Congratulations, you jailed the Bus Driver

[fm Illidan]

Well then, everyone seems to think the jailor is dead. Good to see that you are still around, except this is not the way I wanted to find that out...

I won't be able to save anyone tonight. Now what made you jail me exactly out of all people?

My drives for N1 and N2 are already known: N1 Narks and Kromos, N2 Oops and Auckmid

N3 it was Luna and FalseTruth. You should see them claiming this the next day and that will prove my role since nobody was told who was bus driven on night 3 during the blackout.

I was also followed by a detective on night 3, so thats who was saying I am confirmed town if you remember that post.


There are all my notes:

Narks = bussed and claimed late. Tries hard to be helpful and appear town. Could be town, but could be not. Gave some bullshit speech
about "if X dies then Y is confirmed BLAH and S is confirmed SHIT". Claimed Mason after getting voted and Luna confirmed this claim.
I lean towards believing him.

Kromos = bussed and did not claim. One post on day 1 saying he has to catch up. Lurking scum? Later posted some useless crap and still
did not claim bussed. Voted Claw for fail bandwagon reasons and STILL did not claim bussed. Claimed Private Eye on day 2 and finally
said he was bussed. I tend to believe him, but he might be killed by the mafia soon. Gave his private eye results which helps town
pin Lysergic as scum. I believe he is really a Private Eye as he claims.

Auckmid = posts useless posts explaining his vote to lynch Claw. likely mafia, means Claw is not.
Continues to fail by hinting that Claw really is town (or just not mafia).
Appeases town by saying the obvious. Responded to my vote with concerned questions. See my notes on suicidal for more info.
Bussed on night 2 but did not claim on day 2. Suspicious replies on day 2. Tried to lynch oops.
Finally claimed bussed far later but that doesn't clear him of anything. Jumping on Zack - this is the only time he
actually doesn't look like scum. So Zack isn't on his team? Voted Lysergic! Bussing his mafia to gain cred?
Auckmid is not cleared. SCUM ALERT

Lysergic = FalseTruth? Trying hard to get rid of Claw... Scum methinks. Was pushing hard before it was evident that Claw lied. Claims
roledblocked on night 1 by a hooker who left him a note. Copped out of the Claw lynch and then resumed it after Claw claimed Mason
Leader. Said the rules are mafia-favored = wifom or serious? Responded with anger to Yayap's dumb act, success for Yayap? Ignoring
the obvious situation of CLAW BEING JESTER. If he is FalseTruth then he is not that stupid. He knows whats up. This guy is scum.
Trying to lynch the gullible oops. Judging by his day 2 posts he is not FalseTruth. His replies to my accusation have confirmed him
as Mafia. I accused him of being scum and he slipped by saying I accused him of being mafia (scum is not necessarily mafia). He said
something along the lines of "Town will lose if you lynch me", this is a classic defense by scum roles in SC2 mafia. Claimed Private Eye
after Kromos' claim. Is this believable or not? I still think he is SCUM.

Luna = similar to auckmid, seems less stupid. But actually is stupid for saying "confirmed scum" on day 1. Lurked and probably didn't
even see my vote. Possible scum. Claimed Mason and Narks confirmed this. I lean towards believing this claim.

Yayap = Suspicious reaction to Zane's trolling. Could be just a dumb idiot. Or could be acting dumb to fish out smart townies with
the need to correct him and kill them at night. Or acting dumb to fish out smart scum who "try to help". Most likely really acting
dumb on purpose to annoy people and make them slip up. Died.

Plato = again, like Auckmid and Luna gives fail reasons for lynch by stating what has already been said. Keep in mind Auckmid is more
scummy though. Responded to people voting him with "troll" to appear indiffrent. Continues trolling and voting together with other
mafia-suspects on day 2. Likely scum.

Capitalier = Trolling to survive? He speaks of town as if he isn't part of it. Claimed Sheriff, seems believable despite claiming that
Narks the Mason is mafia. Narks is a high profile target and thus very likely to have been framed. Still this guy must be questioned
every day!

BlastYoBoots = Acting stupid and rude on purpose. Too obvious about it, probably town PR. Will he survive?

MrSmarter = Useless obvious comments. "Curious to see what Claw is". Telling vigi who to shoot. Mafia?

