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Join me in no masturbation for 2 months.
I figured I was gonna make a motivational post for myself, so I'll do it right here. I WILL NOT FAP FOR 60+ DAYS. But why Wrath? What lead you to this concrete decision-making? Sit down, I'll tell you the tale.
As I busted my last nut today, I realized just how unproductive I'd started becoming. I was stinky. I was greasy from gamer gunk. I hadn't cleaned out my cave room in ages. Suddenly the days started melding together. I tried my best to think. What had I done the other day? I totally forgot. I tried to picture what I last ate, what I last watched from youtube, and I was desperately grabbing and piecing memories from anything. It was futile. Porn distracted me from my objectives. It made me forget about reality. Nay, it was an escape from reality. But post-nut clarity made me face that reality today as I pondered about my lifestyle. I thought to myself if I were a father to a daughter, would I really let my daughter marry the degenerate I have become? No. I would be absolutely repulsed and disgusted to allow that to happen. And so I concluded that I will either die a virgin or live long enough to become the villain. No more will my mind be controlled by the baser desires of lust. I will not become a loser to my third leg. To my manhood, who had been the third brain all my life. To this member who had made me suffer dopamine spikes like an addiction to drugs.
I WILL HENCEFORTH LAY DOWN MY SWORD AND SWEAR AN OATH TO THIS!
LET IT BE DONE. NO MORE WILL I BE JUST ANOTHER COG IN THIS AMERICAN DREAM.
I'VE AWOKEN.
I WILL ASCEND.
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Join me in this pact, brothers! Do not allow your lust to control you! We must hold ourselves accountable.
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nah bro im alright thanks for the invite tho
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Originally Posted by
WrathCyber
To my manhood, who had been the third brain all my life.
Wait, where are your other brains?
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Marshmallow Marshall
Wait, where are your other brains?
I am also very curious about this.
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Marshmallow Marshall
Wait, where are your other brains?
Do you mean which are his other brains?
I bet it's brain and stomach.
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OzyWho
Do you mean which are his other brains?
I bet it's brain and stomach.
Yes, which and where. I thought about stomach too, but the post is a bit too trolly to include stomach as a brain imo lol
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Can we move this to circlejerk? Cause that would be funny.
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SuperJack
Can we move this to circlejerk? Cause that would be funny.
I don't find that remotely humorous. In fact, even Greek physician Hippocrates who hypothesized the four humors cannot find anything humorous here.
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This is a stupid idea. Masturbation isn't the issue, it's your addictive personality or behaviour that's driving you towards chronic masturbation. There has been no research linking [chronic] masturbation linked with any negative feelings except possibly being too rough on adult graduation night with your partner due the preconceived misconceptions associated with how to make love in violent porn.
As an intellectual, I publicly denounce this movement. And as a male, I have to advise that your body will be so sex starved, you'll be wet dreaming every other week and creating a mess in your underwear and/or bedding if you don't wear clothes to bed. I also tried edging as a way to relieve myself when I attempted this challenge in high school and made it 18 days before my mind and body succumbed to my 60 year old math teacher nodding her head to a question about applying integration by parts to a natural logarithmic equation when I rushed home to vent my pressure safety valves that absolutely shameful day.
I will laugh at anyone who tries to join you and I hope you seek other more positive ways to incorporate healthy habits to your life than just blaming masturbation.
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HentaiManOfPeace
There has been no research linking [chronic] masturbation linked with any negative feelings
I don't recall any recent memories of more ignorance than this. Like this couldn't be any further from truth lol. :laugh:
(Speaking mostly about male brain here)
YourBrainOnPorn guys I think gathered all the research in one place on their website. Though it gotta be said - it was better many years ago in the beginning. It was concise back then. Now it's a mash of everything.
They also made animated series on YouTube. I didn't know about that. Would watch it, if I didn't watch their public talks and presentations already in the past.
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OzyWho
I don't recall any recent memories of more ignorance than this. Like this couldn't be any further from truth lol. :laugh:
(Speaking mostly about male brain here)
YourBrainOnPorn guys I think gathered all the research in one place on their website. Though it gotta be said - it was better many years ago in the beginning. It was concise back then. Now it's a mash of everything.
They also made animated series on YouTube. I didn't know about that. Would watch it, if I didn't watch their public talks and presentations already in the past.
YourBrainOnPorn is ran by one man without a PhD or published papers and porn barely has any negative effects as proved by 8 neuroscientists and clinical psychologists.
I guess we can all start believing book authors and movement authors just because of their cool looking images and confirmation bias instead of using critical thinking. As a person with two degrees and who has been chronically masturbating for the past 14 years of my life, I'm quite happy to report that I'm a well-functioning human being who has benefited significantly from masturbation.
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HentaiManOfPeace
YourBrainOnPorn is ran by one man without a PhD or published papers and porn barely has any negative effects
as proved by 8 neuroscientists and clinical psychologists.
