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Forum Mafia GM
July 18th, 2014, 03:00 PM
Captains Log stardate 75331.18

The war with the dominion is coming to an end. The combined might of the Federation, Klingon and the Romulans have dealt a crushing blow to the Jem'Hadar and the Founders are now nearly extinct. With this victory, now comes complications for our unlikely alliance. We are now headed to the Serius system where we have been summoned by Admiral Jex to deal with a new problem: the territory borders dispute of the Federation, Klingon Empire and Romulan Empire. This is of special interest for the Enterprise since we have on board crew members from all 3 Empires. I fear that if this conflict is not resolved soon, problems could arise that could pitch us against each other.



Welcome to FM 22!
You will find that you can create threads in your living quarters, this is for you. Only you and the hosts can see the contents of those forums. You may talk with us (the hosts) there, ask questions (FAQ), post thoughts, post notes and review your character sheet that will have your stats..... that is once I finish editing the initial sheets...... I know, I'm late, I'm working on it as fast as I can.

Since the conflict hasn't started yet - you are all crew members of the Enterprise, your alignments will change tomorrow (real time) when an "event" will happen. You will also get your class abilities (roles) at the same time tomorrow. In the meantime, take tonight (real time) to set up your account with avatars, password changes and so forth. Oh and feel free to introduce yourself here, Day 1 is officially open.

If you find anything wrong or issues, please inform us ASAP - and we'll do our best to take care of it.

Rules (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/27828-Rules)
Races/Abilities/Special Mechanics (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/27827-Races-Abilities-Special-roles)
Game Mechanics (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/27826-Game-Mechanics)


Day 1 event RP (http://www.sc2mafia.com/forum/showthread.php/28025-Day-1?p=455552&viewfull=1#post455552)


Living Players:

Badassasaurus Rex
Barack Brobama
Barbra Streisand
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Bobba Fett
Bosco
Braum
Bryan Lewellen
Captain Hindsight
CatGal6000
Clement
Commander Feralis
Commander Spock
I dont care
Jolly Man
Kytra
Red is mafia
Sebastian
The Great and Mighty PoD
Tim Howard
Town of Salem
Vonax
Vrih Riuurren
Zapp Brannigan

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 03:02 PM
Hello Everyone! Lets rejoice in this day while we are all allies!

FM Commander Spock
July 18th, 2014, 03:15 PM
Hello Everyone! Lets rejoice in this day while we are all allies!

Impossible, I could never be allied with so manly as you.

FM Town of Salem
July 18th, 2014, 03:17 PM
AFK

FM Barbra Streisand
July 18th, 2014, 03:50 PM
nobody mention me pls

im not here

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:06 PM
Party time?

FM Tim Howard
July 18th, 2014, 04:10 PM
Hello. The greatest hero of all time has arrived.

FM Captain Hindsight
July 18th, 2014, 04:11 PM
Hello!

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:14 PM
Okay people! If you haven't figured out who I am, then you are a lousy player.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 18th, 2014, 04:16 PM
Well, good morning, all.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:16 PM
Okay people! If you haven't figured out who I am, then you are a lousy player.

I pressed reply too early *facepalm*

But please remember Rule #12. You cannot divulge any information about anyone else. Therefore you cannot refer me to PoD. Only I The Great and Mighty PoD can refer to myself as PoD. Is that clear?

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 04:17 PM
Okay people! If you haven't figured out who I am, then you are a lousy player.

That long name to type... But I accept your request to party!

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:19 PM
That long name to type... But I accept your request to party!

Awesome! I have a feeling we will get along just fine (:

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 04:19 PM
I pressed reply too early *facepalm*

But please remember Rule #12. You cannot divulge any information about anyone else. Therefore you cannot refer me to PoD. Only I The Great and Mighty PoD can refer to myself as PoD. Is that clear?

Well to be fair no one will want to type that all out so to shorten it we can call u GMP or PoD. Which one do you think people will understand better? There is nothing saying that we are referring to CoM. Just the name you chose.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:21 PM
Well to be fair no one will want to type that all out so to shorten it we can call u GMP or PoD. Which one do you think people will understand better? There is nothing saying that we are referring to CoM. Just the name you chose.

GMP will be just fine.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 18th, 2014, 04:23 PM
I think I'm on the wrong ship...

FM Tim Howard
July 18th, 2014, 04:26 PM
[vote]FM The Great and Mighty PoD[/unvote]

Trying to appear friendly. Either scum role or power role.

FM Tim Howard
July 18th, 2014, 04:26 PM
FM The Great and Mighty PoD

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 04:27 PM
I think I'm on the wrong ship...

It's all ok. Just enjoy some of our warm milk! The best in the galaxy!

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:44 PM
FM The Great and Mighty PoD

Even Tim Howard cannot save this vote from voting him.

FM Tim Howard

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 04:55 PM
It's sad that Tim Howard clearly did not read the set up.

FM Tim Howard
July 18th, 2014, 05:46 PM
Even Tim Howard cannot save this vote from voting him.

FM Tim Howard

Good meme.

FM Sebastian
July 18th, 2014, 07:19 PM
This is a queer place. Why do the windows not open?

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 18th, 2014, 07:58 PM
We need to add more coolant to the warp drive. Then we can overclock it and get to our destination faster.

FM Barack Brobama
July 18th, 2014, 08:19 PM
Sup you bitches.

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 08:54 PM
Slow start to the day. I hope it picks up later!

FM Kytra
July 18th, 2014, 09:13 PM
Hi.
Um...yeah.
Hi

FM Barbra Streisand
July 18th, 2014, 09:53 PM
Sup you bitches.

wot

i swear on me house ill 1v1 u

bash ye fookin ead in

FM Barbra Streisand
July 18th, 2014, 09:54 PM
Hi.
Um...yeah.
Hi

wot is a kytra y u got no face

FM Braum
July 18th, 2014, 10:02 PM
Hi.
Um...yeah.
Hi

Don't be shy! Braum is here!

FM Zapp Brannigan
July 18th, 2014, 10:14 PM
Greetings, soldiers. Since we're all allies today, let's talk about our enemies. We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks.

FM Kytra
July 18th, 2014, 10:47 PM
Oh...Hello B..Braum..

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 18th, 2014, 10:48 PM
Greetings.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 10:53 PM
Link to setup please.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 10:55 PM
Also, I never got my rolecard.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 10:57 PM
Anyways, with that said, I can now start my RP.

MY NAME IS TORGUE AND I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YOU AND ONE QUESTION ONLY

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 10:57 PM
http://www.quirkyscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Explosion-Image-by-US-Department-of-Defense.jpg
EXPLOSIONS?

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 18th, 2014, 10:58 PM
Also, I never got my rolecard.

Rolecard? What do you speak of? Is that something this Federation of yours is big into?

