S-FM I- Game Thread

[Rocshi]

Night 0/Day 1: The Traitors

The war was on hold. The RED and BLU still hated eachother, so they resorted to pulling pranks.

A terrible smell reeked out of the RED headquarters.

The BLU Spy and Heavy were hysterically laughing, their smelly plan executed to perfection.

Then, it happened.

A giant explosion rocked the Nucleus, and the resupply caved in.

It was determined later that the stink bomb reacted with Medic's supplies.
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“IS ANYONE ALIVE IN THERE?”

“Oh my god, Heavy, we have to get out of here.”

The RED Headquarters was in rubble.



The BLU Spy and Heavy ran through the bottom of the Nucleus, hoping to backdoor their way to safety.

There was the sound of a minigun going off, and a knife drawing.


Two naked men, the BLU Spy and Heavy, were found at the bottom of the Nucleus by Grandmaster Rocshi the next morning, dead.

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The rubble of the RED Headquarters was searched by Grandmaster Rocshi and his team the next morning. All of RED was accounted for among the dead, except the Spy and Heavy.

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“Spy, what should we do? The rest of the team respawns in a year!”

“We will take them out. One by one. From the inside. We will put on the uniforms.”

“But what if Grandmaster Rocshi...”

“I have already talked to him. He says that they violated the armistice, and war has been declared. All is fair now. They will pay.

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At the meeting of the BLU the next morning, all were accounted for except for the Pyro, who was nowhere to be found.

“Gentlemen, as you both violated the armistice, war has been declared. But, however, the RED are all dead. So I guess it's safe to say you won”

The room cheered, and the Demoman popped the cork on a keg.

“Except for two. And they are in this room.”

The cork was put back on.

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The Pyro sat back in the chair in the middle of her new home of Harvest. She popped a bottle of wine, and drank it straight. She was sick of all the violence. She liked the pranking. They had gone too far. She was alone in her Harvest abode when it all came down. She heard it. She knew she had won. But she decided that they lost. They all lost. And what a better way to lose a war than to die. She but on her suit and staggered back to the nucleus. She had only a can of gasoline.

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BLU was silent.

A single voice came from the Demoman.

“They will be found.”

Graveyard:

Dark.Revenant (BLU Spy)- Found naked at the bottom of the Nucleus, with the remains of a stink bomb in his cigarette case.

oops_ur_dead (BLU Heavy)- Found naked at the bottom of the Nucleus.


Yellow is my color, don't use it.

Role List:

Spy (GF)
Heavy (Mafioso)

Pyro (Arsonist)

Engineer (Armoursmith, Veteran, Bus Driver)
Soldier (Jailor)
Medic (Doctor)
Sniper (Vigilante)
Demoman (Mayor)
Scout (Citizen)

Players:

Luna
Deathfire123
Zane
jaczac
Kromos
Goremancer
Mopin
BorkBot
GameFreak

[Luna]

NOOOO! DR and oops you shall be avenged!

Why do they keep getting killed at the beginning of games? :'( sad panda

[Luna]

I swear that we will take that cork out again soon for the victory celebrations.

[Kromos]

The pyro is a she! :O

The pyro must be Luna!

[Luna]

Crap I've been found out. So much for that WIFOM I specifically asked Rocshi to write...

[Luna]

Dear Rocshi, may we have a role list and player list in this thread for easy reference? Pretty please?

[Kromos]

I'll think of a questionnaire :).

[Luna]

I'll beat you to it!

Question: If you were the Engineer, what ability would you use tonight?

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

[Kromos]

I'll beat you to it!

Question: If you were the Engineer, what ability would you use tonight?

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

It would depend on how the day goes. I would go veteran if I thought the scum were going to try kill me, otherwise it might be too much of a risk.

Can the engineer switch himself?

And I know what you're doing by saying that but it is also good mafia wifom.

[Kromos]

So atm I think you're scum :).

[Luna]

Atm I think you're scum :).

S-FMI, also known as the Kromos-Luna conflict.

Hilariously we're the Red Heavy and Spy and no one will believe this statement.

[Kromos]

Hilariously we're the Red Heavy and Spy and no one will believe this statement.

Hah, if only that were true...

[Goremancer]

All this cork poppin is making me thirsty brb.

[Zane]

yo bitches

[Kromos]

Personally, I think I'd go for the Veteran ability.

You're wifoming a town PR wifoming a veteran.

[Kromos]

Or you're triple wifoming the veteran xD

[Kromos]

as the veteran*

[Kromos]

It's never too late to reveal your role Zane :)

[Zane]

it's never to late to punch you in the face!

[Goremancer]

Guys you probably thought that when I died in Deathfire's M-FM the trolling regime is over. Well... I"M BACK BTICHES

[Goremancer]

Zane r u pyro?

[Goremancer]

1. Luna
2. Deathfire123
3. Zane
4. jaczac
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin
8. BorkBot
9. GameFreak

Here is the list.

[Zane]

yo gore wazzup

[Goremancer]

Sup bear :D

[Goremancer]

Kromos and Luna, y lurkin?

[Goremancer]

Anyway I want you to roleclaim right now Kromos. You seem pretty damn scummy.

[Zane]

I guess the banana is bananing.

[Goremancer]

Well Zane, are you pyro? I'm just guessing...

[Goremancer]

How wierd. Zane is so silent. And there is another lurker here. Is it you Jaczac?

[Zane]

Playing TF2 :D

[Goremancer]

1. Luna
2. Deathfire123-Lurk
3. Zane
4. jaczac-Lurk
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin-Lurk
8. BorkBot-Lurk
9. GameFreak-Lurk

YOU AINT GETTIN OUT OF THIS GAME ALIVE IF YOU LURK! IMMA FIND YOU!