FalseTruth = Tries hard to throw off Ganondorf's suspicions of him. Appeases by saying "Claw is the better lynch of course". Emphasys
on the use of the phrase "of course". Ignored my vote on him. Tried to lynch Philie on day 2. Votes with the mafia-crowd. SCUM ALERT

suicidalnoob = Apparently sided with Auckmid? I believe he's been pretending to be blackmailed and forced to vote a target when the
real blackmail was on someone else entirely or not even used at all. If he really was blackmailed then Auckmid is the blackmailer?
Nominates Auckmid for town MVP... Again, either mafia with Auckmid or Auckmid is buying his trust because he knows suicidal is
blackmailed SINCE AUCKMID BLACKMAILED HIM. Dissapointed with Auckmid, there is definitely a tie between these two - there are only
two options here, or a less likely third: Auckmid is still mafia but not the Blackmailer. Still acting suspicious even on day 2.
This guy is variable, lynch Auckmid first. Was attacked at day by FalseTruth who I suspect to be in league with the mafia, this hints
at him not being mafia. But he still could be something that is not town.

oops = town who knows Claw and thinks he's town, but Claw is jester and rejected his help. Overly trusting of the clown Claw. Bussed
on night 2 and did not claim. Defended Narks the Mason from lynch. Claimed Escort and then also claimed bussed, I believe him. Protect
him doc!

McPwnage = Very soon after my accusation of Lysergic he began discrediting me for not much reason. Either he is an extremely paranoid
townie (unlikely) or he is a part of the mafia along with Lysergic. Trying to vote Philie along with the mafia-crowd. Said that mafia
would use drugs on themselves to test them out, this is a lie intended to get Philie the drugged non-mafia lynched. Mafia would not
test the drugs on their own team no matter how smart that idea seems - its not smart at all. This guy is Scum. Tried to lynch Narks
after the Mason claim on grounds that "if there's no cult there are no masons". Someone needs to shoot this guy.

Zack = Joined the lynch on Narks for dubious reasons by believing McPwnage the scum. Jumping on Kromos to lynch him. This guy seemed
town on day 1 but on day 2 his scum level is rising through the roof. Attacked Auckmid, they are both scum but not on the same team.
Claimed being philie and Citizen. Really? If the Masons don't confirm him as one of them he is still a suspect.

[Stranger]

IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO KNOW WHO THE BUS DRIVER IS

WHY DID THE TRAITOR CLAIM THAT YOU ARE THE GODFATHER?

THERE ARE TWO HOOKERS IN THE TRAITORS ROLL LIST THAT HAVE NON-RANDOM DRUG AFFECTS
EXPLAIN WHY YOUR CLAIM IS BETTER THAN THE TRAITORS

WHY DID YOU DRIVE OOPS WITH AUCKMID?

LYSERGIC WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER TARGET

I NEED YOU TO TELL ME WHO YOU BUS DRIVE EACH DAY

YOU WILL QUOTE PERSON A AND MISSPELL THE WORD "FOR" AS "FORM"

YOU WILL QUOTE PERSON B AND MISSPELL THE WORD "HAVE" AS "HALF"

IF YOU DO NOT DO THIS I WILL JAIL YOU AND EXECUTE YOU WITHOUT PREJUDICE

[Stranger]

IF I CHOOSE TO REVEAL MYSELF TO YOU AS JAILOR I WILL QUOTE YOU AND MISSPELL THE WORD "HERE" AS "HER"

IF I DO THIS AND YOU REVEAL TO THE REST OF THE TOWN THEN I WILL PERSONALLY LEAD A LYNCH AGAINST YOU

[Stranger]

WHAT IS YOUR REAL FORUM NAME?

[fm Illidan]

The mafia knows I am not one of them. I have portrayed myself as a citizen seeking a bullet or a veteran seeking to get some scum, i'm not sure if they bought it but nevertheless they see me as a threat and tried to get me lynched as the "Godfather" by making use of the blackout. What makes you think it was the traitor who claimed i'm GF? Any of the mafia could have posted that post, not necessarily the traitor himself.

Why is my claim better? Because Kromos and Narks both admitted to being driven on N1, and Philie was drugged on N1. So if they have two hookers, which is probably a lie, then one was used to drug Philie. Also, while the effects are not random they are not known to the hookers, its impossible for them to know all the effects this early in the game. Even if they did they wouldn't use their abilities to appear as one fake bus driver, thats just stupid.

