[Canceled] S-FM: Election Day

[deathworlds]

Click for Setup (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/29015-S-FM-Election-Day)

Players:
1. NumberTwo
2. Orpz
3. RLVG
4. Firebringer
5. White (Stealthbomber16)
6. Slaol
7. Hypersniper
8. yzb25
9. Mattzed
10. Sekov
11. Superjack
12. Zekrom2802
13. Cryptonic

Rolelist:

Illuminati Member
Illuminati Member
Illuminati Member
Ballot Worker
Ballot Worker
Ballot Worker
Paranoid Voter
Voter
Voter
Voter
Conspiracy Theorist
Fanatic
Political Radical

Graveyard:
Hypersniper the Conspiracy Theorist was lynched Day 1.
sekov the Voter was lynched Day 2.
RLVG the Voter was lynched Day 3.
Numbertwo the Fixer, died Night 3

Day Starts
Day 1 (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/32919-S-FM-155-Election-Day?p=510795&viewfull=1#post510795)
Day 2 (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/32919-S-FM-155-Election-Day?p=511648&viewfull=1#post511648)
Day 3 (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/32919-S-FM-155-Election-Day?p=512370&viewfull=1#post512370)
Day 4 (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/32919-S-FM-155-Election-Day?p=513268&viewfull=1#post513268)

[deathworlds]

Day 1

November 4th, 1980, Washington D.C, Noon

"It is the first voting period of the 49th presidential election, we are here with 13 politically active voters. Who are all deciding who to vote between the three most popular presidental canidates.

Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, and John B. Anderson.

Word on the street is that John B. Anderson himself is among the voters."

"Well the presidential handbook doesnt say anything about not being able to vote!"

"You may be right, but this practice may be frowned upon by other voters."

"We'll wait and see."

Day End Time (https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=September+6th+4%3A00+PM+PDT)

With 13 active voters, it takes 7

[Zekrom2802]

Umm... HELLO!

[Orpz]

@everyone
Who are you voting for tonight?

[RLVG]

In honor of the game, vote Satan.

GM-FM Satan

[Darkcrusader]

I'm going to sleep in a few minutes -vote Zekrom, because he's always evil ^^.

[Darkcrusader]

Shit I fucked it up Zekrom

[Zekrom2802]

Shit I fucked it up Zekrom

sekov
It's always a good idea to lynch sekov. Just look at my signature.

[Darkcrusader]

sekov
It's always a good idea to lynch sekov. Just look at my signature.

Voting me because you're actually a scum?:D Dayum I found you day one.

[RLVG]

sekov
It's always a good idea to lynch sekov. Just look at my signature.

Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802

[Zekrom2802]

Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802

It just says 'We need to get rid of sekov and Warpspider'. So you wouldn't be able to get any Information from there.

[Darkcrusader]

Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802

Actually Zekrom is lying to you, his signature says "I'm a scum and you should lynch me. Okay, thanks "

[RLVG]

It just says 'We need to get rid of sekov and Warpspider'. So you wouldn't be able to get any Information from there.

WarpSpider?

[Darkcrusader]

WarpSpider?

shh because they're both french..fries :3

[SuperJack]

UKIP

[RLVG]

UKIP

What's the reference?

[Darkcrusader]

Oh actually, I should ally with Zekky, Jack and Mike will probably form a british alliance.

[Darkcrusader]

OH god and hyper too, fuck.....

[Darkcrusader]

Cryptonic is canadian so there's a small chance that he might be from Quebec, which would mean we'd have another possible french ally zekky :3

[Numbertwo]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?

[Firebringer]

@everyone
Who are you voting for tonight?

I will vote for the Sheriff Jailor.
In other words:
Ronald Motherfucking Reagan.

[Numbertwo]

Oh and this is a cult game if you guys haven't read the setup.

[Firebringer]

I'm going to sleep in a few minutes -vote Zekrom, because he's always evil ^^.


Shit I fucked it up Zekrom
OMG WE HAVE A JEW HERE!!!!

Quick, I need to raise votes to get the next Hitler elected.
Sekov

[Firebringer]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?
What are you, a commie?


Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802
This is good reliable intel, I would jump on this wagon if I couldn't see the obvious distancing between sekov and Zekrom.

Actually Zekrom is lying to you, his signature says "I'm a scum and you should lynch me. Okay, thanks "
Bussing your ally this early, huh?

[deathworlds]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?

The setup says "you may vote" so yes.

[Darkcrusader]

Firebringer stop being such a nuisancebringer, talk shit get shit, a penny earned is a penny saved, don't feed the trolls, don't eat the yellow snow, always count on your jewies, knock knock, DANGER, A closed mouth gathers no feet, log in log out log in log out, please use the back door, my penis can't get erect, if you fail at first try again, don't eat shit.

[Firebringer]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?


Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802
I must now trademark the term "NuissanceBringer"
Good solid name.


Firebringer stop being such a nuisancebringer, talk shit get shit, a penny earned is a penny saved, don't feed the trolls, don't eat the yellow snow, always count on your jewies, knock knock, DANGER, A closed mouth gathers no feet, log in log out log in log out, please use the back door, my penis can't get erect, if you fail at first try again, don't eat shit.

[RLVG]

Firebringer, do you have a crush on me?

Almost in every single S-FM we've been in together, you always accidentally quote me.

[Firebringer]

Firebringer, do you have a crush on me?

Almost in every single S-FM we've been in together, you always accidentally quote me.
Damn it!!!

HE KNOWS!!!

*starts to hide*

[SuperJack]

I think all none USA players should join together and rule!

[Firebringer]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?


Based on the signature that I have disabled being able to see, I have no opinion and thus I have to rely on information that I can't see. Scummy.
Zekrom2802

To hell with that!

VOTE RONALD REAGAN EVERYONE!


I think all none USA players should join together and rule!

[Firebringer]

OMG!!!!

[Firebringer]

I want to kill the person who created this multiquote system.
The convenience is destroyed by my own incapability to unclick it.

[MattZed]

I hereby publicly state my intentions to vote for Ronald Reagan every day until the votes are counted.

Does anyone have a problem with this?

[MattZed]

Also Numbertwo is being too helpful. Helpful players are seldom town.

Numbertwo

[Firebringer]

Also Numbertwo is being too helpful. Helpful players are seldom town.

Numbertwo

Solid reasoning.

[MattZed]

Solid reasoning.
This is not a site where strong town players lead town. Scum lead the town. Learn the meta, win the game.

[Firebringer]

This is not a site where strong town players lead town. Scum lead the town. Learn the meta, win the game.
I disagree completely with this statement.

I have yet to see scum lead the town anywhere.

[MattZed]

In other news,

This is a 7v3v1v1v1. We should totally lynch today. If you want my reasoning, see that last Deathworlds game we had. Would be pretty sweet to kill an Illuminati, John B. Anderson, or the Terrorist.

[MattZed]

I disagree completely with this statement.