[Goremancer]

Kromos I KNOW you are online because you are on dead chat. Do not lurk anymore or you will force mah hand :)

[Luna]

Haha I'm back, bitches.

No framer in this setup so we're okay! No investigative roles though :(

I will shoot... Rocshi tonight, he's usually Mafia

[Goremancer]

Rocshit will probably use the deadringer. Plus he's grandmaster, he's flash XD

[Luna]

-vote Goremancer

Wants more people to post and look scummy so he can blend in.

[Luna]

By the way I am going for Claw's patented CLAIM ALL THE ROLES strategy.

Because Lionel just didn't claim enough and that was his demise, I figured it out.

[Goremancer]

Wait there is lynch today? Plus I'm not looking scummy. I'm trolling my ass off :)
Anyway Luna you are probably trolling along with me. I cast doubts on lurkers and Kromos.

[Kromos]

Kromos I KNOW you are online because you are on dead chat. Do not lurk anymore or you will force mah hand :)

I'm typing up the jail chat so you can read it in dead chat so FUCK YOU GOREMANCER.

[Goremancer]

-vote Goremancer

Wants more people to post and look scummy so he can blend in.

I don't want more people to post so I can blend in. I just want to scumhunt. No use scum hunting if everyone is lurking :P
1. Luna
2. Deathfire123-Lurk
3. Zane
4. jaczac-Lurk
5. Kromos
6. Goremancer
7. Mopin-Lurk
8. BorkBot-Lurk
9. GameFreak-Lurk

[Luna]

I haven't played well since FMVI and I intend to do this game justice. I have decided to be really active and crack jokes.

Because I am the Banana Queen.

[Goremancer]

I'm typing up the jail chat so you can read it in dead chat so FUCK YOU GOREMANCER.
YAY ty for your valuable contributions to the dead chat. But don't fuck me :(

[Luna]

Everyone rep me your role, don't worry I am the Jailor I can put this to good use.


<< DISCLAIMER >> Rep messages are not allowed

[Goremancer]

Rocshi, can we lynch today? Or is Luna trolling like me?

[Zane]

I have a queen? But you are not allowed to lead the banana revolution! You could make sandwiches!

[Goremancer]

I have a queen? But you are not allowed to lead the banana revolution! You could make sandwiches!
SANDVITCH!!! OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[Luna]

I herewith declare today to be BANANA AND CRISP SANDWICH DAY

[Goremancer]

I herewith declare today to be BANANA AND CRISP SANDWICH DAY
FUCKING PYRO! I PLAY SPY SO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK U!!!

[Goremancer]

Foolish mortals, you can't out troll me :)

[Luna]

-unvote

I can't be mad at Goremancer, he is clearly Town xD

[Goremancer]

That Gore is a spy!

[Luna]

As the Pyro, I speak using Fire. This is the colour of my fire.

Believe it or not this has proven to be a fantastically helpful day already. I believe I have some scum suspects.

[Goremancer]

Listen people. Le Goremancer will roleclaim in approximately 15 minutes. UNTIL THEN LOL IN HELL!
Well then Luna Black would be my color then

[Zane]

Did you know that bananas can actually produce bananas?

[Goremancer]

Was that 15 minutes? NO IT WAS NOT! JOKES ON U IMMA ROLECLAIM NAO.

I am THE DEMOMAN!

[Goremancer]

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

[Goremancer]

Crap i forgot to use black. w.e. Luna r u still there? Well since I see no counter claims I am mayor by default.Therefore I am suspicious of monseur le borky coz he didn't respond to my rp yet.

[Goremancer]

I see you all have an aptitude 4 lurking. LURK AWAY THEN SONS. BUT IMMA GONNA CATCH U!

[Goremancer]

-vote Gamefreak
YOU LURK YOU LOSE! AND I SEE YOU DEATHFIRE!

[Deathfire123]

i no lurk....i at school

[Mopin]

Would just like to announce that I am most definitely the soldier.

[Mopin]

And that Goremancer is most definitely not the demoman.

[Goremancer]

i no lurk....i at school

WHEN I AM AT SCHOOL I TURN THE SCREEN AWAY AND GO ON THIS SITE. NO EXCUSE! I ALSO USE MY PHONE! NO EXCUSE! NO MUTHAFOOKING EXCUSE!

[Luna]

I am still here, Goremancer, and I know you're not the Demoman.

[Goremancer]

And that Goremancer is most definitely not the demoman.
NO OFFENCE MOPIN BUT I'M CALLING BS ON SOLDIER. PLUS I HEAR NO COUNTER CLAIMS ON DEMOMAN. I LIKE HOW YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP UNTIL I SLAPPED ATTENTION ON YOU. ACTING SCUMMIER BY THE MINUTE.

[Kromos]

NO OFFENCE MOPIN BUT I'M CALLING BS ON SOLDIER. PLUS I HEAR NO COUNTER CLAIMS ON DEMOMAN. I LIKE HOW YOU DIDN'T SPEAK UP UNTIL I SLAPPED ATTENTION ON YOU. ACTING SCUMMIER BY THE MINUTE.

Are you ccing soldier?

[Luna]

Counter-claims on Day 1 are not wise xD

Which is why I feel okay claiming Pyro. COME CC ME IF YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH

I use my pyrotechnics to toast the sandwiches

[Goremancer]

OH YES GUYS DON'T MIND MY CAPS, MY CAPSLOCK JUST BROKE. BUT MOPIN YOU'RE MAD SCUMMY BRO. MY SCUMHUNTIN SKILLZ IS TELLING ME YOU ARE SCUM!

