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    Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    For me the newest Predator movie ( 2018 ) is pretty high up on that list. The plot is literally retarded, you can pretty much TL;DR it as 'aliens flew light years to steal autism because... evolution'. And no I'm not exagerrating. Also the movie has a second unintended meaning bc one of the actors hired by the director was a registered sex offender, and played a dude who kept hitting on one of the main female characters. Lol! Talk about a Predator.

    Edit: Here's a review/kill count of the movie if you don't believe me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqjqEauW_TI
    Last edited by Oberon; January 31st, 2021 at 11:27 AM.
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    I'm a fan of John Carpenter but some of his movies are genuinely terrible lmao. Some of them are literally comparable to me shooting a part of my boring daily routine and calling it a movie (in terms of suspense). I'm thinking of Halloween, Assault on Precinct (13?) and Prince of Darkness. They're absolutely terrible. Prince of Darkness is the better of the three and it's still absolutely trash lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Huey The Long View Post
    Naz will die, i can promise you this, i visited there home, i shared the wealth, placed my book on their nightstand and said every man a king 3 times so they will die from my glorious contagion of my political program
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    You sure you dont want to lynch Voss again? he may flip scum this time.
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    mags my highest townread and i think hes scum.
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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Tusk is pretty high up there but that ones kinda so bad its good. 100% worth watching once and stay for the credits where it has a conversation from the producers hitting a bong and laughing about how ridiculous they can make the ending. The movie starts out totally serious but as it draws on it practically becomes a parody of itself.

    The worst one I watched last year would probably be Mermaid Down. The plot make absolutely no sense in any way and the character development is a total joke. The 'bad guy' is just the cartoon level of 'evil because he is evil' and they try to mix in some strange ghost stuff that makes no sense. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen and is not the 'so bad its good' kinda film.

    The worst movie I have ever seen I think was called 'Gummy' but I can't even find it now. Some guy went across America and asked people for home videos in Burger King that he then scrambled into some very strange story of stuff he recorded. It would cut from kids killing cats to sell them to some guy to a guy whoring out his retarded sister to a methed out mom screaming at a 11 year old boy for taping silverware together to lift as dumbells. It kinda effectively drew out a very uncomfortable part of mentally unstable American society on lots of drugs. I think I was drunk off my ass and like 15 when I saw it but to this day that was probably the most uncomfortable I have ever been watching a movie. At least Requiem for a dream or Party Monster made sense and had a coherent story while this one was just insanity incarnate.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummo
    I think I just found it. I may watch it. It sounds like one of those movies that is so terrible it is actually good.

    Edit: Never mind I just read the plot what the fuck is this lmao
    Last edited by Oberon; January 31st, 2021 at 12:36 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Huey The Long View Post
    Naz will die, i can promise you this, i visited there home, i shared the wealth, placed my book on their nightstand and said every man a king 3 times so they will die from my glorious contagion of my political program
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    You sure you dont want to lynch Voss again? he may flip scum this time.
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    mags my highest townread and i think hes scum.
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    Yeah I donít read or care to that much. I just vote correctly and thatís that.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    Tusk is pretty high up there but that ones kinda so bad its good. 100% worth watching once and stay for the credits where it has a conversation from the producers hitting a bong and laughing about how ridiculous they can make the ending. The movie starts out totally serious but as it draws on it practically becomes a parody of itself.

    The worst one I watched last year would probably be Mermaid Down. The plot make absolutely no sense in any way and the character development is a total joke. The 'bad guy' is just the cartoon level of 'evil because he is evil' and they try to mix in some strange ghost stuff that makes no sense. This is easily one of the worst movies I have ever seen and is not the 'so bad its good' kinda film.

    The worst movie I have ever seen I think was called 'Gummy' but I can't even find it now. Some guy went across America and asked people for home videos in Burger King that he then scrambled into some very strange story of stuff he recorded. It would cut from kids killing cats to sell them to some guy to a guy whoring out his retarded sister to a methed out mom screaming at a 11 year old boy for taping silverware together to lift as dumbells. It kinda effectively drew out a very uncomfortable part of mentally unstable American society on lots of drugs. I think I was drunk off my ass and like 15 when I saw it but to this day that was probably the most uncomfortable I have ever been watching a movie. At least Requiem for a dream or Party Monster made sense and had a coherent story while this one was just insanity incarnate.
    Isn't Tusk the walrus thing? It wasn't that bad... but I haven't watched the credits xD.
    Speaking of bongs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJcljSYCKVk
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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    Isn't Tusk the walrus thing? It wasn't that bad... but I haven't watched the credits xD.
    Speaking of bongs... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJcljSYCKVk
    That bong movie looks hilarious.

