FalseTruth
November 17th, 2011, 02:45 AM
Talk about coincidences... This actually freaked me out a little bit considering what I know about fred and company. I commented the conversation with my thoughts in between about who I was actually talking to.
At this point, I would be really surprised if I wasn't getting trolled by someone on these forums. For all you forum regulars, you probably won't understand the references, but most of the mods and a few others will understand what is going on.
Location: Omegle
User 1: FalseTruth
User 2: ??? (Possible fred/Yayap/CptGorilla/Philie???)
You: ?
Stranger: I like trains // Something fred has been saying on skype for the entire day and his trademark phrase. Totally caught me off guard.
You: WHAT
You: FRED?
You: YOU HAVE
You: GOT
You: TO
You: BE
You: KIDDING
You: ME
Stranger: : O // A standard fred smiley that he uses ALL THE TIME -- made me believe that he was fred even more.
You: DAVID
You: NINE
You: LOL
You: AM I RIGHT?
Stranger: six
You: wait
You: what is your name
Stranger: Peter // My fucking forum mafia name in the last FM............................ HOW MANY COINCIDENCES ARE THERE?
Stranger: u?
You: why did you say i like trains
Stranger: cuz i like trinz
Stranger: trainz*
You: no there is something wrong here
You: there is something very wrong
You: your name
You: has to be fred
Stranger: fix*
You: your name isnt fred?
You: or davis?
Stranger: taht douche
Stranger: nope
You: i mean david?
You: this is too much of a coincidence
Stranger: i don get eet
You: where do you live
Stranger: on earth
You: like which country
Stranger: Macedonia // Slightly unrelated, but intriguing all the same... I had just trolled a guy previous to this who was Irish, and told him I was Macedonian, hence my followup questions. I mean... Macedonia is so...unlikely to show up in back-to-back chats right?
You: are you irish
Stranger: nope
You: what the fuck is macedonia
You: what the FUCK
You: is going on
Stranger: I dunno the time machine seems to be broken // Classic Gorilla line. Got me thinking that maybe I was talking to Gorilla.
You: who are you
You: WHO ARE YOU
You: there are too many coincidences
You: way too many
Stranger: Im not sure about that either
You: What is your real first name
You: do no lie
You: not
Stranger: Pepi // ??? very random
You: what the fuck
Stranger: I was thinking the same
You: dont you have any questions for me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i mean i have
Stranger: When the fuck do i get my money back? // This is what got me really freaked out and confirmed that fred couldn't be on the other line. I WAS using paypal with fred today! Only a handful of people knew I was exchanging money with fred, therefore it had to be one of the people in the Skype chat or this whole thing is a huge ass fucking random coincidence. This person can't be fred, because fred knew that he got the money back, and he would probably stop trolling by now anyway.
You: what
You: the
You: fuck
You: fred
You: it IS you
You: right?
Stranger: So when?
You: can you just tell me
You: its hurting me too much
You: my insides are exploding from anguish
Stranger: No its not m... Fred // PERFECT GORILLA LINE. A CUT-OFF SENTENCE tinged with the truth is only something Gorilla does. He was obviously about to type, "me", but all of it is faked to further the trolling.
You: gorilla then
You: wait what
You: yes gorilla
You: you are gorilla
Stranger: /we
Stranger: w/e*
You: who the fuck
You: are you
Stranger: How the hell could i know that?
You: you know
You: so much
You: everything you say
You: you even said peter
You: you fucking said
You: peter
You: who the FUCK are you
You: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: *shroud*
You: FUCKING FUCK
You: lets see
You: going back in history
You: you are one of ~4 people
You: 1 of which
You: is sleeping
You: 100%
Stranger: so im x
You: Tell me
You: where do I live
Stranger: On earth
You: Gorilla
You: You are Gorilla
Stranger: How the fuck could you know that?
You: I am God
You: Nothing is normal.
Stranger: but still you owe me // Money reference
You: what do I owe you
Stranger: a favor
You: your will is my command
Stranger: Ok! Minion, tell me your name first
You: David Nine //No real response when he hears that name, and of all the people in Skype, only Gorilla is unfamiliar with fred's real name.
Stranger: Now, go and fix that fucking machine.
You: what machine
Stranger: The one that is broken dummy.
You: alright i am fixing it
Stranger: Wake me up when you are done
You: *shake shake*
You: I'm done
Stranger: You dare to wake me up you shall burn in hell!
You: wha... noooooooooooooo
You: so do you know what courses i should take next quarter // Referring to a private conversation I had with Gorilla today, but he didn't fall for the bait.
You: how about Maternal and Child Nutrition?
Stranger: Dunno
Stranger: your maternal is?
You: okay this is getting tiresome
You: just tell me who you are
Stranger: I told you four fucking times
You: who are you?
Stranger: Zul'Jin // A WoW character, A leader of trolls?
You: wtf
Stranger: u have a problem with that?
Stranger: mon
Stranger: ye there mon?
You: Do you know me?
Stranger: Probably some worthless human
You: and what are you
You: I am the lyrical voice of a generation
Stranger: I be the mighty Zul'Jin the master of trolls.
You: ....
You: I am leaving
Stranger: why so?
You: because I need to find out if this is a huge ass fucking coincidence
You: or im getting trolled out of my ass
Stranger: You be buthirth mon?
Stranger: buthurt*
You: FUCK YOU
You: GO DIE IN A FIRE
Stranger: No, mon don say that
You: I will kill you
You: i will find your family
You: and kill them all
You: I will find you
You: don't worry about that
Stranger: Zul'Jin has skills mon he be flippin' troll
You: whatever im out
Stranger: Dis troll is sorry for you mon
You: shut up gorilla
WHO THE FUCK WAS I TALKING TO?