[Kromos]

Fine, I claim Pyro. I know of a way we can all win this.

[Mopin]

ATTENTION ON ME? YOU BETTER KEEP YER MOUTH SHUT GOREMANCER. MIGHT BE GETTING YERSELF JAILED.

Besides, I doubt anyone is going to counter-claim soldier anyway.

[Luna]

Fine, I claim Pyro. I know of a way we can all win this.

I thought our general 'spout insane crap' strategy was working well, the Town has almost won this game.

I genuinely mean that.

[Goremancer]

ATTENTION ON ME? YOU BETTER KEEP YER MOUTH SHUT GOREMANCER. MIGHT BE GETTING YERSELF JAILED.

Besides, I doubt anyone is going to counter-claim soldier anyway.
W.E GUYS JUST GET HIM. HE'S SO DAMN SCUMMY. WHO ROLECLAIMS THIS EARLY WITH ONLY ONE PERSON VOTING ON HIM? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ONLY ROLECLAIM WHEN YOU HAVE LIKE 2 OR 3 VOTES. GET THIS SCUMMY LIL FUCK

[Kromos]

W.E GUYS JUST GET HIM. HE'S SO DAMN SCUMMY. WHO ROLECLAIMS THIS EARLY WITH ONLY ONE PERSON VOTING ON HIM? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU ONLY ROLECLAIM WHEN YOU HAVE LIKE 2 OR 3 VOTES. GET THIS SCUMMY LIL FUCK

You do, apparently.

[Goremancer]

KROMOS ARE YOU STUPID? DID YOU THINK THE DEMOMAN CLAIM WAS GENUINE?

[Goremancer]

KROMOS ARE YOU STUPID? DID YOU THINK THE DEMOMAN CLAIM WAS GENUINE?
SEE KROMOS, YOUR STATEMENT WAS SO DUMB THAT I FORGOT MY COLOR. FUCK U

[Goremancer]

SEE KROMOS, YOUR STATEMENT WAS SO DUMB THAT I FORGOT MY COLOR. FUCK U
OMFG FML

[Kromos]

Ok, so here's what I was thinking. If I douse and ignite the mafia, the jailor can keep on jailing me and you lot keep on no lynching until we all get bored and Rocshi calls a draw.

[Kromos]

KROMOS ARE YOU STUPID? DID YOU THINK THE DEMOMAN CLAIM WAS GENUINE?

It still could be.

[Mopin]

It was merely a role claim to observe your reaction Goremancer, you'll find out whether it was the truth later I'm sure.

[Zane]

I'm the banana king.

[Goremancer]

OR NOW IF PEOPLE WILL LISTEN TO ME AND VOTE YOU.

[Kromos]

That way the maximum amount of people win and it's not as if we need to play this properly with all the other games going on.

[Goremancer]

WELL KROMOS I RESERVED MYSELF FROM FM AND I DIED IN DEATHFIRE'S SO ALL I GOT IS THIS. SO HOW ABOUT PEOPLE FISH OUT THESE DAMN LURKERS

[Mopin]

I really doubt Kromos could be the pyro with such an idea, seeing as we have no reason just to kill him when the mafia is dead.

Then again it could all be a part of his plan.

[Luna]

As the Pyro I would not accept such a slanderous strategy, I will honour Rocshi's game and burn you all. Apparently I've decided that, although we've won, we're all losers, and losers must burn.

[Kromos]

In that case I won't help you kill the mafia and you can all lose. Expect to be burned Goremancer.

[Goremancer]

ALSO SCUMMY PEOPLE WILL BURN. GAMEFREAK I KNOW YOU ARE THERE. STOP LURKING. MOPIN YOU ARE STILL SCUMMY. BORKBOT YOU ARE ALSO SCUMMY. JACZAC YOU ARE ALSO SCUMMY

[Luna]

Goremancer has escaped from his minders again...

[Mopin]

Goremancer, I may just put you down tonight, please be silent.

[Kromos]

Will you be making any more role claims today, Goremancer?

Or should I just lynch you now?

[Goremancer]

ARE YOU SAYING I'M A BAD DEMOMAN? IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN THEN I WOULDN'T BE HERE SITTING WITH YOU! OH WAIT, I'M A WRAITH...

[Luna]

I hope I win this game because I have had spectacularly bad luck and strategies in other games.

Hell I've already got notes on everyone in the game, let's do this

LLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Kromos]

vote Goremancer

[Goremancer]

PPL WHO ARE SUSPECTING ME RIGHT NOW ARE ON MY SCUM LIST. IT'S UNBELIEVABLE HOW MUCH YOU CAN HELP TOWN BY TROLLING A BIT. GAMEFREAK IF YOU ARE ON, I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR YOU TALK.

[Goremancer]

I hope I win this game because I have had spectacularly bad luck and strategies in other games.

Hell I've already got notes on everyone in the game, let's do this

LLEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
JJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN SSSSSSSSS

[Luna]

As much as I want to lynch Goremancer, I think we'd have better chances if there was a no-lynch today because the chance of hitting Town is pretty high.

While I don't want to immediately skip the day, I can at least get the wagon rolling.

-vote skip

[Kromos]

Mr. Tally:

Goremancer (2): Luna, Kromos


I think it's time you claim your real role.

[Goremancer]

KROMOS YOU ARE SO SCUM RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT YOUR REACTION TO MY TROLLING IN DEATHFIRE'S GAME. CLOSE TO ABSOLUTE NOTHING. THE FACT YOU ARE SO DEDICATED TO SEEING ME LYNCHED AFTER I ATTACKED MOPIN SHOWS THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY SCUM.

