I turned on the TV in 1998, and...

[Oberon]

... I got told there was something rotten in the White House. President Clinton got a blowjob, and they said that WASN’T THE BAD NEWS. Because he may have made her lie. WOOOOO! I think it’s still not the bad news because he had to take his cock out of he mouth FIRST!!

And then... insanity. Every news channel just had a 3 hour debate on whether oral sex was adultery. I couldn’t believe what I was watching and I feel I was going to pass out from so much stupidity. Just before I had an out of body experience, I thought, ‘define is’.

Is oral sex adultery? YES!!!! If curling is an Olympic Sport, then oral sex is adultery! It’s harder than curling so oral sex should be in the Olympics, because if you’re good at it, you deserve a medal!

Bill Clinton got impeached? Because he got a blowjob. And this upset a LOT OF PEOPLE, who didn’t get one!

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Stalin: Wanna hear a joke?
Hitler: Sure.
Stalin: Moscow.
Hitler: I don't get it.
Stalin: EXACTLY.