At this point, I would be really surprised if I wasn't getting trolled by someone on these forums. For all you forum regulars, you probably won't understand the references, but most of the mods and a few others will understand what is going on.
Location: Omegle
User 1: FalseTruth
User 2: ??? (Possible fred/Yayap/CptGorilla/Philie???)
You: ?
Stranger: I like trains // Something fred has been saying on skype for the entire day and his trademark phrase. Totally caught me off guard.
You: WHAT
You: FRED?
You: YOU HAVE
You: GOT
You: TO
You: BE
You: KIDDING
You: ME
Stranger: : O // A standard fred smiley that he uses ALL THE TIME -- made me believe that he was fred even more.
You: DAVID
You: NINE
You: LOL
You: AM I RIGHT?
Stranger: six
You: wait
You: what is your name
Stranger: Peter // My fucking forum mafia name in the last FM............................ HOW MANY COINCIDENCES ARE THERE?
Stranger: u?
You: why did you say i like trains
Stranger: cuz i like trinz
Stranger: trainz*
You: no there is something wrong here
You: there is something very wrong
You: your name
You: has to be fred
Stranger: fix*
You: your name isnt fred?
You: or davis?
Stranger: taht douche
Stranger: nope
You: i mean david?
You: this is too much of a coincidence
Stranger: i don get eet
You: where do you live
Stranger: on earth
You: like which country
Stranger: Macedonia // Slightly unrelated, but intriguing all the same... I had just trolled a guy previous to this who was Irish, and told him I was Macedonian, hence my followup questions. I mean... Macedonia is so...unlikely to show up in back-to-back chats right?
You: are you irish
Stranger: nope
You: what the fuck is macedonia
You: what the FUCK
You: is going on
Stranger: I dunno the time machine seems to be broken // Classic Gorilla line. Got me thinking that maybe I was talking to Gorilla.
You: who are you
You: WHO ARE YOU
You: there are too many coincidences
You: way too many
Stranger: Im not sure about that either
You: What is your real first name
You: do no lie
You: not
Stranger: Pepi // ??? very random
You: what the fuck
Stranger: I was thinking the same
You: dont you have any questions for me
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i mean i have
Stranger: When the fuck do i get my money back? // This is what got me really freaked out and confirmed that fred couldn't be on the other line. I WAS using paypal with fred today! Only a handful of people knew I was exchanging money with fred, therefore it had to be one of the people in the Skype chat or this whole thing is a huge ass fucking random coincidence. This person can't be fred, because fred knew that he got the money back, and he would probably stop trolling by now anyway.
You: what
You: the
You: fuck
You: fred
You: it IS you
You: right?
Stranger: So when?
You: can you just tell me
You: its hurting me too much
You: my insides are exploding from anguish
Stranger: No its not m... Fred // PERFECT GORILLA LINE. A CUT-OFF SENTENCE tinged with the truth is only something Gorilla does. He was obviously about to type, "me", but all of it is faked to further the trolling.
You: gorilla then
You: wait what
You: yes gorilla
You: you are gorilla
Stranger: /we
Stranger: w/e*
You: who the fuck
You: are you
Stranger: How the hell could i know that?
You: you know
You: so much
You: everything you say
You: you even said peter
You: you fucking said
You: peter
You: who the FUCK are you
You: I WANT YOU TO TELL ME
You: RIGHT NOW
Stranger: *shroud*
You: FUCKING FUCK
You: lets see
You: going back in history
You: you are one of ~4 people
You: 1 of which
You: is sleeping
You: 100%
Stranger: so im x
You: Tell me
You: where do I live
Stranger: On earth
You: Gorilla
You: You are Gorilla
Stranger: How the fuck could you know that?
You: I am God
You: Nothing is normal.
Stranger: but still you owe me // Money reference
You: what do I owe you
Stranger: a favor
You: your will is my command
Stranger: Ok! Minion, tell me your name first
You: David Nine //No real response when he hears that name, and of all the people in Skype, only Gorilla is unfamiliar with fred's real name.
Stranger: Now, go and fix that fucking machine.
You: what machine
Stranger: The one that is broken dummy.
You: alright i am fixing it
Stranger: Wake me up when you are done
You: *shake shake*
You: I'm done
Stranger: You dare to wake me up you shall burn in hell!
You: wha... noooooooooooooo
You: so do you know what courses i should take next quarter // Referring to a private conversation I had with Gorilla today, but he didn't fall for the bait.
You: how about Maternal and Child Nutrition?
Stranger: Dunno
Stranger: your maternal is?
You: okay this is getting tiresome
You: just tell me who you are
Stranger: I told you four fucking times
You: who are you?
Stranger: Zul'Jin // A WoW character, A leader of trolls?
You: wtf
Stranger: u have a problem with that?
Stranger: mon
Stranger: ye there mon?
You: Do you know me?
Stranger: Probably some worthless human
You: and what are you
You: I am the lyrical voice of a generation
Stranger: I be the mighty Zul'Jin the master of trolls.
You: ....
You: I am leaving
Stranger: why so?
You: because I need to find out if this is a huge ass fucking coincidence
You: or im getting trolled out of my ass
Stranger: You be buthirth mon?
Stranger: buthurt*
You: FUCK YOU
You: GO DIE IN A FIRE
Stranger: No, mon don say that
You: I will kill you
You: i will find your family
You: and kill them all
You: I will find you
You: don't worry about that
Stranger: Zul'Jin has skills mon he be flippin' troll
You: whatever im out
Stranger: Dis troll is sorry for you mon
You: shut up gorilla
WHO THE FUCK WAS I TALKING TO?