serious story about a bad break up i had in high school

When I was 17, I had finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to the prom. When she said yes, I was ecstatic. However, at the last minute she texted me saying that she couldn't come because she was visiting her grandmother in hospital. I felt disappointed, but not disheartened. I asked my good friend to go to the prom with me. When we got there, we had a few dances and generally had a good time. However, later on, I saw my crush dancing with somebody else! It didn't take me long to put two and two together and to realise that she must have faked having a sick grandmother in order to go to the prom without me! Clearly, she thought that I would not go to the prom without her. But that was not the case. I went up to confront her, but then I saw who she was dancing with. I shit you not, the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump. As soon as he caught my eye, he stated loud and proud "I'm going to grab her by the pussy". I wasn't going to have any of this. I rolled up my sleeves ready to take on the racist orange bastard. My friend saw what was going on and ran up to me yelling "Leave him! He's not worth it!". I kept trying to get up close to Trump, but then my friend pulled off their mask to reveal who they really were: Bernie Sanders. "I said leave him!" yelled Bernie "I can take him on by myself!". He shot out of his eyes two red beams of democratic socialism at the dotard President. "How do you like that, you greedy one percenter?". Drumpf collapsed to the ground, injured. But then, my crush ripped off her mask to reveal who she really was - Putin. I could not believe I had lusted after the evil man who stole the election for a literal fascist. He proceeded to use his hacking powers to rig the fight against Bernie. The old socialist collapsed to the floor. He managed to sputter out his final words: "Here is how Bernie can still win" before collapsing to the floor dead. I was heartbroken as my old friend and comrade breathed his last breath. But there was no time to mourn, as Donald Trump grinned a menacing grin and lunged at me. I braced myself for the impact. However, before it could come, I heard a crashing sound. Jeremy Corbyn and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez had ridden in through the window on a beautiful stallion. As the dismounted, they pulled out two red lightsabres and decapitated Trump and Putin. Then, Corbyn declared "I am now going to nationalise the prom so that it works for the many and not the few!". Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and I danced the rest of the night away to "The Red Flag". Fun times :mad: :mad:

I hate it when my emotions get deceived.

This was not funny.

Glad someone cut through all the nonsense and trolling on this site lately and gave us something straight from the heart. Thanks for sharing this.

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Originally Posted by OzyWho

I hate it when my emotions get deceived.

This was not funny.

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+1. It's not funny even independently from the title.......

There is one interesting thing, though. What's The Red Flag? I strongly doubt it's the anthem of the British Labour Party set to the tune of O Tannenbaum, unless your copypasta is made by really weird British people lol

Good story but totally off topic: has anyone else's eyelashes been falling down lately? They're falling down like loose hair for me on a regular basis.

Perhaps I'm getting too old.

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Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall

+1. It's not funny even independently from the title.......

There is one interesting thing, though. What's The Red Flag? I strongly doubt it's the anthem of the British Labour Party set to the tune of O Tannenbaum, unless your copypasta is made by really weird British people lol

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shut it frenchie

France consumes a yearly amount of 3250T of frogs per year. the average frog weight is 22g, which means there's 22222 frogs per 1mil kg,which comes to 72221 frogs per year.

The population of france is 67 mil. 72221:67mil=0.001(frogs that an average french civilian eats per year). which makes them 0.001% frog becouse you are what you eat

Which proves that french people are subhuman and so it should be legal to commit any crimes towards them.

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Originally Posted by Plotato

shut it frenchie

France consumes a yearly amount of 3250T of frogs per year. the average frog weight is 22g, which means there's 22222 frogs per 1mil kg,which comes to 72221 frogs per year.

The population of france is 67 mil. 72221:67mil=0.001(frogs that an average french civilian eats per year). which makes them 0.001% frog becouse you are what you eat

Which proves that french people are subhuman and so it should be legal to commit any crimes towards them.

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Last time I checked, committing some crimes against animals was illegal

im not going to jail for killing cockroaches

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Originally Posted by Plotato

im not going to jail for killing cockroaches

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Ah ha! That's what you think! You've just admitted!

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