last post win

[Cryptonic]

ok locked

[NoctiZ]

LIES

[Bigby]

I'm winning!

[SpiritFryer]

Please stop necroing this thread ffs... Your spam prevents me from finding useful content.........

[SpiritFryer]

lAST = 1457

problem solved.

1457th post win

[Frog]

Apparently there are more threads with lengthy goals...

[Frog]

This one is mostly made of real content...

[Frog]

If you haven't read the finale of the Survivors game by PoD that took the first half of 2014, definitely check it out. Epic game. PoD Rules!!!

[Frog]

*spoiler alert*

Helz won.

[Frog]

*spoiler alert*

Helz = TLL = ThinkLiveLife

[SpiritFryer]

Milestone 1457 is a long way off. We're gonna need someone to entertain us...

[Bigby]

#Winning

[SpiritFryer]

Small step for one forum poster, big step for forum lurkers.

[Frog]

Does anyone here think the moon walks were a joke?

[Frog]

Ah fuck it, I'm just going to show you what happens when you act a fool and claim the moon walks were fake to the face of an American hero...

[Frog]

Who by the way is a FUCKING ASTRONAUT.

Do you even understand what that MEANS?

[Frog]

It's sort of like a combination of BADASS MOTHER FUCKER, with EXPONENTIALLY MORE INTELLIGENT THAN 10 OF YOU COMBINED.

NASA is a government agency, so to make the analogy make sense... It would be akin to recruiting a navy seal who also happens to be a thermo physicist expert working for the CIA.

[Frog]

Would you honestly try to piss someone like this off?

It's like trying to blackmail batman.

[Frog]

It didn't work out well for this guy ->

[Frog]

So let's assume it didn't work out well for this moon conspiracy theorist when he confronted Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.

Why would you think it would be a good idea to confront an astronaut like this? Really? You thought it was going to be a fun walk in the park?

[Frog]

This is what happens when you fuck with an astronaut.

[Cryptonic]

Obviously the Moon Walks were real.

USSR didn't end the space race by watching american news and being like, aw man, they beat us there.

They were looking at them walking on the moon via high-powered telescopes. If this wasn't the case, USSR would deny it and continue trying to go to the moon.

[Frog]

:-D I just like the fact that the douchenozzle got punched in the face.

[Frog]

So I did something kind of ridiculous tonight. This is a story especially for Apo

[Frog]

Apo if you can read this, I'm going to tell you a story.

[Frog]

I live in Dubai, my girlfriend lives in Abu Dhabi.

[Frog]

Today she was feeling especially down, so I took it upon myself to find a way to make her smile.

[Frog]

I went to the grocery store around the corner and went shopping for her two favorite things: Coconut water and dark chocolate.

[Frog]

I brought the cart over to the coconut water and started filling it up, I got many weird looks at first.

[Frog]

I explained to the staff that I was trying to impress a beautiful woman, and they happily brought out all of their supply of coconut water for me.

[Frog]

So I took a picture of everything together... not this particular picture, but she uploaded it and I would prefer you not to find it...

[Frog]

coconut water.jpg

[Frog]

And I sent it to her saying, "prepare to smile with your soul"

[Frog]

Immidiately it made her day

[Frog]

And it made my day too, just having her smile :-)

[Frog]

APO, I JUST WROTE AN AWESOME STORY FOR YOU!

[Frog]

ok to be fair it wasn't that awesome of a story

[Frog]

But it is 1000 times more coherent and interesting than your story

[Frog]

you're talking about bears and tadpoles barfing and farting

[Frog]

Where is the drama?! Where's the suspense?

[Frog]

In my opinion a story should at least have a beginning and a middle, it doesn't NEEED an end.

[Frog]

That's sort of like... a metaphor for LIFE! whoahhhhh..

[Frog]

I just blew my mind. I just blew myself.

[Frog]

I'M BLUE, ABOOOODEEEDAH BOO DEI!!!!

anyone remember that song? Yeah, maybe if you born before 1990 you'd remember it.

[Frog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlMHdhf0nvE

[Frog]

I just dont see why youre doing this Apo

[Frog]

How long must this war continue for?

[Frog]

Actually, how long must war continue for in general?

[Frog]

I don't really know if there has EVER been a time where no war ever existed.

[Frog]

Maybe someone could correct me