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    MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1

    i took a shit today
    i took a shit today
    me and the toilet got acquainted today

    i took a shit today
    i took a shit today
    dirtied toilet paper with my ass today

    plotato plotato, my shit hard like old playdough
    scoop it in my hand, toss it out the van, shatter ur window n kill ur old man
    "oh no, oh why, my father must die"
    coz u messed with the best, bitch that is i

    mc xplicit takin fat dumps
    plotato surrounded by feral dogs gettin humped
    they cum in his mouth, in his eye, in his nose
    smellin like dog cum ull never get any hoes

    i walk up 2 the club n the bouncer let me in
    u walk up 2 the club n the bouncer say god damn
    u smell like shit, and dog cum too.
    get the fuck outta here dude!!

    werd

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    Blowtato "my shit hard like old playdough"
    He handles the wood like Canseco
    Boys fuck him dumb til he got a numb a-hole
    Sit still and be silent like an ummm... K-hole
    Or i'ma get violent, tie you up with a tape roll
    Take hold of your gay pole and rip it it til it's way swole
    Stay broke, I sway folks and they stay close
    I convinced your mom to get on my payroll
    Now she gets paid for sex... get it? PAY ROLL

    git fuckd pusy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    ive seen autistic children write prose better than this garbage

    the only mc thing about you is that you were born from a miscarriage. with your rhymes you should be named feminem so bring your rhymes back in the kitchen and cook something up at least medium grade punk ass spiny ass swine

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    Meaty? Umm, grayed old gay, stay trolled, punk ass swine
    You steal sweetie sons, pedo, you got no spine
    Teeny babies lately in your trunk stash, cryin'
    You sick perverted fuck ass bum, stop lying

    lmao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    @Plotato be like DAMN I'M SO BAD AT RHYMING I'M JUST GONNA STOP
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    i unno who dis faggot is
    keeps my name in his mouth like a clout chasin bitch
    cant rap 4 shit and challenges xplicit
    u on the highway of death and there is no exit

    im like the us military of the 90s
    and ur trapped like an innocent iraqi
    all yo family shot n left in a ditch
    u burnt 2 death in a car, granted my wish

    inshallah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    @FrostByte you have the body of someone who ate all of Mom's spaghetti. You think you're the real slim shady but you're definitely not a real slim lady.
    @Plotato you wouldn't know rap if reynolds raped your mom with a roll of plastic cling, you've probably never even met a black guy irl so
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle

    next
    https://twitter.com/lntel/status/101...541248?lang=en

    ummm
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    @Plotato you wouldn't know rap if reynolds raped your mom with a roll of plastic cling, you've probably never even met a black guy irl so
    And I'm so thankful I'm not involved in rap because I'd be happy to attend your funeral in 3 years. And your dad told me that he had to roofie your mom just so you could breastfeed, ya gremlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16 View Post
    do i need to drop another essay in here
    Pls don't kill a mexican banger in Bruno's thread, I'd have to help him clean that shit up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    And I'm so thankful I'm not involved in rap because I'd be happy to attend your funeral in 3 years. And your dad told me that he had to roofie your mom just so you could breastfeed, ya gremlin
    As if you rapping would be what stopped you from attending my funeral? What are you trying to say?

    and The only person getting killed here is you with your weak ass bars you stole from reddit and twitter, foh fuckboy

    lmfao
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    As if you rapping would be what stopped you from attending my funeral? What are you trying to say?

    and The only person getting killed here is you with your weak ass bars you stole from reddit and twitter, foh fuckboy

    lmfao
    sorry I can't be bothered to care about you sonny boy, I can't watch the show at seaworld forever

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    uh ye this bubba mad as fuck
    hit the hat trick post in this thread bruh
    attackin my crew while ignorin me
    when his mouth started this whole beef

    u go 2 admins n bitch n whine
    then u gonna feign like dis a game?
    suck my balls and my dick, hoe
    just like ya momma did yesterday doe

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    damn bro you responded 3 times

    you're the one with a fat guy for an avatar

    what clout am I chasing, exactly? The sc2mafia rap scene clout? Yeah because that's a thing

    and I'm not worked up at all I've been laughing. I thought we were goofing.

    it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so deep
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1

    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    uh ye this bubba mad as fuck
    hit the hat trick post in this thread bruh
    attackin my crew while ignorin me
    when his mouth started this whole beef

    u go 2 admins n bitch n whine
    then u gonna feign like dis a game?
    suck my balls and my dick, hoe
    just like ya momma did yesterday doe
    wait he was bitching to admins? About what? Shit he started and then kept responding in kind to?

    It was jokes. A rap battle on sc2mafia of all places. Anyone who takes that shit serious is gonna fold like a pink taco to any actual adversity.

    How fucking sheltered are you @Plotato
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    wait he was bitching to admins? About what? Shit he started and then kept responding in kind to?

    It was jokes. A rap battle on sc2mafia of all places. Anyone who takes that shit serious is gonna fold like a pink taco to any actual adversity.

