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MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
i took a shit today
i took a shit today
me and the toilet got acquainted today
i took a shit today
i took a shit today
dirtied toilet paper with my ass today
plotato plotato, my shit hard like old playdough
scoop it in my hand, toss it out the van, shatter ur window n kill ur old man
"oh no, oh why, my father must die"
coz u messed with the best, bitch that is i
mc xplicit takin fat dumps
plotato surrounded by feral dogs gettin humped
they cum in his mouth, in his eye, in his nose
smellin like dog cum ull never get any hoes
i walk up 2 the club n the bouncer let me in
u walk up 2 the club n the bouncer say god damn
u smell like shit, and dog cum too.
get the fuck outta here dude!!
werd
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
Blowtato "my shit hard like old playdough"
He handles the wood like Canseco
Boys fuck him dumb til he got a numb a-hole
Sit still and be silent like an ummm... K-hole
Or i'ma get violent, tie you up with a tape roll
Take hold of your gay pole and rip it it til it's way swole
Stay broke, I sway folks and they stay close
I convinced your mom to get on my payroll
Now she gets paid for sex... get it? PAY ROLL
git fuckd pusy
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ive seen autistic children write prose better than this garbage
the only mc thing about you is that you were born from a miscarriage. with your rhymes you should be named feminem so bring your rhymes back in the kitchen and cook something up at least medium grade punk ass spiny ass swine
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Meaty? Umm, grayed old gay, stay trolled, punk ass swine
You steal sweetie sons, pedo, you got no spine
Teeny babies lately in your trunk stash, cryin'
You sick perverted fuck ass bum, stop lying
lmao
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
@FrostByte
trying to tag along Bitchass Bruno be like: "D-d-dont be d-dissin' my h-homies, d-dad".
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@Plotato
be like DAMN I'M SO BAD AT RHYMING I'M JUST GONNA STOP :sad:
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@FrostByte
you have the body of someone who ate all of Mom's spaghetti. You think you're the real slim shady but you're definitely not a real slim lady.
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i unno who dis faggot is
keeps my name in his mouth like a clout chasin bitch
cant rap 4 shit and challenges xplicit
u on the highway of death and there is no exit
im like the us military of the 90s
and ur trapped like an innocent iraqi
all yo family shot n left in a ditch
u burnt 2 death in a car, granted my wish
inshallah
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
Lil' twat
why you so sensitive lmfao
life must be hard as a pussy
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle
next
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
@
FrostByte you have the body of someone who ate all of Mom's spaghetti. You think you're the real slim shady but you're definitely not a real slim lady.
@Plotato
you wouldn't know rap if reynolds raped your mom with a roll of plastic cling, you've probably never even met a black guy irl so
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
she suck on my willy it’s quite delightful if i catch you in west gloucestershire you’ll catch the rifle
next
https://twitter.com/lntel/status/101...541248?lang=en
ummm
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
do i need to drop another essay in here
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
@
Plotato
you wouldn't know rap if reynolds raped your mom with a roll of plastic cling, you've probably never even met a black guy irl so
And I'm so thankful I'm not involved in rap because I'd be happy to attend your funeral in 3 years. And your dad told me that he had to roofie your mom just so you could breastfeed, ya gremlin
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Stealthbomber16
do i need to drop another essay in here
Pls don't kill a mexican banger in Bruno's thread, I'd have to help him clean that shit up
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
And I'm so thankful I'm not involved in rap because I'd be happy to attend your funeral in 3 years. And your dad told me that he had to roofie your mom just so you could breastfeed, ya gremlin
As if you rapping would be what stopped you from attending my funeral? What are you trying to say?
and The only person getting killed here is you with your weak ass bars you stole from reddit and twitter, foh fuckboy
lmfao
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
Pls don't kill a mexican banger in Bruno's thread, I'd have to help him clean that shit up
and like most wannabe rappers, they train to rap to clean up the crap
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
As if you rapping would be what stopped you from attending my funeral? What are you trying to say?
and The only person getting killed here is you with your weak ass bars you stole from reddit and twitter, foh fuckboy
lmfao
sorry I can't be bothered to care about you sonny boy, I can't watch the show at seaworld forever
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if there's a self insert clout chasing cactus it's you
@FrostByte
, why'd you have to get so worked up over what clearly has been banter? Are you so short that the paper plane flew right over you?
