A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said I want an abortion but I am not pregnant." and the doctor said "we’ll fix that." and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations, it’s a healthy six year old boy!" and the girl said "can I keep him?" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor