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just include quotes that bash MU from the MU championships thread. UWOWU HEWWO!!!
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Helz
Might be good to send someone besides me. I had wanted to go this year but I am currently at odds with the mods over there and sending me could accomplish little more than protesting their culture of fearmongering.
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Originally Posted by
blinkskater
Me and my Mafia buddies had a Flawless victory a few of us didn't even get voted. It's as much of a popularity contest as it is a mafia game. If you're well-known and liked you make it if you win regardless of how well you play.
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blinkskater
They ended up sending a town member who lynched town because he was well known/liked over someone like myself who is unknown and played a mechanically perfect game. But hey im not trying to say the voting and politics of it is completely flawe and biased... Oh wait thats exactly what im saying XD
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Helz
I don't think its surprising to anyone that MU works in a pretty biased way. There is a 'core group' of players that push themselves ahead of others and they even have a 'panel' active in the MU championships where they do so outside of player votes. I duno if it is still a thing but there use to be a process where players would host a couple of small games on an existing site so they could then send themselves to the championship. If you got a group together you guys could pretty much send yourselves and circumvent the whole 'representing' concept of the championship.
Its just kinda natural for that sort of thing to happen in a community that establishes itself as the "who's who" place to be. I do still think it can be won by anyone though, the way they do things is not totally incestual and the players in a game have a strong word on who moves forward.
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theoneceko
i remember getting blocked by half the active members in MU discord last year UWOWU. i know for a FACT that if i actually joined that site, i'd either get banned or eventually leave bc nobody likes me
fuck, that was my first UWOWU in a few days UWU!!!
i don't think anyone here except frinckles and frog associates with MU outside of the yearly championships. everyone else hates MU LOLE!!!
and yea, if we'd our own championships we'd probably vote ppl we actually know over unknowns. i take fm seriously, too seriously for some reason, so i'd probably try to ignore personal preference if i happened to be in a worldwide sc2mafia championship.
UWU, HEWWO!!!!
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SuperJack
SuperJack needs a Bio for the MU championship.
Please, as many people submit (via post or PM) a bio. It can be as insane as possible, and I will hopefully merge them all together to create a ultimate Bio. You can reference my RL as much as needed ^^
Just submit them your current Sc2Mafia avatar pic with "You want a bio?" in text
Because the pic looks disinterested fmpov
Other than that I don't really really "know" you or your full history with FM or this site so I can't really think of a bio.
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Put a link to your secret page for epic lulz
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aamirus
Put a link to your secret page for epic lulz
no one can ever know about that
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MartinGG99
Just submit them your current Sc2Mafia avatar pic with "You want a bio?" in text
Because the pic looks disinterested fmpov
Other than that I don't really really "know" you or your full history with FM or this site so I can't really think of a bio.
Make one up :D
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SuperJack
no one can ever know about that
we can make a 2nd one to feed to them and pretend like it's the real one
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Write back "this is too much work I didn't sign up for this!"
Tbh, I don't think anyone actually reads those. Have you seen them? It feels like forever just to scroll past them and it's always a nuisance.
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I don't know SJ that well but I heard that his ancestors came from the planet Wolfhaven for reasons that have been long lost to the tides of History.
It's said that each night SJ turns into a wolf and, together with the other descendents of Wolfhavenies, mauls a villager for a snack? Don't listen to rumors.
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SJ is best described by this quote from the movie Goodfellas: "Your murderers come with smiles. They come as your friends, the people who have cared for you all of your life, and they always seem to come at a time when you're at your weakest and most in need of their help."
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I am a polymath, with gaps of incredible ignorance. I was a freelance pianist for many years, and I have been a activist for world peace, protesting against nuclear weapons, and I have promoted my ideas for building spaceships in Africa, and, as a result of this beautiful adventure, saving hundreds of millions of children from starvation, due to the huge influx of money and skills into Africa. I have protested about the starvation of billions of African children , and I am quite obviously first and foremost a person who supports animal rights, although I do not approve of the existing animal rights groups. I believe in the fundamental right to freedom that all creatures have under God. I don’t believe that any other rights exist beyond the right to freedom. Once they have their freedom, all creatures are liable to fend for themselves and whatever they make of their lives is up to them. I am probably the only animal rights activist who agrees with hunting. I see no reason to forbid hunting. Instead I am shocked and appalled by industrial animal farming. It is obscenely cruel.