If anyone knows how to contact the TSN, I'd be most grateful.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 11:00 PM
Rolecard? What do you speak of? Is that something this Federation of yours is big into?

If anyone knows how to contact the TSN, I'd be most grateful.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35982544.jpg

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 18th, 2014, 11:03 PM
Also, I never got my rolecard.

Same. But I think they are still being passed out. ^^

FM CatGal6000
July 18th, 2014, 11:05 PM
Hai team!

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 18th, 2014, 11:06 PM
http://www.quirkyscience.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Explosion-Image-by-US-Department-of-Defense.jpg
EXPLOSIONS?

This escalated quickly...

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 11:19 PM
I lost a hitpoint because of illiterate? What is this...

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 18th, 2014, 11:24 PM
Can you add the player list to OP for our convenience?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 11:25 PM
HEY WHO WANTS TO HEAR A SICK GUITAR RIFF?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEWMEEDLYMOWMOWMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FM Town of Salem
July 18th, 2014, 11:26 PM
I lost a hitpoint because of illiterate? What is this...

Its for people who didn't read the setup.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 18th, 2014, 11:26 PM
HAHAHA SUCKER

I NEVER READ

FUCK BOOKS

FM Barbra Streisand
July 18th, 2014, 11:30 PM
I lost a hitpoint because of illiterate? What is this...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

FM Clement
July 18th, 2014, 11:38 PM
Yo, everyone! How do you do?

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 12:17 AM
Ah, I was too lazy to answer dogs or cat or fucking red.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 12:18 AM
Yo, everyone! How do you do?

My best friend from 1st to 6th grade name is clement ^^

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 12:26 AM
AND MINE WAS NAMED SEAN

MORAL OF STORY? EXPLOSIONS
http://www.catskillcitizens.org/images/bakken_oil_explosion.jpg

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 12:27 AM
AND MINE WAS NAMED SEAN

MORAL OF STORY? EXPLOSIONS
http://www.catskillcitizens.org/images/bakken_oil_explosion.jpg

What was your favorite explosion you ever witnessed?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 12:30 AM
What was your favorite explosion you ever witnessed?

YEAH I GET THIS QUESTION A LOT FROM MY SPONSORS. MOTHERF*CKING EASY TO ANSWER
ANSWER: YES

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 12:38 AM
YEAH I GET THIS QUESTION A LOT FROM MY SPONSORS. MOTHERF*CKING EASY TO ANSWER
ANSWER: YES

Cant argue with you there :)

FM Braum
July 19th, 2014, 12:57 AM
Yo, everyone! How do you do?

Doing Great! Want a warm glass of goat milk?

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 04:52 AM
Also, I never got my rolecard.

That's because you blew it up.





Since the conflict hasn't started yet - you are all crew members of the Enterprise, your alignments will change tomorrow (real time) when an "event" will happen. You will also get your class abilities (roles) at the same time tomorrow. In the meantime, take tonight (real time) to set up your account with avatars, password changes and so forth. Oh and feel free to introduce yourself here, Day 1 is officially open.

There is no setup of differing roles as of yet, but I did add the three game information posts in the OP for convenience.

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 07:12 AM
My my.

This is not the Deutschland. Why is everyone so rambunctious and disorderly? Is this not the military? An officer should regain control of his troops.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:31 AM
Ah, I was too lazy to answer dogs or cat or fucking red.

You still didn't read the setup fully if that's all you found.

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 08:49 AM
You still didn't read the setup fully if that's all you found.

If this is the future then this is no improvement

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 19th, 2014, 09:29 AM
It really seems this Federation is a collection of oddballs. One wonders how they ever one this war.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 19th, 2014, 09:30 AM
Won, my apologies.

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 10:05 AM
/slap braum

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 10:06 AM
You still didn't read the setup fully if that's all you found.

Nah I know theres more. Was too lazy to type it all in the previous post.

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 10:09 AM
Listen here you maggots:

I will post whenever I want, what I want and as condescending as I want. IS THAT CLEAR?!

FM Braum
July 19th, 2014, 10:21 AM
/slap braum

But why? What did Braum ever do to you!

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 10:22 AM
I lost a hitpoint because of illiterate? What is this...

So did I...

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 10:25 AM
So did I...

I suspect that you are lying to the assembly here.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 10:30 AM
One wonders how they ever one this war.
One this war? Really?

FM Zapp Brannigan
July 19th, 2014, 10:31 AM
Night has passed, but there is still no "event" in sight. As captain of this ship, I say we spice things up and travel in a different direction. We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that black-ish, hole-ish thing.

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 10:35 AM
Night has passed, but there is still no "event" in sight. As captain of this ship, I say we spice things up and travel in a different direction. We'll just set a new course for that empty region over there, near that black-ish, hole-ish thing.

Clearly you are thinking with your head. Tell me, where can I find paper and pen here?

FM Zapp Brannigan
July 19th, 2014, 10:39 AM
Clearly you are thinking with your head. Tell me, where can I find paper and pen here?

Kif, find this man some pen and paper.

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:39 AM
Listen here you maggots:

I will post whenever I want, what I want and as condescending as I want. IS THAT CLEAR?!

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:41 AM
Whoops, sorry about that. This here is my parror; he has a nasty tendency of repeating the same phrases that were said earlier. Don't pay any serious attention to this critter.

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 10:47 AM
Whoops, sorry about that. This here is my parror; he has a nasty tendency of repeating the same phrases that were said earlier. Don't pay any serious attention to this critter.

Listen here private, I don't care how you are going to do it but you are going to stop this parrot's behaviour or else I WILL take care of it and make myself some fried chicken. UNDERSTOOD?!

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:51 AM
I WILL take care of it and make myself some fried chicken. UNDERSTOOD!

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 10:53 AM
This is a motley group of people. I dare not say crew as that would need discipline and teamwork. This is a gagglefuck.

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:57 AM
This is a gagglefuck!

I agree with Sebastian on this. Day 1 is without doubt a troll day. No role cards have been given out so... just get yourself to know each other. I'm starting to get bored from this as well.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 10:58 AM
Listen here you maggots:

I will post whenever I want, what I want and as condescending as I want. IS THAT CLEAR?!

YOU REMIND ME OF MY FRIEND HARTMAN. HE GOT FUCKING SHOTGUNNED IN A BATHROOM.

WHAT A BADASS

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 11:11 AM
YOU REMIND ME OF MY FRIEND HARTMAN. HE GOT FUCKING SHOTGUNNED IN A BATHROOM.

WHAT A BADASS

Colonel, I can only assume what a great man your friend was. Salute! o7

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 11:55 AM
Dibs on being the ships counselor! Tell me your secrets!

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 19th, 2014, 11:59 AM
Sebastian, I agree with you. Perhaps we should seek an alternate locale.

