Me: I whack a ball and it goes in a gopher hole.
You: You mean like pool?
Me: No, fuck off, ‘pool’! Not with a straight stick, with a little fucked up stick!
You: You mean like croquet?
Me: Fuck croquet! I put the hole hundreds of yards away!
You: You mean like a bowling thing?
Me: Fuck no! Not straight, I put shit in the way! Like bushes and high grass, so you can lose your ball, whacking away with a fucking tire iron, jerking your way in the sand, ahaha!And each time you miss, you feel like you’re gonna have a stroke! FUCK! That’s what we’ll call it! A stroke! Cause everytime you miss, you feel like you’re gonna fucking die! But right there at the end I put a flat piece with a little flag to give you fucking hope. But right before I put a pool and sandbags to fuck with your ball again!
You: And you do this one time?
Me: Fuck no! Eighteen fucking times!