crusty ass sock unda my bed
crusty ass sock bagged by a fed
crusty ass sock entered as evidence
crusty ass sock the people present it


yo look yo uh

i was in court, doin my dues
when the lead prosecutor did sumtin rude
pulled out a sock, stiff n crude
when he said "recognize this, do you?"

i had an outburst, shit my pants
lawyer said u need 2 keep it together man
that was when i reached in my briefs
and threw a handful of my brown relief

my shit splatter, i yell this shit dont matter
judge banged the gavel and said "order, order!"
the bailiff started bum rushin me, i stood up and began 2 pee
tricklin all down my drawers, i knew it was time 2 get on all fo's

on my knees, my hands too, i continued 2 make the brown stew


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