Dear Kenny

[Ike]

Dear Kenny ala Loverboy,

This is the situation.

Should any ill befall Butters, Kyle, or myself, then I will kill Mr. Hats and end this game permanently for you. If I am the one who dies, I have entrusted this duty to Butters to complete. Rest assured, I will carry out this threat. I would prefer to play this game my way, but if you do not comply then I will have no qualms uniting the mafias and taking on everybody if it's necessary to kill you.

Do what you have to to preserve our survival, because if one of us dies, you die too.

Regards,

Ike
Ur Mofucking Godfather

[Kenny]

Before I say anything, I would like to ask a question.
Aside from the threatening tone, heh, are you actually pissed off, Ike? Or is this part of roleplaying?
I guess what I'm wondering is, is my request to have a nice, civil talk with you possible? Or would you rather not listen to anything I say at this point, as it seems like you won't believe anything I'll say?

[Ike]

:evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::e vil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evi l::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

SAY WHAT YOU WILL

[Kenny]

Eeks. Does that mean you're actually angry?

[Ike]

Yes/No/Maybe.

One of the above.

I can't disclose anything at this point.

It could be dangerous.

[Kenny]

Aaah, I see how it is now lol.
It is as you guessed, I'm afraid, dear Godfather. If it were my choice to betray you, I would not have done so, as my lover knows I cringed from your intimidation twice. However, such is the fate random.org has deemed me.
There are two questions that I would like to ask. I feel you will answer neither, as you have no reason to anymore. I'd still like to try anyways. I'm afraid I cannot offer an olive branch of peace at the moment, but I thought we'd have a nice civil talk before waging outright war against each other. Unless, you can convince me otherwise.
1. How were you able to confirm that I was the lover? Maybe I'm a terrible liar, as I'm quite a docile girl lol. But I see that as insufficient reason. Enlighten me? Though I doubt you would. ;;
2. If you have any way the two of us can win together, I would love to cooperate. However, I've combed through all possible routes and it seems we are destined to be pitted against each other. Anything you would like to say in regards to this?

[Ike]

Your only chance of surviving/winning is to comply with my instructions.

Inevitably were everything to go my way I would eventually kill your lover too. Badluck for you.

However, it is unlikely things will all go my way and as such I and my friends will probably meet misfortune somehow. If this happens far enough into the game that we no longer possess the capacity to execute a kill then you will escape with your life.

I will kill Mr Hats last of the Sharks. This is the best offer you can hope for.

However, if you cross me in any way, or any of us should die to a Shark then I will have no choice but to cut my losses and unify the mafias with the blood of you star crossed lovers. If one of us dies at the hands of the Town, and I am suspicious, then I will also spill your blood.

I don't necessarily want you to lose yet, but I do want to win. If I cannot win then I have no qualms with allowing you. However, if you cross us, then I will make you lose.

[Kenny]

I'm disappointed. You won't tell me how you figured us out? Sumi sadface.

The only regret I have is not being in a true Mafia team with you, Ike. I am absolutely fascinated by your deduction skills. Truly. Even if you kill me, I will not bear any grudges toward you. Slap on the back and a good game, right? :) Likewise, I hope you will offer the same treatment to me. Heh, I'm not trying to get on your good side to appease you or anything. I'm just naturally good-nature. I'm not bothered about winning the game as much as having fun. However, because I have someone I need to win the game for, my Lover, I have no choice but to be as aggressive as I can to win. If it were just me, I wouldn't have cared as much.

Truthfully though, Ike, you've made this game 100% more interesting for me. I thought the game would end with me killing all the Mafia by day 4 lol. If it's one thing I'd like you to know before you read the Lover's chat for yourself at the end, it's knowing that I truly did pester False until he's probably sick of me with questions lol on how the Mafias could all win. I was planning to use the Lovers as a communication channel to essentially have a 10-person Mafia team. In which case, by day 4-5, we'll have the majority of the town. And then win via Mafia event... till we found out dead Mafia members do not win.

Ah, such cruel fate. Random.org has pitted us against each other from the start, Ike. There is no way for us to both win. I cannot convince you otherwise. You cannot convince me. We'll eventually be forced to kill each other no matter what, unfortunately. So I'm afraid I'll have to decline your offer to keep us alive as long as possible. It's pointless to delay the inevitable.

Stop being so intimidating, Ike. :p I think I would have had a heart attack reading this even if I wasn't the Lover. Cheer up! Don't you want to have a nice talk with me before we wage all out war with each other soon? Now's your only chance, heh.

[Ike]

You die tomorrow then, good game.

On the 5% chance your lover is not Mr. Hats, then there is only one player left it could be. I will kill them the night after. Kyle has been repped with their identity as apparently I had already repped Butters too much for the meanwhile.

Now's probably a funny time for me to reveal my smurf identity. I'll give you a hint I have 5 votes and can invoke a double lynch. LOL fooled you all. If you're still alive tomorrow, I will persuade the vigilante to kill you (if the game permits it) or otherwise your lover.

Bye.

[Ike]

PS. It was especially amusing when you were saying I was Zack.

[Kenny]

Ah, no nice talk then? I see. I'm sorry, Ike. I thought we could be somewhat be friendly, but that's apparently not the case.

P.S. It's even more amusing trying to see you bluff as mayor. I'm sorry (lol I don't know why I apologize so much), but you cannot convince me that you can act like Zack. There is a distinct talking habit of his that I've known for 3 years. Rather, I'd be forced to turn on you quite ferociously if you try faking as my best friend.

P.P.S. Will you at least promise me that you'll tell me how you figured us out at the end of the game? :( I really am dying to know. Sumi loves intellectual people and their wicked plots.

[Ike]

I am just hurt that you rejected my kind offer for cooperation.

[Kenny]

Aw. T___T Sumi is sowwie...

I would have accepted your offer, except it does nothing but delay the inevitable. You have to kill my Lover to win. I suicide if you do. If there was a mechanic that lets me not suicide... ... Sssh, don't tell my Lover lol. Who am I fooling though. There is no such mechanic sadly... And betraying my lover is not something I want to do even if it existed.

[Ike]

I can only conclude that you're operating on the idea that, Mr Hats is not your lover and that killing him will do nothing to stop you.

Except I know Mr Hats is your lover.

So I guess this is just a false display of courage, right?

[Kenny]

Hehe, oh dearest, sweetest, wisest Godfather. Won't you deem humble Sumi worthy enough to learn of how you figured it out?

False display of courage? No such thing. :p I think I'm about to make you hate me actually. :x If you're an aggressive game player who plays to win.

[Ike]

My girlfriend is telling me to ignore your sweet-talk.

Do what you must, but in the end you'll only harm the team who took you into their arms, and die in the process.

[Kenny]

Tch. The implications of having a lover right? Hehe. Tell Sumi later though! She demands it! Grawr.

Trust me, I would not betray you if it were my choice. But for my Lover I must... This is where we part ways. A handshake for good sportsmanship? -holds out hand-

[Ike]

You are making such a mistake.

[Kenny]

No handshake? Ah... I see...

I might be making a mistake. But it's either this, or be dead the next day.

I'm sorry it had to be this way. Whatever happens though, I still think you deserve MVP. :)

[Ike]

LOL. Game on I see.

I am not done with yet, though.

[Kenny]

Hehe, am I giving you a run for your money? Or do you have personal affiliations with the Vigilante or something and can shoot me through the heart this instant?

Ssssh, don't tell anyone but I'm secretly gunning for you to win lol. I love watching manipulations moreso than I do winning, and if you can pull yourself a win from this mess, you shall have my respect forever.

[Kyle]

Kyle has been repped with their identity

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