[Goremancer]

Mr. Tally:

Goremancer (2): Luna, Kromos


I think it's time you claim your real role.

LUNA UNVOTED

[Kromos]

Day should never be cut short if you're town.

[Kromos]

KROMOS YOU ARE SO SCUM RIGHT NOW. LOOK AT YOUR REACTION TO MY TROLLING IN DEATHFIRE'S GAME. CLOSE TO ABSOLUTE NOTHING. THE FACT YOU ARE SO DEDICATED TO SEEING ME LYNCHED AFTER I ATTACKED MOPIN SHOWS THAT YOU ARE PROBABLY SCUM.

And what is Mopin?

[Mopin]

The soldier.

[Kromos]

I'll wait for Bork and GameFreak to come on. Maybe they will want to do my strategy.

[Kromos]

Who is for and against my strategy of burning the mafia and calling it a draw?

[Goremancer]

Day should never be cut short if you're town.
KROMOS AREN'T YOU GOING TO DEFEND YOURSELF AFTER WHAT I SAID? BTW WHY ARE YOU SO ADAMANT ABOUT THAT RULE? MOPIN AND KROMOS, YOU GUYS SHOULD ROLECLAIM INSTEAD. MOPIN THAT SOLDIER CLAIM IS TOTAL BS AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
MR. TALLY
MOPIN(1) GOREMANCER
GOREMANCER(1) KROMOS

[Mopin]

My claim is completely fine, why would you believe otherwise?

No one has counter-claimed yet, and I'm sure I'll be healed by our medic this night.

[Kromos]

I've said I'm the pyro, I'm not sure what else you want me to say.

[Zane]

mr tally sucks

Mr. Banana

MOPIN(1) GOREMANCER
GOREMANCER(1) KROMOS

[Goremancer]

GUYS LISTEN TO ME. LOOK OVER MOPIN'S POST. CAN YOU SAY HE'S NOT SCUMMY? LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN FOR I AM THE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTV0b06GE20&feature=related

[Luna]

Mr. Correct Banana

MOPIN(1) GOREMANCER
GOREMANCER(1) KROMOS
SKIP (1) LUNA

[Luna]

Mopin doesn't seem scummy at all, he is the person I most trust in this game so far.

[Goremancer]

Mopin doesn't seem scummy at all, he is the person I most trust in this game so far.
SAYS MISTER PYRO

[Kromos]

Day should never be cut short as every extra post will give us more information on people's identities. It also gives people more time for them to come on.

The thing is that a lot of town don't seem to understand this so it can be hard to workout whether it is scum or just stupid / bored townies skipping the day.

[Goremancer]

ARE YOU SAYING LUNA IS SCUM KROMOS?

[Mopin]

I'd love to hear your true role claim by the end of the day Goremancer, I'm sure it will benefit all of us. Especially you.

[Zane]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHaKJR1s9Ko

[Goremancer]

I DO BELIEVE THE TOWN WOULD ACTUALLY BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR TRUE ROLE MOPIN :)

[Luna]

@Zane: Here's the superior version


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzMhh8zhTiY

[Kromos]

ARE YOU SAYING LUNA IS SCUM KROMOS?

She could be, but skipping the day is not one of my main suspicions about her.

[Goremancer]

ZANE ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN CONTRIBUTING TO THE DISCUSSION. ALL YOU HAVE DONE IS STAND FROM THE SIDELINES AND PIPE IN EVERY NOW AND THEN. THAT STRIKES ME AS SUSPICIOUS.

[Kromos]

I DO BELIEVE THE TOWN WOULD ACTUALLY BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR TRUE ROLE MOPIN :)

Stop being a hypocrite. You and Mopin have both done the same thing so if you want him to claim then you should claim yourself.

[Zane]

You hurted my feelings Gore ;(

the baneling song sucks luna, jb was doing much better

[Mopin]

I suggest holding down shift Goremancer, it may solve your caps lock problem.

[Kromos]

As a sign of good faith I will douse who I think is most likely to be scum tonight. If you show no indication of wanting to help me then I will have to side with the mafia against you.

[Goremancer]

FINE I CLAIM SCOUT. THE CITIZEN. NOW THE REST OF YOU I WANT TO HEAR YOUR ROLE. LUNA DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS SUSPICIOUS BUT KROMOS, MOPIN AND ZANE IS KIND OF SCUMMY. (SORRY ZANE, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS)

[Goremancer]

LONG DELAY BEFORE ROLECLAIM. NOW NOW NOW. THIS IS QUITE OBVIOUS IS IT NOT?

[Kromos]

FINE I CLAIM SCOUT. THE CITIZEN. NOW THE REST OF YOU I WANT TO HEAR YOUR ROLE. LUNA DOESN'T STRIKE ME AS SUSPICIOUS BUT KROMOS, MOPIN AND ZANE IS KIND OF SCUMMY. (SORRY ZANE, WE'RE STILL FRIENDS)

A good citizen wouldn't have done that. I wonder if this will be a repeat of FM IV.

[Luna]

Of course I want to skip, Kromos, the difference between you and me is that I am actually the Pyro and you are an imposter xD

Which is weird, because at the beginning of the day I could swear we were the Red Heavy and Spy?

[Goremancer]

KROMOS STOP PROCRASTINATING AND ROLECLAIM. SAME WITH YOU TWO MOPIN AND ZANE. I AM THE CIT. I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR COUNTER CLAIMS AT THIS POINT.

[Kromos]

Tell me your reasons for claiming citizen so early in the game. Now the mafia only has PRs to kill if your claim is true.

I think that you are much more likely to be a PR and the mafia would do well to kill you tonight.

