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Originally Posted by S-FM yoek

OK so the players still alive are : Yoek, screams, sadface, bungalow, deviant, peter, JFK. That's 7 players. With one confirmed town that narrows it down to a 6 player POE. I am also town, that narrows my POE here down to 5 players.
Screams
Sadface
Bungalow
Deviant
Peter.

Bungalow uses his UTLI on say "insert POE player here" let's just use peter for instance. Peter's now dead and the POE is 4 players.
Screams
Sadface
Deviant
Bungalow.

Deviant I believe has two knifes I think because i'm p sure that he was given two of them. SO deviant stabs (insert poe players name here) let's just use sadface as an example. Boom now the POE is narrowed down to 3 players:
Deviant
Bungalow
Screams

Deviant uses his other knife to stab (insert poe players name here.) let's use screams for example, boom screams is dead and the POE is now between 2 players.

Bungalow and deviant. We use our lynch next on (insert poe players name here) let's use deviant an an example. Boom deviant is lynched our POE is now down to 1 player.

It's now night time and JFK Yoek and Bungalow are still alive.

I can alter the reality to change Bunga's alignment to town(if bunga is infact town the game wouldn't even go into a night 2) and we instantly win the game.

If bunga is scum here then the game goes into a night 2, I alter the reality to change his alignment to town and the game ends.

100% Garunteed town victory.

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PPPP hath given his knives one by one to all iron cage dwellers
So that we could all become killers.

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Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter

GOD BLESS THE TOWN, GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES. WE'VE WORKED FOR YEARS UPON YEARS, GENERATIONS UPON GENERATIONS, TO BUILD UP THIS TOWN. ARE WE GOING TO LET SOME MOTHERFUCKING REALITY BENDERS, MOBA SHERIFFS, JAILERS, AND MIND CONTROL BULLSHITTERS RUIN IT FOR US? NO. I DON'T THINK SO. WE BUILT THIS TOWN UPON WHORES AND IT WILL STAY WHORES UNTIL THE DAY THE BRICKS AND WOOD THAT GIVE THE TOWN HALL ITS FOUNDATION ARE ALL COMPOST. BY THE TIME I GIVE UP, MY AIDS WILL BE CURED AND WE'LL BE ON THE GOD DAMN MOON. THIS TOWN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. ROBLOX IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. MINECRAFT IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. FAMILY GUY IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. PETER GRIFFIN IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, PETER GRIFFIN IS THE LOVE OF MY DUMB WHORE LIFE, PETER GRIFFIN IS THE LOVE OF MY LOCAL WHORE LIFE

AND YOU ALL KNOW IT

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-vote Hey peter

This man is not towny, and is nothing but a shitpost repeater.

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Originally Posted by S-FM :(

-vote Hey peter

This man is not towny, and is nothing but a shitpost repeater.

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I'm NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME ANYMORE

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

You can stab me, or sadface. I’m not immune to anything apart from roleblocks.
I suggest you stab sadface. Win-win situation that one


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But why?
I have mindblasted a mafia, why do you have to make me cry? :(

Can confirm
He ain’t
I’ve been laugh under my breath for the past 45 minutes
My housemates have started to seriously doubt my sanity by now no doubt


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Originally Posted by S-FM Hey peter

I'm NOT PLAYING YOUR GAME ANYMORE

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-vote S-FM Hey peter

I hath misspelled his name, so I had to post a vote repeater.

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Originally Posted by S-FM :(

But why?
I have mindblasted a mafia, why do you have to make me cry? :(

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Shut up scum, you’re the one who blackmailed me into claiming Caitlyn today, I’m reality bender


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Originally Posted by S-FM :(

-vote S-FM Hey peter

I hath misspelled his name, so I had to post a vote repeater.

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Re-peter

Tee Hee

Really tho

-We stab bungalow, Caitlin could be any alignment but the kill still gonna go through if he dead
-Yoek maybe maybe not dies to the shot if that's even actually his shot
-I find the Magic Phrase and save the town
-We lynch between The remaining smileys and deviant if the game is still happening

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Shut up scum, you’re the one who blackmailed me into claiming Caitlyn today, I’m reality bender


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This is pretty much impossible
You being scum is however, even though I don't 100% believe it, possible.

