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    Anyone fuck with stocks?

    What are these fucking returns man. Just go out there and plop a fat stack on a stock and get 10% by the end of next week.

    This shit is retarded.

    Amazon alone went up from 1k to like 1.7k in 1 year. That is a 70% return. I don't like trump, but praise trump for the corporate tax rate. Invest in some pussy ass bonds and get 3-4%? Naw.

    Go out and make some dough before we get a bear market, people.

    Literally at a 9.5% return in the last 5 days.
    I'm FloodingRain on sc2, sorry for the confusion <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Fury
    Who the hell quotes themselves in their own signature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by aamirus View Post
    Without doing much research it’s easy to make 5-10% per week generally, but every once in awhile you make a mistake and lose 50%+ so I would recommend taking the time to make better bets
    That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

    Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

    Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD
    Yep. And even there, don't play roulette. Seriously. If risk > reward, or even = reward, don't gamble. And if someone proposes you to gamble, it's because risk > reward, usually. Else that person is dumb, and you can strip the person of all the money he/she/xe/it/that has.
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    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
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    Re: Anyone fuck with stocks?

    Quote Originally Posted by aamirus View Post
    Without doing much research it’s easy to make 5-10% per week generally, but every once in awhile you make a mistake and lose 50%+ so I would recommend taking the time to make better bets
    Definitely. It's idiotic to just jump on every bandwagon. Some win, some lose.

    Some people even take loans to invest.

    If you can't afford to lose it all, then don't invest any of it.
    I'm FloodingRain on sc2, sorry for the confusion <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Fury
    Who the hell quotes themselves in their own signature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warshieldman321 View Post
    See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?
    What is your main account? Literally, I yelled "STRENGHT IN UNITY" several times these days on HotS... your signature lol... also who registers on a mafia site to ask a question about stocks as a first post?

    And sorry but I got no advice to give you, for I do not mess with stocks.
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warshieldman321 View Post
    See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?
    Invest in a company with a bright future like Amazon and don't take the stock out for at least a year.

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    What is your main account? Literally, I yelled "STRENGHT IN UNITY" several times these days on HotS... your signature lol... also who registers on a mafia site to ask a question about stocks as a first post?

    And sorry but I got no advice to give you, for I do not mess with stocks.
    This game has made us paranoid of newcomers LOL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    Invest in a company with a bright future like Amazon and don't take the stock out for at least a year.



    This game has made us paranoid of newcomers LOL.
    I swear this is a smurf account lol
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warshieldman321 View Post
    I registered so long ago and I completely forgot about it only to come back this week. Iíve been playing maf for a few years now. Tag is nopedotavi#1744. Iím not so new so much as I made an account and never used it lol
    Oh. That still doesn't explain your signature, but if you really aren't a smurf, welcome back! But I don't believe you mostly :P maybe yzb is right though... mafia made me paranoid...
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    Oh. That still doesn't explain your signature, but if you really aren't a smurf, welcome back! But I don't believe you mostly :P maybe yzb is right though... mafia made me paranoid...
    Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs or slots doing OGC and I have to stop myself going crazy by reminding myself it's irrational to apply my pseudo-psychology to real life.

    Perhaps I was projecting on to you =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurf
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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs or slots doing OGC and I have to stop myself going crazy by reminding myself it's irrational to apply my pseudo-psychology to real life.

    Perhaps I was projecting on to you =P
    Lol. Are you in the Skwirl discord btw? If you're not there's the link to it in Distorted's signature :P
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Quote Originally Posted by Warshieldman321 View Post
    See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?
    Do it via a Roth IRA. Max out your annual contribution if you can.

    The economy is set to tank in 1-2 years, so it is rather difficult to invest well right now. Growth stocks should be your aim though.
    I'm FloodingRain on sc2, sorry for the confusion <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Fury
    Who the hell quotes themselves in their own signature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fury View Post
    Do it via a Roth IRA. Max out your annual contribution if you can.

    The economy is set to tank in 1-2 years, so it is rather difficult to invest well right now. Growth stocks should be your aim though.
    tfw everyone's accepted the economy's going to tank and everyone's just resigned themselves to leeching off the dying corpse XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    tfw everyone's accepted the economy's going to tank and everyone's just resigned themselves to leeching off the dying corpse XD
    Considering how much Trump is trying to push tariffs on literally everybody? I didn't think it would happen until the 200 billion tariff announcement.

    Luckily I'll have the income to dump into stocks on the rebound, but Trump is literally fucking everyone (but his base won't give a shit).

    And it's not like 1 person can stop the market from tanking. If you fight the market, you'll get wrecked. Not like I'm pulling my investments, but I'm just not going to dump into it now.

    That being said, I still did make some recent investments. But, I plan to hold onto them for years - recession or not. I see great growth potential in them.
    I'm FloodingRain on sc2, sorry for the confusion <3

    Quote Originally Posted by Fury
    Who the hell quotes themselves in their own signature?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    Sometimes when I'm on this forum my brain starts making wild conspiracy theories about certain people being smurfs
    I was Arsonist all along.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Warshieldman321 View Post
    See my birthday is in less than 10 days and i want to start buying stocks young. This is impeccable timing. Any advice for a noob on this shit?
    happy bday most random person on this site
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    President Fielzanks walks up to his stage, preparing his n1 speech. In front of him, his two cronies MM and David stood. In front of him, his immaculately written n1 speech was prepared. 'Gentleman, what is the soul of capitalism?', he asked his small audience. 'Money?', MM guessed. 'Waifus?', David asked. 'No' Fielz replied, disappointed in his trash scumteam .
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    Quote Originally Posted by yzb25 View Post
    That's what I've heard. That shit's volatile.

    Stick to Roulette on sc2mafia XDD
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    "Toilet man, toilet man, does whatever a toilet can"

    Long live Trump!!!
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    Re: Anyone fuck with stocks?

    The stock market can be a great way to make money, but it's also important to remember that it's not without risks. The market can be highly volatile, and past performance doesn't guarantee future results.
    One of the popular strategies among traders and the one that I use is scalping. Scalping strategy involves buying and selling an asset quickly to make a small profit. It's important to have a clear plan and a good understanding of the market conditions to be successful. It's also important to pay attention to the fees and charges associated with trading. You can also try it out!
    Last edited by Dasperedyn; January 26th, 2023 at 03:52 AM.

 

 

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