    I think you should take a moment to watch the final fight scene again. Tusk is an absolutely awful movie in the best of ways imo. I couldn't believe what I was watching in the end because of how serious the movie took itself in the beginning and I dont know if I have ever seen another movie pull such a crazy evolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    That bong movie looks hilarious.

    I think you should take a moment to watch the final fight scene again. Tusk is an absolutely awful movie in the best of ways imo. I couldn't believe what I was watching in the end because of how serious the movie took itself in the beginning and I dont know if I have ever seen another movie pull such a crazy evolution.
    they made a sort of sequel called Yogahosers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
    Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jar Jar the wise?

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by aamirus View Post
    they made a sort of sequel called Yogahosers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EAy6-uCb1o
    LOL

    And... idk, Tusk looked kinda serious to me. Perhaps I misremember, or perhaps I didn't watch it until the end lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    God is a goofy loser.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by OzyWho View Post
    Instead of naming a singular movie, I give you an entire genre of movies: Teen Movies.
    Are those... teen slasher movies? Aka the really shit horror movies with a bunch of teenagers who make dumb decisions for literally no reason?
    Quote Originally Posted by Huey The Long View Post
    Naz will die, i can promise you this, i visited there home, i shared the wealth, placed my book on their nightstand and said every man a king 3 times so they will die from my glorious contagion of my political program
    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkstorteddd02 View Post
    You sure you dont want to lynch Voss again? he may flip scum this time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Distorted View Post
    mags my highest townread and i think hes scum.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Magician View Post
    Yeah I donít read or care to that much. I just vote correctly and thatís that.

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    holy shit i forgot about rubber...that one was just actually Bad
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    Naz would never forget the Chik-Fil-A Sauce

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by Oberon View Post
    Are those... teen slasher movies? Aka the really shit horror movies with a bunch of teenagers who make dumb decisions for literally no reason?
    No no, there's a reason: to be realistic
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    Iron sky would be a great one themed topically to this site since it’s got a nazi scientist turning a black man into a white man to “help” him
    Lmao
    what do you mean by "themed topically to this site"
    would you be implying we are a bunch of nazi pigs, comrade aamirus?
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    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    God is a goofy loser.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    No no, there's a reason: to be realistic


    Lmao
    what do you mean by "themed topically to this site"
    would you be implying we are a bunch of nazi pigs, comrade aamirus?

    Ohh, God. Chernobyl, the TV mini series, was just pure for me. To be specific, the part where they explained how a RBMK power plant works and revealed the secret (which would be a secret still to this day if the IRL scientist didn't commit a suicide and left that note) - I must have watched it a dozen times, just because it's so rare that a series goes into actual IRL technical stuff. I remember learning by heart how that RBMK reactor works, and how some greedy graphite almost cost the life of the entire Eurasian continent.
    Disappointing how they didn't put more weight in the showe regarding the work that was done post-disaster, and it's efficiency, given the importance.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    The only reason I know about Iron Sky is because the dude who does Der Untergang Parodies included Iron Sky in one of his parody series.

    Edit: Has anyone watched Downfall/Der Untergang? It’s actually a pretty good movie even if you discount the numerous parodies (lol).
    Quote Originally Posted by Huey The Long View Post
    Naz will die, i can promise you this, i visited there home, i shared the wealth, placed my book on their nightstand and said every man a king 3 times so they will die from my glorious contagion of my political program
    Quote Originally Posted by Blinkstorteddd02 View Post
    You sure you dont want to lynch Voss again? he may flip scum this time.
    Quote Originally Posted by Distorted View Post
    mags my highest townread and i think hes scum.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Magician View Post
    Yeah I donít read or care to that much. I just vote correctly and thatís that.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by OzyWho View Post

    Ohh, God. Chernobyl, the TV mini series, was just pure for me. To be specific, the part where they explained how a RBMK power plant works and revealed the secret (which would be a secret still to this day if the IRL scientist didn't commit a suicide and left that note) - I must have watched it a dozen times, just because it's so rare that a series goes into actual IRL technical stuff. I remember learning by heart how that RBMK reactor works, and how some greedy graphite almost cost the life of the entire Eurasian continent.
    Disappointing how they didn't put more weight in the showe regarding the work that was done post-disaster, and it's efficiency, given the importance.
    So true, this series was amazing. As a politics nerd, I couldn't help liking the fact it was in the USSR as much as the fact it was explaining actual technical details (vulgarized for us proleterians, but still). Shows how "saving money" clearly goes against the workers' security - and in this case, everyone's security -.
    Spoiler : Quotes :
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    God is a goofy loser.