Why would you say Lysergic is a better scum target? Are you saying Auckmid is not scum? Are YOU Auckmid? Otherwise Auckmid is just as much scum as Lysergic and there is no diffrence between them.

I'm not very happy with mispelling words on purpose... Especially the specific "typos" you mention here are not common at all, people would notice something is up with my post if I use this. Not to mention I tend to not make many typos if any at all.

How about I just use certain phrases i've already used before? Like "I am the wind!" or "woosh" after quoting someone I have bus driven.

Btw "I am the wind. Woosh" was a hint to my role, it is a referance to Chrono Trigger characters: Masa and Mune who combine into one: Masamune. So two parts of the same whole means a power role who has two targets and wind means movement hinting at Bus Driver. It was rather obscure so I guess nobody even picked up on it.

Not to mock at your threat here but... Do you really think there would be another no-lynch day? Unless Yayap messes with us and does a second blackout......Yayap don't even think about it!

My real forum name is Zack.

[Stranger]

I HAVE DIFFERING INFORMATION ABOUT THE DRUGS

I WILL USE THE INFORMATION THAT I HAVE NOT YOURS

NO COMMENT

YOU MAY USE THOSE PHRASES

I HAVE MY METHODS OF CONTROLLING THE LYNCH TARGET

DO NOT DOUBT ME

[fm Illidan]

Its possible the mafia will be daring enough to attack me tonight since I am not on the heal list.

If I get attacked I won't die since the jail protects me. In case this actually happens what would you have me claim during the day? Do you want people to know the jailor lives?

It would probably help if you share this information you have btw, or do you still not trust me enough?

[Stranger]

IF YOU ARE ATTACKED TELL THE TRUTH

PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THAT THE JAILOR LIVES

I WROTE THE MESSAGE ON DAY 3 SIGNED "THE JAILOR" ABOUT LEVEL 1 THIEVES

PEOPLE KNOW

I DO NOT TRUST YOU AND I DO NOT WANT MY METHOD TO NOT KNOW WHO KNOWS WHAT

[fm Illidan]

Alright... I will either use the phrases "I am the wind" or "woosh", or I will use my I R BABOON speech after quoting people I have bussed.

Once you see FalseTruth and Luna claiming they were bussed on night 3 will you trust me then? If I know who you are I can protect you or rather not think you are scum and use you to save other townies...

[Stranger]

WHY DID OOPS CLAIM THAT HE WAS BUSSED ON NIGHT 3?

A SPY CAME FORWARD TO PROVE IT

I WILL SEE IF LUNA AND FALSETRUTH CLAIM BUSSED AND IF ANYONE CLAIMS BUSSED FROM NIGHT 4

[Stranger]

I SHALL SEE WHO WROTE POST#281

[fm Illidan]

Oops claimed bussed night 3? If that was said during the blackout then it was most likely not oops and a lie of the mafia. You can't take anything that was said during the blackout as truth, this is why we all skipped day and didn't lynch.

Posts 263, 276, 280 and 282 are all by me. I made another post asking clarification on who shot Lysergic because I doubt the mafia shot their own and I am still convinced he is mafia. Hard to find anything in the blackout mess, where was that spy claim post? This forum's search function fails.

[fm Illidan]

Ok found it by some random chance: post 693.

Where do you see the spy saying oops was bussed? He said oops was drugged.

[Stranger]

something else also happened to you, i wont say, but you should know

I WILL BE PASSIVELY FINDING OUT IF YOU LIED OR NOT

YOU ARE STILL NOT CLEAR IN MY EYES

[Stranger]

HAVE YOU LEVELED UP?

[fm Illidan]

That would require me actually saving townies from death or other bad things, didn't happen yet as far as I know. So no I haven't leveled up.

[Stranger]

I have decided to execute Illidan

[fm Illidan]

Really? You're going to kill the bus driver just because you can execute today and will probably not get the chance to execute again in the future?

Being bloodthirsty isn't a good way of playing Jailor. Why don't you explain why you want to execute me?

Are you really that naive that you would believe the so-called traitor claim? I AM the bus driver, and if you don't believe it now you will know it is true the next day whenever you execute me or not. Are you prepared to be hated by the rest of the town and getting declared LVP?