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Shut up scum, you’re the one who blackmailed me into claiming Caitlyn today, I’m reality bender


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IF u were reality bender how could you be black mailed

also we've seen :( 's role card...it says HE WILL BE BLACKMAILED..........

Bungalow and Deviantart could be a team

So we'll see what happens

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Originally Posted by S-FM screams

Bungalow and Deviantart could be a team

So we'll see what happens

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I still somehow manage to forget you Exist

How could someone have just submitted Veteran

God Damn it we need someone to get stabbed so that we get one of these rolecards out here and then the dead players can vote

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Originally Posted by S-FM screams

IF u were reality bender how could you be black mailed

also we've seen :( 's role card...it says HE WILL BE BLACKMAILED..........

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Exactly,
there is no blackmailer around, just the rolecard that is me.

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Originally Posted by S-FM screams

Bungalow and Deviantart could be a team

So we'll see what happens

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I can mindblast Deviantart.
He has been coasting off his townread, while yesterday his posts were a piece of art :(

Let's look at things objectively

JFK is town
Bungalow claimed mafia
Yoek claims god role, heavily targeted by harold (200 IQ bussing play?) but shot by bungalow (we think?)
Deviantart role locks people in a cage and one dies, has knives, who does he kill?
ME: Vet, I honestly don't know why people even believe a vet is in the game with all these unique ass roles
Peter, role could be scum. He was "cleared' by harold
:( kept up his end of the bargain and toasted a scum

now there might be other factions but the knives by devintart are best used between yoek, bunga (even tho this technically resolves at EOD anyway) and Peter IMO.

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Originally Posted by S-FM screams

Let's look at things objectively

JFK is town
Bungalow claimed mafia
Yoek claims god role, heavily targeted by harold (200 IQ bussing play?) but shot by bungalow (we think?)
Deviantart role locks people in a cage and one dies, has knives, who does he kill?
ME: Vet, I honestly don't know why people even believe a vet is in the game with all these unique ass roles
Peter, role could be scum. He was "cleared' by harold
:( kept up his end of the bargain and toasted a scum

now there might be other factions but the knives by devintart are best used between yoek, bunga (even tho this technically resolves at EOD anyway) and Peter IMO.

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I'm not saying I'm not vet, I'm just surprised the narrative was "could be scum vet" and not "fuck right a vet is in this game"

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Originally Posted by S-FM screams

Let's look at things objectively

JFK is town
Bungalow claimed mafia
Yoek claims god role, heavily targeted by harold (200 IQ bussing play?) but shot by bungalow (we think?)
Deviantart role locks people in a cage and one dies, has knives, who does he kill?
ME: Vet, I honestly don't know why people even believe a vet is in the game with all these unique ass roles
Peter, role could be scum. He was "cleared' by harold
:( kept up his end of the bargain and toasted a scum

now there might be other factions but the knives by devintart are best used between yoek, bunga (even tho this technically resolves at EOD anyway) and Peter IMO.

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Where did Bungalow claim Mafia?
It'd be nice to have the quote, since our goal is to kill the Mafia...

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Lol
I’m scum bruh
Mafia actually
It’s why I targeted yolk
I don’t deserve a town win after the shit I put my teammates through


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here ya'll go

I was blackmailed into claiming I was mafia and that I was Xaitlyn, unfortunately since I’m RB I only get affected by blackmails for 32 hours. Gg


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I changed my own reality and negated all negative effects on my person
That’s why I’m immune to roleblocking


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Now maybe it isn’t Sadface who blackmailed me but maybe just screams, since he and Caitlyn have been playing a dangerous bussing game since d1, but now suddenly Caitlyn’s refusing to kill screams and is spewing some bullshit about how he’s gonna alter his reality and whatnot. Yeah, except that’s hinging on you being town, reality bender and actually carrying out that promise


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I don’t have anything to gain from this if Caitlyn’s telling the truth about her being reality bender btw. I’d die at EoD anyway according to him


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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

I don’t have anything to gain from this if Caitlyn’s telling the truth about her being reality bender btw. I’d die at EoD anyway according to him


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LOL how did u delete ur post from ur main account so quickly?