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 12:03 PM
I just received my role card! It says I am Commander Spock! If the captain dies and I remain alive. I take his placing as acting Captain of the enterprise!

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 12:05 PM
I just received my role card! It says I am Commander Spock! If the captain dies and I remain alive. I take his placing as acting Captain of the enterprise!

Lies. Your first name is Commander, but that is not your rank! If the deck scrubber dies you may be able to take his place if you are lucky!

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 02:01 PM
I think this setup will be broken by a role claim, why isn't everyone else claiming?

FM Braum
July 19th, 2014, 02:03 PM
I think this setup will be broken by a role claim, why isn't everyone else claiming?

I claim Braum, The manliest in the galaxy!

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 19th, 2014, 02:07 PM
Role claim? You don't know each other's roles on the starship?!

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 02:09 PM
Role claim? You don't know each other's roles on the starship?!

The latest nebula exploration rendered the entire crews memories damaged did it not?

FM Bobba Fett
July 19th, 2014, 02:09 PM
*looks around*

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 02:43 PM
*looks around*

PRIVATE FETT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, STANDING AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT? 10 LAPS AROUND THE BUILDING!

FM Kytra
July 19th, 2014, 02:47 PM
I..don't think I like today..

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 02:47 PM
I claim Braum, The manliest in the galaxy!

IF YOU CLAIM TO BE A BADASS THEN YOU GOTTA EARN YOUR RANK IN MY TOURNAMENT AT THE BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 03:00 PM
Captains Log stardate 75333.7

We've just received a message from Admiral Jex about the decision handed out at the highest level of the Alliance. Our leaders have decided to return the borders to their original locations before war broke out with the Dominion. Romulans will give back territory they re-claimed from the Dominion to the Federation and Klingons. Klingons will regain their lost colonies near Cardassian space and the Federation will retreat from Romulan space.

With this in mind, we are now headed to Starbase 74 to transfer crew members not part of the Federation from the Enterprise. A Romulan Warbird and a Klingon Cruiser will be meeting us there for the exchange.

Although some are happy to return to their peoples, others have rebelled against this decision and have formed a new Rebellion. They are calling themselves the Alpha Quadrant United Alliance. Rumor has it that they have even seized ships and are growing in numbers. I know some of my crew members will sympathize with this group with all that we have accomplished as a united group, going back to the old ways seems like reversing progress towards universal peace. But alas, it is my duty to inform my crew of our orders. I just hope we'll be able to make this transfer peacefully.



Alignments and roles are being handed out now, please be patient as I do have many character sheets to edit with the new information. Also, your first set of Charge Generation will kick into effect once I finish editing your page, as of then, you can start using your charges.. instructions on how to do so will be in your Character sheet with the abilities you have.

Instructions for upcoming evening/night: As you are all perfectly aware, you get to choose where you will spend the evening and night. During those phases, you will be able to talk to anyone in the room with you (except if you remain in your living quarters). Keep in mind that certain actions can be seen by others in the room - I'll make sure to specify all this information in the character sheets. Some actions require you to be in the same area and some let you perform from far, I'll explain each ability in detail in your character sheet if you have that role.

Before the evening comes, I need all of you to pick where you are going to be and when. So pick a location and either evening or night. PM me this info with the title being "Location d1"
Failure to PM me will result in you being in your quarters for both phases - which is not wrong to do so if you wish.

The Ferengi Merchant will be open for business shortly after I give out all the roles. He will have alcohol for sale during the day and other items at night. Each alcohol has different effects on different races, they are not random - but they are only known to the hosts until someone tries them. Alcohol is consumed when you buy it (end of day).

As stated in the Setup, lynching is possible, if anyone has 12 votes on him at the end of the day - he will be executed.



Living Players:

Badassasaurus Rex
Barack Brobama
Barbra Streisand
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Bobba Fett
Bosco
Braum
Bryan Lewellen
Captain Hindsight
CatGal6000
Clement
Commander Feralis
Commander Spock
I dont care
Jolly Man
Kytra
Red is mafia
Sebastian
The Great and Mighty PoD
Tim Howard
Town of Salem
Vonax
Vrih Riuurren
Zapp Brannigan

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 03:12 PM
I COUNT 24 PLAYERS. WHAT THE F*CK DID I ACCIDENTALLY SIGN UP FOR AN M-FM?

LYNCH NUMBER SHOULD BE MOTHERFUCKING 13

CATGAL6000

THIS NAME IS A TRAVESTY

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 03:14 PM
Captains Log stardate 75333.7

We've just received a message from Admiral Jex about the decision handed out at the highest level of the Alliance. Our leaders have decided to return the borders to their original locations before war broke out with the Dominion. Romulans will give back territory they re-claimed from the Dominion to the Federation and Klingons. Klingons will regain their lost colonies near Cardassian space and the Federation will retreat from Romulan space.

With this in mind, we are now headed to Starbase 74 to transfer crew members not part of the Federation from the Enterprise. A Romulan Warbird and a Klingon Cruiser will be meeting us there for the exchange.

Although some are happy to return to their peoples, others have rebelled against this decision and have formed a new Rebellion. They are calling themselves the Alpha Quadrant United Alliance. Rumor has it that they have even seized ships and are growing in numbers. I know some of my crew members will sympathize with this group with all that we have accomplished as a united group, going back to the old ways seems like reversing progress towards universal peace. But alas, it is my duty to inform my crew of our orders. I just hope we'll be able to make this transfer peacefully.



Alignments and roles are being handed out now, please be patient as I do have many character sheets to edit with the new information. Also, your first set of Charge Generation will kick into effect once I finish editing your page, as of then, you can start using your charges.. instructions on how to do so will be in your Character sheet with the abilities you have.

Instructions for upcoming evening/night: As you are all perfectly aware, you get to choose where you will spend the evening and night. During those phases, you will be able to talk to anyone in the room with you (except if you remain in your living quarters). Keep in mind that certain actions can be seen by others in the room - I'll make sure to specify all this information in the character sheets. Some actions require you to be in the same area and some let you perform from far, I'll explain each ability in detail in your character sheet if you have that role.

Before the evening comes, I need all of you to pick where you are going to be and when. So pick a location and either evening or night. PM me this info with the title being "Location d1"
Failure to PM me will result in you being in your quarters for both phases - which is not wrong to do so if you wish.

The Ferengi Merchant will be open for business shortly after I give out all the roles. He will have alcohol for sale during the day and other items at night. Each alcohol has different effects on different races, they are not random - but they are only known to the hosts until someone tries them. Alcohol is consumed when you buy it (end of day).

As stated in the Setup, lynching is possible, if anyone has 12 votes on him at the end of the day - he will be executed.