I guess we can all start believing book authors and movement authors just because of their cool looking images and confirmation bias instead of using critical thinking. As a person with two degrees and who has been chronically masturbating for the past 14 years of my life, I'm quite happy to report that I'm a well-functioning human being who has benefited significantly from masturbation.
So, what have we got here?
On the one hand:
"To date, all but one of the 56 neurological studies published offers support for the addiction model (no studies falsify the porn addiction model). The results of these 56 neurological studies (and upcoming studies) are consistent with hundreds of Internet addiction “brain studies”, some of which also include internet porn use. All support the premise that internet porn use can cause addiction-related brain changes, as do over 60 studies reporting escalation/tolerance (habituation) and withdrawal symptoms." - link
One the other hand, we get empty statements such as:
"There is extensive evidence showing that the hypothesis that pornography use is universally harmful is false."
"Positive effects include enhancing sex, including sexual desire for the current partner, comfort with one's own appearance, comfort for sexual-orientation minorities, feelings of happiness and joy and reducing violence and sexual assaults and physical pain. "
I mean.. if they at least backed those statements up with something - they might have some credibility in what they're saying.
You felt to ad hominem 1 guy, as if researches done by other people got somehow discredited because he compiled them in 1 place. You chose to appeal to authority some guys making blunt contradictions without supporting most of their statements.
Do you feel like you're sincere here and not at all commiting logical fallacies?
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OzyWho
blah blah blah
Do get all your reading from Mafia chats or what? I didn't say there was anything wrong with the addiction to masturbation approach of negative effects. All addictions have negative effects on the brain. I said there were no negative effects for masturbation.
Check out this study based on r/everymanshouldknow users from 2020 under [Masturbation Frequency]. The only known negative effect is sperm quality and that's if you're interested in either knocking up a lady partner or donating sperm, which can be remedied by abstaining from masturbating 2-7 days before the deed. In this study, the only thing abstinence did was place men under a placebo effect, embrace conservatism and religiosity, and made them trust science less.
The issue here is with the individual themselves and their inability to work on their life instead of blaming everything on masturbation.
Every time I masturbate before sleeping, I have deep and fantastic sleeps that make me feel refreshed for the next day. If I didn't have access to this, I would've failed school because of my lack of post-nut clarity. But you do you.
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I'm sorry, not masturbating turned them CONSERVATIVE AND RELIGIOUS? WHAT?
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OzyWho
I don't recall any recent memories of more ignorance than this. Like this couldn't be any further from truth lol. :laugh:
(Speaking mostly about male brain here)
YourBrainOnPorn guys I think gathered all the research in one place on their website. Though it gotta be said - it was better many years ago in the beginning. It was concise back then. Now it's a mash of everything.
They also made animated series on YouTube. I didn't know about that. Would watch it, if I didn't watch their public talks and presentations already in the past.
Lol. Time to delete my search history again. And I thought my constant cat videos were embarrassing.
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Oberon
I'm sorry, not masturbating turned them CONSERVATIVE AND RELIGIOUS? WHAT?
Did you read the paper? The people who were abstinent were surveyed and said masturbating led to perceived positive impacts, and were more likely to be conservative, religious, or anti-science people. They are correlated, though hard to say one causes the other without further hypothesis testing. In other words, not sure if abstinence caused them to embrace perceived health effects, conservatism, religion, or anti-science or if being being one of those things caused them to seek nofap. The only people in that study that had a higher abstinence motivation were people who had genital desensitivity.
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Oberon
Lol. Time to delete my search history again. And I thought my constant cat videos were embarrassing.
Did you search for the YourBrainOnPorn animated series? :laugh:
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Oberon
Lol. Time to delete my search history again. And I thought my constant cat videos were embarrassing.
Don't let OzyWho fool you. He wants to convert you to anti-intellectualism: conservatism, pro-religion, and/or anti-science.
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WrathCyber
To my manhood, who had been the third brain all my life.
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Marshmallow Marshall
Wait, where are your other brains?
still waiting to know about this one...
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Apocist
still waiting to know about this one...
What brain? Sorry I forgot the question already
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AMATEURS.
Y'all are Amateurs. I haven't masturbated for more than 2 decades.
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Tauntshaman
AMATEURS.
Y'all are Amateurs. I haven't masturbated for more than 2 decades.
I'm sorry to hear that :(
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I want an update on this
@WrathCyber
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Will only do it on no nut November.
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watermeloann
Will only do it on no nut November.
oh shit, apo might've been doing this all wrong... she thought thought it was never-ending nut november
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Apocist
oh shit, apo might've been doing this all wrong... she thought thought it was never-ending nut november
never ending is for every month except no nut november ;)
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WrathCyber's in jail, guys. He couldn't make it past 6 days and succumbed to his desires. But he was too rough with his escort, so she called the cops and now he's awaiting hearing.
This is why it's natural to masturbate. Like holdin in a burp or fart, what do you think that does to your body. It's healthier to vent that shit or you can go clinically insane or come across a myriad of different physical problems.