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Hypersniper
January 22nd, 2014, 09:30 AM
Can any one tell me what would happen if a 12 year old boy is caught shoplifting at a corner store in Britain

I want to know because I saw some kid steal some energy drinks from my local corner shop but I'm afraid he will be caught so I want to know what will happen

Bruno
January 22nd, 2014, 09:33 AM
is that kid you?

lmfao jesus christ the woes of living in a ghetto

Hypersniper
January 22nd, 2014, 09:40 AM
No it not me I'm 19 I SAW A KID DO IT

Bruno
January 22nd, 2014, 09:41 AM
oh ur 19 cus ur profile says 17

do u mind if i ask how a 17 yr old directs porn?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzxWbURBRRc

NoctiZ
January 22nd, 2014, 10:34 AM
This is stupid.

Orpz
January 22nd, 2014, 01:44 PM
they r sent to america

AppleyNO
January 22nd, 2014, 02:04 PM
they r sent to america

They get to choose if they are sent to America or hung. If they are illiterate.

If they can read the Bible, they get another chance.

Frog
January 22nd, 2014, 02:36 PM
If the shop keeper wants to be a dick and report it, then yes, the kid could be sent back to his respective country.

The most obvious outcome is that the shopkeeper talk to the kid's parents and the merchandise is paid off.

Dagaen
January 22nd, 2014, 02:42 PM
Why are people assuming that this thief has to be immigrant? I'm pretty sure Brits steal stuff as well:P

louiswill
January 22nd, 2014, 02:46 PM
If he can read bible, send him to see jesus.

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louiswill
January 22nd, 2014, 02:47 PM
Why are people assuming that this thief has to be immigrant? I'm pretty sure Brits steal stuff as well:P

I thought he were to be sent away regardless being immigration or not. I was so evil.

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Dagaen
January 22nd, 2014, 02:57 PM
Hey, that would be good and humanitarian punishment - if you kill somebody you will be send to Ethiopia. It would be even more frightening since prisons nowadays can be quite luxurious. Breivik, guy who did this massacre in Norway, lives better than I am, lol.

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AppleyNO
January 22nd, 2014, 03:10 PM
They get to choose if they are sent to America or hung. If they are illiterate.

If they can read the Bible, they get another chance.

*16-century London

AppleyNO
January 22nd, 2014, 03:11 PM
Hey, that would be good and humanitarian punishment - if you kill somebody you will be send to Ethiopia. It would be even more frightening since prisons nowadays can be quite luxurious. Breivik, guy who did this massacre in Norway, lives better than I am, lol.

Sent from my keyboard.

*Looks at Location*
Poland.


Lol

American Prisons are not anywhere close to Norway's.

Hypersniper
January 22nd, 2014, 03:37 PM
The person was a Brit
And there's no laws about hanging bible or being sent to another country

AppleyNO
January 22nd, 2014, 03:39 PM
The person was a Brit
And there's no laws about hanging bible or being sent to another country

I know, was having historical fun with Orpz.

Why don't you look it up on Google? I don't think we know xD

Frog
January 22nd, 2014, 11:24 PM
The person was a Brit
And there's no laws about hanging bible or being sent to another country

Did he steal a bible?

The_Watcher
January 23rd, 2014, 03:12 AM
Why are people assuming that this thief has to be immigrant? I'm pretty sure Brits steal stuff as well:P

Free Ireland

Admiral
January 23rd, 2014, 04:13 AM
If the shop keeper wants to be a dick and report it

Yes, he's a dick for protecting his goods and business.

Frog
January 23rd, 2014, 04:39 AM
Yes, he's a dick for protecting his goods and business.

If you want to permanently alter a kid's life, you are a dick in my book.

**When I say you, I don't mean 'you, Admiral'. I hope you understand :S

Helz
January 23rd, 2014, 05:50 AM
Just get with the kids parents. They will make him give a really embarrassing apology and do their own punishments. If his parents are worthless you might as well drop kick him next time he steals because he probably has a long life of crime ahead of him and kicking little kids is phun.

Frog
January 23rd, 2014, 06:31 AM
Maybe I'm traditional or old-fashioned, but when a kid is walking on my lawn I drop-kick him.

Bruno
January 25th, 2014, 09:40 PM
fun fact: there is no lawn in dubai only sand gg

The_Watcher
January 25th, 2014, 09:45 PM
Stay off my sand.

louiswill
January 25th, 2014, 10:16 PM
mow over your sand, there are gold buried below.

Frog
January 26th, 2014, 08:31 AM
Haha, yeah it's true. The royals have gone through great efforts to bring over soil, grass, and trees. I have a nice park behind my hotel etc. I yell at the kids to get off my lawn, but it's hard for them to hear from the 43rd floor. This is where I live btw...
http://www.fourpointssheikhzayedroad.com/

Cryptonic
January 26th, 2014, 08:52 AM
Haha, yeah it's true. The royals have gone through great efforts to bring over soil, grass, and trees. I have a nice park behind my hotel etc. I yell at the kids to get off my lawn, but it's hard for them to hear from the 43rd floor. This is where I live btw...
http://www.fourpointssheikhzayedroad.com/

lols nvm XD
why do you live in an extended stay hotel?

Frog
January 26th, 2014, 08:57 AM
LOL. Rooftop = 43. I'm at 30

I work out of the region and it comes fully furnished. I don't plan on staying here for more than a year, so it doesn't make sense to buy a place and furnish it. It comes with cleaning staff so it's handy when I'm travelling and I don't come back to a dust pit.

Cryptonic
January 26th, 2014, 08:57 AM
LOL. Rooftop = 43. I'm at 30

yas, i read that now :P