Roulette

[Ike]

:o!
Ike will talk to Kenny now?
Lol, in all honesty, whether I survive or not, I don't really care any more. You'll find out why later. If you choose to kill me off, so be it. If you don't kill me off, I'll work as your loyal Lawyer. Whether you believe me or not is your own choice. If you give me a command tonight, I will carry through.

It may be going against my win condition, but I'm secretly pulling for you guys to win.

You were right when you said I'd made contact with the Sharks. I have, and given the knowledge that you need to kill me before I wipe out the town's protective roles, I know where your attention is.

You see you've created this inevitable situation for yourselves where you need to be switched with somebody, Kenny, or else the vigilante will shoot you dead tonight. However, if you swap yourself with a townie and that townie dies, then the town will lynch you for the betrayal. In the end, you know you have to switch yourself with one of the mafias.

But this pushes us into a corner you see, and I refuse to allow us to be picked off one by one. I am waiting for the Shark's reply, but the truth is they have no choice but to comply.

I have created this game of roulette.

I will kill one of the Sharks tonight, and the Sharks will kill one of us in return. Kill targets are based on the following stats, whereby names will literally be dropped in a hat and drawn out.

They are as follows:
Ike. 50%
Butters. 25%.
Kyle. 25%

The Shark's stats are slightly different and are divided equally between the three of them, given the likelihood of Victoria dying in the coming days, anyhow. Hence, theirs are 33%, 33% and 33%.

Eg. There will be 9 cards in my hat. 3 of each name. I will withdraw one and if say it says Garrison, then I will kill Garrison. If you happen to have been swapped with Garrison, then...

Badluck, you and Mr. Hat die.

I don't want to die anymore than you, but I will not lay down and be shot.

Enjoy my game.

[Butters]

This sounds good, but after the game ends you have to tell me how you figured out all of their identities lol.

[Butters]

Yo, you should include the identities of the mafia in here so I know not to waste time investigating them tonight. Because if our teams do end up merged, we'll need the info on town targets. I'm not going to say who I plan on investigating tonight, but it would be good to have a list of targets not to visit.

[Kenny]

Oh, Ike, Sumi is nice on a daily basis lol. She hardly ever sweet talks. You, on the other hand, are so threatening and intimidating lol. :p

As for this roulette game, I'm afraid I'll have to play it today because town did not think the plan through at all. I raised concerns about this, but obviously, since the town doesn't care for our safety as much, they went ahead with it anyway.

I shall come back and talk with you in about half an hour. Really need to work on my college apps. :x Eeks. Due date is today. Aaaaaah.

[Ike]

Yo, you should include the identities of the mafia in here so I know not to waste time investigating them tonight. Because if our teams do end up merged, we'll need the info on town targets. I'm not going to say who I plan on investigating tonight, but it would be good to have a list of targets not to visit.

You can rep me both under Ike and my Smurf

[Butters]

You can rep me both under Ike and my Smurf

Alright sent to the smurf so let me know what you think.

[Ike]

Alright sent to the smurf so let me know what you think.

Excellent selections. Either one looks good to me.

[Butters]

Alright, cool. I gotta say, I wish that there was an event for when the lovers revealed themselves in the day chat that would get them locked out of their respective mafia chats. It's obnoxious to have to use these work-arounds, but oh well. I'm sending in my investigation PM and last will in case. I'm going to choose the first name for tonight, and then depending on how things go I'll do the second name tomorrow.

[Ike]

Alright, cool. I gotta say, I wish that there was an event for when the lovers revealed themselves in the day chat that would get them locked out of their respective mafia chats. It's obnoxious to have to use these work-arounds, but oh well. I'm sending in my investigation PM and last will in case. I'm going to choose the first name for tonight, and then depending on how things go I'll do the second name tomorrow.

Agreed. We can't discuss anything in here anymore. Damn annoying.

[Butters]

You know what we could do is set up a code via rep messages and then just talk in here using that. So Sumi can copy and paste to her heart's content but they won't have any idea what we're saying. I'm blocked out of the rep system for 24 hours, but maybe tomorrow?

[Kenny]

:'(

Sorry guys. I know I'm an annoying prick in your side.

Ike, it's like this. Would you rather me pretend to be nice and go along with everything till Mafia's almost won, and then I kill you along with the other GF and win as a Mafia while you lose in the graveyard? Or would you rather me backstab you now and wage warfare on you but be completely honest about it? Lol. It's impossible for both of us to win.

But isn't this exciting? :) We've literally tossed up all our cards so now we wait for the angel of luck to descend upon us. Or not if we both lose lol (which I suspect will be the case unfortunately).

[Ike]

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But isn't this exciting? :) We've literally tossed up all our cards so now we wait for the angel of luck to descend upon us. Or not if we both lose lol (which I suspect will be the case unfortunately).

Lol. Should I conclude you're attacking me then?

Well, there is only a 50% chance that you lose the game and die.

There is another option though. I could give you the identity of a neutral that nobody would mind seeing die. Mr. Hat could bus you with him.

That way, you don't risk your life tonight and you have the chance to re-formulate your strategy tomorrow, and none of my men get hurt.

[Kenny]

Well I actually have no idea what we're going to do yet lol. Maybe do the same thing and put all the names in a hat and draw from it. Don't you wonder what's going to happen? Hehe. Ah, I wonder whom the angel will favor. Intimidating Ike, or Silly Sumi?

Though you still haven't answered me regarding your identity. Are you really Muso? Not that it'd make a difference if you really were since I don't know him lol. But I'd thought I'd confirm the identity of my dearest Godfather before we walk away from each other, spin around, and shoot. Hehe.

[Ike]

I'll take that as a no to the neutral solution.

You'll find out my identity when game ends :)

PS. The Sharks have agreed.

[Kenny]

Ah, the neutral solution.
My brain cells are completely dead after applying to 10 different colleges this week, I'm afraid.
Would you like to think of a plan for me? :) Preferably one where we can both win, but I'm probably asking for the impossible.

If not... Ah, well I guess now we leave everything to fate.

[Ike]

All I can do is suggest a way for us all to stay alive longer and live prosperous happy lives :)

Have Mr. Hat swap you with Jimmy. He is a neutral and nobody will raise an eyebrow at his death.

[Kenny]

Ah, if only False had allowed us to win with our GFs...
I'll drop the idea by Dust and see what he says. He probably won't agree though... :( He's a very abusive woman. Hehehehe.

That said, is there a last will you want me to write? :p

[Ike]

That said, is there a last will you want me to write? :p

The cool thing about having a Smurf is that I can have two last wills. If you kill me and alter my will, the real one will still be displayed.

[Kenny]

Lol why would you think I'd change your last will? It's meaningless for me to.
Just asking if you would like my services to you maybe the last time. :p
It's such a bummer this wasn't a more regular FM. I think we would have won...