[Kromos]

wtf is wrong you Gore. I've told you my role and if you refuse to believe it then that's not my problem. You will be dead by Day 3 anyway.

[Kromos]

Of course I want to skip, Kromos, the difference between you and me is that I am actually the Pyro and you are an imposter xD

Which is weird, because at the beginning of the day I could swear we were the Red Heavy and Spy?

No Luna, you are a member of the mafia for your engineer wifom or you are a citizen hoping to get killed. You are really not that hard to read.

[Luna]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bRAeivfWAaLMaG6ims8cxF0CU0FC95uAayI2KK33s14/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1

Says there is no lynch on day 1, and says 5 votes are needed in the first post. Rocshi can you confirm whether or not we can lynch?

Not that it matters I'm not lynching today.

-unvote

To Rocshi: Does anyone get a death note? Can a Pyro leave behind a death note in a trail of fire when he ignites?

[Luna]

No Luna, you are a member of the mafia for your engineer wifom or you are a citizen hoping to get killed. You are really not that hard to read.

Well shucks there's another game where my intricate strategies have been trounced :(

[Kromos]

To Rocshi: Does anyone get a death note? Can a Pyro leave behind a death note in a trail of fire when he ignites?

Yes, I already pmed Rocshi that.

[Kromos]

I still want to hear people's thoughts on my strategy. I really don't have time to place this along side FM 9 and I have a way most of us can win with little effort on your parts.

[Kromos]

play*

[Luna]

Well I gotta go play Star Wars for a bit and cook some food. I think the Medic should reveal in my absence. Don't worry you can self-heal.

[Mopin]

The thing is Kromos, why would town just not lynch you afterwards and save us the effort?

If you are pyro, doing this plan would fail and I'm sure you've realised that, which makes me think your not really the pyro.

[Goremancer]

SORRY I WENT AFK DUE TO SOME BUSINESS. KROMOS YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT ME TROLLING WHILE YOU CLAIMED PYRO? ANYWAY I GUESS I'LL STOP BEING SO RASH. I'LL WAIT UNTIL MORE PEOPLE GOES ONLINE BEFORE VOTING ANYONE.

[Goremancer]

-UNVOTE

[Mopin]

Or that was the whole idea and you're the pyro after all, either way would be nice if you could die so we can find out.

[Goremancer]

WAIT FOR MORE PEOPLE TO GO ON. MAYBE NONE OF US ARE SCUM AND THE AFKERS ARE ACTUALLY IT. CAN'T CONFIRM UNLESS EVERYONE AT LEAST POSTS.

[Goremancer]

DESPITE THE FACT THAT LYNCHING BY JUST SCUMHUNTING IS AN INTREPID MOVE, A WRONG DECISION WOULD ALSO BE FATAL. HOWEVER, IF WE DON'T LYNCH, THE ADVANTAGE OF LYNCHING ON D1 WOULD BE WASTED.

[Goremancer]

I suggest holding down shift Goremancer, it may solve your caps lock problem.
when i hold the shift this happens DX

[Goremancer]

more like this actually
^^

[Rocshi]

Dear Rocshi, may we have a role list and player list in this thread for easy reference? Pretty please?

Done


It would depend on how the day goes. I would go veteran if I thought the scum were going to try kill me, otherwise it might be too much of a risk.

Can the engineer switch himself?

Si, si, senor.
And I know what you're doing by saying that but it is also good mafia wifom.


Rocshi, can we lynch today? Or is Luna trolling like me?

No lynch. I derped in the RP.

[Rocshi]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bRAeivfWAaLMaG6ims8cxF0CU0FC95uAayI2KK33s14/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1

Says there is no lynch on day 1, and says 5 votes are needed in the first post. Rocshi can you confirm whether or not we can lynch?

Not that it matters I'm not lynching today.

-unvote

To Rocshi: Does anyone get a death note? Can a Pyro leave behind a death note in a trail of fire when he ignites?

Mafia, vigilante, AND Pyro get a death note.

[Luna]

The Engineer would be wise in giving me armour tonight.

[GameFreak]

My strat is superior , i Lurk , get called out , continue lurking until people forget , INTJ , mastermind right there

[BorkBot]

Silly INTJs.

Ok so I caught up reading and... holy shit roleclaims! Not that many of them are true I reckon :p

Kromos, your idea sounds fine but you're probably not the pyro. I don't really have much to add except that I liked the banelings song. Although Terran is overrated. MMM is not that imba in team games and that can be partially attributed to banelings.

[Kromos]

The Engineer would be wise in giving me armour tonight.

The engineer would be stupid to give his vest to someone so scummy. A vest would be very helpful to me as I am not immune but I can hardly expect the engi to give it to me unless he fully endorses my plan.

[Kromos]

Also, this game is really fucked up for me. I don't see how I could have stood chance when maf can random kill me at any time and I don't even have the luxury of a 1 night kill like the Sk does.

[Mopin]

I'd advise against healing Kromos tonight, I doubt he will really help town when its most likely we'll just lynch him at the end. Instead just let mafia or vigi kill him and save your heals for someone else, like me.

[Goremancer]

INTJ? TheWaaagh and I are half blood minorities. INTP will own all of you.

[BorkBot]

My scum sensors are better trained than any of yours. I'm the only person besides jaczac with an S in my results from that test :p

[Goremancer]

Gamefreak, BorkBot, I just realized you guys are on. I want to hear you opinions about who do you think scum is.

[Kromos]

I'd advise against healing Kromos tonight, I doubt he will really help town when its most likely we'll just lynch him at the end. Instead just let mafia or vigi kill him and save your heals for someone else, like me.

