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December 10th, 2011, 10:48 PM
Kicking and screaming, Dimwit was carted off to a tree stump, whereupon his head was chopped off. The forces of Sin were merciful in their method of execution, choosing to go with the frugal beheading method rather than the painful and more expensive crucifixion. Before he died, he had a speech to give:

"Well done, Humanity! You have proven to be selfish cowards. Don't be surprised when Sin kills you, despite you voting with them. They will because they need to. Let's just hope that for your sake, they continue to play as "smart" as they have been.

To Rome: Auckmid dying sucked and was not the intent of Eternity, no matter how much you want to believe it. You will see that Eternity truly believed he was going to have a Legionnaire. It may have been a gamble, but Auckmids blood is on Rome and Sin's hands, solely.

To Sin: I can't believe that, despite your own assurance that you had lost, you convinced Humanity to side with you. Ambient, philie and Zack ran a train of propaganda against Eternity that actually had an effect, so good job to you three. The rest of Sin, you sucked.

To Eternity: You know as well as I do that the game is not lost. Those of you who voted against me, well, that wasn't too smart but as I'm sure you know, doesn't end the game. Continue to play well, brothers. I'll see you in the afterlife."

Illidan would have none of this shit, so he promptly drew his sword, jammed it between two stone tiles on the ground, and then fell upon it, dying within moments.

It goes without saying that everyone is pretty much fucked.



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Graveyard
Twilight Sparkle {Pony} - Killed Night 0 - Flayed in demonic summoning ritual
Adolf Hitler {Führer} - Killed Night 1 - Run through by Emperor Tiberius
Deathfire123 {Sinner} - Killed Night 1 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
Ubernox {Embalmer} - Killed Night 1 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Zane {Shepherd} - Killed Night 1 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Brennenburg {Commoner} - Killed Night 2 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
TheWaaagh {Tax Collector} - Killed Night 2 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Nick {Sinner} - Executed Day 3 - Killed by crucifixion
Yayap {Sinner} - Killed Night 3 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Celt {Assassin} - Killed Night 3 - Stabbed by an Assassin
Sumikoko {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 4 - Slain in battle by a demonic force
Dust {Sinner} - Killed Night 4 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
McPwnage {Jesus} - Executed Day 5 - Killed by crucifixion
hamslyx {Legionnaire} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with an Assassin
wolfcheese {Assassin} - Killed Night 5 - Slain in battle with a Legionnaire
Goonswarm {Whore} - Killed Night 5 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
Ambient {Lucifer} - Executed Day 6 - Killed by crucifixion
Auckmid {Tiberius} - Killed Night 6 - Torn asunder by a demonic force
vornksr {Sealed Mammon} - Killed Night 6 - Executed in the Roman jail cell
Dimwit {Disciple (Shepherd)} - Executed Day 7 - Killed from beheading
Illidan {Disciple (Commoner)} - Died Day 7 - Committed suicide





Schedule
This night will end whenever the fuck I feel like it, Sunday, December 11, 2011.