I have yet to see scum lead the town anywhere.
You played Biomed Industries and the FM, right?

[Stealthbomber16]

I AM SUPER CEREAL (#newmeta)


I disagree completely with this statement.

I have yet to see scum lead the town anywhere.

S-FM This Is A Bad Game >.>


Also Numbertwo is being too helpful. Helpful players are seldom town.

Numbertwo

So you were scum every single game you hosted (I lied this wasn't cereal)

NOW FOR THE ACTUAL CEREAL PART

I SWEAR IF THERE ARE VOTES FOR POST PRESIDENTS DAY 2 I WILL LAUNCH A NUCLEAR BOMB AND NOBODY WILL WIN THE ELECTION should not be interpreted as a terrorist softclaim

THE DAY 3 VOTE REVEAL CAN NOT BE RELIED ON
THE ILLUMINARTY CAN JUST GIVE THEIR VOTES TO THE OTHER PRESIDENTS

In reality this game is just going to be me out-wifoming myself and confusing all of you to deadness.
salsa

AND THAT CONCLUDES MY SERIAL POST should not be seem as a serial killer softclaim

[Stealthbomber16]

now for the typos

post -> both

[yzb25]

Hello, good luck :) (sorry for the tardiness. I was not aware it had begun)

[Slaol]

Checking in. I have no idea what's happening in this setup.

[Slaol]

[John B. Anderson.

So this confirms there are Cult in my Mason night chat?

[Slaol]

Real version of that question

Does John B. Anderson being in your post mean the role John B Anderson is in fact in the game? The role card seems to suggest that.

[Zekrom2802]

Real version of that question

Does John B. Anderson being in your post mean the role John B Anderson is in fact in the game? The role card seems to suggest that.

Yeah, there is 100% Cult.

[Firebringer]

So this confirms there are Cult in my Mason night chat?

Sorry man, I will get out of your night chat now.

[Slaol]

I'ma Ika this and try to crack this game in a bit. But for now, a nap.

[MattZed]

I know how much you want your troll day, but we gotta get those flips out to start knowing what's happening. Let's form some trains. Choo choo, mothertruckers.

I'd start a train on Hypersniper if I could, but he's yet to replace into this game.

[Stealthbomber16]

I know how much you want your troll day, but we gotta get those flips out to start knowing what's happening. Let's form some trains. Choo choo, mothertruckers.

I'd start a train on Hypersniper if I could, but he's yet to replace into this game.

MattZed

I volunteer you as tribute

[MattZed]

I know how much you want your troll day, but we gotta get those flips out to start knowing what's happening. Let's form some trains. Choo choo, mothertruckers.
Who uses invisible font, seriously?
I'd start a train on Hypersniper if I could, but he's yet to replace into this game.
Wait, I CAN? Hypersniper is actually in this game?

Do not let this man lurk to victory.

Hypersniper

[Stealthbomber16]

my role is




written in invisible ink

[Cryptonic]

Can we choose to not vote for a candidate?

>seeing if he should convince townies not to vote so mafia wins with just their votes

[Cryptonic]

Wait, I CAN? Hypersniper is actually in this game?

Do not let this man lurk to victory.

Hypersniper

lynching lurkers, ez scum strat. he won't defend himself

[MattZed]

lynching lurkers, ez scum strat. he won't defend himself
Crypt, hurry up and bus your partner.

[Zekrom2802]

my role is




written in invisible ink



9. Usage of invisible ink shall shrink your penis.


So...

[MattZed]

So... Stealth, it's #1B1B1B for invis in quotes. Join me!
My friend's girlfriend once told him size doesn't matter. Poor guy, really.

[Firebringer]

My friend's girlfriend once told him size doesn't matter. Poor guy, really.

Size actually doesn't matter. Its all about that girth bro.

[MattZed]

Size actually doesn't matter. Its all about that girth bro.
bb girth is part of size to anyone who knows what's up.

Now, I like you because, like me, you believe in voting for Reagan and that goddammned socialism is the greatest threat Western society has ever faced. However, I would like you even more if you would get on the glorious Hypersniper train.

[Stealthbomber16]

So...

lol

highlight all the text, you'd see any invisible ink

[MattZed]

lol </3

highlight all the text, you'd see any invisible ink
That's a conspiracy theory if I ever heard one. Join the Hypersniper train. Defeat socialism.

[Orpz]

It isn't right if this game has 100% active participation. Therefore if Hypersniper is lynched I volunteer to be the token lurker.

Hypersniper

[Stealthbomber16]

It isn't right if this game has 100% active participation. Therefore if Hypersniper is lynched I volunteer to be the token lurker.

Hypersniper

sheep is real

[MattZed]

sheep is real
Why won't you join the flock?

[Firebringer]

Why won't you join the flock?

Isn't a flock for birds?
Isn't more of a herd for sheep?

[Cryptonic]

Crypt, hurry up and bus your partner.

who's busing?
pretty defensive of you

[MattZed]

Isn't a flock for birds?
Isn't more of a herd for sheep?
We can call it a herd if you're in on it.


who's busing?
pretty defensive of you
You can analyze my defensiveness after the role flip.

[Orpz]

Gonna vote for Jimmy Carter tonight.

[MattZed]

Gonna vote for Jimmy Carter tonight.
Orpz, are you secretly a pinko?

It's okay, you can tell me.

[Orpz]

Im obliged to vote Bernie for free shit

[Slaol]

So I have some thoughts about the mechanics.

First off.

We need to lynch every day.
- Given that we have 6 days and can not extend beyond that with protection we need to make sure that we are utilizing our lynch kill to maximum efficiency.

Neutral Benign will be actually benign (aka, can win with town)
- Given that we have a guaranteed Cult I doubt we have a role that might auto-win at the end of the 6 days. Beast, a role that solo-wins by surviving, is fucking broken and I can't see Deathworlds putting in such a fucking evil role to a benign. Fixer seems more possible, but given the Illuminati having an assigned candidate I think the Benign will be against that candidate.

OK.

So what I want to happen is the Benign to claim right now. If the Benign's win condition matches the Illuminati he should be safe personally from them but we may lynch him. If the Benign's win condition does not match the illuminati they might kill him, which will let us vote in his favor, WHICH BASED ON WIN CONDITIONS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIVE TO WIN. And if the Benign is a Fixer or Terrorist we will remove his chance to claim now. We will also be able to tell on day 3 if they were telling the truth based on vote tallies being greater than they should be per living players.

We should lynch every day and the Benign should come forward for a union with Town today.

[Slaol]

Im obliged to vote Bernie for free shit

This is the correct stance.

[MattZed]

So I have some thoughts about the mechanics.

First off.

We need to lynch every day.
- Given that we have 6 days and can not extend beyond that with protection we need to make sure that we are utilizing our lynch kill to maximum efficiency.