I know next to nothing about things like television programs and films and books, as I have lived a life that deprived me of any contact with those things for many years. However, I know quite a lot about classical music, and I know a little about Jazz, as I am very fond of Jazz music.
For me things always seem to be very simple. For example, how do you get rid of the nuclear weapons ? Well the answer should be apparent. You dismantle them and drop the warheads into the deepest abysses in the oceans. Other people don’t seem to understand the simple things. They understand complex things, sometimes. For my part, I am handicapped at mathematics, and I never managed to get past page 1 of volume 1 at school. But, I am very good at simple arithmetic, and I therefore have a clear idea of things in my soul. I always know that 1+1 = 2, and that 2+2 = 4 and that 4–1 = 3. Other people don’t seem to have those simple notion installed inside their souls.
I am a racist, in that I discriminate between different races of people, but I am not a negative person. I never discriminate against any particular race of people. Just as I never discriminate against any sort of creature. I can sit in my chair watching television with a fly sitting on my nose , without getting angry at all. I love flies, as they keep me company. I like to see animals indulge in their natural behaviour, and I don’t like to see dogs on leads. I don’t like to see domesticated animals at all. I feel sorry for them, and it makes me angry to see them in that state. Therefore, as the only creatures who will appear in their wild state inside a building will be insects, I welcome the company of those insects.
As for the subject of racism, I sustain that there are only two types of people. Racists, and liars. I love pigeons, - they are racists. They don't keep company with swifts. And I love swifts, and they are racists as well. They don't keep company with pigeons. It’s perfectly normal to prefer the company of people who are similar to you.
I sustain that humanity is severely ill. Most people are critically afflicted by feelings of hate, envy, and jealousy. That is a very serious illness indeed. Hate , envy and jealousy make life intolerable. Social relations are impossible when you are affected by emotions like that.
I am a very clever pianist. I specialise in improvisations in the style of classical music, but I can also improvise in a jazzy style. For me music is the greatest thing of all, because when you play music , you never offend anybody. Music in fact, can bring together people who otherwise would never have anything to do with each other.
I have a profound and intense love for my Mother Earth, and I have an intense desire to see the human species realise wonderful things. It’s been many thousands of years that they have been evolving, and now , in the 21st century, they possess all the material equipment that they need to construct a marvellous and just human society here on the Earth. Their only problem lies in their psychological problems. But, the problems are a throwback to their ancient years, when they were necessarily fighting among one another to build empires. Now, they can change psychically. It is only a question of wanting to.
One of the most marvellous things for me is the bicycle. I spent many years cycling, and it gave my immense satisfaction, and it also reinforced me in a way that I was so much more resistant. Cycling reinforces both the body and the psyche. Riding up mountains strengthens your will.
I am a pacific sort of person, who avoids conflicts at all costs. I make friends with all sorts of people, and I am not a hypocrite. I have been friends with ex-criminals, and I have been friends with rich people, people from the nobility, very poor people, middle class people, and I have no problems at all with mixing with all sorts of people. I never cancel a friendship. If I am friends with somebody, and he is a criminal, then I am always friends with him, whatever. I have even conversed with a vivisectionist. That is a very difficult thing for me, but I can do it.
I believe in the power of intelligence. I long for the time when intelligence will prevail. The bad people in the world are the weak people. They are those who cannot resist to the Devil’s influence. I hope that the time will come when the bad people, who are so many, will have no more power. There are people who have considerable power who I admire. But, their power is occluded by the masses of bad people here on the Earth.
In my life, I have nearly always concentrated on the present and the future. I am a science fiction fanatic, and when I was a young boy, I read all the science fiction books in the school library. I like any sort of literature that projects me into the future in my imagination. Thinking about the past is part of the illness that human beings have at the moment. It is a waste of time to think about the past, and people will have to realise that.
When people wrong me, I don’t normally react. I read the entire New Testament when I was a child, and apart from the beautiful parables, the one important thing that I learned was to forgive your enemy always. Your enemy is his own worst enemy. Feelings like rancour hurt yourself, and not your enemy. Loving one’s enemy is the most intelligent thing that one can do.
I am selfish. I think about myself most of the time. This is important. Nobody else is going to spend their time having wonderful thoughts about you. So, you must think about yourself, and not about others.
