Mafia Jokes

[Espozito]

Let's make up some funny mafia jokes that include usual sc2mafia stereotypes plus new things also!

Sheriff: Red is maf!
Red has been put on trial. Red, your defence.
Red: AEZAKMI
Sheriff: Ok inno.
The votes are 14 to 0 Innocent.

Day 2.
Sheriff: Blue is SK!
Blue has been lynched. His role was Serial Killer.
Day 3.
Sheriff: Purple is maf!
Purple has been lynched. His role was Consigliere.
Day 4.
Sheriff: Pink is maf!
Everyone: exe much?
yeah, right.
So obv exe.
Just ignore him
lol naab exe

[louiswill]

too practical for me to laugh.

[RLVG]

The Jester said :

[Orpz]

COLORED NAME has joined the game.

Your role is Veteran!

You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.

All Sheriffs and Doctors, of course

[cattack]

COLORED NAME has joined the game.

Your role is Veteran!

You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.
You notice an intruder at night, so you quickly pull out a gun to deal with him.

All Sheriffs and Doctors, of course

Quoted for truth

[Lazers]

a vigilante doesn't shoot a doctor




ha ha that is joke because it's impossible

[deathworlds]

How to win as solo witch

Roles list

Witch
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen
Citizen

Day 1:

Random Citizen: God my role sucks
Another Citizen: Yeah mine too.
Trollizen: LEAVE TRAIN

The Witch has won.

[SinandShoes]

Necroplant: Ready to play a normal game.

[santa0205]

Sinandshoes: not being a troll

[SinandShoes]

Sinandshoes: not being a troll

I don't troll most of the games I'm in.

[louiswill]

I don't troll most of the games I'm in.

good joke is good, haha.

I gonna give a shot:

Lookout: A went to B!
Blower: LIAR THAT IS DETECTIVE INFORMATION! HANG THAT BIATCH!