Neutral Benign will be actually benign (aka, can win with town)
- Given that we have a guaranteed Cult I doubt we have a role that might auto-win at the end of the 6 days. Beast, a role that solo-wins by surviving, is fucking broken and I can't see Deathworlds putting in such a fucking evil role to a benign. Fixer seems more possible, but given the Illuminati having an assigned candidate I think the Benign will be against that candidate.

OK.

So what I want to happen is the Benign to claim right now. If the Benign's win condition matches the Illuminati he should be safe personally from them but we may lynch him. If the Benign's win condition does not match the illuminati they might kill him, which will let us vote in his favor, WHICH BASED ON WIN CONDITIONS HE DOESN'T HAVE TO LIVE TO WIN. And if the Benign is a Fixer or Terrorist we will remove his chance to claim now. We will also be able to tell on day 3 if they were telling the truth based on vote tallies being greater than they should be per living players.

We should lynch every day and the Benign should come forward for a union with Town today.
The neutral can be converted. Seeing as John B. Anderson knows the neutral is against his win condition and will be casting two votes a night possibly unmolested, why not convert? These cult games do not play like regular games. In fact, for setup speculation, I'd guess that the benign is a fixer for the true president, (how else do you make it fair that we have to fend off a cult AND a mafia with only 7 players?) and outing this person may be problematic.

You want to lynch every day. I await to see what vote you will place to this end bb.

[MattZed]

Although I'll give you fixer also possible, too. No way deathworlds was troll enough to give us the extremist of the wrong party, though.

[Slaol]

The neutral can be converted. Seeing as John B. Anderson knows the neutral is against his win condition and will be casting two votes a night possibly unmolested, why not convert? These cult games do not play like regular games. In fact, for setup speculation, I'd guess that the benign is a fixer for the true president, (how else do you make it fair that we have to fend off a cult AND a mafia with only 7 players?) and outing this person may be problematic.

You want to lynch every day. I await to see what vote you will place to this end bb.

Did not think of this. Well, if he confesses and on Day 3 JBA has too many votes then we will know to lynch the fucker. This makes him a given lynch. That or he can confess now and we can lynch him and just vote for his person.

[Firebringer]

I am willing to sheep Slaol on this game!!!
I will take a back-step and not lead for once.

You gotta retire eventually. I am getting too old to whip you youngins into sheeping my votes.

[Slaol]

I am willing to sheep Slaol on this game!!!
I will take a back-step and not lead for once.

You gotta retire eventually. I am getting too old to whip you youngins into sheeping my votes.

Thoughts on my strategy ideas?

[Firebringer]

Thoughts on my strategy ideas?

I assume your strategy includes not voting for a candidate tonight unless the benign comes forward and tells us their win condition?

Would you want benign pushing for lynches or just standing in background?

I am fine with that strategy, this setup is odd to figure out. I do agree we need to lynch everyday.

[Slaol]

I assume your strategy includes not voting for a candidate tonight unless the benign comes forward and tells us their win condition?

Would you want benign pushing for lynches or just standing in background?

I am fine with that strategy, this setup is odd to figure out. I do agree we need to lynch everyday.

No. In fact if no Benign claims I suggest we balance our votes intentionally until day 3 to make a Far-Leanings votes worth a lower majority while also counteracting JBA. Then we see who has more votes and fuck that person.

I'd also like to point out that we will be lynching the lowest activity player if no real leads surface. I believe this will clearly force activity which will great more opportunities for slipping and buddying and the like.

[Firebringer]

Okay well then my first question is:
Who votes for who?

Its also not like we know if X will vote for Y. So...yeah.

[Slaol]

No. In fact if no Benign claims I suggest we balance our votes intentionally until day 3 to make a Far-Leanings votes worth a lower majority while also counteracting JBA. Then we see who has more votes and fuck that person.

I'd also like to point out that we will be lynching the lowest activity player if no real leads surface. I believe this will clearly force activity which will great more opportunities for slipping and buddying and the like.

We can also auto-balance by voting one party on each night, then shifting. Can we no vote?
Illuminati is going to vote one direction which we will counteract past day 3.
Far-Leaners will vote one direction which we will counteract, although we should prioritize Illuminati.
JBA will impact things but we should be able to determine what happened I think.
If no outstanding Far-Leaner is present we can assume it is a Fixer and spend the last 3 days fucking the Illuminati and that Fixer hard.
Our lynches and Illuminati kill should eliminate a terrorist if one exists and forcing activity by killing inactive members should help us be productive during the day while hopefully masking power roles at night.

[Slaol]

Okay well then my first question is:
Who votes for who?

Its also not like we know if X will vote for Y. So...yeah.

If we can no vote then we simply vote for one part today, one tomorrow, then no vote.

[Slaol]

Okay well then my first question is:
Who votes for who?

Its also not like we know if X will vote for Y. So...yeah.

There are roles that can determine this information. Based on the theme of the game we can only presume we have one.

[Slaol]

There are roles that can determine this information. Based on the theme of the game we can only presume we have one.

Anyone not going with the flow on given nights is automatically evil.

[Firebringer]

We can no vote.
So, no vote tonight?

[Slaol]

I'd rather all vote one party tonight so we fuck over the Cult as much as possible.

[Slaol]

Lets get the votes in now to maximize that.

[Firebringer]

We don't vote until the night phase...

[Slaol]

We don't vote until the night phase...

Yea. And we are going to vote tonight to fuck Cult as much as possible. What's hard about that?

[deathworlds]

We can also auto-balance by voting one party on each night, then shifting. Can we no vote?
Illuminati is going to vote one direction which we will counteract past day 3.
Far-Leaners will vote one direction which we will counteract, although we should prioritize Illuminati.
JBA will impact things but we should be able to determine what happened I think.
If no outstanding Far-Leaner is present we can assume it is a Fixer and spend the last 3 days fucking the Illuminati and that Fixer hard.
Our lynches and Illuminati kill should eliminate a terrorist if one exists and forcing activity by killing inactive members should help us be productive during the day while hopefully masking power roles at night.

I already answered this question earlier in the day.

[Slaol]

I already answered this question earlier in the day.

What did that answer say?

[Firebringer]

What did that answer say?

It wa that you didn't have to vote lol.

[Firebringer]

Hey Deathworlds, Do you like me?

Want to friend me?

[deathworlds]

What did that answer say?

You do not have to vote.

[deathworlds]

Hey Deathworlds, Do you like me?

Want to friend me?


Yeah

And i dont use the friend thing anymore

[Slaol]

You do not have to vote.

Everyone. We are voting for the Democrat nigger tonight.

[Firebringer]

Everyone. We are voting for the Democrat nigger tonight.

George Bush?

[Slaol]

George Bush?

Close.

[Firebringer]

Close.

What about your mason chat? Is it still infiltrated with Cultists?

[MattZed]

Everyone. We are voting for the Democrat nigger tonight.
As I've already told you, I'm voting for Reagan tonight.

Speaking of voting, WE HAVE ONLY 24 HOUR DAYS. Let's get a train building.