At the end of the game you will have a choice whether to let me win with you or not. I have no control over this but I'm not that invested in this game that it bothers me all that much. I will help town as best I can and if I am killed then so be it. I wouldn't be surprised if the people most against be doing this are mafia as it will ruin the game for them.

[Goremancer]

How about this? Black is almost impossible to read.

[Goremancer]

Alright Taking this as my new color now.

[Kromos]

How about this? Black is almost impossible to read.

I don't get why your copying Luna who is in turn copying Tweek Tweak :p anyway. What's wrong with grey?

[Luna]

A neutral revealing like this and relying on the rest of the town is an unwise decision. At least I have the stomach to wage war on everyone, buuurrrnnnnn!

[Goremancer]

Grey is fine but black is really hard to read. Anyway enough off topic discussions. BorkBot and Gamefreak I want to hear your opinions now.

[Luna]

My writing is in FIRE yo

[Goremancer]

Did BorkBot and Gamefreak went off again? Honestly BorkBot in both games is soooooo scummy.

[Deathfire123]

I claim teh Cult Leader... all yous whos wanna joins teh cult, sign up now. We ganz win!

[Luna]

I'll join the Cult! Can we worship Cthulhu?

Hope I don't darn get mod-killed for this xD

[Goremancer]

>.> Deathfire what do you think about this mess? Any ideas on who's scum?

[Kromos]

A neutral revealing like this and relying on the rest of the town is an unwise decision. At least I have the stomach to wage war on everyone, buuurrrnnnnn!

There is no other way for me to win. When has a neutral killer ever one in FM, especially in a setup as unbalanced as this one? This really is my only chance of winning unless you all start killing each other long enough for me to burn the last few guys :D.

[Goremancer]

Funny because arsonist in this game is all about planning and strategies while the pyro in TF is just run while burning.

[Goremancer]

MEH IDK I THINK I LIKE CAPS WITH BLACK BETTER. LOL

[Luna]

But Kromos, I am the Pyro. It even says so in my signature and in my avatar. You are an imposter, you probably walk around spraying people with a water gun.

[Goremancer]

KROMOS IS HYDRO :O

[Luna]

Mopin please jail me tonight I'd like to have a chat with you :)

[Goremancer]

ANYONE ELSE THINK GAMEFREAK AND BORKBOT IS KINDA DODGY?

[Mopin]

Who is this person!?!?!?

[Deathfire123]

I agree Goremancer is scum btw whotf r u?

[Goremancer]

WTFDAFUCKWTFDAFUCKDAFUCKDAFUCK? WHO ARE YOU?

[Mopin]

Also I'll be happy to jail you Luna :)

[Goremancer]

I agree Goremancer is scum btw whotf r u?
GET 1000!

[Goremancer]

*AHEM* GENTLEMEN?
WHO ARE YOU?

[Deathfire123]

So its decided then?

​-lynch Goremancer

[Goremancer]

I HAVE CLAIMED BEFORE. I AM SCOUT/CIT. VOTING ME WILL CONFIRM YOU AS SCUM

[Goremancer]

LET ME GUESS VIKTORIA IS DEATHFIRE RIGHT?

[BorkBot]

Most scummy people are Luna and you in my opinion, Goremancer. Kromos is probably some town PR trying to strike a deal with the arson.

Also, your dark red text is awful.

[Luna]

Sniper, tonight you do your thang. I'll be chilling with Mopin, so blow Gore's brains out xD

[Luna]

Kromos is probably some town PR trying to strike a deal with the arson.


If that is the case it has worked, I will not be dousing him tonight.

[Goremancer]

Most scummy people are Luna and you in my opinion, Goremancer. Kromos is probably some town PR trying to strike a deal with the arson.

Also, your dark red text is awful.
THAT'S WHY I HAVE BLACK NOW. ANYWAY BORKBOT YOU SEEM REALLY SCUMMY =.= UNLESS SOMEONE POPS UP WITH ANOTHER CIT CLAIM I'M CONFIRMED CIT. GO AHEAD GUYS. I DARE ONE OF YOU TO CLAIM CIT. PRETTY MUCH IT'S MAFIA AND PYRO WAGONING ON ME WITH SOME DUMB TOWN FOLLOWING THEM

[BorkBot]

I CLAIM CIT. FUK U.

[Goremancer]

I CLAIM CIT. FUK U.
: )

[BorkBot]

Note that the above post may or may not be solely intended to unconfirm Goremancer, because he's lying out of his arse.

[Luna]

Goremancer no worries man I will never vote for you today.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHFy3YWpRx8&feature=related

[Goremancer]

BORKBOT YOU DO KNOW THERE IS ONLY 1 CIT IN GAME RIGHT? THEREFORE IF I DIE THEN YOU WILL GET YOUR ASS HANDED BACK. SOMEHOW THIS REMINDS ME OF M-FMIII...

[Goremancer]

FRIENDS!!! AT LEAST UNTIL I FIND YOU A SCUM : )

[Goremancer]

I CLAIM CIT. FUK U.
YAY BORKBOT ARE YOU TRYING TO REENACT ROCSHI'S DOC CLAIM? LOL JK COZ I'M ACTUALLY CIT.

[Mopin]

Think we should let Goremancer live for now and kill him sometime later. It's very unlikely that he is citizen but I don't think he'd make such a claim if he was mafia.

[Goremancer]

Think we should let Goremancer live for now and kill him sometime later. It's very unlikely that he is citizen but I don't think he'd make such a claim if he was mafia.
HAHAHAHA MOPIN LOL "IT'S VERY UNLIKELY HE IS CITIZEN" HAHAHAHAHA YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

[Deathfire123]

I say the sniper blows Goremancer's brains tonight.