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Listen buddy, if you don’t log off this game immediately I will fly over to your house, and come down to that basement you’re hiding in and rip off your arms and shove them up your butt! Oh, that’s right, yea just go cry to your father you little weasel.
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uh ye this bubba mad as fuck
hit the hat trick post in this thread bruh
attackin my crew while ignorin me
when his mouth started this whole beef
u go 2 admins n bitch n whine
then u gonna feign like dis a game?
suck my balls and my dick, hoe
just like ya momma did yesterday doe
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damn bro you responded 3 times
you're the one with a fat guy for an avatar
what clout am I chasing, exactly? The sc2mafia rap scene clout? Yeah because that's a thing
and I'm not worked up at all I've been laughing. I thought we were goofing.
it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so deep
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"oh haha u guys r upset!"
meanwhile u contacted admins maggot
u make me sick, ur true slime
the fact ur still alive is a horrible crime
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Bruno
uh ye this bubba mad as fuck
hit the hat trick post in this thread bruh
attackin my crew while ignorin me
when his mouth started this whole beef
u go 2 admins n bitch n whine
then u gonna feign like dis a game?
suck my balls and my dick, hoe
just like ya momma did yesterday doe
wait he was bitching to admins? About what? Shit he started and then kept responding in kind to?
It was jokes. A rap battle on sc2mafia of all places. Anyone who takes that shit serious is gonna fold like a pink taco to any actual adversity.
How fucking sheltered are you
@Plotato
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
how u gonna complain about me g, while u postin 4 replies 2 urself steadily
how u gonna meme n try 2 troll, only 2 get buttmad and cry foul when the dice roll
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@FrostByte
sorry for calling you fat. You are so much of a self insert you can fit in basically anywhere. I will repent for commiting such a grave crime.
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
wait he was bitching to admins? About what? Shit he started and then kept responding in kind to?
It was jokes. A rap battle on sc2mafia of all places. Anyone who takes that shit serious is gonna fold like a pink taco to any actual adversity.
How fucking sheltered are you
@
Plotato
as an aside, that was for a completely different topic not about this rap thread.
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
@
FrostByte sorry for calling you fat. You are so much of a self insert you can fit in basically anywhere. I will repent for commiting such a grave crime.
fat guy avatar, immediately jumps to fat jokes when he doesn't know what people look like. I'd say you're projecting hard as fuck tbh
Bruno and I have been doing this rhyming shit for years now, stop acting like you know what's up Mr
Join DateMar 2016
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
as an aside, that was for a completely different topic not about this rap thread.
As an aside, you don't get to bitch to admins when you start talking shit out of the blue and then respond to the shit talking with shit talking you thin skinned crybaby bitch
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
@
FrostByte
sorry for calling you fat. You are so much of a self insert you can fit in basically anywhere. I will repent for commiting such a grave crime.
this dude talkin bout self inserts
meanwhile he says my name so much my ears hurt
ringin n ringin, boy i could swear
there was a gentleman caller here n ur mom said hes here 2 rail her
u posted my name time n again, yet ignore the attention im givin that u desperately wanted
whinin bout my boys instead of worryin what u become
clout chasin hoe tryna enter the mafia rap scene
its obscene u ever thought u could hang with a crew this mean
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
um my guy are we're still bantering dafuq u on about calm down
global warming is a real thing and we can't afford to have you outcompete with the cattle
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
um my guy are we're still bantering dafuq u on about calm down
global warming is a real thing and we can't afford to have you outcompete with the cattle
talm bout we still banterin n breakin character
bitch welcome 2 da era a'
mean mothafuckers who aint takin prisonas
if ur a cattle im a bull
ur castrated like a steer, queer, and im still puttin it in the rear
of female cows like ya momma
keep the farmer happy while inducin trauma
u seen me and at least 3 other producers of meat
all sweatin n gettin it on wit ya momma cows pussy
inshallah
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jeez fine take your preschool playground I've been downrepped asking for me to commit suicide and was threatened with death on a different thread. throwing quips is one thing but with a website as old as your cumsocks it's only fair to be worried considering the case. Anyway, have fun and I wish you all a long happy life.
