We have the Democrat Party, which is a party of no ideas, and the Republican Party, which is a party of bad ideas. And the way it works is, the Federal Government is Republicans and Democrats working together. And the only thing dumber than a Republican or a Democrat is when these pricks work together!

The Republican stands up in Congress and goes ‘I got a really bad idea!!’. And then the Democrat says ‘And I can make it shittier!!’