[Goremancer]

WELL I'M KEEPING TRACK OF THOSE WHO ARE SUSPICIOUS, THOSE WHO ARE FLYING UNDER THE RADAR AND THOSE WHO ARE WIFOMING SHIT. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MOPIN. AS FOR THE SNIPER, YOU WILL BE A RETARD IF YOU DO. NOT SURE WHAT DEATHFIRE'S GAME IS. I STILL HATE YOU FOR TURNING MY REINCARNATION INTO DEAD LYNCHES =.=

[BorkBot]

Wait, Goremancer has brains? Who'd have thunk it?

[Mopin]

Maybe it is for the best...

[Goremancer]

Wait, Goremancer has brains? Who'd have thunk it?
I'M NOT SURE... I THINK I MAY BE BRAIN DEAD. HEH. HEH.

[Mopin]

And really Deathfire, why don't you think I'm the jailor? We have 2 heals so it's not really much of a risk for me to do it.

[Goremancer]

DEATHFIRE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE EITHER SCUM OR JUST TOWN THAT HAPPENS TO HATE ME FOR SOME REASON OR OTHER ;/ EITHER WAY...

[Goremancer]

WELL HERE IS A GIFT TO ALL YOU PPL WHO THINK I'M SCUMMY.
WELL AS YOU CAN SEE I HAVE CLEARLY RED THE POST.
I MEAN I MEAN READ...

[Deathfire123]

WELL I'M KEEPING TRACK OF THOSE WHO ARE SUSPICIOUS, THOSE WHO ARE FLYING UNDER THE RADAR AND THOSE WHO ARE WIFOMING SHIT. I'M LOOKING AT YOU MOPIN. AS FOR THE SNIPER, YOU WILL BE A RETARD IF YOU DO. NOT SURE WHAT DEATHFIRE'S GAME IS. I STILL HATE YOU FOR TURNING MY REINCARNATION INTO DEAD LYNCHES =.=

​DO NOT REVEAL ANYTHING ABOUT DEAD CHAT OR YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM FUTURE GAMES

[Goremancer]

I DIDN'T REVEAL ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH NOTING. IN FACT NOTHING AT ALL.

[Deathfire123]

DEATHFIRE I'M PRETTY SURE YOU ARE EITHER SCUM OR JUST TOWN THAT HAPPENS TO HATE ME FOR SOME REASON OR OTHER ;/ EITHER WAY...

your bitter tears...delicious!

[Mopin]

I mean Goremancer btw :)

[Goremancer]

I DIDN'T REVEAL ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH NOTING. IN FACT NOTHING AT ALL.
^^

[Deathfire123]

I DIDN'T REVEAL ANYTHING THAT'S WORTH NOTING. IN FACT NOTHING AT ALL.

You hit the fence with those last few words

[Goremancer]

your bitter tears...delicious!
NOW THAT'S GROSS DEATHFIRE... WHO WOULD WANT TO DRINK SOMEONE ELSE'S TEARS? OH YEA IT WAS A MESSED UP EMOTICON. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE :/ NOT ;/ SO NO TEARS 4 U :D

[Goremancer]

You hit the fence with those last few words
... *GOOGLES THE TERM HITTING THE FENCE*

[Goremancer]

You hit the fence with those last few words
GOOGLE DIDN'T TELL ME. SO CARE TO EXPLAIN?

[Luna]

You're all barmy.

If I die tonight my last will contains my notes. If I survive until tomorrow it would be more beneficial though. Mr. Mopin, I will pass on all my notes to you should you jail me. At least one will be rather interesting to you, I feel.

[Goremancer]

W.E BUT I STILL GET THE FEELING THAT KROMOS IS SCUM. BORKBOT MAY JUST BE A PR. NOT SURE ABOUT GAMEFREAK. AFTER ALL CAN'T ANALYZE MUCH WHEN HE ONLY POSTED ONCE. I THINK WE SHOULD PUT MORE PRESSURE ON HIM

[Luna]

GOOGLE DIDN'T TELL ME. SO CARE TO EXPLAIN?

I think that 'reincarnation' was an interesting term to use... but we're not here to talk about that game, we're here TO SEE ALL THE REDS AND BLUS KILLED! For the Empire!

[Deathfire123]

sorry about the colloquialism, it means, you were close

[Mopin]

Sounds good to me. I'll jail Luna tonight, sniper can shoot Goremancer if he really wants to, and someone please protect me.

[Goremancer]

I think that 'reincarnation' was an interesting term to use... but we're not here to talk about that game, we're here TO SEE ALL THE REDS AND BLUS KILLED! For the Empire!

WOULDN'T THAT BE FOR FM? OR WOULD THAT BE MOTHER RUSSIA?

[Goremancer]

WELL IT APPEARS THAT YOU PEOPLE DO NOT BELIEVE I AM SCOUT. HMMMMM THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN IN MY PLAN.

[Luna]

We have a Medic and an Engineer who can give out vests and bus drive, against a GF and mafioso, even this small amount of directing traffic leaves the Mafia having to guess where at least one of our protective roles is going.

[Goremancer]

AND THEN WE HAVE THE ARSONIST. HONESTLY GUYS I SAY WE NEED TO GET JACZAC TO STOP LURKING.

[Mopin]

I'll say that the medic should heal me tonight, while the engineer should go and do something else, don't want to waste a night action by having both protect me.

[Luna]

@Rocshi The Sniper can day-shoot today right? Doesn't say he can't on the role card

If the vigilante claims and day-shoots Goremancer to prove it then I think we'll kill two birds with one stone.