[Slaol]

What about your mason chat? Is it still infiltrated with Cultists?

There is a Cult in game for sure.

[Slaol]

As I've already told you, I'm voting for Reagan tonight.

Speaking of voting, WE HAVE ONLY 24 HOUR DAYS. Let's get a train building.

MattZed

Actively going against a strategy that is intended to remove the power of the Cult faction and any Neutrals.

This should be far and away enough to be lynched.

[Firebringer]

Lynching MattZed Day 1.
Classic.

MattZed

It feels like old times.

[MattZed]

MattZed

Actively going against a strategy that is intended to remove the power of the Cult faction and any Neutrals.

This should be far and away enough to be lynched.
Oh, right, because this is the one true optimal plan. If we all unify our votes around one candidate and that candidate is the Illuminati candidate, we are quite probably screwed from not being able to vote against it after we realize our mistake. Oh no, you've possibly defeated one of the neutrals. Well done. I, however, do not consider John B. Anderson the greater of the two threats.

In your first post you talk about how we should lynch today, and it takes you all the way until now, after more than one prod from me, and you finally vote me? You're better than that, Slaol. Try harder.

[Slaol]

MattZed might be an Illuminati or a Far-Leaning trying to act bold and pretend my strategy isn't good to let him play towards his own aims. If he is Illuminati then I think we need to take it as that being his assigned candidate and obviously vote against him.

[Slaol]

Oh, right, because this is the one true optimal plan. If we all unify our votes around one candidate and that candidate is the Illuminati candidate, we are quite probably screwed from not being able to vote against it after we realize our mistake. Oh no, you've possibly defeated one of the neutrals. Well done. I, however, do not consider John B. Anderson the greater of the two threats.

In your first post you talk about how we should lynch today, and it takes you all the way until now, after more than one prod from me, and you finally vote me? You're better than that, Slaol. Try harder.

My plan included balancing votes. While you posted this I posted explaining that you were going to try to pretend like my plan had a glaring error. It does not.

[Firebringer]

Oh, right, because this is the one true optimal plan. If we all unify our votes around one candidate and that candidate is the Illuminati candidate, we are quite probably screwed from not being able to vote against it after we realize our mistake. Oh no, you've possibly defeated one of the neutrals. Well done. I, however, do not consider John B. Anderson the greater of the two threats.

In your first post you talk about how we should lynch today, and it takes you all the way until now, after more than one prod from me, and you finally vote me? You're better than that, Slaol. Try harder.

Yeah, Slaol. Do you even lift bro?

[MattZed]

MattZed might be an Illuminati or a Far-Leaning trying to act bold and pretend my strategy isn't good to let him play towards his own aims. If he is Illuminati then I think we need to take it as that being his assigned candidate and obviously vote against him.
Your strategy is as basic and shit and going into a normal mafia game and saying "we're going to lynch everyone on the list from top to bottom. Anyone who is not okay with this plan is clearly scum protecting their partners." It has a terrible success rate and it gives you nothing to read from. I'm here proclaiming my support for the one true President, Ronald Wilson Reagan, and let that stand for all of you as my voting record for when we need to do some vote analysis and scum hunting. On the other hand, you're trying to start a platform that scum can sheep into and leave us possibly screwed if it's the wrong platform.

This is goddamned America. Vote for yourselves, everyone, and vote wisely.

[Slaol]

I also suggested a strategy to force slips. I won't give that credit but you've let one out.

[Slaol]

This is goddamned America. Vote for yourselves, everyone, and vote wisely.

There aren't Jesters in this game and to not control the mechanics is a clearly poor strategy.

Not only do we have Political Scientists, but making a vote demand of people forces the Illuminati to be vulnerable to Spys as early as tonight. Your play breaks down our investigation and is atrocious.

[MattZed]

There aren't Jesters in this game and to not control the mechanics is a clearly poor strategy.

Not only do we have Political Scientists, but making a vote demand of people forces the Illuminati to be vulnerable to Spys as early as tonight. Your play breaks down our investigation and is atrocious.
Do you actually not see how this is analogous to the situation of determining a lynch order on D1 of a regular game? Baby, I'm aware that you're capable of sucking your own cock, but that doesn't mean you have to do it every day. Your plan is cute, but it's naive.

[Firebringer]

Do you actually not see how this is analogous to the situation of determining a lynch order on D1 of a regular game? Baby, I'm aware that you're capable of sucking your own cock, but that doesn't mean you have to do it every day. Your plan is cute, but it's naive.

IF you could suck your own dick, you wouldn't do it everyday? WHAT?!!?

[Slaol]

Do you actually not see how this is analogous to the situation of determining a lynch order on D1 of a regular game? Baby, I'm aware that you're capable of sucking your own cock, but that doesn't mean you have to do it every day. Your plan is cute, but it's naive.

Mechanics can be manipulated. I am doing that.

Your idea is that the Illuminati is a worse threat than Cult. So your plan is to go with a plan that counteracts neither.

This is poor logic that needs notice.

[MattZed]

IF you could suck your own dick, you wouldn't do it everyday? WHAT?!!?
You know, when I was younger, (say, a few months younger) I used to think that if I could suck my own dick, I would do it, and then do it all the time. Then someone pointed out to me that it's not so much of an experience of getting your dick sucked as it is of sucking a dick.

The fantasy just hasn't been the same for me since that moment.

[MattZed]

Mechanics can be manipulated. I am doing that.

Your idea is that the Illuminati is a worse threat than Cult. So your plan is to go with a plan that counteracts neither.

This is poor logic that needs notice.
Any town who votes for John B. Anderson is a downright fool. My plan does more than enough to put John B. Anderson in 2nd/3rd place.

We ain't needa fight about this, boo. You want today to be Carter day, but my heart has been won over by Reagan. We may not see eye to eye right now, but we both care about this election and we can work together to get things done.

You said yourself that you want to lynch lurkers to encourage activity. I've got a nice train on Hypersniper just ready to build. Join me.

[Slaol]

In the even that someone doesn't clearly present their anus for raping. Which you have.

[MattZed]

In the even that someone doesn't clearly present their anus for raping. Which you have.
Boo, I know you like people who bend over and do whatever you like, but you know I ain't about that and that I make my own mind up about things.

[Firebringer]

MattvsSlaol is pretty entertaining.
Can I fight the winner?

I need to go to sleep. We will get a lynch before day ends. Just go with the flow.

Thats the dandy way to live.

[Slaol]

Boo, I know you like people who bend over and do whatever you like, but you know I ain't about that and that I make my own mind up about things.

And I respect you faith in a life after death.

