SuperJack needs a Bio for the MU championship.

[Insert whatever information or fun facts that you wish here. Talk about your mafia-related accolades, impressive stats, fun anecdotes, favorite role to play, strengths and weaknesses, your approach to the game, other players' quotes about you, or take out the piss on the whole thing and make some jokes. The ball is entirely in your court, this will be how you present yourself to your fellow competitors and to the many spectating communities.]

Feel free to enlist the help of your community to make this bio.
Please, as many people submit (via post or PM) a bio. It can be as insane as possible, and I will hopefully merge them all together to create a ultimate Bio. You can reference my RL as much as needed ^^