Living Players:

Badassasaurus Rex
Barack Brobama
Barbra Streisand
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Bobba Fett
Bosco
Braum
Bryan Lewellen
Captain Hindsight
CatGal6000
Clement
Commander Feralis
Commander Spock
I dont care
Jolly Man
Kytra
Red is mafia
Sebastian
The Great and Mighty PoD
Tim Howard
Town of Salem
Vonax
Vrih Riuurren
Zapp Brannigan

Does this mean I can finally slap braum?

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 03:25 PM
Win conditions are now all updated in your character sheets so you will know your alignment. I am now working on adding all your role abilities.


I COUNT 24 PLAYERS. WHAT THE F*CK DID I ACCIDENTALLY SIGN UP FOR AN M-FM?

LYNCH NUMBER SHOULD BE MOTHERFUCKING 13

CATGAL6000

THIS NAME IS A TRAVESTY

Lynch number is correct at 12..... Ferengi does not add to lynch number. As for the player count, I agree... and I delayed the game an extra week to get that number, only had 17 the first time around.



Does this mean I can finally slap braum?
If you have the required charges, be my guest. hehehe You can check your charge generation to see how many charges you will get if I haven't updated your sheet with all the info yet.

FM Barack Brobama
July 19th, 2014, 03:31 PM
Ferengi I request to umm... buy all of your crack.

FM Barack Brobama
July 19th, 2014, 03:33 PM
what will happen if we attack a ferengi because they did not give me their crack?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 03:38 PM
I GOT ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FERENGI

DOES IT LIFT? DOES IT FIGHT? AND MOST BADASS OF ALL, DOES IT TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT? THERE IS NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 03:38 PM
MY WIN CONDITION IS GREEN BUT THERE IS JUST TOO MANY FUCKING SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE, HOSTS

FM Barack Brobama
July 19th, 2014, 03:40 PM
I GOT ONE QUESTION AND ONE QUESTION ONLY

WHAT THE FUCK IS A FERENGI

DOES IT LIFT? DOES IT FIGHT? AND MOST BADASS OF ALL, DOES IT TREAT WOMEN WITH RESPECT? THERE IS NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN TREATING A WOMAN WITH RESPECT

All ferengi are super capitalists, the most American out of all of us.

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 19th, 2014, 03:52 PM
so guys i see you've already arrived
i'm still drunk because of the party for the world cup
once again we showed the world that we are the best!

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 03:58 PM
IM GONNA BE IN THE 10 FORWARD BADASS ARENA FOR THE EVENING. HELL I WANTED TO STAY AT NIGHT TOO BUT THE HOSTS ARE MAKING ME REST.

WHY? MOTHERFUCKING LEGAL REASONS

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 03:59 PM
THE HOSTS ARE MAKING ME REST.

MOTHERFUCKING LEGAL REASONS

Damn red shirt unions.

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 04:00 PM
Update: I've posted a preview of your roles so you can start planning how you want to play. I'll be editing the entire thing to explain how to use the abilities and whatnot.. as well as I'll be adding the required charges needed to use those abilities.


what will happen if we attack a ferengi?
The Ferengi is a player among you.. if you attack that person, he will loose health and can die...... You cannot however target the merchant account that he will use to do business.

FM Commander Feralis
July 19th, 2014, 04:01 PM
Yeah i managed it too, to arrive now, seems like we have some interesting crew members here some are leaving soon thought.

FM Braum
July 19th, 2014, 04:01 PM
Does this mean I can finally slap braum?

That is just rude, but cold hearts just need warm smiles. :) :) :) :) :)

I hope you feel better!

FM Barbra Streisand
July 19th, 2014, 04:23 PM
Ah, it seems I am town, so no reason to continue the illusion that I know not proper grammar.

Is there a time-set for day end?

FM Barack Brobama
July 19th, 2014, 04:27 PM
Tuesday at 12 PDT is when it ends I think.

FM Barack Brobama
July 19th, 2014, 04:37 PM
What is the difference between evening and night.

FM Barbra Streisand
July 19th, 2014, 04:50 PM
Tuesday at 12 PDT is when it ends I think.

Wonderful, thank you!

I dont care

While I especially enjoyed your name, I am concerned it may blend into your activity and play this game.

FM Barbra Streisand
July 19th, 2014, 04:51 PM
Ah.

FM I dont care

Badassasaurus, your vote was not acknowledged either, in case you did not realize.

FM Jolly Man
July 19th, 2014, 05:07 PM
Jolly Man is here!

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 05:09 PM
So now that game began i am going to actively lurk on this thread and randomly post everyone who is here.

Good day.

FM Jolly Man
July 19th, 2014, 05:10 PM
So now that game began i am going to actively lurk on this thread and randomly post everyone who is here.

Good day.

Wow, advertising trash game? You're fucked. See me tonight.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 05:24 PM
Wow, advertising trash game? You're fucked. See me tonight.

Will do.

Disclaimer: I sent the host a msss of names and had him decide what would be best. I personally hate the game.

FM CatGal6000
July 19th, 2014, 05:55 PM
THIS NAME IS A TRAVESTY

I think the word ur looking for is creative.

Anywayz, game starting for real now.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 06:05 PM
I COUNT 24 PLAYERS. WHAT THE F*CK DID I ACCIDENTALLY SIGN UP FOR AN M-FM?

Yeah... Didn't one of the previous FM have something like 40 players? That's a pretty big drop in people wanting to play.

FM CatGal6000
July 19th, 2014, 06:23 PM
Yeah... Didn't one of the previous FM have something like 40 players? That's a pretty big drop in people wanting to play.

Fairly sure largest FM had over 50 signups.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 06:29 PM
Last FM had like 35 or something?

Also, I'm town so you can deal with that.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 06:32 PM
Yeah... Didn't one of the previous FM have something like 40 players? That's a pretty big drop in people wanting to play.

THE GAME'S CONFUSING AS HELL

BUT IF EVEN A CITIZEN CAN KILL SOMEONE THEN ITS ALSO BADASS AS FUCK AND I WANT IN

FM Barbra Streisand
July 19th, 2014, 06:48 PM
Yeah... Didn't one of the previous FM have something like 40 players? That's a pretty big drop in people wanting to play.

The site's slowed down dramatically in general, just look at the S-FMs (or lack thereof)

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 06:53 PM
The site's slowed down dramatically in general, just look at the S-FMs (or lack thereof)

Personally I blame the death of CJ 2.1 for the inactivates. I like our new CJ though

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 07:07 PM
Badassasaurus Rex is town.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 07:11 PM
DAMN RIGHT AND I WILL BE GOD DAMN SURE TO FIRE MY BADASS CANNON OF BADASSERY EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

MEEEEEDDDDLLLYYMEEWWWWWWOOWOWWWWW

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 07:13 PM
Rex do you happen to be Orpz?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 07:14 PM
I WILL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS I READ THE RULES

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 07:17 PM
ANSWER: YES

http://wordpress.mrreid.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/car-explosion.jpg

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 07:23 PM
Good, it also means I probably know your role. Back to active lurking.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 07:25 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDLLYMOWOWOWWMEEWW

ZERO FUCKS GIVEN, KNOWING MY ROLE ISN'T BADASS

KILLING STUFF AND SETTING IT ON FIRE IS BADASS

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 07:39 PM
Good, it also means I probably know your role. Back to active lurking.

