MM's dream girlfriend be like..

Don't worry, babe...
the fur's just something to hold on to!

Magoroth's dream girlfriend be like...
I'll have you know I can flatten steel with my THIGHS!

blinkskater in a bar be like...
You look pretty,
I like your hair,
Here's a drink,
Are you ready now?

Noz's dream man be like...
I've got what you need.
*Unzips*

aamirus flirt be like...
I'm short and good with my hands. How can you resist?

'Random Gamer' flirting in his dreams be like...
Nice pants! What's the drop rate?

HentaiManOfPeace future wife be like...
Being bitchy is in my blood, don't pretend you don't like it.

Frinckles criteria for dating someone be like...
Um... you look like a lady.

SB16's dream girl be like...
When enraged, and in heat, a female troll can mate up to 80 times in one night. Be you prepared?

i've always thought MM and mag were endgame, but with MM occasionally cheating on Mag by having random nou NoU NOU hate-sex with blink and mag having a secret 2nd family with distorted

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Originally Posted by aamirus

i've always thought MM and mag were endgame, but with MM occasionally cheating on Mag by having random nou NoU NOU hate-sex with blink and mag having a secret 2nd family with distorted

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This is too too close to reality, aamirus. :laugh:

@Oberon
What's your secret 2nd family called?

Heh this video appeared in my YouTube feed as well

The flatten steel with my thighs line is so good

I don’t get it

I hate fat girls, this doesn’t apply to me
I only like very skinny ones

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Originally Posted by Oberon

I hate fat girls, this doesn’t apply to me
I only like very skinny ones

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The insinuation was you are a Masochist and like pain. :blink1:

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Originally Posted by Stealthbomber16

Heh this video appeared in my YouTube feed as well

The flatten steel with my thighs line is so good

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The fact that it's supposed to be a flirt line lol

I'm not sure I fully understand most of these. "Um... you look like a lady"? xD

MM's girlfriend:

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Oops, sorry that was an actual picture of Voss and his "girlfriend". Here's MM's dream girlfriend:

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