... I know there was someone in a Bombay bar going: "I know Gandhi... He was a prick! I saw him sucking on a porkhop dog, hitting on Mother Theresa! He kept saying 'who's your diaper daddy, who's your diaper daddy!' I saw that with my eye and if you don't believe me I'll bitchslap you like Sheiva, I could do it."

*points at forehead* Don't press this! Don't fucking do that! Because India has the atomic bomb, my friend! I could turn this whole place into chicken tikka, hmm? India detonated 7 underground nucular tests; Pakistan detonated 7 underground nucular tests! And your spy satellites were like Ray Charles in the Louvre, they didn't have a fucking clue!