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I don’t think that I will ever forget when the church convoy came through our refugee camp in Libya. I was… probably seven? Maybe eight? I had never seen a white person before, much less a westerner, or an American. I remember all of us children approached the trucks to meet the Americans. We swarmed them as they got off the truck, some 50 to 60 children, all competing for the attention of the foreigners. I remember that I was just fascinated by the cool black box around one of their necks. That person turned out to be Miss Emily Byrd, the church photographer. She showed me her camera and smiled that patronizing smile that Americans are so good at having. And she told me that she was here on the grace of God, and that if I believed in God too, good things would come to me.
Now, I had never heard of this christian God before. Not in my life. So I had no idea what she was talking about. She said God was some all knowing great powerful being, and that if I believed in him, I would be saved. But I was seven, I did not- I could not picture that in my head. It didn’t even cross my mind until I came to America three years later that it was a religion, and that was incompatible with Islam. I had envisioned God as the head of our village back in Syria. An old man.
...I am not a religious person anymore. It doesn’t make sense to me that by my belief in a christian God I am given a new life in America. Not when so many others around me were suffering too. We all were suffering in the refugee camp. There was one old lady there, she was from Eritrea. She had been christian all her life. Why was I chosen to go to America over her? What made me different in the eyes of God? ...but I cannot deny, there is a certain sense of providence in what happened next. Because that night, while I was toying with the idea of a christian God, when the church convoy was departing, they made it maybe a few meters out of the village before one of the trucks broke on the bumpy dirt road. And now, suddenly, there was an entire company of displaced Americans, needing food and shelter. And my father was a mechanic.
My mother is a very clever woman. When Miss Byrd was looking for a place to stay for the night, I was front and center to lure her in. My mother cooked us a grand meal- I remember thinking she had never cooked so much before! It turns out that my mother had tricked Miss Byrd into paying through the nose. They never told me the exact amount but as far as I know it was easily 4 to 5 times what my father would make in a month. For one night in our tiny house in a refugee camp. That money was what got us to Tunisia.
After the meal Miss Byrd saw me drawing and stopped me. She asked me my name, and I told her, Tami. My mother corrected me and said Tamara. She said, “Well, Tami, may I take a picture of what you’re drawing?”. That’s the picture that you have. The only remaining sign that I was ever there. I said before that the money got us to Tunisia? That picture got us to America. It’s hard… it’s hard to know what to believe when I am so blessed to be here. You know? Had one thing gone differently, I would be wasting away in Libya, or… (she trails off)
I guess I’m still trying to figure it out.
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OzyWho
Write back "this is too much work I didn't sign up for this!"
Tbh, I don't think anyone actually reads those. Have you seen them? It feels like forever just to scroll past them and it's always a nuisance.
people who don't provide bios get scumread sometimes
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Marshmallow Marshall
people who don't provide bios get scumread sometimes
Lol what
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Oberon
Lol what
"X is scummy for not providing a bio" was actually said in game 7 last year, or something along those lines lol
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Marshmallow Marshall
"X is scummy for not providing a bio" was actually said in game 7 last year, or something along those lines lol
those are provided pre-game, im sure it was joke. :-)
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Idk my bio is just gonna be something dumb and simple. Just gonna say I got into Arcade Mafia first and later started playing FM and now I like it or something
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Oberon
Idk my bio is just gonna be something dumb and simple. Just gonna say I got into Arcade Mafia first and later started playing FM and now I like it or something
You aren't even gonna mention that you "had to walk fifteen miles to school in the snow! Barefoot! Uphill! Both ways!" ?
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OzyWho
You aren't even gonna mention that you "had to walk fifteen miles to school in the snow! Barefoot! Uphill! Both ways!" ?
I'm too basic for that :(
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OzyWho
You aren't even gonna mention that you "had to walk fifteen miles to school in the snow! Barefoot! Uphill! Both ways!" ?
Bahahaha, a classic :D
I wish I had more originality in my thoughts, but I don't, so I can't really help lol
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Marshmallow Marshall
Bahahaha, a classic :D
I wish I had more originality in my thoughts, but I don't, so I can't really help lol
You don't think CC'ing confirmed town because you're afraid they might be lying is original? :D
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Oberon
You don't think CC'ing confirmed town because you're afraid they might be lying is original? :D
Other kinds of originality lol