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
jeez fine take your preschool playground I've been downrepped asking for me to commit suicide and was threatened with death on a different thread. throwing quips is one thing but with a website as old as your cumsocks it's only fair to be worried considering the case. Anyway, have fun and I wish you all a long happy life.
i didnt threaten 2 kill u. i threatened 2 kill ur family and ultimately ruin ur life
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
um my guy are we're still bantering dafuq u on about calm down
global warming is a real thing and we can't afford to have you outcompete with the cattle
Nah, it stopped being fun when you went to cry to daddy admin. You weren't kidding after that. This HAHA JUST KIDDING teenage girl bullshit doesn't fly around adults.
You're a crybaby bitch. The difference between you and me is that I'm talking shit about you personally and you're making shit up out of thin air. The thin air shit doesn't hit as hard. That's why I'm serious now instead of angry but you're angry and serious.
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Bruno
i didnt threaten 2 kill u. i threatened 2 kill ur family and ultimately ruin ur life
yes ma'am I stand corrected
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
Nah, it stopped being fun when you went to cry to daddy admin. You weren't kidding after that. This HAHA JUST KIDDING teenage girl bullshit doesn't fly around adults.
You're a crybaby bitch. The difference between you and me is that I'm talking shit about you personally and you're making shit up out of thin air. The thin air shit doesn't hit as hard. That's why I'm serious now instead of angry but you're angry and serious.
what are you on about sirrah the spanish have fled
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
yes ma'am I stand corrected
who u callin ma'am when ur havin an emotional breakdown on a 10 yr old site dedicated 2 a modded map on a dead game from 8 yrs ago
shit aint that deep
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
what are you on about sirrah the spanish have fled
Did you have a stroke?
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Bruno
who u callin ma'am when ur havin an emotional breakdown on a 10 yr old site dedicated 2 a modded map on a dead game from 8 yrs ago
shit aint that deep
yes ma'am I stand corrected
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sorry bro but if digital words on a website hurt ur feefees so much that ud take offense from a dude u never met who lives 1000s of miles away making a joke about ur family dying then u prob should get off the internet until u grow up a lil and experience the harshness of the real world
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Originally Posted by
FrostByte
Did you have a stroke?
stroke of this fat dick sirrah
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
its not even like i went out of my way 2 randomly start interacting w/ u lmaooo u literally been @ing me all night so i made a joke disrap about u and u got butthurt about it
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Originally Posted by
Bruno
sorry bro but if digital words on a website hurt ur feefees so much that ud take offense from a dude u never met who lives 1000s of miles away making a joke about ur family dying then u prob should get off the internet until u grow up a lil and experience the harshness of the real world
yes ☑️ma'am 👨*🏫 I will write ✏️📝a thousand times 🕐 I will not get triggered 🔫
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
yes ☑️ma'am 👨*🏫 I will write ✏️📝a thousand times 🕐 I will not get triggered 🔫
write it as much as u want bubba wont change fax
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
k
anyway this thread came out differently than I had envisioned it after some dumb jokes so I'm gonna retire and grab my pension
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
k
anyway this thread came out differently than I had envisioned it after some dumb jokes so I'm gonna retire and grab my pension
bruh how else did u envision it when u didnt even rap u just started getting mad and making personal attacks
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
I really don't care at the end. I'm not a rapper and a terrible freestyling linguist so I didn't bother with the rhyming. We were both shitroasting each other so maybe that was the theme of the game, idk. It's hard to tell how people are over a forum. Clearly something didn't strike right and it came differently.
If the tone is this serious let's just end this thread and move on to some other dumb shit.
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Re: MC XPLICIT PLOTATO DISS RAP "I TOOK A SHIT TODAY" PT. 1
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Originally Posted by
Plotato
I really don't care at the end. I'm not a rapper and a terrible freestyling linguist so I didn't bother with the rhyming. We were both shitroasting each other so maybe that was the theme of the game, idk. It's hard to tell how people are over a forum. Clearly something didn't strike right and it came differently.
If the tone is this serious let's just end this thread and move on to some other dumb shit.
im glad u were clownin, i thought u were but i wasnt sure. u seemed like u got super offended over the disraps lol glad we could reach an agreement