[Darkcrusader]

I came back on the screen and back on the game, I've got stuff to do so I'll join the train too,
MattZed is a scum I can't deny, let's kill the bugger because no one will cry. Right now there's nothing solid but MattZed is try harding to defend himself from 2 fucking votes like his lyf worths like 4 of ours, quite illuminati like, MattZed I'd say lynch that bugger, #Zekky join me on this and don't fuck this up, our jewlliance must live one, also Cryptonic please say something day one so you won't be replaced, we still have the slim chance of you being french-canadian, that's all.
I've brought nothing to this conversation and I'm not sorry at all, peace and I'm out.

[Darkcrusader]

Lynching MattZed Day 1.
Classic.

MattZed

It feels like old times.

Also wow Fussbringer, you're quick to join trains you like, after no one voted on Hypersniper you immediately voted Mattzed. No, I won't fucking join you, Stealth and Slalom. hipersniper You're acting quite defensive when it comes to ScUMMYPERSNIPER

[MattZed]

Umm... okay then.

Also, *Hypersniper.

[Darkcrusader]

Umm... okay then.

Also, *Hypersniper.

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom lol.

[MattZed]

You can't tell me what to do, you're not my mom lol.
For the record, I don't dispute not being your mother.

[Darkcrusader]

For the record, I don't dispute not being your mother.

I don't dispute you being my mother either?

[Zekrom2802]

I came back on the screen and back on the game, I've got stuff to do so I'll join the train too,
MattZed is a scum I can't deny, let's kill the bugger because no one will cry. Right now there's nothing solid but MattZed is try harding to defend himself from 2 fucking votes like his lyf worths like 4 of ours, quite illuminati like, MattZed I'd say lynch that bugger, #Zekky join me on this and don't fuck this up, our jewlliance must live one, also Cryptonic please say something day one so you won't be replaced, we still have the slim chance of you being french-canadian, that's all.
I've brought nothing to this conversation and I'm not sorry at all, peace and I'm out.

I wont follow you without any reason, darky. But as they said we need to lynch someone today...

[Zekrom2802]

There are 3 votes on MattZed btw. And why are you allegedly still voting for me? (Vote Count List)

[Zekrom2802]

There are 3 votes on MattZed btw. And why are you allegedly still voting for me? (Vote Count List)

nvm, I'm just stupid.

[Darkcrusader]

There are 3 votes on MattZed btw. And why are you allegedly still voting for me? (Vote Count List)

And 3 on Hypernuper dogg, switch on our side dowg and vote for sniper, we need to defeat the british association of illumination scums™. There's a reason they're not voting for dungsnooper, because they know he's evil and Mattzed found him, lurkers are evil, snoop hyperdog is evil, just vote for him hypersniper and this time for real.

[Numbertwo]

[QUOTE=sekov;510955]And 3 on Hypernuper dogg, switch on our side dowg and vote for sniper, we need to defeat the british association of illumination scums™. There's a reason they're not voting for dungsnooper, because they know he's evil and Mattzed found him, lurkers are evil, snoop hyperdog is evil, just vote for him hypersniper

[Numbertwo]

Ops. im on my phone

[Zekrom2802]

And 3 on Hypernuper dogg, switch on our side dowg and vote for sniper, we need to defeat the british association of illumination scums™. There's a reason they're not voting for dungsnooper, because they know he's evil and Mattzed found him, lurkers are evil, snoop hyperdog is evil, just vote for him hypersniper and this time for real.

Well, he is a fucking lurker... I think it's probably the best idea to lynch him, for now.
Hypersniper

[Zekrom2802]

I dont lynch him because he's british btw. , Don't worry SuperJack xD

[Darkcrusader]

I dont lynch him because he's british btw. , Don't worry SuperJack xD

Yeah you do xD. We need to break the birdish alliance first, then we can focus on 'muricans. Don't worry about them now, they're busy invading other countries, oh snap shots fired, well they're used to it anyway. I should stop../.....

[Zekrom2802]

Yeah you do xD. We need to break the birdish alliance first, then we can focus on 'muricans. Don't worry about them now, they're busy invading other countries, oh snap shots fired, well they're used to it anyway. I should stop../.....

But SuperJack said that they want to form an alliance with us, against the 'muricans. (Europeans vs 'MURICA)

[Darkcrusader]

But SuperJack said that they want to form an alliance with us, against the 'muricans. (Europeans vs 'MURICA)

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5. Stealthbomber16 (???) kinda neutral
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (???) kinda neutral
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

I don't know what to say man..if the canadians and the neutrals join the 'muricans we will get fucked sideways...

[Zekrom2802]

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5. Stealthbomber16 (???) kinda neutral
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (???) kinda neutral
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

I don't know what to say man..if the canadians and the neutrals join the 'muricans we will get fucked sideways...

You are such a douchebag, still refusing to reveal your country. But that means that you are on our side, aren't you? I really hope that the canadians don't join the 'muricans.

[Darkcrusader]

You are such a douchebag, still refusing to reveal your country. But that means that you are on our side, aren't you? I really hope that the canadians don't join the 'muricans.

Sure, I'll join La Résistance française, let's just hope Numberthree and RGLV will join us, but I still don't know about Snooper and Jack. Fine, let's get back to MattZed, MattZed, we still don't know on which side he is at the moment, either he's with us or against us.

[Stealthbomber16]

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5. Stealthbomber16 (???) kinda neutral
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (???) kinda neutral
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

I don't know what to say man..if the canadians and the neutrals join the 'muricans we will get fucked sideways...

I'm 'murican.

[Zekrom2802]

Sure, I'll join La Résistance française, let's just hope Numberthree and RGLV will join us, but I still don't know about Snooper and Jack. Fine, let's get back to MattZed, MattZed, we still don't know on which side he is at the moment, either he's with us or against us.

Nah, MattZed is probably just pissed that he is going to be lynched D1 again xD


I'm 'murican.

Damn, one enemy more.

[Darkcrusader]

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5.Stealthbomber16 ('murican)
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (???) kinda neutral
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

Shit, the numbers don't look good now...

[Zekrom2802]

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5.Stealthbomber16 ('murican)
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (???) kinda neutral
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

Shit, the numbers don't look good now...

'MURICANS. 'MURICANS EVERYWHERE.

[Darkcrusader]

'MURICANS. 'MURICANS EVERYWHERE.

Let's see what Mattzed has to say about himself, okay? Numbertwo voted for hyper, which means he might betray our European Union which would be really bad, our numbers could fall behind and the 'muricans could control the votes...Matt is either canadian or 'murican I presume, either way it's a good lynch, unless he claims he's from Quebec which would make him a neutral french/ canadian.

[Stealthbomber16]

I work for the side of justice.

I may make a good lawyer.

[Darkcrusader]

I work for the side of justice.

I may make a good lawyer.

Objection! As a lawyer you sometimes have to overlook your own morality code if your defendant admits to you that he has done the crime but you still have to defend him, no matter the consequences. Your perverted justice is being corrupted!
Also why did you vote MattZed so fast and not hypersniper? You claim that the sheep is real when he almost got a train on him, but you don't claim the others? Fuck man, the british are making an alliance with the muricans.....fuck we need to lynch hypernsiper
hypersniper, fucking hell mate, Hypersnoopy, what would the Queen say about you?
Meh,

[Numbertwo]

Hyper makes the british look pretty bad.