Ya know ya probably shouldn’t go mentioning things that don’t concern you...

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Ya know ya probably shouldn’t go mentioning things that don’t concern you...

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lololololol


Well bunga should be knifed or let him die at EOD?

Who do we lynch tho?

Who do we knife?

anyway I’m off for the night
I’ll Be Expecting More Thoughts From You You Normies


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as memey as this all is

this is actually a fairly complex game of mafia.

Devi you can literally help solve this by using ur knife on bunga, he's mafia caitlyn and he will die, we really dont know who he actuallu used his ulti on.

Using it on me would have been suicide for him so i think thats playing against his wincon if hes scum, because he would know im town and telling the truth. I really dont think he used it on me most likley he is shooting you @deviant, or jfk the conf town =\

For a ‘confirmed town’ you sure do care a lot about what happens to us huh Yolk


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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

For a ‘confirmed town’ you sure do care a lot about what happens to us huh Yolk


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I care because if devi is town and stabs me he will die and i dont want that lmao

I also don’t know what you’re saying here, how would I know you to be town when I claimed I was scum but scumread you? Lol

Also, I claimed that under duress don’t even try to paint me for it ree

I don’t Deviant actually believes me because I’m aware my claim looks really fishy. I just hthink that he doesn’t believe you either lmao


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What are your thoughts deviant

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

I don’t Deviant actually believes me because I’m aware my claim looks really fishy. I just hthink that he doesn’t believe you either lmao


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Lol

okay so

im thinking between you two and screams, somebody needs to be knifed.

I can’t disagree with that


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Ideally you’d knife me or screams
Yolk claims to be day immune


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Originally Posted by S-FM deviantart

okay so

im thinking between you two and screams, somebody needs to be knifed.

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Hell yeah

reason being is that you guys do a lot of towntelling tbh

but that doesn't seem difficult with this setup

given that im also the most town person here, but almost certainly dead tonight

that makes this a pretty difficult decision.

Screams claimed to be a vet and almost seemed to backtrack on that claim a while ago
He’s also the only one in the game with a vanilla role
Sounds made up tbh

I would like to knife screams.

mechanically, hes the most dangerous unknown.

we have two counterclaims here. one of them is lying so, that's simple.

risking my life to knife a reality bender who may or may not launch me into the sun is a poor risk to take.

Cool
Let’s do that


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Originally Posted by S-FM deviantart

reason being is that you guys do a lot of towntelling tbh

but that doesn't seem difficult with this setup

given that im also the most town person here, but almost certainly dead tonight

that makes this a pretty difficult decision.

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Jfk is confirmed town killing you over him would be non optimal play lol plus if you kill last mafia which is bungs theres no more factional kill

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Screams claimed to be a vet and almost seemed to backtrack on that claim a while ago
He’s also the only one in the game with a vanilla role
Sounds made up tbh

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yes. there are plenty of inconsistencies.

and we have absolutely no way of checking if he's lying other that a flip.

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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Screams claimed to be a vet and almost seemed to backtrack on that claim a while ago
He’s also the only one in the game with a vanilla role
Sounds made up tbh

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Baaited

I said it’s surprising no one tried to discredit my claim only my alignment

And here we are


Don’t forget bungalow claimed mafia


Knife me tho

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Originally Posted by S-FM deviantart

I would like to knife screams.

mechanically, hes the most dangerous unknown.

we have two counterclaims here. one of them is lying so, that's simple.

risking my life to knife a reality bender who may or may not launch me into the sun is a poor risk to take.

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Yessssssss knife me

Lol
You baited me by claiming an impossible role
Nice bait lmao
I still think Harold really was right on you being chlt


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Originally Posted by S-FM bungalow

Lol
You baited me by claiming an impossible role
Nice bait lmao
I still think Harold really was right on you being chlt


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Vet is impossible?