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    How do you know if you've played too much mafia?

    I'l start... lol

    • You're talking to a friend and you're looking for scumtells. Who knows, maybe he works for the mafia?
    • When you go on a bus you pray that you don't die tonight.
    • When you get pulled over by a cop you start to WIFOM.
    • When you visit your grandma you put on a bulletproof vest.


    Hey, write some yourself!

  2. ISO #2

    Re: How do you know if you've played too much mafia?

    - when you plan to write about WIFOM in a college application essay (I am half serious about this one. )- when FM forums is the most visited page on my browser after Hotmail and Google. These are made up:- when you start stalking one of your classmates every night. - when your friend offers you a drink you start interrogating him to test for poison. (Did you know the most common way for women to kill is using poison? A drink anyone? )

  3. ISO #3

    Re: How do you know if you've played too much mafia?

    here's a few crappy ones:
    When your overhearing whispers and your like "I'm an epic spy."
    When you seduce some guy/girl hoping to roleblock them from doing whatever they want to do just for the heck of it and for the fun of getting laid.
    When you're a corrupt Cop and start shooting random niggers down the street on the first night you're hired.
    Spoiler : Forum Mafia :

    FM VI: Ash (Sinner) FM VII: Glen (Drug Dealer) FM VIII: Liane (Vigilante) FM IX: Andrei (Reserved Proletarian) FM X: fm Deathfire123 (Modkilled Blacksmith) FM XI: Corki (Citizen) FM XIII: Phoebe (Bodyguard) FM XIV: Helena (Grave Robber) FM XV: FM Pikachu (Mayor) FM XVI: FM Master Chef (Escort)

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  5. ISO #5

    Re: How do you know if you've played too much mafia?

    When you start thinking Clowns will kill you if you talk to them
    FMIII: Citizen | FMIV: Vigilante | FMV: Bus Driver | FMVII: Godfather | FMVI: Sinner | FMVIII: Lookout | FM IX: Citizen/Proletariat | FMX: Veteran/Survivor/Framer | FMXI: Mafioso | FMXII: Coroner | FMXIII: Bus Driver | FMXIV: Vigilante | FMXV: Student

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    Re: How do you know if you've played too much mafia?

    *when your afraid to admit that you know first aid in public.
    *when you worry someone will break into your home and shoot you for standing out at the bar you visited last night.
    *when you visit a neighbors house and find lots of gas in their shed and wonder if he or she is a bus driver or an arsonist.
    *when you visit a neighbors house and find lots of knives in their kitchen and worry they might be a serial killer.
    Last edited by ; December 15th, 2011 at 05:15 AM.

 

 

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