Flying Saucers

[Muso]

Last night was a chill and stormy night here. As I was sitting alone in front of my fireplace, perusing John Donne's 'The Flea, I suddenly became aware of a low droning sound. Grabbing my rain coat, my phone and a torch I went outside to investigate. What did I find, but a large spherical silver disk hovering ten metres above my house. As I was standing there in the rain, a small circle opened in the disk and brilliant light enveloped me. There was a bright flash and the next moment I realised I was laying on my back in what could only be described as some kind of alien space craft. The aliens came forward. I tried to tell them to stop, but they wouldn't listen to me. The next moment they began to do naughty things to me.

Why did this happen?

[Ash]

if i were u i wouldve been like "YO MOTHERFUCKING CRACKERS LET ME GO OR ILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU, YO" anyways GL.

[NorthStar]

You were high.

[Sirrush]

You were standing in the rain while a large saucer was above you? That totally makes sense.

[Muso]

You were standing in the rain while a large saucer was above you? That totally makes sense.

Have you never seen rain that does not fall at a perfect 90 degrees perpendicular angle to the Earth's crust?

[Sirrush]

You were standing in the rain while a large saucer was above you? That totally makes sense.

Have you never seen rain that does not fall at a perfect 90 degrees perpendicular angle to the Earth's crust?

So your excuse is that the saucer was not large enough or close enough to the earth to block a couple of rains drops from your face? Aliens, I am not impressed.

[Dust]

It all started when you were in diapers. Your father and mother were barely paying their rent. I came to them and said that they could be rich beyond their dreams as long as they did one thing. Your parents, although they loved you, were open to this idea. They have raised you for a sole purpose, Muso. I must say that your parents are some of the smartest people around. My dealings with them have surpassed all other human relations. I hope to see you soon.

[Muso]

You were standing in the rain while a large saucer was above you? That totally makes sense.

Have you never seen rain that does not fall at a perfect 90 degrees perpendicular angle to the Earth's crust?

So your excuse is that the saucer was not large enough or close enough to the earth to block a couple of rains drops from your face? Aliens, I am not impressed.

I make no excuses for the nature of relationships between low pressure weather systems and extraterrestrial objects.