How? He is like this before he even got his role.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 07:44 PM
How? He is like this before he even got his role.

If I told you I would have to kill you.

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 07:45 PM
Especially because THIS IS DAY ONE BITCHESSSSSSS

HAIL TO THE KING BABY

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 07:45 PM
If I told you I would have to kill you.

Not if I kill you first...

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 07:56 PM
Not if I kill you first...

That's not a good idea...

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 07:57 PM
That's not a good idea...

Why not?

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:00 PM
Why not?

If I told you then I will never die.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 08:00 PM
If I told you then I will never die.

Wouldnt you want to never die? Tell me more...

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:03 PM
Wouldnt you want to never die? Tell me more...

I never said I didn't want to die. Read it again. You can always lynch me.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 08:05 PM
I never said I didn't want to die. Read it again. You can always lynch me.

I could, but you are not my target right now.

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 08:07 PM
What is the difference between evening and night.

Generally speaking, actions and effects taken in the evening will happen before actions and effects taken at night. When we process actions at the end of evening/night, we'll go through the OoO for actions that took place in the evening at a location, then the OoO for actions that took place in the night at a location.

The Yayap Troll Answer of the Day: [8:06:36 PM] Yayap: to troll him we should say about 8 hours game time

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:10 PM
I could, but you are not my target right now.

Then its best you stop while your ahead.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:11 PM
Is it possible to lynch FM Game Master day 1?

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 08:13 PM
Is it possible to lynch FM Game Master day 1?

You cannot lynch the computer...

FM Braum
July 19th, 2014, 08:14 PM
You cannot lynch the computer...

But can't you break a computer?

FM Sebastian
July 19th, 2014, 08:16 PM
So I guess it is completely possible to have a mixed role. This intrigues me much.

The fancy counting machine is everywhere. There are cords connected to every part of this contraption. It would be difficult to destroy this machination.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 19th, 2014, 08:21 PM
It would also be a bad idea, since it keeps the air fresh and controls all the lights and power.

Stick with me, Sebastian, we'll get through this.

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 08:42 PM
*gets industrial magnets to put on computer*

Wonder what would happen if i did this....

FM Vonax
July 19th, 2014, 08:51 PM
Good luck trying to break the computer. It's made out of Unbreakanium

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 09:00 PM
Good luck trying to break the computer. It's made out of Unbreakanium

Doesn't mean its immune to magnets...

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 09:43 PM
Let's test this computer.

Computer, how many souls are on-board this vessel? (Beside controlled players)

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 09:44 PM
Computer, how many souls are on-board this vessel? (Beside controlled players)
*Fixed

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 09:48 PM
You cannot lynch the computer...

We can do this to you (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rafixit.co.uk%2Fima ges%2Fblue.jpg&imgrefurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.rafixit.co.uk%2Fblue%25 20screen.html&h=186&w=270&tbnid=pZR4HzPwvsVRvM%3A&zoom=1&docid=UphI2eq022EqlM&hl=en-US&ei=kEnLU_n7HIS3yATXrIDoBQ&tbm=isch&ved=0CCUQMygIMAg&iact=rc&uact=3&page=2&start=8&ndsp=10)

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 09:49 PM
Computer, who is scum?

I wonder if this will work.

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 10:02 PM
Computer, how many souls are on-board this vessel?

There are currently 1,014 crewmembers on board the Enterprise.


Computer, who is scum?

The Alpha Quadrant United Alliance are scum.

FM Barbra Streisand
July 19th, 2014, 10:02 PM
I'm wondering why I even logged in right now. Day 1 sigh

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 19th, 2014, 10:18 PM
I'm wondering why I even logged in right now. Day 1 sigh

You're not any better...

FM Town of Salem
July 19th, 2014, 10:22 PM
Computer, can you beam me up?
Computer, when does it switch to evening?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 10:27 PM
The Alpha Quadrant United Alliance are scum.

THANK FUCKING GOD FOR SOME CLARITY. ALRIGHT GUYS IT TURNS OUT I REALLY AM TOWN.

FUCK YEAH DAY CHAT WILL BE MY BADASS CRATER OF BADASSITUDE
http://images.alphacoders.com/305/30521.jpg

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2014, 10:41 PM
Update: I'm going to bed for now, about 33% of the character sheets are up to date. It's taking me about 40mins to an hour for each one depending how many abilities I can't copy-paste from others.

I'll be working on them again tomorrow.


Computer, can you beam me up?
No.. because you are not down. Ask the "bus driver".


Computer, when does it switch to evening?
I should slap you with another case of illiteracy!

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 10:43 PM
Computer, why are you unable to detect who The Alpha Quadrant United Alliance? Send the data to my living quarters when completed. Start a full system scan and inform me of anything that is out of the ordinary you detect.

Also, Computer, has there been any unauthorized access to your systems? If so, from what location did the breach occur and how long ago?

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 10:43 PM
Okay, what kind of host doesn't make Commander Spock a commander seriously now I need to rename myself to FM Spock ...

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 19th, 2014, 10:44 PM
Computer, is this vessel equipped with a fully functional EMH program?

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:49 PM
There are currently 1,014 crewmembers on board the Enterprise.

Seriously, 24 players? This can be hardly called a real game, even with those expansive mechanics. Oh well, since it has already started, we should go and play along. And I already have a good plan.

Do you want to cooperate with me? Then let's start with a simple thing: tell us what is your race. You know, there are several races here in the game, right? You picked your race what you started the game. If you want to show us that you are willing to cooperate, would you please kindly tell us what race are you? It's alright if you don't want to, but if you show me your ability to cooperate, I'll be glad.

I can tell you what is my own race too, and I don't have any problems with that. I'm human. Is there are any other humans along with me on the board of the Enterprise?

FM Commander Spock
July 19th, 2014, 10:53 PM
There are currently 1,014 crewmembers on board the Enterprise.

Seriously, 24 players? This can be hardly called a real game, even with those expansive mechanics. Oh well, since it has already started, we should go and play along. And I already have a good plan.

Do you want to cooperate with me? Then let's start with a simple thing: tell us what is your race. You know, there are several races here in the game, right? You picked your race what you started the game. If you want to show us that you are willing to cooperate, would you please kindly tell us what race are you? It's alright if you don't want to, but if you show me your ability to cooperate, I'll be glad.

I can tell you what is my own race too, and I don't have any problems with that. I'm human. Is there are any other humans along with me on the board of the Enterprise?

