S-FM XXII: Good Guy Greg vs. Scumbag Steve

[FrostByte]

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[FrostByte]

Officer Shittluvhewitz was staking out a condemned apartment. The word on the street was that a cult had taken a likeness to


the building. Officer Shittluvhewitz was getting ready to inspect the building, when a domestic outbreak occured. Two black people,


(typical), a man and woman were fighting over custody of a child. The black woman snapped her fingers 5 times while forming


the pattern of a Z.


"Nigga, there ain't no way you can't say yo my baby daddy, I slept wiff only you and five other WHITE men, you're black!" she shouted.


She began to get ghetto, shaking her finger and squinting at the man. The man was toting a KFC chicken leg bucket, and


took a bite out of a chicken leg before stoutly replying:


"Bitch, shut the fuck up foo before I kick yo black ass. Ain't no way I'm yo daddy, and if you say something 'bout it again then


I'll slap yo ass up and down this here NEBURHEWD."

Officer Shittluvhewitz didn't have the time nor the patience to take care of the case and file the paperwork, so he decided to just shoot them both.


He shot the woman in the chest so the baby wouldn't be able to birth itself.


Shittluvhewitz kicked in the door and shouted out loud to nobody in particular;


"This is the police! Come to me with your hands up or you DIE!".


He was then surrounded by a group. They all grabbed him and starting chewing on him, eating him alive. He screamed in agony


before dying a painful death. One man, Greg, was not happy they killed him. He and another man, Steve, got into an argument.


It's been weeks since Shittluvhewitz's death, and the group still has not settled their differences over it...
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Today is MANDATORY LYNCH DAY.

If someone is not lynched by 24 hours from now, I will random.org someone who didn't vote to kill off.
I'm not bluffing, either. Lynch someone or a random non-voting fucker dies like a little bitch.
/thread

[SirBlayzalot]

First... like a bause

[AppleyNO]

Why hello world! I am filling in for Archangel!

so i not gramma anymoar

[AppleyNO]

I think we should lynch blayz for mandatory lynch day.

-Vote Sirblayzalot

[AppleyNO]

Do we need eight people for a lynch vote?

[FrostByte]

Do we need eight people for a lynch vote?

7 votes needed to lynch.

Burno and I just now decided that if someone isn't lynched, someone will be random.org lynched from the NON VOTERS.
Update to post 1 to come.
Stand by.

[AppleyNO]

7 votes needed to lynch.

Burno and I just now decided that if someone isn't lynched, someone will be random.org lynched from the NON VOTERS.
Update to post 1 to come.
Stand by.

Dam guys... you are forcing us to lynch someone... I should take note of this and add to my games.

[creedkingsx]

Herro :3

[Duzero]

There are 2 people i have no idea who they are, so we should lynch one of them.

1:Mr.UsesCANNIBUSIncessantlyRAPESWHITEWOMEN

2:xXxJuror4lyfe24xXx420

[Bahkieh]

vote witness number 9

Because being molested by an 8 year old doesn't count

[AppleyNO]

There are currently 16 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 13 guests)

What the fuck.... 13 guests! Get outta here!

[Bahkieh]

There are currently 16 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 13 guests)

What the fuck.... 13 guests! Get outta here!

Im counting 15 guests :3

[Duzero]

3 of us and 15 of archangels smurfs ofc.

[Duzero]

There are 2 people i have no idea who they are, so we should lynch one of them.

1:Mr.UsesCANNIBUSIncessantlyRAPESWHITEWOMEN

2:xXxJuror4lyfe24xXx420

FOund out that Mr.UsesCANNIBUSIncessantlyRAPESWHITEWOMEN is Sirblayzalot so I guess I'll join the lynch train. Sorry Blayz ^^

-vote Sirblayzalot

[SirBlayzalot]

-Vote Duzero for being a homosexual turtle

also I am guessing they are mafia together, hence the lynch train

[Duzero]

-Vote Duzero for being a homosexual turtle

also I am guessing they are mafia together, hence the lynch train

No, but I am forced to vote someone! If you want we can start a train on the other guy I didn't know who it was.