[RLVG]

1. NumberTwo (swedish)
2. Orpz ('murican)
3. RLVG(norwegian)
4. Firebringer('murican)
5.Stealthbomber16 ('murican)
6. Slalom ('murican)
7. Hypersniper (british)
8. yzb25 (???) kinda neutral
9. Mattzed (canadian? possibly?)
10. Sekov (Colombia)
11. Superjack (british)
12. Zekrom2802 (french)
13. Cryptonic (canadian)

Shit, the numbers don't look good now...

Fixed.

[RLVG]

Sooooo L-1.

Hypersniper

[Darkcrusader]

Fixed.

Yeah, I'm a proud 'murican.

[RLVG]

Yeah, I'm a proud 'murican.

Hey, we needed some green color in there somewhere.

[Darkcrusader]

Hey, we needed some green color in there somewhere.

To be fair, my country is so green, like a dark green :D. It has so many mountains, hills and shit yo.

[Stealthbomber16]

Yeah, I'm a proud 'murican.

Traitor

[Darkcrusader]

Traitor

I ern ey gud emurican from Cali, I ern from the polit1k Guns and Dope Party and Donalt Fart ( see wut I did with his name?:_) Dem slang words Supa Hot Jack and huper snoopy bitish) is mah vot1 fer candidut1!!!!!

[Stealthbomber16]

durr

[Darkcrusader]

durr

So for whom are you voting this night mate? EY???

[RLVG]

Soooo for the sake of circlejerking, I'm going to vote John B. Anderson.

[Darkcrusader]

Soooo for the sake of circlejerking, I'm going to vote John B. Anderson.

I will vote for God, but they didn't say which god so I'm going to propose Zeus. Vote 4 Zeus get a free abuse!!!!

[Slaol]

Guys. I fucking hate you all.

[RLVG]

I will vote for God, but they didn't say which god so I'm going to propose Zeus. Vote 4 Zeus get a free abuse!!!!

VOTE FOR VALHALLA, VOTE ON THOR

[Darkcrusader]

VOTE FOR VALHALLA, VOTE ON THOR

Thor? More like.....bor......ing god, oh snap shots filebooger discredited. Zeus 4 lyf!!!

[Stealthbomber16]

So for whom are you voting this night mate? EY???

slaol

[Darkcrusader]

LOOL I just realised something, mormons belive that they can become gods and shit. I am a mormon, I became a god so vote for me this night, I can promise that you will all get bitches of both genders, free money, free shit coming from my pooop holes ( yeah I've got more than one), umm you can carry gunz and bazookas, guns are free, crime is free and not punishable, healthcare is free, we will go to war with Canada because why not? Also we will invade not only one country but all countries that oppose us, I will remake everyone in my image but instead of faces they all have butts and umm shit tastes like icecream and you can get free handjobs from anyone regardless if you want them or not, you can listen to music at any time, freedom of speech, freedom of fuking trees, freedom of being able 2 fly 2 space with no experience. Also I will create other alien worlds just 4 america 2 invade so umm vote for me, A vote for sekov is a vote for God which is a vote for MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks and don't forget, Sekov bless america!

[Zekrom2802]

LOOL I just realised something, mormons belive that they can become gods and shit. I am a mormon, I became a god so vote for me this night, I can promise that you will all get bitches of both genders, free money, free shit coming from my pooop holes ( yeah I've got more than one), umm you can carry gunz and bazookas, guns are free, crime is free and not punishable, healthcare is free, we will go to war with Canada because why not? Also we will invade not only one country but all countries that oppose us, I will remake everyone in my image but instead of faces they all have butts and umm shit tastes like icecream and you can get free handjobs from anyone regardless if you want them or not, you can listen to music at any time, freedom of speech, freedom of fuking trees, freedom of being able 2 fly 2 space with no experience. Also I will create other alien worlds just 4 america 2 invade so umm vote for me, A vote for sekov is a vote for God which is a vote for MURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Thanks and don't forget, Sekov bless america!

Convinced.

[RLVG]

Better idea.

Vote for me for president. I promise Globalism, removal of borders, free internet - water and electricity, everyone are equal and better allowance.

[Zekrom2802]

Better idea.

Vote for me for president. I promise Globalism, removal of borders, free internet - water and electricity, everyone are equal and better allowance.

Nah, fuck you. It was always my dream to fly to space.

[Darkcrusader]

Convinced.

Congratulations, you've been promoted to Commander Chief General Second God in Command of Total Fucking Power Sergent Admiral Pirate Captain Lord. Also France is now a continent.

[Darkcrusader]

Nah, fuck you. It was always my dream to fly to space.

Also you can become Cthulhu.

[RLVG]

Nah, fuck you. It was always my dream to fly to space.

Everyone are equal, so if one wishes to go to space, then all gets to go to space.

[Darkcrusader]

Everyone are equal, so if one wishes to go to space, then all gets to go to space.

You're banned from my space fantasy Rlglvlgley

[RLVG]

You're banned from my space fantasy Rlglvlgley

DBZ excluded.

[Darkcrusader]

DBZ excluded.

You monster freezer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

[Zekrom2802]

Everyone are equal, so if one wishes to go to space, then all gets to go to space.

I dont fucking want to GO to space. I want to FLY to space, without any devices and experience.

[Zekrom2802]

or experience*

[Darkcrusader]

You can also have your own Michael Caine Batman Alfred Clone specially designed butler to do whatever you like, remember, a vote for Sekov is a vote for you. You are god, I am god, everyone is god, Sekov Bless 'murica and every other country out there!!!!

[Zekrom2802]

Also you can become Cthulhu.

Okay guys, I'M CTHULHU NOW!

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

[RLVG]

You can also have your own Michael Caine Batman Alfred Clone specially designed butler to do whatever you like, remember, a vote for Sekov is a vote for you. You are god, I am god, everyone is god, Sekov Bless 'murica and every other country out there!!!!

If everyone are explicitly gods, then I want to be the godess over the gods for total control.

... Wait.

[Darkcrusader]

If everyone are explicitly gods, then I want to be the godess over the gods for total control.

... Wait.

You can do whatever you want, just vote for me, DO IT and all your dreams will come true, your personal RLValhalla will come to lyf!!!!!!!!

[Darkcrusader]

Okay guys, I'M CTHULHU NOW!

Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

Cthulhu fhtagn brotha, Cthulhu fhtagn!

[Zekrom2802]

If everyone are explicitly gods, then I want to be the godess over the gods for total control.

... Wait.

I also want to be the god of the goddesses of the gods.

[Zekrom2802]

Cthulhu fhtagn brotha, Cthulhu fhtagn!

Indeed.

[Zekrom2802]

R.I.P. Cryptonic btw... 3 hours left :/

[RLVG]

I also want to be the god of the goddesses of the gods.

