WAIT. FUCK. WAIT.

[Kyle]

Dust is still talking?







WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

[Kyle]

OK.

I get it now.

Dust suicides.

[Kyle]

BUTTERS


FUCK

I have a feeling we may lose this.

[Jason]

THE MERGING IS COMPLETE
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[Ike]

Fucker vigilante took out butters after I gave him my gun.

Hello new members.

Fires in Australia at the moment and I only have Internet on my phone. I will start coordinating our future plans when Internet is restored.

Nice to see you still alive, Victoria. No hard feelings, eh?

Can you please all copy your rep messages into this chat now and reveal any information you may have come by?

Jason, I will now proceed to try and save you

[Kyle]

Your smurf is STEPHEN.

FUCKING STEPHEN.


yeah were fucked.
save ned.

[Jason]

I was afk the entire time. Ty for the help Ikea. I shall pretend I was away for Christmas Trip the entire time next day.

[Ike]

I will try and divert their attention to Stan for today, but Victoria/ Ned you're going to need to come up with something to save yourself. Some of the town still seem not to believe anything Stephen the Sheriff says so Jason is unfortunately not as safe as he should be either. You guys both really need to be a bit more active. People seem to love looking for you Ganondorf, so I'd be very wary about your first few posts as Ned.

Nobody seems to be pointing any fingers at Garrison, which atleast is great.

I want to try and figure out who the Jailor might be now, and hopefully take him out tonight. I also want to find this gunsmith and block him.

Unfortunately, Butters doesn't appear to have repped me his investigation result from last night.


Your smurf is STEPHEN.

FUCKING STEPHEN.


yeah were fucked.
save ned.

You want to go to the naughty corner?

[Ned]

OMFG HALLELUJAH! ITS GOOD TO SEE YOU GUYS! Also, I'm quite glad that the arsonist saved the day: I was on the verge of claiming investigator in a last ditch effort to kill them... Well, now I know that my messages were to the right guy. Needless to say, I found the +rep to be suspicious...

One of these days, I need to re-enter day chat inconspicuously... No hard feelings Ike btw.

[Ned]

By the way, I lost almost all my rep when I disguised, but I did find one in my inbox: from Mr. Hat to all non mafia, asking the vigilante to not shoot Kenny last night because of consort danger...

[Ike]

Fuck

[Forum Mafia GM]

uh, lol...

[Ned]

Well crap I am screwed. It pains me that Mr. Hat suicided: I am convinced he would've been modkilled for the riddle thing. So... I suppose that all I can do is distract them...

[Ned]

So... I'm screwed, Ike/Stephen is screwed, and Jason is screwed... It's up to Kyle and Garrison now.

[Forum Mafia GM]

You can still save yourselves if you play it right. I can't say it'll be easy though.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Ned, go say something so they don't think you're scum DERP

[Ned]

Lol if you insist

[Ike]

JASON PLEASE SAY NOTHING IN DAY CHAT. ALL I CAN DO IS BUY US TIME.

[Kyle]

I'm going to play just like a cit (i learned from M-FMIII dammit)

oh im rocshi btw
same role in two games at once
lol

now tell me

how the fuck can we win this

[Ike]

I don't know, but I have been busting my gut trying to make sure none of you are lynched today.

[Ned]

By the way....

Timmy-vornskr
Jason-Goremancer
Mr. Hat-Dust
Garrison-Zane
Ned-Ganondorf

If I have to claim a COM identity, I'm probably gonna claim Goremancer (sorry Jason, but I definitely can't claim vornskr and any other claim would risk a counterclaim).

[Jason]

Np. Although beware because I do believe they will treat you like a fucktard.

[Ned]

I have come to terms with my fate.... such is the way of the world. I only wish that I had picked a name thats a little harder to rhyme: I'd like to see Dust make up a rhyme for Philip!

[Jason]

Fare well. I do believe that I will be joining you shortly.

[Ike]

The reality is that Ned, myself, and Jason aren't making it out of this alive. When I was given my gun I was ordered to use it on Jason, and instead I used it to try and save Butters but unfortunately somebody took him out anyway. I tried to save Jason from being lynched today by saying I'd shot him, but obviously that will only last until the Graveyard is updated tonight.

We 3 are going to die, but we have to delay it as long as possible.

Ned, say whatever you have to to keep yourself from being lynched today. It doesn't matter if they realise when day ends that we're lying. Every day that we're still alive is another one they have to spend killing us later, and it's our job to try and give the other 2 the best chance they can get.

We have to make them lynch Stan today. Taking this investigator down with us would be a good way to go out. Take the fight to them.

[Jason]

Well then next day I'm going batshit crazy. Gotta counterclaim 'em all!

[Ned]

I say LET'S DO THIS! Split the vote: save the world.

[Ned]

Tis day chat is teh lulz. In a few more hours I'll make a final speech.

