Bad Jokes Thread

[Crimson]

There is this nice cemetery down the street from my house. I hear people are just dying to get in there.

[FYRE]

ha

[Ubernox]

your mom

[Ubernox]

Did I ever tell you the joke about the blunted pencil?

[jaczac]

Have i told you the joke about my penis?

nvm, its too long :D



shameless sh*t joke

[NorthStar]

I open a pack of gum in school, I'm suddenly popular.

[Ubernox]

It's funny because it's true

[Ash]

So there was this brunette and a blonde. They were both walking down da streetz when the brunette says "Oh, look a dead bird!" and the blonde looks up.

[Admiral]

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

[PinkJasmine69]

Have i told you the joke about my penis?

nvm, its too long :D



shameless sh*t joke

laffed

[kiranearitachi]

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone. no she was the movie theater

[wolfcheese]

Conservatives don't use cash.

They're afraid of change.

[kiranearitachi]

Conservatives don't use cash.

They're afraid of change.
good one

[Lazers]

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?






























































...my ass

NYAHAHA HAHA HAHA ENOUGH!

[Sookie]

a Man walked into a supermarket and was caught Stealing a Banana, the witness then said "now you better Split or I'm calling the cops!"

[NorthStar]

Last night I was eating lego for dinner, this morning I'm shitting bricks.

[Echonian]

A rabbi, a priest, and an imam walk into a bar. All are offended by what they see.

[Lazers]

No one got the reference

dissapointed

[Deathfire123]

A rabbit, a priest and and an imam walk into a bar. They all had bruises the next morning

[Muso]

No one got the reference

dissapointed

Because it was a bad joke, bro