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    Thanks for so many good ideas for movies. In general, when I have free time, I always watch some series or movies because that really relaxes me and makes me feel better. Plus, I'm doing this with my girlfriend, and that's doubly enjoyable. Nothing compares to the moments when we look at something together and she smiles nicely and I can't help but love her more and more. In the last period, we watch full movies online on fmovies and we like this site. Have you tried it?
    Last edited by Kensuke; April 6th, 2021 at 09:12 AM.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    I forgot that I already posted here and was about to mention Rubber again, but I guess I already did.

    Holy shit that movie is fucking bad, if you're reading this looking for dumb movies to laugh at please don't watch Rubber. The plot summary might draw you in thinking it's a cheesy B movie but I promise the movie's really boring and sucks fucking ass. There's no funny action or tire rampages. The entire purpose of the movie is that the director thought he was such a cool and clever guy for making a movie that makes no sense, so it's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes that end up forming an incoherent plot. And not in the entertaining "why did the character do this action, that makes no sense what an idiot" way but in the "what the fuck does this have to do with anything else in the movie" way. The entire first scene of the movie is literally a guy breaking the fourth wall to tell you, the viewer, directly that this movie is completely pointless and has no plot. You'd be an idiot to keep watching after that. I was.

    The only people that seem to like this movie are dumbfuck redditors who think they're edgy for liking a le epic random xD movie that nobody else likes. It's a complete waste of 90 minutes. I'd rather watch Jack and Jill than that shit again.
    Last edited by oops_ur_dead; April 5th, 2021 at 06:53 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oops_ur_dead View Post
    I forgot that I already posted here and was about to mention Rubber again, but I guess I already did.

    Holy shit that movie is fucking bad, if you're reading this looking for dumb movies to laugh at please don't watch Rubber. The plot summary might draw you in thinking it's a cheesy B movie but I promise the movie's really boring and sucks fucking ass. There's no funny action or tire rampages. The entire purpose of the movie is that the director thought he was such a cool and clever guy for making a movie that makes no sense, so it's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes that end up forming an incoherent plot. And not in the entertaining "why did the character do this action, that makes no sense what an idiot" way but in the "what the fuck does this have to do with anything else in the movie" way. The entire first scene of the movie is literally a guy breaking the fourth wall to tell you, the viewer, directly that this movie is completely pointless and has no plot. You'd be an idiot to keep watching after that. I was.

    The only people that seem to like this movie are dumbfuck redditors who think they're edgy for liking a le epic random xD movie that nobody else likes. It's a complete waste of 90 minutes. I'd rather watch Jack and Jill than that shit again.
    this makes me want to watch the movie

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by oops_ur_dead View Post
    I forgot that I already posted here and was about to mention Rubber again, but I guess I already did.

    Holy shit that movie is fucking bad, if you're reading this looking for dumb movies to laugh at please don't watch Rubber. The plot summary might draw you in thinking it's a cheesy B movie but I promise the movie's really boring and sucks fucking ass. There's no funny action or tire rampages. The entire purpose of the movie is that the director thought he was such a cool and clever guy for making a movie that makes no sense, so it's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes that end up forming an incoherent plot. And not in the entertaining "why did the character do this action, that makes no sense what an idiot" way but in the "what the fuck does this have to do with anything else in the movie" way. The entire first scene of the movie is literally a guy breaking the fourth wall to tell you, the viewer, directly that this movie is completely pointless and has no plot. You'd be an idiot to keep watching after that. I was.

    The only people that seem to like this movie are dumbfuck redditors who think they're edgy for liking a le epic random xD movie that nobody else likes. It's a complete waste of 90 minutes. I'd rather watch Jack and Jill than that shit again.
    So you are saying that movie is the equivalent of Yoko Uno incoherently screaming in a mic and claiming its just too 'avant garde' for people to understand? Mighta worked for a while if he was in better social circles I guess.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by MaShY View Post
    The Day The Earth Stood Still (200. Yes, Keanu's in it. Look how they massacred my boy.
    Did you just say Keanu?
    Spoiler : Quotes :
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter View Post
    There are two wolves inside you. One is addicted to crack. The other one is also addicted to crack. You are addicted to crack.
    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    MM IS AN ANTI-VAXXER
    Quote Originally Posted by BananaCucho View Post
    Mallow are you really an anti vaxxer
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by Renegade View Post
    God is a goofy loser.

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    Re: Dumbest movie you've ever watched

    Quote Originally Posted by Kensuke View Post
    Thanks for so many good ideas for movies. In general, when I have free time, I always watch some series or movies because that really relaxes me and makes me feel better. Plus, I'm doing this with my girlfriend, and that's doubly enjoyable. Nothing compares to the moments when we look at something together and she smiles nicely and I can't help but love her more and more. In the last period, we watch full movies online on im not including a spam link in my quote reply and we like this site. Have you tried it?
    amazing bot response this is incredible
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    congrats you're an inspiration to pedophiles everywhere
    Hopefully you'll get banned and hit by a truck.

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