I'll tell you my race if you slap braum with me!!!!

FM Clement
July 19th, 2014, 10:56 PM
I'll tell you my race if you slap braum with me!!!!

I beg you pardon?

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 19th, 2014, 11:36 PM
MOTHERFUCKING HUMAN. THOSE OTHER GUYS LOOK LIKE A-BOMB-MIN-NATIONSSSSSS.
THAT RHYMES WITH EXPLOSIONS.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 20th, 2014, 01:35 AM
swag

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 20th, 2014, 01:36 AM
Telling my race is a no no because I may or may not have enemies.

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 03:50 AM
Computer, why are you unable to detect who The Alpha Quadrant United Alliance? Send the data to my living quarters when completed. Start a full system scan and inform me of anything that is out of the ordinary you detect.

Also, Computer, has there been any unauthorized access to your systems? If so, from what location did the breach occur and how long ago?

This answer has been restricted, source unknown....

...

...

No unauthorized access detected.

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 03:53 AM
Computer, is this vessel equipped with a fully functional EMH program?

Scanning systems...

Yes. The EMH system is currently in the sickbay, ready to provide basic (+1) healing to any crew members who need it.

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 04:14 AM
I am glad there are others of my race here. It'd be a shame if I were alone, in this bizzare place.

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 20th, 2014, 07:27 AM
computer run complete selfcheck

FM Kytra
July 20th, 2014, 07:46 AM
S...somehow I don't think we should continue pestering the computer with these type of questions..

FM Tim Howard
July 20th, 2014, 07:58 AM
so guys i see you've already arrived
i'm still drunk because of the party for the world cup
once again we showed the world that we are the best!

GG WP

FM Tim Howard
July 20th, 2014, 08:01 AM
S...somehow I don't think we should continue pestering the computer with these type of questions..

Ba-ba-BAKA!

FM Bobba Fett
July 20th, 2014, 08:02 AM
Greetings, soldiers. Since we're all allies today, let's talk about our enemies. We know nothing about them, their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don't stand for. Also they told me you guys look like dorks.


Oh...Hello B..Braum..


Don't be shy! Braum is here!

*nods and removes hand from blaster*

FM Bobba Fett
July 20th, 2014, 08:03 AM
S...somehow I don't think we should continue pestering the computer with these type of questions..

*nods*

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 20th, 2014, 08:06 AM
S...somehow I don't think we should continue pestering the computer with these type of questions..

it's d1
let's see: computer should we not continue pestering you with these type of questions
:D

FM Bobba Fett
July 20th, 2014, 08:09 AM
it's d1
let's see: computer should we not continue pestering you with these type of questions
:D

*places hand on blaster*

FM Town of Salem
July 20th, 2014, 08:11 AM
Computer, do you like to play chess?

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 08:12 AM
computer run complete selfcheck

Not a question or valid command.


it's d1
let's see: computer should we not continue pestering you with these type of questions
:D

Not a question or valid command.


Computer, do you like to play chess?

I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate.

FM Vonax
July 20th, 2014, 08:48 AM
This is actually pretty entertaining.

Also I'm human, fear not. I will train you into real warriors!

FM Bosco
July 20th, 2014, 08:51 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Q7ffd7i.png

Allow me to translate for Bosco. Bosco says that he is a bear.

FM Bosco
July 20th, 2014, 08:52 AM
Rawrrr

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 20th, 2014, 09:24 AM
Not a question or valid command.



Not a question or valid command.



I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it. Queen to Bishop 3, Bishop takes Queen, Knight takes Bishop. Mate.

oh i'm sorry let me rephrase :D

computer can you find any errors in your system
computer should we not continue pestering you with these type of questions?

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 09:28 AM
oh i'm sorry let me rephrase :D

computer can you find any errors in your system
computer should we not continue pestering you with these type of questions?
Not a question or valid command.

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 20th, 2014, 09:36 AM
ok computer must have an error because these are both questions

FM Commander Feralis
July 20th, 2014, 09:46 AM
Computer Error confirmed, working on restarting it.

FM Commander Feralis
July 20th, 2014, 10:18 AM
Restart should have been succesfull try, your questions again.

FM Braum
July 20th, 2014, 10:23 AM
The computer is going to overload if asked too many questions!

FM Bastian Schweinsteiger
July 20th, 2014, 10:51 AM
i will just assume the computer works now.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 11:09 AM
This answer has been restricted, source unknown....

...

...

No unauthorized access detected.

Computer, run a self diagnostic on all systems. Report any and all unusual findings and what systems they are associated with.

I fear that The Alpha Quadrant United Alliance may have reprogrammed The Computer. I would like to see if we can determine what systems may have been corrupted. Also, I think it would by prudent to determine at what location The Computer breach may have occurred. Perhaps these Alpha Quadrant United Alliance spies are not as smart as we may give them credit for and used a terminal in their Living Quarters.

Computer, scan the critical systems first; Life Support, Weapons, Bridge Controls, Transporters, Long Range Scanners, Internal Sensors and so on from highest priority to lowest.

Might as well check when we are at it....

\Computer, are the safeties still enables on the Replicators? Is it still impossible for weapons to be Replicated onboard The Enterprise.

Lastly, Computer, as it is standard in all Federation vessels, Internal Sensor can determine when a weapon is discharged on-board and will alert Security and Bridge Control immediately. The doors are then sealed and there is no way for the attacker to escape without detection. I know this is silly to ask but that critical safety feature, that is obviously checked every 30 minutes by members of our security team, is obviously still enabled, right Computer?

FM CatGal6000
July 20th, 2014, 11:20 AM
This thread makes me cry a little inside.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 20th, 2014, 11:25 AM
So I woke up. I had a dream about the FM. I dreamt that someone was L-2 and I used the Mayor ability and hammered someone. Legit. The dream quickly became about something else, but anyway, we should talk about the mechanics a little bit.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 20th, 2014, 11:30 AM
WHAT MECHANICS? WHERES THE MOTHERFUCKING SETUP?

FM CatGal6000
July 20th, 2014, 11:31 AM
but anyway, we should talk about the mechanics a little bit.

Ah, yes, mechanic talk. Very pro town of you:)

FM Vonax
July 20th, 2014, 11:46 AM
Ah, yes, mechanic talk. Very pro town of you:)

I like this gal, but not only because of the catears.

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 11:54 AM
Start up sequence initialized. Stand by.

...

...

System start-up successful.

Computer, run a self diagnostic on all systems. Report any and all unusual findings and what systems they are associated with.
Running self-diagnostic. . . . . . Green.


Computer, scan the critical systems first; Life Support, Weapons, Bridge Controls, Transporters, Long Range Scanners, Internal Sensors and so on from highest priority to lowest.
Life Support . . . . . Green
Weapons . . . . . . Green
Bridge Controls . . . . Green
Transporters . . . . Offline, awaiting start-up command from bridge.
Long Range Scanners . Green
Internal Sensors . . . ERROR: Unable to gather feed from internal sensors in 98% of the ship. Scanning condition of sensors. Sensors are functioning as normal.