[Duzero]

-vote xXxJuror4lyfe24xXx420

[AppleyNO]

-vote xXxJuror4lyfe24xXx420

We need to stay on Sirblayzalot!

[SirBlayzalot]

I say we vote Brendan... he's either citizen or mafia, thats a 50/50 thats worth the risk... although Appley is suspicious for voting first...


-Vote Brendan

[SirBlayzalot]

why appley... you dont want your mafia member to be in the spotlight????

-Vote AppleyNO

[SirBlayzalot]

he's the first to vote... and wants to keep the votes off anyone else... why would you appley... if you are not mafia? you'd think youd wanna hear what people have to say before lynch training them... or are you lookin for a mislynch

#scummyasshit

[creedkingsx]

#overdefensive

[SirBlayzalot]

#beingtoblack

[SirBlayzalot]

it's 5:30am bro... I'm at work... what are you still doing up lol

[AppleyNO]

#overdefensive

Thank you for saying that for me Creed.

[creedkingsx]

it's 5:30am bro... I'm at work... what are you still doing up lol

good question.
>.<

[SirBlayzalot]

Thank you for saying that for me Creed.

#quicktocastavotetomakesuretheheatisntonyou

[creedkingsx]

I am role-claiming.

[creedkingsx]

In 3

[creedkingsx]

two

[creedkingsx]

one

[creedkingsx]

I claim

[AppleyNO]

#quicktocastavotetomakesuretheheatisntonyou

#RandomlyvotingforMandatoryLynchDay

[creedkingsx]

Town PR.
Leave it at that for now.

[AppleyNO]

Town PR.
Leave it at that for now.

Double WIFOM detected.

[creedkingsx]

What happens if everyone votes, just nobody reaches 7 votes? i.e. 3 people get 4 votes, someone gets 1 vote.

[SirBlayzalot]

Creed citizen WIFOMing town PR... or Town PR WIFOMing Citizen WIFOMing town PR?... I'm guessing Mafia WIFOMing town PR WIFOMing Citizen WIFOMing Town PR... makes sense

[creedkingsx]

Double WIFOM detected.

You underestimate my wifoming prowess

[Duzero]

I suggest we lynch the one who uses the most hashtags. It's annoying.

[AppleyNO]

Blayz is pulling the Blazer Defense.. Call everyone Scum

[SirBlayzalot]

#Duzeroisanangryturtle

[FrostByte]

What happens if everyone votes, just nobody reaches 7 votes? i.e. 3 people get 4 votes, someone gets 1 vote.

The last 3 who vote get random.org.

[creedkingsx]

-vote SirBlayzalot

[AppleyNO]

Frost will get his lynch, that is for sure.

[creedkingsx]

If everyone but 1 person votes, do you still use random.org or is it auto lynch?
inb4 2 people get 6 votes and someone AFK's

[SirBlayzalot]

lmfao... welp I smell a fail in this game xD... 20 bucks says we lynch all our town PR because mafia will vote together and help each other lol...

#failrulesfavourmafiagreatly

[AppleyNO]

lmfao... welp I smell a fail in this game xD... 20 bucks says we lynch all our town PR because mafia will vote together and help each other lol...

#failrulesfavourmafiagreatly

Just as long as you are not lynched, you are safe from random.org

[SirBlayzalot]

well lynching me I guess is better then lynching town PR.... WIFOM... you bastards better win it for me xD

[creedkingsx]

Just to clarify, I am literally voting for the sole purpose of not being random.irg'd by Frost and Bruno.
They would do naughty things to me.

[5:20:23 AM] buhrewno: creed
[5:20:27 AM] buhrewno: will you bend me over
[5:20:30 AM] buhrewno: and have your way with me