[Jason]

Token is a lolzbag. So Ike is disguiser? Who's le puppet and master again?

[Ned]

I have a new plan!

"You can use images and links, but keep them relevant, or they will be removed. Abuse of this privilege will result in a single warning and a Modkill upon a second offense."

The plan: get the entire town modkilled ^.^ Keep up the good work Ike <3 I'm currently trolling them with +rep

[Jason]

trolling with rep? My plan exactly.

[Ned]

These cits are pros... They should all go play professionally. Cartman is apparently my BFF.

[Ike]

Half of our mafia is also afk. They have nothing to complain about.

We may actually delay this lynch! :D

[Ike]

LOL town is falling apart all threatening to suicide LOL

[Ned]

Is Cartman Yayap?

[Ned]

Ooh I'm at L-1 now I think. False, in the event that someone votes me in the next 2 minutes, please allow me 2 hours to get back (I'll be AFK for a bit) and create a will.

[Ned]

1 minute...

[Ned]

Safe!

[Ike]

Congrats Ned :D

On another note, I've been wondering why you didn't go ahead with the plan to shoot Big Gay Al last night?

[Forum Mafia GM]

Is Cartman Yayap?
Right, because I can totally reveal that to you...

[Ned]

1) My thanks Muso: your actions today may have very well saved my life ^.^
2) About Big Gay Al, I chose not to have him shot for a couple of reasons. For one, I still didn't know whether to trust you or not (the rep system, as much as you can abuse it, still has its limitations) so I didn't know whether to listen to your plan. I still trusted you for the most part, but I certainly wasn't going to take orders from you at the time. Secondly, I didn't know whether Big Gay Al would be protected or not. I felt that Big Gay Al was far likelier to be protected by PRs (also the jailor) than McDaniels, so I decided to eliminate McDaniels (and I think that may have been wise, since the extra votes would've certainly killed me and the double lynch could've likely killed one of us as well).
3) My apologies for not talking much today. I figured that there wasn't really anything I could do for the last few hours to convince anyone of my innocence, so I just shut up and let Cartman do the talking for me :P Also, the fewer posts I make, the fewer posts people have as evidence against me if they were to compare pre-disguised posts to post-disguised posts (all Ned ever said was 'shitty one-liners' anyway).

[Jason]

guys since I'm screwed, is it ok for me to confuse the town? My chance of survival = 0%

[Ike]

Yes, do whatever, they know we're all guilty.

[Jason]

my intro tomorrow is...

*Jason walks into room*
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[Ned]

lol we all have to come up with equally hilarious ways of trolling the town. Who knows: if we take out the right person, maybe the town will be so confused tomorrow that they won't be able to decide who to lynch and we'll all survive!

[Jason]

Lol I think I'm good at trolling.

[Ned]

I'm not as good as I would like, but I think I can make something up...

[Jason]

I already stocked up my trolling load outs. (stupid pics, being high, being myself, studied from Archangel Stupidnoob and Admiral)

[Jason]

now going to bed

[Ned]

If I'm not mistaken, we have:

6 Town PR left (Jailor, Vigilante, Weaponsmith, 3 random)
9 Citizens left
2 Neutrals left (1 arsonist, 1 random)
5 Mafia left :-D

[Ned]

Oh, and I'd still like to know how you guys knew I was a Shark on Day 2 >.>

[Ike]

If I'm not mistaken, we have:

6 Town PR left (Jailor, Vigilante, Weaponsmith, 3 random)
9 Citizens left
2 Neutrals left (1 arsonist, 1 random)
5 Mafia left :-D

I have good reason to believe Token has suicided.

I think we should try and kill the jailor and block the vigilante.

We'll know more once Night happens though, in particular if somebody is jailed. If so, they can copy the chat and we may be able to ID the jailor.

Probably a good idea to send Kyle to drug Stan as well.

[Ned]

Gary
Shelley
Jimmy
Terrance
Sharon
Philip
Tweek Tweak
Stan
Cartman
Jimbo
Chef
Gerald
Liane
Towelie
Barbrady
Craig
Bebe

These are the living players (Token is in the graveyard: you're right Muso), and I'd like to have a role list going for them.

[Ike]

I been jailed, boys!

Time to discover this bad boy.

I will copy-paste and time stamp our conversations eventually.

[Ned]

So, from the jailor chat we can determine this:
1) The jailor is an idiot, and
2) The jailor wants both Cartman and I dead

I'll look over Day 3 when I get home...

[Jason]

So who are the town PRs that you guys know of? right now I'm in school so I can't respond to anything.

[Ned]

I was thinking this: Have Kyle do the kill tonight. If one of the last 3 PRs is an escort, I may be RBed, so it might be wise to send Garrison or Kyle...

[Ned]

This whole jailor thing seems too good to be true: is he lying or just stupid?

[Ike]

I will post a night 4 chat in a sec.