...on Afghanistan? Pop-Tarts, Peanut Butter. Why are we dropping this food on Afghanistan? Tastes a shit load better than dirt, number 1. Number 2, it is very difficult to have a call to jihad with a mouthful of peanut butter. Jihad, which sounds like a country western term, like jeeeeee-haw! Number 3, Afghanistan is a hasheesh smoking culture and anyone who's been a friend of the hookah will go: "Pop-Tarts!"