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July 30th, 2014, 01:29 AM
Just in case anyone is interested.

Harry Kim: We were warned about the Ferengi at the Academy.
Quark: Warned about Ferengi, were you?
Harry Kim: That's right.
Quark: Slurs about my people at Starfleet Academy!
Harry Kim: What I meant was, I...
Quark: Here I am trying to be a cordial host, knowing how much a young officer's parents would appreciate a token of his love on the eve of a dangerous mission, and what do I get for my trouble? Scurrilous insults!
Harry Kim: You know, I think a memento for my parents would be a great idea.
Quark: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Harry Kim: Really. One of these would, would make a great pendant for my mother.
Quark: Or cuff links for your father.
Harry Kim: Cuff links, great idea!
Quark: They're not for sale! Now, inform your commanding officer that the Federation Council can expect an official query...
Harry Kim: How much for the entire tray?
Quark: Cash or credit?

Tom Paris: [after "saving" Kim from Quark] Didn't they warn you about Ferengi at the Academy?