\Computer, are the safeties still enables on the Replicators? Is it still impossible for weapons to be Replicated onboard The Enterprise.
Replicator safeties engaged for most replicators. One replicator safety was disengaged and is missing from the system. Scanning system records. Authorized by Ferengi member.


Lastly, Computer, as it is standard in all Federation vessels, Internal Sensor can determine when a weapon is discharged on-board and will alert Security and Bridge Control immediately. The doors are then sealed and there is no way for the attacker to escape without detection. I know this is silly to ask but that critical safety feature, that is obviously checked every 30 minutes by members of our security team, is obviously still enabled, right Computer?
With the feed from the internal sensors missing, this safety feature has been automatically disengaged. Maintenance teams have been notified.

FM Tim Howard
July 20th, 2014, 11:54 AM
Kasane Teto < Hatsune Miku

FM Vonax
July 20th, 2014, 12:09 PM
Kasane Teto < Hatsune Miku

Don't you mean Kasane Teto > Hatsune Miku? Because if you do, then I agree, but if you think Miku is better, then I politely disagree.

FM Jolly Man
July 20th, 2014, 12:15 PM
Town of Salem is dead.

FM Jolly Man
July 20th, 2014, 12:18 PM
Don't you mean Kasane Teto > Hatsune Miku? Because if you do, then I agree, but if you think Miku is better, then I politely disagree.

Weeaboo.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 12:36 PM
OK, so we're heading into a touchy political situation, we have a hacked computer and a 'special' crew, some of whom are plotting mutiny, and I can't even identify other members of this Federation's races because this isn't the Terran Space Navy. Wonderful.

FM Vonax
July 20th, 2014, 12:40 PM
Weeaboo.

I'm so super mad right now because it's totally not true and you are being such a meanie to me.

FM Commander Feralis
July 20th, 2014, 12:48 PM
The thing is, everyone can kill everyone, I see it ending in a giant massacre of self justice lol.

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 12:56 PM
My fellow citizens, in order too, keep order we must, designate a captain of the ship. If we do not, umm establish order, then we will have a massive problem on our... hands.

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 01:02 PM
Who do you suggest? I see no clear-headed leader type in this motley.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 20th, 2014, 01:03 PM
Who do you suggest? I see no clear-headed leader type in this motley.

I suggest FM I Dont Care

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 01:08 PM
His nonchalant attitude may impact the morale of the crew. He does not care.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 01:10 PM
Start up sequence initialized. Stand by.

...

...

System start-up successful.

Running self-diagnostic. . . . . . Green.


Life Support . . . . . Green
Weapons . . . . . . Green
Bridge Controls . . . . Green
Transporters . . . . Offline, awaiting start-up command from bridge.
Long Range Scanners . Green
Internal Sensors . . . ERROR: Unable to gather feed from internal sensors in 98% of the ship. Scanning condition of sensors. Sensors are functioning as normal.


Replicator safeties engaged for most replicators. One replicator safety was disengaged and is missing from the system. Scanning system records. Authorized by Ferengi member.


With the feed from the internal sensors missing, this safety feature has been automatically disengaged. Maintenance teams have been notified.

(Brilliant job btw host!)

Well this isn't good...

Computer, display a list of what could be blocking the sensors. If they are functioning as normal something must be blocking their feeds.

Replicators need to be connected to the main computer to replicate. Computer, can you warn the crew when that Replicator is used and inform security teams? Can you also disable the Replicator before it can... replicate?

I recommend we lock down all major critical systems before the spies have a chance to use them. Command authorization code should be enabled.

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 01:13 PM
I repel that suggestion.

But because, that I am the president, I suggest that we have a group of leaders, that consists of 1/6 of the town, so today, umm 4 town representatives or leaders should be elected.

Forum Mafia GM
July 20th, 2014, 01:26 PM
(xD, we'l see how the main host reacts to this! I feel obligated to tell you guys to focus. *waits* Focus! You have a Forum Mafia game to get fully underway!!! : D)


Computer, display a list of what could be blocking the sensors. If they are functioning as normal something must be blocking their feeds.
This information has been firewalled behind a password. Please enter the password to continue.


Replicators need to be connected to the main computer to replicate. Computer, can you warn the crew when that Replicator is used and inform security teams? Can you also disable the Replicator before it can... replicate?
It has been hardwired into the computer system that the ferengi may used replicator 004 as it pleases, and has ordered this system not to track it.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 01:30 PM
I'm still of the opinion everyone should slap braum tonight, and see if he is manly enough to survive.

FM Badassasaurus Rex
July 20th, 2014, 01:43 PM
I'LL LEAD THIS RAGTAG BAND OF BADASSES-TO-BE

FIRST SCUMBAG?

FUCKING CATGAL

CATGAL6000

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 01:47 PM
You forgot to add FM.

Also I elect FM Badassasaurus Rex to be one of our leaders.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 01:54 PM
On what basis do you elect him to be a leader?

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 02:05 PM
On what basis do you elect him to be a leader?

You mean besides him being badass? Cuz that's pretty much the only reason.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 02:07 PM
You forgot to add FM.

Also I elect FM Badassasaurus Rex to be one of our leaders.

I will only follow the Chain Command of Officers onboard The Enterprise. Picking a new Captain or Command Chain/Leader is Mutanis.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 02:08 PM
Oh and I Command Spock have after careful consideration appointed myself the chief officer on board. As such I should be appointed a town leader.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 02:14 PM
Oh and I Command Spock have after careful consideration appointed myself the chief officer on board. As such I should be appointed a town leader.

We've been over this. Having the first name "Commander" does not make you a real officer.
But since you feel so entitled, you are in luck! People with the first name "Commander" get to scrub the deck! Now get too it!

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 02:17 PM
I second that.

Current leaders-
Commander Spock
Badassasaurus Rex

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 02:25 PM
You do not elect officers in military forces, unless the future has gone soft. This "computer" must know who's in charge.
Let's see if I can manage this fancy secretary.
ahem
Computer (is that what you call it?) what is the chain of command for this metal vessel?

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 02:29 PM
We've been over this. Having the first name "Commander" does not make you a real officer.
But since you feel so entitled, you are in luck! People with the first name "Commander" get to scrub the deck! Now get too it!

Maybe not, but my letter from the captain indicates I am an officer. I am self appointing myself commander.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 02:33 PM
Maybe not, but my letter from the captain indicates I am an officer. I am self appointing myself commander.

I see no note. Mutineers who pretend try to take Command of this ship and act like they are in the best interest of the crew may be shot.