    How fucking sheltered are you @Plotato
    as an aside, that was for a completely different topic not about this rap thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    @FrostByte sorry for calling you fat. You are so much of a self insert you can fit in basically anywhere. I will repent for commiting such a grave crime.
    fat guy avatar, immediately jumps to fat jokes when he doesn't know what people look like. I'd say you're projecting hard as fuck tbh

    Bruno and I have been doing this rhyming shit for years now, stop acting like you know what's up Mr
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    as an aside, that was for a completely different topic not about this rap thread.
    As an aside, you don't get to bitch to admins when you start talking shit out of the blue and then respond to the shit talking with shit talking you thin skinned crybaby bitch
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    @FrostByte sorry for calling you fat. You are so much of a self insert you can fit in basically anywhere. I will repent for commiting such a grave crime.
    this dude talkin bout self inserts
    meanwhile he says my name so much my ears hurt
    ringin n ringin, boy i could swear
    there was a gentleman caller here n ur mom said hes here 2 rail her

    u posted my name time n again, yet ignore the attention im givin that u desperately wanted
    whinin bout my boys instead of worryin what u become
    clout chasin hoe tryna enter the mafia rap scene
    its obscene u ever thought u could hang with a crew this mean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    um my guy are we're still bantering dafuq u on about calm down

    global warming is a real thing and we can't afford to have you outcompete with the cattle
    talm bout we still banterin n breakin character
    bitch welcome 2 da era a'
    mean mothafuckers who aint takin prisonas

    if ur a cattle im a bull
    ur castrated like a steer, queer, and im still puttin it in the rear
    of female cows like ya momma
    keep the farmer happy while inducin trauma
    u seen me and at least 3 other producers of meat
    all sweatin n gettin it on wit ya momma cows pussy

    inshallah

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    Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1

    jeez fine take your preschool playground I've been downrepped asking for me to commit suicide and was threatened with death on a different thread. throwing quips is one thing but with a website as old as your cumsocks it's only fair to be worried considering the case. Anyway, have fun and I wish you all a long happy life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    jeez fine take your preschool playground I've been downrepped asking for me to commit suicide and was threatened with death on a different thread. throwing quips is one thing but with a website as old as your cumsocks it's only fair to be worried considering the case. Anyway, have fun and I wish you all a long happy life.
    i didnt threaten 2 kill u. i threatened 2 kill ur family and ultimately ruin ur life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    um my guy are we're still bantering dafuq u on about calm down

    global warming is a real thing and we can't afford to have you outcompete with the cattle
    Nah, it stopped being fun when you went to cry to daddy admin. You weren't kidding after that. This HAHA JUST KIDDING teenage girl bullshit doesn't fly around adults.

    You're a crybaby bitch. The difference between you and me is that I'm talking shit about you personally and you're making shit up out of thin air. The thin air shit doesn't hit as hard. That's why I'm serious now instead of angry but you're angry and serious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Quote Originally Posted by FrostByte View Post
    Nah, it stopped being fun when you went to cry to daddy admin. You weren't kidding after that. This HAHA JUST KIDDING teenage girl bullshit doesn't fly around adults.

    You're a crybaby bitch. The difference between you and me is that I'm talking shit about you personally and you're making shit up out of thin air. The thin air shit doesn't hit as hard. That's why I'm serious now instead of angry but you're angry and serious.
    what are you on about sirrah the spanish have fled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    what are you on about sirrah the spanish have fled
    Did you have a stroke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Helz View Post
    I will go ahead and fuck this cat
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Heavy Handed View Post
    yeah I'm not gonna sit around here analyzing the fucking particle fluctuations in the quantum foam or whatever the fuck trying to find shit on D1

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    Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1

    sorry bro but if digital words on a website hurt ur feefees so much that ud take offense from a dude u never met who lives 1000s of miles away making a joke about ur family dying then u prob should get off the internet until u grow up a lil and experience the harshness of the real world

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruno View Post
    sorry bro but if digital words on a website hurt ur feefees so much that ud take offense from a dude u never met who lives 1000s of miles away making a joke about ur family dying then u prob should get off the internet until u grow up a lil and experience the harshness of the real world
    yes ☑️ma'am 👨*🏫 I will write ✏️📝a thousand times 🕐 I will not get triggered 🔫

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    k

    anyway this thread came out differently than I had envisioned it after some dumb jokes so I'm gonna retire and grab my pension
    bruh how else did u envision it when u didnt even rap u just started getting mad and making personal attacks

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    I really don't care at the end. I'm not a rapper and a terrible freestyling linguist so I didn't bother with the rhyming. We were both shitroasting each other so maybe that was the theme of the game, idk. It's hard to tell how people are over a forum. Clearly something didn't strike right and it came differently.

    If the tone is this serious let's just end this thread and move on to some other dumb shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Plotato View Post
    I really don't care at the end. I'm not a rapper and a terrible freestyling linguist so I didn't bother with the rhyming. We were both shitroasting each other so maybe that was the theme of the game, idk. It's hard to tell how people are over a forum. Clearly something didn't strike right and it came differently.

    If the tone is this serious let's just end this thread and move on to some other dumb shit.
    im glad u were clownin, i thought u were but i wasnt sure. u seemed like u got super offended over the disraps lol glad we could reach an agreement

 

 

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