There’s two things you need to know about me: I’m a 24 year old man and I love eating pussy. Seriously it’s my favorite thing and unlike most males, I don’t have much interest in blowjobs or even sex. Anyway, I have a terrible story to share about a vile creature and its quest for vengeance.
Anyway, I was recently warned by Voss the Vehemently Vile for my use of medical modelling and simulation study figure as my forum avatar. For some reason Voss the Vehemently Vile thought it was a good idea to warn me and my wife (who is a doctor) about my use of academic, all-ages material for my forum avatar. I therefore decided to hack into the worldwide network and see the records of how this ended up being this way. To put this shortly, Voss the Vehemently Vile got really uncomfortable after that creature saw my forum avatar for the first time. Being that the academic figure was a citation from a study regarding penile dysfunction, I can only understand the creature's displeasure of being reminded of something the repugnant creature had major insecurities with. As such, Voss the Vehemently Vile exclaimed in great sadness that it was too much, and fainted on the "force edit user's avatar" button, deleting my citation. Voss the Vehemently Vile then slithered its own tongue through its sumptuous flaps, lapping up its own pouring mucus with fervor as it begin pouring and rubbing crude oil over its body, and poking breadsticks into its own nostril.
You have been warned. I hope that you are all safe today, and I wish you all the best of health. Except you ceko, you can go away.