FM Vrih Riuurren
July 20th, 2014, 02:34 PM
I see no note. Mutineers who pretend try to take Command of this ship and act like they are in the best interest of the crew may be shot.

scratch *pretend

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 02:38 PM
I see no note. Mutineers who pretend try to take Command of this ship and act like they are in the best interest of the crew may be shot.

If I were lying wouldn't the officers all just kill me tonight?

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 02:47 PM
Okay so there is no roles list but, I think it would be a safe estimate that 1/3 of the crew is scum.

the vote is 12, 22 or 23 would be majority,

that means there is 1-2 ferenegi.

so 1/3 of 22 would be 7.3 rounded down

or 1/3 of 23 would be 7.7 rounded up.

average that out to 7.5

we have 7 or 8 scum players,

3-4 masons.


yeh.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 02:49 PM
So we have probably 4-5 days, tops, to find and lynch a member of the Alliance or other troublemakers before they'll dominate the vote.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 02:50 PM
Okay so there is no roles list but, I think it would be a safe estimate that 1/3 of the crew is scum.

the vote is 12, 22 or 23 would be majority,

that means there is 1-2 ferenegi.

so 1/3 of 22 would be 7.3 rounded down

or 1/3 of 23 would be 7.7 rounded up.

average that out to 7.5

we have 7 or 8 scum players,

3-4 masons.


yeh.

3 Officers. Not 4.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:05 PM
Anyways now that we've stopped debating whether or not I'm officer. I'm going to let you know why I chose to reveal even though It could mean I die tonight.

Keep in mind when reading this these four things.
1. The other 2 officers know I'm telling the truth.
2. The mafia know I'm telling the truth.
3. Every player is a PR.
4. Players have multiple roles.

By being the sole revealing officer, I am confirmed town ensuring that investigative aren't wasted on me.
Other players attempting to claim officer can be confirmed or disproved through me.
The mafia must now either kill me or suffer the consequences of an organized town.
I would like to request that I receive 6 action points from the captain, because I am a Vulcan (Commander Spock). I will use these 6 action points to establish a mind meld with one of the officers to receive.
I would like to invoke the power of wifom lookout on me.
I would like to make clear the slapping of braum is a joke and I have no reason to suspect braum of treason, please do not attack him.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 03:09 PM
I think you're going to need to prove a bit more thoroughly that you're an officer before you start requesting a majority share of the action points.

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 03:13 PM
Can I plzz have a action point?

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 03:14 PM
Wait, how does the mafia know you're telling the truth?

FM Town of Salem
July 20th, 2014, 03:15 PM
Bitch give me all the action points.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:15 PM
I think you're going to need to prove a bit more thoroughly that you're an officer before you start requesting a majority share of the action points.

Game Theory is the only proof I can provide.

Lets suppose for a second I am NOT an officer.
Lets assume that there are 3 officers. A reasonable assumption (It's true btw).
What would the officers do? The officers would obtain weapons (if they don't have them already) and use their night actions to attack and kill me tonight. So my reveal ensures I will be killed if I am not in fact an officer. Why then would I choose to reveal if I was a member of the uprising?

If you can answer that question I will consider myself unconfirmed from the crews perspective.

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 03:16 PM
Don't direct actions before anything is set or information is given to players.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:16 PM
Wait, how does the mafia know you're telling the truth?

If I weren't a member of the mafia, what reason would I have to lie? Are there any neutrals in this setup?

FM Bosco
July 20th, 2014, 03:18 PM
Wait, how does the mafia know you're telling the truth?

Rawwrrr rraaww

https://i.imgur.com/atgoU22.png

Yes Bosco, that is potentially a scum-slip.

But I would agree that a lack of counter-claiming officers gives Commander Spock weight to his claim.

FM The Great and Mighty PoD
July 20th, 2014, 03:19 PM
What if a town killed another town, and lookout caught him in the act? Are we gonna lynch the town because he killed another town?

Theres no way to tell if the attacker is town or mafia.

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 03:20 PM
Idk, Master might be neutral but the host didnt make win cons public.

What are ALL of the win conditions?

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 03:20 PM
Game Theory is the only proof I can provide.

Lets suppose for a second I am NOT an officer.
Lets assume that there are 3 officers. A reasonable assumption (It's true btw).
What would the officers do? The officers would obtain weapons (if they don't have them already) and use their night actions to attack and kill me tonight. So my reveal ensures I will be killed if I am not in fact an officer. Why then would I choose to reveal if I was a member of the uprising?

If you can answer that question I will consider myself unconfirmed from the crews perspective.

If you were lying, you could use it to force the real officers to reveal, forcing out their hand to prevent you from getting free action points as a scum, and then use the knowledge of who the Officers are to gank them with your scum buddies.

And I've heard rumors of an arsonist/saboteur, so there may be unaffiliated troublemakers.

FM Town of Salem
July 20th, 2014, 03:20 PM
Yes Bosco, that is potentially a scum-slip.

But I would agree that a lack of counter-claiming officers gives Commander Spock weight to his claim.

Are you also claiming officer?

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:21 PM
If you were lying, you could use it to force the real officers to reveal, forcing out their hand to prevent you from getting free action points as a scum, and then use the knowledge of who the Officers are to gank them with your scum buddies.

And I've heard rumors of an arsonist/saboteur, so there may be unaffiliated troublemakers.

Again the officers would kill me at night, they would not counterclaim, they would not be revealed.

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 03:24 PM
Again the officers would kill me at night, they would not counterclaim, they would not be revealed.

That is assuming they are klingons with blades, or romulans with disrupters.

Eitherway they lack killing potential for tonight. Next night they will definitly be able to kill.

FM Sebastian
July 20th, 2014, 03:26 PM
That is assuming they are klingons with blades, or romulans with disrupters.

Eitherway they lack killing potential for tonight. Next night they will definitly be able to kill.

Or vulcans with their crab claws pinching each other

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:26 PM
What if a town killed another town, and lookout caught him in the act? Are we gonna lynch the town because he killed another town?

Theres no way to tell if the attacker is town or mafia.

You are gonna have to elaborate on that because from my perspective it will be perfectly clear the alignment of any attacking players.

When I flip town officer you will know attackers are mafia. Only officers would have any reason to attack me and they won't.

FM Commander Spock
July 20th, 2014, 03:27 PM
That is assuming they are klingons with blades, or romulans with disrupters.

Eitherway they lack killing potential for tonight. Next night they will definitly be able to kill.

Or just buy weapons from the ferengi? Or do only officers start with money?

FM Barack Brobama
July 20th, 2014, 03:31 PM
I started with 150 moniez, but I got a bonus 50 for reading setup.

FM Bryan Lewellen
July 20th, 2014, 03:37 PM
Interesting bringing Klingons into it, since none of them will have charge to use their blades tonight...unless they get extra charge from the Captain.