Then I want to be the hero king of the queens of the kings of the pawns of the kings of the gods of the godesses of the gods of the omnicidal villians of the heroes.

... Too much meta.

[RLVG]

May as well just opt to be an universe.

[Slaol]

R.I.P. Cryptonic btw... 3 hours left :/

MattZed is clearly scummy, but you've all decided to go full retard instead of being productive.

Fuck it. I'd rather lynch.

Hypersniper

[The Godfather]

Hypersniper has been lynched! Stand by for the host's review and day-end post!


Hypersniper ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/member.php/10021') (7 [L-0]): RLVG ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510983'), sekov ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510976'), Zekrom2802 ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510958'), MattZed ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510857'), Orpz ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510880'), Slaol ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=511034'), Numbertwo ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510956')
MattZed ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/member.php/10188') (2 [L-5]): Firebringer ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510924'), Stealthbomber16 ('http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php?p=510856')

[deathworlds]

Night 1

November 4th, 1980, Washington D.C, 8:00 PM

"In a wild spur of events an angry mob has formed and overtook Hypersniper!"

"That is very interesting what could they have been angry about? They have not even voted yet."

"Well I suppose it may have been something personal."

"Well It probably was not the smartest thing, he WAS going to be replaced at the end of the day for not participating in the events."

Hypersniper was lynched he was a...

"Wait a minute, what is that in his hand?"

"It's a journal, what's that on the front?"

"It says something about the Illuminati, someone is opening it up!"


back in july i thought i knew that the illuminati was there back in westerfield. i recanted my theorys about the subject, and moved on with my life.

but now, there are signs everywhere of the illuminati, they must have something to do with the presidental elections they simply must.

ive discussed my theorys with the rest of the voters present, but only 1 voter seemed to care. he will be solely responsable for uncovering the truth.

now i must stop writing, before they noti...



Hypersniper was lynched he was a Conspiracy Theorist

Players:
1. NumberTwo
2. Orpz
3. RLVG
4. Firebringer
5. White (Stealthbomber16)
6. Slaol
7. Hypersniper
8. yzb25
9. Mattzed
10. Sekov
11. Superjack
12. Zekrom2802
13. Cryptonic

Rolelist:

Illuminati Member
Illuminati Member
Illuminati Member
Ballot Worker
Ballot Worker
Ballot Worker
Paranoid Voter
Voter
Voter
Voter
Conspiracy Theorist
Fanatic
Political Radical

Graveyard:
Hypersniper the Conspiracy Theorist was lynched Day 1.

Night End Time (https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=September+7th+5%3A00+PM+PDT)

[deathworlds]

No one died last night.

Will do rest in a bit.

Day End Time (https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=September+8th+5%3A00+PM+PDT)

[Stealthbomber16]

WHOAAAAAA

I GOT FEEDBACK

[Stealthbomber16]

No one died last night.

Will do rest in a bit.

Day End Time (https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=September+8th+5%3A00+PM+PDT)

At least you're claiming to do the rest of this post later.

[Orpz]

I know who scum is

[Stealthbomber16]

I know who scum is

awesome

mind telling us

[Orpz]

NumberTwo

[Firebringer]

NumberTwo

Sheep mode, engaged.
NumberTwo

Who all voted and who for?
Lets get this all out in the open.
I voted for my nigga Barry, I mean Jimmy Carter.

[MattZed]

I haven't gotten any feedback.

Assuming mine isn't just late, I voted for Reagan without anyone convincing me otherwise.

Also, while I'm being possibly unnecessarily contrarian, I do not trust Orpz and his gambit. His D1 play reminds me of his scumplay from RLVG's S-FM.

Orpz

I am completely content to eat these words if a more substantive post comes up.

[Cryptonic]

Alright.

I would like to hear #2's roleclaim and targets, if any. If it's believable, we get Orpz's roleclaim and feedback. Then we lynch between the two. If it's not believable, we can choose to trust Orpz.
Numbertwo

[Stealthbomber16]

By the way, I ended up voting for that John B Anderson guy

You're missing a Jimmy Carter vote

[Stealthbomber16]

By the way, I ended up voting for that John B Anderson guy

You're missing a Jimmy Carter vote

thats my feedback

[Stealthbomber16]

His D1 play is nothing like any scum games I've seen him like...

MattZed

[MattZed]

thats my feedback
I dunno, if I were John B. Anderson, I might convert the same person I convince to vote for me. No one would expect it.

Except MattZed.

[MattZed]

His D1 play is nothing like any scum games I've seen him like...

MattZed
Why are you defending Orpz when he's at L-6?

Did winning Biomed Industries take a lot out of you?

[Orpz]

My play is nothing like any game because this time I have a final tomorrow 8)

Deathworlds had to PM me to ask if I was gonna cast a vote like an hour before day started.

[Stealthbomber16]

My play is nothing like any game because this time I have a final tomorrow 8)

Deathworlds had to PM me to ask if I was gonna cast a vote like an hour before day started.

He literally sent me a message less than 5 minutes ago asking if I was gonna vote
then I got my feedback and day started

[Cryptonic]

My play is nothing like any game because this time I have a final tomorrow 8)

Deathworlds had to PM me to ask if I was gonna cast a vote like an hour before day started.


Sorry for not voting, deathworlds. I thought It should be obvious who I am voting, as I am illuminati so I will only vote illuminati president.

My interpretation^

[Cryptonic]

interpretation of what his response to deathworhs might've looked like.

[Firebringer]

Why are you defending Orpz when he's at L-6?

Did winning Biomed Industries take a lot out of you?

It took a lot out of me man, I will never be the same Sheriff Jailor again.

Especially since I am on a winning streak.

I don't know how I will recover. I guess I must continue on winning.
What a tragic destiny I have.

[deathworlds]

If everyone could make sure to PM their votes and actions sooner than before, that would be great.

It was... difficult, logistically.

[Cryptonic]

He literally sent me a message less than 5 minutes ago asking if I was gonna vote
then I got my feedback and day started

Another ILluminati found

[Firebringer]

Another ILluminati found

Your scum hunting needs work.
He asked me for my action like half hour ago too dude.

[Stealthbomber16]

Another ILluminati found

you try too hard

[MattZed]

deathworlds asked me who I was voting for about 20 minutes before day started.

I had sent him two messages in the night. Apparently he missed that I put my vote in the first one.

[Orpz]

My interpretation^

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I actually ended up saying "aw shiet my bad, no vote"

[Firebringer]

you try too hard

He fails hard.

[Orpz]

ITT: He's Squidward, He's Squidward, You're Squidward, I'M Squidward

[Cryptonic]

Why are you defending Orpz when he's at L-6?

Did winning Biomed Industries take a lot out of you?

I agree with this question..
Stealth + Orpz are team

[Firebringer]

I agree with this question..
Stealth + Orpz are team


OMG, you are like the SFM equivalent of a leeroy jenkins.

