ChristMess...

[Marshmallow Marshall]

You guys all looove Christmas, I assume? And think it's a Christian celebration day? YOU'RE WRONG.

Let's start with the tree. That damn tree. You all know Jesus was born in a stable, right... ARE THERE TREES IN A STABLE?! NO. So why the hell do we get a god damn tree every year??? The answer is on the top. The top of Europe. Or the bottom of the world? Yggdrasil. The Northmen pagan world tree (yes, blizzard stole that), the tree that bears the 7 worlds... Not much Christian, when you think about everything these guys did to the pious England/France citizens!

Then, the day.... What's about the day, huh? Well, do you think we really know when Jesus was born, if he was in a stable in a lost village of a faraway land... NO. So why is it 25th December, huh? Because it replaces the winter celebration, from Romans. And I'm warning you, that celebration existed waaay before Theodose the 1st was even born. So it wasn't Christian at all.


Conclusion: What a christ mess!

[Cryptonic]

How DARE you

[Scvmurderer]

Death to christmas

[Yukitaka Oni]

As a Yukinii, I’m fine with no Christmas

[OzyWho]

Christmas is not the birth of Christ, just a Satanic festivity. Or both.

Why did Satan Claus create Christmas?
Christmas is at the darkest time of the year, without it - people would have nothing to look forward to all year.
With it - people get materialistic, not depressed, people turn away from faith more. All those things and more are against Christianity while Satan loves encouredges them (although, the 2nd thing is more about sinning than not being being depressed).
https://worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/32086/santa-is-satan-but-why

[Brendan]

fk off back to reddit imo...

[Marshmallow Marshall]

You know all stuff I wrote there is true? Search a little bit and you'll see lol. Jesus wasn't born under a tree the 25th of December. Unless he wasn't born in Bethleem, of course. But that's likely to be true ^^

[Apocist]

In all seriousness, Christmas is a pagan holiday that was renamed to try and convert more followers... Jesus wasn't born near that season from what is said in the 'great books' (real birthday is unknown).

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Thanks Apo.

[Darkcrusader]

I got a ChristMess in my pentss.
lololololol lol.

[Cryptonic]

I concur 9/10 thread. No mention of Saturnalia, Canabalism, Gingerbread msn.
All around informative; would read again.