Think about why we skipped the lynch today, because all the information is unreliable! I know you want to use your execution the right way, thus you should have jailed and executed Mcpwnage the "neutral claimer" who is obviously not town. Jailing me was a waste and executing me is stupid beyond belief.

I am Zack and you know how vengeful and angry I can get when people do stupid things. I WILL know who you are after the game is over and I WILL tell you exactly how much of an idiot you are a 1000 times over until it cracks through your thick skull.

[Stranger]

ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR MAFIA CANNOT WIN IF YOU ARE DEAD?

IF YOU WERE TOWN YOU WOULD WIN WITH TOWN

PRO TIP: NEVER INSULT THE JAILOR

[Stranger]

YOUR STORY DOES NOT ADD UP WITH ALL THAT I KNOW IF YOU ARE TOWN

IF YOU WERE MAFIA IT WOULD MAKE SENSE

I KILL YOU

TOWN LOVES ME

THAT SIMPLE

[fm Illidan]

Seriously? Can't you see that I am town?

I did not insult you yet, however if you do execute me that would make the insult official. Clarification: If you execute me you are bloodthirsty, blind and stupid.

Here's my read on you, you were going to execute whoever you jailed today and you gambled on me. You are on an ego trip and you think you're all that. Well you don't have a mafia in your jail right now, you have the real bus driver here.

If you see that I lied the next day then feel free to use code words to get your previous inmates to lead a lynch on me, thats what you implied you can do no? But you will see at least Luna claiming she was bussed, FalseTruth should claim it too. Not to mention there is a PE out there who followed me on night 3 and KNOWS I am the bus driver.

Never insult the jailor? If he is deserving of insults he will get what he deserves. My LW will tell the whole jail story, infact i'l put this entire chat in it plus a pic depicting just how unreliable the jailor is and that town should lynch everyday and not let you handle things because clearly your judgement is off by a mile.

What fail logic is this? Its ok to execute me because if i'm town i'l still win with town? What, no harm done at losing your bus driver who could save your life?

Dust thats you isn't it? This "I have decided to execute" crap is something you've used in MFM's in the past. Either you're Dust or someone acting like him. Either way you will regret executing me, in more ways than one. Set your inflated ego aside and do the smart thing.

[Stranger]

THERE ARE MORE THINGS AT WORK THAN YOU CAN UNDERSTAND

THAT IS WHY YOUR INSULTS ARE WORTHLESS

YOU DO NOT SEE THE PICTURE FROM MY PERSPECTIVE

SAY HELLO TO LYSERGIC WHEN YOU ARE DEAD

[fm Illidan]

Once you see I am the bus driver the next day and Luna and FalseTruth plus the PE confirm this, IF YOU COMMIT SUICIDE OR REVEAL AND APOLOGIZE TO THE TOWN I'M GOING TO ASK TO BAN YOU FROM ALL FUTURE FMs! You will stay in hiding and play to win to compensate for this idiotic mistake, do you hear me jailor?

DON'T PISS ME OFF MORE THAN YOU ALREADY HAVE YOU RETARD! Go ahead and execute me sir all-knowing jailor, let the town see your stupidity in all its glory the next day and insult you because you deserve it and more.

You've made a dangerous enemy here today for all future FMs, I will hate your guts and see you dead everytime regardless of logic or anything. If i'm vigi and you are mayor I WILL STILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU.

Got that? Good, now carry on with your stupidity please.

[Stranger]

BEING THE GODFATHER HAS GOTTEN TO YOUR HEAD

I AM IN POWER HERE AND YOU ARE NOT

STOP THINKING THAT YOU ARE OVER ME

[fm Illidan]

If I was the Godfather I wouldn't be so angry right now. It is the Jailor's duty to execute scum, its BECAUSE YOU'RE EXECUTING AN IMPORTANT TOWN POWER ROLE THAT I AM PISSED AT YOU.

This conversation is pointless. Execute me and see how stupid you are. I will make sure nobody can buy any kind of excuse you make for your mistake, everyone will know that you are a fool on an ego trip and nothing more.

Remember my words Jailor. Remember what I said! And if you find yourself dead because I wasn't there to save you that would be poetic justice.

[Stranger]

I WILL TELL YOU THIS ONCE AND ONLY ONCE

I AM NOT AS STUPID AS YOU THINK I AM

[fm Illidan]

If you execute me then you are exactly as stupid as I think you are. You will see proof that I am bus driver at day whenever you let me live or not.