*ATTENTION* Two COM members are dead IRL...

[Ash]

THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
THIS IS REAL.
DO NOT TROLL IN THIS THREAD!

Oops_Ur_Dead informed me of Ambient's and Fred's death in Skype.
Rest in peace, Ambient and Fred.

Ambient was a good Warden. Fortunately, we have replaced her with a better warden (Raptor).
She was in the woods, hiking, when a bear chased her and she fell off a cliff. I don't know when this happened, but she's dead. As for Fred, Oops told me that he died in a similar situation.

Spoiler : Ash and Oop's conversation :

[3:11:34 PM] Ashy boi: lol wats up with Fred?
[3:11:36 PM] oops_ur_dead: Don't worry
[3:11:38 PM] oops_ur_dead: He died
[3:11:42 PM] oops_ur_dead: Like Ambient
[3:11:44 PM] Ashy boi: he just logged in minecraft
[3:11:46 PM] oops_ur_dead: Did you know Ambient died IRL?
[3:11:47 PM] Ashy boi: and logged out
[3:11:53 PM] Ashy boi: uh
[3:11:54 PM] Ashy boi: no
[3:11:59 PM] oops_ur_dead: Ambient was hiking
[3:12:05 PM] oops_ur_dead: When a bear jumped out of woods and scared him
[3:12:09 PM] Ashy boi: him?
[3:12:14 PM] oops_ur_dead: Ambient
[3:12:14 PM] Ashy boi: HIM?????//
[3:12:18 PM] Ashy boi: ambient is a she
[3:12:23 PM] oops_ur_dead: No Ambient is not a she
[3:12:24 PM] oops_ur_dead: You're retarded
[3:12:27 PM] Ashy boi: yes she is
[3:12:29 PM] oops_ur_dead: No
[3:12:32 PM] Ashy boi: she showed me her boobs in skype
[3:12:32 PM] oops_ur_dead: Why do you think so?
[3:12:37 PM] oops_ur_dead: oh okay
[3:12:40 PM] oops_ur_dead: So
[3:12:45 PM] oops_ur_dead: She fell down a cliff
[3:12:45 PM | Edited 3:13:21 PM] oops_ur_dead: And landed on her ass
[3:12:52 PM | Edited 3:13:17 PM] oops_ur_dead: She died later in the hospital from ass failure
[3:12:52 PM] Ashy boi: his???
[3:12:56 PM] Ashy boi: HE?????
[3:12:58 PM] Jordan VanDusen: the bear's
[3:13:03 PM] Ashy boi: oh ok
[3:13:05 PM] Ashy boi: thank god
[3:13:09 PM] oops_ur_dead: No
[3:13:12 PM] oops_ur_dead: I meant she
[3:13:16 PM] Ashy boi: i wouldve had a heart attack if i found out that ambient was a trans
[3:13:33 PM] oops_ur_dead: Ambient's last words were
[3:13:35 PM] oops_ur_dead: "FUCK"
[3:13:44 PM] Ashy boi: rip
[3:13:49 PM] oops_ur_dead: After landing on her ass, she bounced 4 times
[3:13:59 PM] Ashy boi: lol
[3:14:08 PM] oops_ur_dead: Ass failure is a horrible way to die
[3:14:26 PM] oops_ur_dead: We tried to get her an ass transplant
[3:14:36 PM] Ashy boi: who donated their ass?
[3:14:41 PM] oops_ur_dead: But we couldn't find a donor by the time she passed
[3:14:47 PM] Ashy boi: sad

[oops_ur_dead]

I am oops_ur_dead and I can confirm this.

[Gzz]

Sorry , but you can' t die for ass failure por se , come on is too much evident

[Necroplant]

When unsure of the validity of the situation...

LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

[Lazers]

dont 4get SAS

nvr frget