Petition to unrestrict Mateo

[Orpz]

MC Holocost is back with us but some of his rights have been revoked and he has publicly been labeled restricted.

This is a petition to grant him a total pardon

/sign

[NoctiZ]

/d-d-d-denied

[Frog]

Holy crap are you serious? Who the fuck is making up these rules?! Take your finger out of your ass and press the 'restore access' key on your porn machine. Seriously, the fuck is wrong with you guys?

[NoctiZ]

Man, I wish I'd have a "restore access" button.. or a porn machine for that matter. I imagine it creates porn? I'd like that.

[Raptorblaze]

The restriction is an automatic thing. It lasts until his total active infraction points fall below 10 again.

[Frog]

I imagine a porn machine is like a transmogrifier. Only it transforms you into a porn star with abilities to restore mafia forum abilities while performing fallatio on your own dick. It's a cramped box so you have to be bendy, you know?
http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Transmogrifier

thanks for the explanation RB. It's still a needlessly restrictive and humiliating system that doesn't help foster a positive environment. I find it hostile. I warn you, the proletariat are growing...

[NoctiZ]

Man, so this could help making me able to suck my own dick? I'll buy two!

[Frog]

Just buy one of these instead.
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1708005089/picobrew-zymatic-the-automatic-beer-brewing-applia

You're welcome.

[Mateo]

u could always reverse an infraction