This list is ordered by rank. Higher in the list = higher rank.
Administrators
Dark.Revenant: That's me. I have all the
power dicks in the world in my ass! Awww yeah that feels good!
oops_ur_dead: He's the man who owns the secret porn.
Global Moderators
Ambient: The Warden of the reports. He/she works hard to put enemies of the state behind bars. He/she also manages general affairs from time to time.
Elixir: A cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything. He primarily resides in the R&D department, but will go to other areas when necessary.
Luna: She is a badass dominatrix who rules over the Mini Forum Mafia area. She earned enough respect to reach the venerable Global Moderator level.
Tasogare_Akira: He is a fucking badass who kicks troll mouths in and knocks all their teeth out. He is an awesome man who proved his worth as a Moderator while keeping General Discussion SFW.
Moderators
philie: Unknown if she is a manly girl or if she is a girly man, but the article will be "she" because she was a D cup at the age of 16. She helps with the mess at General Discussion.
Eagleman: The one man Wiki Fixing Machine brought the entire Wiki up to speed and is tasked with managing all things wiki related.
Menautor: The guy who owns the TeamSpeak 3 server. He is also a man of worldly power and often acts as consul for the high-ranking members of staff. Recently promoted to oversee the French part of our Forum.
Lysergic:: He is no longer a Keeper.
Capatalier: The once court jester has returned after his extended CIA operation in foreign weblands to keep watch over General Discussion.
Raptorblaze: Report-processing powerhouse. He is second only to Warden Ambient when it comes to dealing with the reporting industry. He is Ezio of all things SC2Mafia with eyes on Mafia Discussion, Reports and Bugs.
Creedkingsx: A strong report-processor and very active member of the community. He is well liked by the community and aims to make General Discussion a more fair and just place.
Keepers
fred: A quiet man. He is soft-spoken, and has excellent mental fortitude.
Phyr: Apparently this dude is a Keeper. Ambient is happy with him as he does reports.
CmG: A man without a vowel in his name. One does not simply pronounce CmG.
Crimson: A Once lost soul who has pledged his service in hope of redemption.
HerrZynisch: A DotA 2 player. He also did reports months ago. Sits around to keep the cobwebs out.
Blazer: A presidential candidate. His 2012 campaign gained enough support to ensure his chance to prove his worth.