Sc2 Mafia Bible : Summer edition

[GoatseOntheCupboard]

Hey friends I'm at work and I'm bored, but I'm also mad. I'm mad because Summerfriends always do the dumbest shit and noob up my games by voting at random and only typing LEADS OR SKIP. That's why I'm writing this Bible for sc2 mafia, and this is REQUIRED READING. As a patron, I have the power to ban players not playing by these easy tips.

1. RANDOM LYNCH DAY 2 IS PRO TOWN MOVE
You are limiting the roles scum can claim, getting information that will help you make better night actions, confirming roles early on so literally random Lynch every single day

2. USE THE CHAT LOG BECAUSE ITS GOOD AND SMART
Most Summerfriends don't know this but there's a button at the top of your screen near the centre left that allows you to see everything everyone's typed, and how they voted. The metagame of sc2 MAFIA has taken 5 steps back since summer started, so as soon as you get a close Lynch on 1 MAFIA (as in he gets voted to trial, gives good role and LW and plausible leads) just check the logs and you'll win because you'll see both other MAFIA have voted innocent.

3. People who type shit like ANY LEADS or WHAT DO WE DO or GOVT REVEAL are 100% of the time mafia. Bandwagoners are 100% MAFIA, and every single Summerfriend bandwagons hard. The way I always get my first MAFIA lynched on day 1 is I trial a random person, then another person votes me (usually BBW porsha because were on Skype) then the SECOND a 3rd person votes him - THERES YOUR MAFIA. It takes balls to be the 2nd vote to trial someone, and summerfriends are terrorfied of doing anything to attract attention. BUT they think they will be "behind the radars" if they are the 3rd or 4th to vote. Tldr - bandwagoners and "followers" = scum, brave leaders = town (MAFIA are scared, town has nothing to lose cuz I already have fucking sheriff, or bodyguard win)

4. Seriously just play call of duty if you don't want to write a LW, towns will hang you 100% of the time like fuck it takes like 10 braincells to do it and

5. Literally if you have a neut benign claim always hang him if you can't get a MAFIA lynched, its not worth letting them live like ever unless it's amnesiac with role showed to town on, they always side with MAFIA. NOT TOWN = NOT INNOCENT

6. If the game gets to night, 4 the mayor is dead before he revealed, we are now playing for "late game" - everyone has their infinity edges and phantom dancers and if the town isn't moving forward you're gonna lose. This is when I give my leads if I'm an investigative role, even if I haven't found a MAFIA., or try to mobilise the town to hanging somebody ASAP. TOWN CAN ONLY WIN BYHANGING PEOPLE DURING THE DAY SO DONT FUCKING SKIP DAYS FOR LEADS GOD DAMN IT, VOTE SOMEBOSY QUIET INSTEAD

7. PM roles pls I'm confirmed vet nobody else is claiming it why u are not PM roles just because there's no fucking green text around my name saying ive revealed. God fucking damn kt

This is the sc2 mafia Bible, as authored by goatsecraft on how to win as town against Summerfriends. I'll "summer" -ize the points again below :
Random vote many people to trial for info and to lock scum out of changing role claims
Centre random trials and night actions around people voting suspiciously or bandwagoning
DO NOT WAIT FOR LEADS for the love of god, every word somebody types is a lead just pay attention and use the chat log
Always write last wills, hang all executioners, survivors and amnesiacs if TOWN LEARNS NEW ROLE is off, AS LONG AS there's no scum to hang.
That's it boys I'm going to go hit on the tim Horton's cashier, wish me luck folks