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Orpz
January 7th, 2014, 07:48 AM
uh yea floss ur teeth everyday

or else u wont get laid

no 1 likes bad teeth

ur dick will never be releesed

yuh uh o uh oh flossing helps cuz its minty

and cool like the Indy

wowowowow all these reasons 2 floss

do it cuz ull feel like a boss

flossing is my fav part of the morning

if u dont floss ill kill u and ur family will be mourning

werd

Frog
January 7th, 2014, 08:53 AM
Uh huh, uh huh, yeah, Forget floss, I use a toothpick
They see wood in my mouth and they take the hint
It's like a freudian slip, they start sucking my dick
And before I know it I'm coming too quick
So I try to pull out, just in time
Premature ejaculate is splooging all over her eyes
Oh shhhhh... now she's blind, well I guess she won't mind
If I finish picking my teeth with my toothpick in the mean time.

Slaol
January 7th, 2014, 08:57 AM
My picture is very relevant

Brendan
January 7th, 2014, 11:02 PM
I have a water pick, and have never had a cavity. You could say dental hygiene is the one thing I could do without depravity. Werd