[MattZed]

I find your lack of faith disturbing

I actually ended up saying "aw shiet my bad, no vote"
It's people like you that are ruining our democracy.

Do you have any idea how many brave patriots have died so that you can vote?

[Stealthbomber16]

I'm not on the same team as orpz

Jeez, I know the members of my team man...

[Firebringer]

I'm not on the same team as orpz

Jeez, I know the members of my team man...

YEAH!
Its me and Stealth, Cryptonic.
JESUS L2P!

[Cryptonic]

I just find Orpz's apathy towards the entire democratic system highly disgusting. Most Americans will act like Mattzed. He obviously thought into his vote and submitted it early.

[MattZed]

I'm not on the same team as orpz

Jeez, I know the members of my team man...
I actually find this comment really scummy. This isn't the type of joke a true American would make.

Stealtbomber16

Join me, my fellow Americans.

[Orpz]

Guys lynch Numbertwo

[Firebringer]

I just find Orpz's apathy towards the entire democratic system highly disgusting. Most Americans will act like Mattzed. He obviously thought into his vote and submitted it early.

We should vote you because you are Canadian. You guys don't believe in the proper democracy that we have.
I bet you voted for No One, you damn Commie.

[MattZed]

Wow, first time this has happened to me in an S-FM.

Stealthbomber16

Anywho, 24 hour days, which means if we don't start trains fast, we don't lynch. We don't lynch, we lose.

So...

[Cryptonic]

I'm not on the same team as orpz

Jeez, I know the members of my team man...

stealthbomber16 what does the nonchalant comment accomplish, on a psychological level lol

[Orpz]

I just find Orpz's apathy towards the entire democratic system highly disgusting. Most Americans will act like Mattzed. He obviously thought into his vote and submitted it early.

People are taking Donald Trump seriously. I have no faith in the democratic system

[MattZed]

stealthbomber16 what does the nonchalant comment accomplish, on a psychological level lol
Now this is a true American, eh?

[Orpz]

stealthbomber16 what does the nonchalant comment accomplish, on a psychological level lol

level 1 wifom
Stealthbomber16

[MattZed]

The speed of our democratic process never ceases to amaze me.

Let's get those votes up on Stealth.

[Firebringer]

Can I suicide at night?

I am losing faith in the people of this nation.

[Orpz]

Can I suicide at night?

I am losing faith in the people of this nation.

Not allowed. I've already tried.

[Firebringer]

After you lynch Stealth, please lynch me.
I can't be part of a society of ignorant citizens who don't know shit about politics but pretend they do.

You people make me sick!

[MattZed]

Can I suicide at night?

I am losing faith in the people of this nation.
Name me one attempted suicider who wasn't scum. Just one.

Get on the train. You seemed to get on the first one so easily.

Now, I know, as the person who committed the Great Magikarp Scumslip of 2015, that these things happen, but c'mon, Stealth is clearly scum.

[deathworlds]

Suicide is not allowed, please read the mechanics.

[Orpz]

Serious vote before I leave to capitalize on Jamba Juice's last day of BOGO

Numbertwo

[Firebringer]

Name me one attempted suicider who wasn't scum. Just one.

Get on the train. You seemed to get on the first one so easily.

Now, I know, as the person who committed the Great Magikarp Scumslip of 2015, that these things happen, but c'mon, Stealth is clearly scum.

Name one? Me.

No.

I like how you remember the horrible "scum slip" and you getting lynched, yet you fail to see comparisons here. It amazes me.

[Stealthbomber16]

Can I suicide at night?

I am losing faith in the people of this nation.

I kind of want to be replaced if this is whats happening.

I vote someone for clearly defending a teammate and then suddenly the person who I defended votes me.

What... this is literally stupid.

Should I just claim or you gonna hop off of this troll train

[Stealthbomber16]

Serious vote before I leave to capitalize on Jamba Juice's last day of BOGO

Numbertwo

This helps me sleep a little bit.

[MattZed]

This recent attitude of publicly asking to suicide/be replaced in games is disgusting and you all know it.

If you want out so bad, PM the host. Otherwise, don't interrupt my stream of shitposts.

[Firebringer]

So first off, I cant trust Matt or Cryptonic to lead this town, they are insane/paranoid.

Can't trust Stealth cause no one will follow him. We have yet to know what Orpz is hiding so he is out.

That leaves us back to Slaol, where are you Slaol? You are my only hope Slaol-kenobi.

[MattZed]

So first off, I cant trust Matt or Cryptonic to lead this town, they are insane/paranoid.

Can't trust Stealth cause no one will follow him. We have yet to know what Orpz is hiding so he is out.

That leaves us back to Slaol, where are you Slaol? You are my only hope Slaol-kenobi.
I liked you more as the Sheriff Jailor.

[Stealthbomber16]

I liked you more as the Sheriff Jailor.

+1

[Cryptonic]

So first off, I cant trust Matt or Cryptonic to lead this town, they are insane/paranoid.

Can't trust Stealth cause no one will follow him. We have yet to know what Orpz is hiding so he is out.

That leaves us back to Slaol, where are you Slaol? You are my only hope Slaol-kenobi.


Nah I'm just saying we might as well question someone who is here, rather than waste 75% of the day waiting for a player, and then rush a lynch.
Best that we work on it as much as possible.

Why don't you try to lead anymore lol

[Cryptonic]

I kind of want to be replaced if this is whats happening.

I vote someone for clearly defending a teammate and then suddenly the person who I defended votes me.

What... this is literally stupid.

Should I just claim or you gonna hop off of this troll train

Claim would be nice, as long as you have a reason to hide it.

[Cryptonic]

as long as you don't have a reason***

[MattZed]

Claim would be nice, as long as you have a reason to hide it.
Who tries to get claims out this early in D2?

[Firebringer]

Nah I'm just saying we might as well question someone who is here, rather than waste 75% of the day waiting for a player, and then rush a lynch.
Best that we work on it as much as possible.

Why don't you try to lead anymore lol

As a insanely powerful Town power, I don't want to get targeted to be night killed.
That would be unfortunate.

I have retired from town leader for a short period, in a future SFM I will return to the position.
This is not that game.

[Cryptonic]

If we have a Ballot Counter, they should claim their results. I think it might give us an idea on who we should vote.
Better earliest as possible.

[MattZed]

As a insanely powerful Town power, I don't want to get targeted to be night killed.
That would be unfortunate.

I have retired from town leader for a short period, in a future SFM I will return to the position.
This is not that game.
Well, I suppose this is what being the Sheriff Jailor deputy is for...

Seriously though, 24 hour days are FAST. Join the Stealth train, Fire.

[Stealthbomber16]

If we have a Ballot Counter, they should claim their results. I think it might give us an idea on who we should vote.
Better earliest as possible.

I don't know about you, but I followed Slaols plan because I saw nothing wrong with it.