A stone lit on fire and attached to a rampaging cougar.

[Goremancer]

I'VE NOTICED THAT ONLY SOME PEOPLE HAVE SAID THE SNIPER SHOULD SHOOT ME. PERHAPS MAFIA OR ARSONIST TRYING TO MANIPULATE PR?

[Rocshi]

@Rocshi The Sniper can day-shoot today right? Doesn't say he can't on the role card

If the vigilante claims and day-shoots Goremancer to prove it then I think we'll kill two birds with one stone.

A stone lit on fire and attached to a rampaging cougar.

He may.

[Goremancer]

WELL THEN MISTER SNIPER. IF YOU DO SHOOT ME I DO BELIEVE THAT EVERYONE WOULD REGRET THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE WASTED YOUR OHSOVALUABLE ABILITY ON ME :) BUT HAVE FUN SHOOTING IF YOU FEEL LIKE IT.

[Goremancer]

I'M STILL CURIOUS ABOUT KROMOS AND BORKY... AND DURING THIS ENTIRE TIME. JACZAC HAS NOT POSTED A SINGLE THING YET. GAMEFREAK ONLY SAID IRRELEVANT THINGS.

[Goremancer]

I SEE THE REST OF YOU ARE AFRAID TO STAND OUT. TIMID AREN'T WE? WELL GO SIT IN YOUR LITTLE CORNER. I'M EXPENDABLE SO I CAN AFFORD THIS LEISURE.

[Goremancer]

WELL THEN BEFORE I GO I WILL GIVE YOU GUYS THIS.
-VOTE GAMEFREAK

[Luna]

I'M EXPENDABLE

Yup. Borkbot could be your ally, I strongly suspect he is bussing you to give credence to his Cit claim and buy himself some time. Especially since a lynch on you isn't gaining any momentum. If you flip Cit you'll do this Town a world of good anyway, we can look back and see subtle patterns.

[BorkBot]

Gee, Luna. Maybe a lynch is not gaining momentum because the host said there isn't going to be one.


No lynch. I derped in the RP.

[GameFreak]

Ow shit Gore , i'm scared , i was enjoying a few games of Hon , didn't have time to post ,
Why do people always feel the need to pressure me in every M-FM is it my name ?
anyway i don't make scum lists or maybe i do , but when i get it right mafia kills me ... anywhore idc

[GameFreak]

Back to Lurkmode , nobody will get i'm actually ZE NATASHA

[Rocshi]

Gee, Luna. Maybe a lynch is not gaining momentum because the host said there isn't going to be one.

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure that out.

Oh and GameFreak come play HoN with me.

[GameFreak]

I was wondering how long it would take for someone to figure that out.

Oh and GameFreak come play HoN with me.

Happily man , sadly my last two teams were awful (carries with 150 GPM OH GOD , hate playing support )
Add Nectes

[Rocshi]

Happily man , sadly my last two teams were awful (carries with 150 GPM OH GOD , hate playing support )
Add Nectes

Why do bad people insist on playing carries.

Support players unite!

(I'm not really that good, BUT I ACTUALLY ACCEPT IT, unlike le bad carries)

[GameFreak]

Why do bad people insist on playing carries.

Support players unite!

(I'm not really that good, BUT I ACTUALLY ACCEPT IT, unlike le bad carries)

ik (quickly checked your stats) I love playing carries but when the bads instapick carries you have no choice , made me drop from 1650 mmr to 1510 , makes me sad

[GameFreak]

also , Luna , Y SO TROLLY ?!?!?!

[Luna]

Gee, Luna. Maybe a lynch is not gaining momentum because the host said there isn't going to be one.

THE PLOT THICKENS.

Even more excuse to throw your obvious scum teammate under the bus, eh Borkbot?

I genuinely forgot Rocshi's answer to my own question, I haven't even pushed for any lynches xD

[Luna]

also , Luna , Y SO TROLLY ?!?!?!

Noticed that my trolly attitude slowly began to dissipate? xD

There is method to my madness, and you should all be scared at what I'm willing to do to win this game.

[GameFreak]

THE PLOT THICKENS.Even more excuse to throw your obvious scum teammate under the bus, eh Borkbot?
I genuinely forgot Rocshi's answer to my own question, I haven't even pushed for any lynches xD

Can anybody tell me when the I troll so hard and claim so hard and make myself look scum so hard , strategy again ? I forgot how it works

[Luna]

Reactions and consequences, my man. The trick is to control the web you weave, and deal with the consequences maturely. Every role has their own information gathering technique, everyone has a secret agenda. Above all else, there is WIFOM, and the layers of WIFOM I am currently involved in are countless. I have yet to read my own role card, that is how much WIFOM I'm dealing with.

[Luna]

I have WIFOM bursting from the seams.

By the end of this game, you'll be convinced that you're a Cylon.

[GameFreak]

But i already to know i'm cylon , so you are proving the obvious ?

[GameFreak]

Going to bed , Gnite , so mad so mad

[Rocshi]

Me and GameFreak are back from our fantastic/utterly terrible HoN Game.

I have already decided the LVP for this game. It is Wi_Fi, the Blacksmith. Carry on.

[GameFreak]

Me and GameFreak are back from our fantastic/utterly terrible HoN Game.
I have already decided the LVP for this game. It is Wi_Fi, the Blacksmith. Carry on.

Nope , It's impossible to carry such baddies.

[Luna]

Goodnight chaps, I'll see you all tomorrow for some more fascinating Day 1 action!

Rocshi: When does this day end?

[Rocshi]

This day will end....NOW!

Just kidding. 6 PM GMT tomorrow.