I figured I was gonna make a motivational post for myself, so I'll do it right here. I WILL NOT FAP FOR 60+ DAYS. But why Wrath? What lead you to this concrete decision-making? Sit down, I'll tell you the tale.

As I busted my last nut today, I realized just how unproductive I'd started becoming. I was stinky. I was greasy from gamer gunk. I hadn't cleaned out my cave room in ages. Suddenly the days started melding together. I tried my best to think. What had I done the other day? I totally forgot. I tried to picture what I last ate, what I last watched from youtube, and I was desperately grabbing and piecing memories from anything. It was futile. Porn distracted me from my objectives. It made me forget about reality. Nay, it was an escape from reality. But post-nut clarity made me face that reality today as I pondered about my lifestyle. I thought to myself if I were a father to a daughter, would I really let my daughter marry the degenerate I have become? No. I would be absolutely repulsed and disgusted to allow that to happen. And so I concluded that I will either die a virgin or live long enough to become the villain. No more will my mind be controlled by the baser desires of lust. I will not become a loser to my third leg. To my manhood, who had been the third brain all my life. To this member who had made me suffer dopamine spikes like an addiction to drugs.

I WILL HENCEFORTH LAY DOWN MY SWORD AND SWEAR AN OATH TO THIS!

LET IT BE DONE. NO MORE WILL I BE JUST ANOTHER COG IN THIS AMERICAN DREAM.

I'VE AWOKEN.

I WILL ASCEND.