Raptorblaze
May 13th, 2013, 11:15 AM
In Management Discussion we have a sticky where we keep some historically valuable quotes from staff chat and related chats. I decided I'd open up some of the better ones to the public for your enjoyment.
[5/26/2012 11:08:37 PM | Edited 11:08:46 PM] Landstander: I got tree bark stuck in my teef
[5/26/2012 11:08:53 PM] Landstander: what do
[5/26/2012 11:09:13 PM | Edited 11:09:26 PM] Landstander: i could use a toothpick, but them both being wood could make things worse
[5/26/2012 11:09:17 PM] Landstander: and im not prepared for that
[5/26/2012 11:09:34 PM] Jordan VanDusen: how exactly would that make it worse?
[5/26/2012 11:09:40 PM] Jordan VanDusen: just use a toothpick
[5/26/2012 11:09:42 PM] Landstander: theyre both wood...
[5/26/2012 11:09:46 PM] Jordan VanDusen: so?
[5/26/2012 11:09:58 PM | Edited 11:10:20 PM] Landstander: when two wood sticks are rubbed together, it makes fire
[5/26/2012 11:10:04 PM] Jordan VanDusen: .....in your mouth?
[5/26/2012 11:10:07 PM] Landstander: i dont even own an extingusiger
[5/26/2012 11:10:10 PM] Jordan VanDusen: damn that bark must be good
[4:56:45 PM] Landstander: i know that can lead to brain damage
[4:57:00 PM] Landstander: boyfriends dad had that, now hes a paranoid schitzo
[1:00:54 PM] Jordan VanDusen: ....
[1:00:56 PM] Jordan VanDusen: You realize
[1:01:05 PM] Jordan VanDusen: oops can kick you from chat now
[1:01:07 PM] Jordan VanDusen: right?
[1:01:09 PM] Ash: yes but he wont
[1:01:18 PM] Ash: oops know im a good member
[1:01:19 PM] *** Игорь(oops_ur_dead) removed Ash from this conversation. ***
[4:49:43 PM] Creed: moderator is equal with keeper
[4:49:49 PM] Creed: moderator that does reports is higher than both
[4:50:01 PM] Creed: FM moderator is above those because FM is tits
[3/31/13 4:42:45 PM] Willem - Slaol: I want to do a report
[3/31/13 4:42:55 PM] AppleyNO: There is one left
[3/31/13 4:43:01 PM] AppleyNO: its an easy gamethrowing one
[3/31/13 4:43:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: I have to have clearance from Creed
[3/31/13 4:43:08 PM] Willem - Slaol: who should be here
[3/31/13 4:43:08 PM] Damus: Nope
[3/31/13 4:43:22 PM] AppleyNO: [4:43:10 PM] Willem - Slaol: who should be here
<<< But you are an Admin
[3/31/13 4:43:22 PM] Willem - Slaol: Creed, gimme dat clearance
[3/31/13 4:43:23 PM] AppleyNO: ...
[3/31/13 4:43:25 PM] AppleyNO: xD
[3/31/13 4:43:36 PM] Willem - Slaol: yea, Rap said I have to have clearance for Reports. Since I was never Keeper
[3/31/13 4:44:06 PM] Willem - Slaol: leave that report for me
[3/31/13 4:44:43 PM] AppleyNO: Too late
[3/31/13 4:44:50 PM] Willem - Slaol: NO!
[3/31/13 4:44:51 PM] AppleyNO: Damus took it five minutes ago
[3/31/13 4:44:51 PM] Auckmid: I'm making an easy report right now
[3/31/13 4:45:00 PM] Auckmid: Who wants?
[3/31/13 4:45:04 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:06 PM] Willem - Slaol: slaol
[3/31/13 4:45:08 PM] Willem - Slaol: leave it for me
[3/31/13 4:45:09 PM] Auckmid: Okay
[3/31/13 4:45:10 PM] Auckmid: Wait
[3/31/13 4:45:12 PM] steals it
[3/31/13 4:45:14 PM] Willem - Slaol: once Creed says it is ok
[3/31/13 4:45:16 PM] Auckmid: Your not a keeper?
[3/31/13 4:45:18 PM] Willem - Slaol: nope
[3/31/13 4:45:27 PM] Auckmid: Are you allowed to do reports?
[3/31/13 4:45:37 PM] Willem - Slaol: once Creed says its ok xD
[3/31/13 4:45:38 PM] Damus: [4:45:23 PM] Willem - Slaol: nope
<<<
[3/31/13 4:45:43 PM] Auckmid: :/
[3/31/13 4:46:03 PM] Auckmid: Even thought this game is taking forever
[3/31/13 4:46:14 PM] Auckmid: Idiot town searching for a witch
[3/31/13 4:46:25 PM] Auckmid: With 7 members left
[3/31/13 4:48:06 PM] Auckmid: Gah
[3/31/13 4:48:11 PM] Auckmid: do i have to staY?
[3/31/13 4:48:32 PM] Creed: IF you do well
[3/31/13 4:48:32 PM] Creed: :P
[3/31/13 4:48:40 PM] Auckmid: ?
[3/31/13 4:48:44 PM] Creed: @slaol
[3/31/13 4:48:48 PM] Auckmid: oh
[3/31/13 4:48:49 PM] Willem - Slaol: wut
[3/31/13 4:48:51 PM] Willem - Slaol: i can do it!
[3/31/13 4:48:53 PM] Auckmid: Do mine
[3/31/13 4:48:56 PM] Willem - Slaol: yea
[3/31/13 4:48:57 PM] Willem - Slaol: i will
[3/31/13 4:49:01 PM] Willem - Slaol: gg, nubs
[3/31/13 4:49:13 PM] Willem - Slaol: maybe one day i can be promoted to keeper
Slaol's quest to become keeper was long and arduous.
[6:10:14 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman is laughing so hard
[6:10:21 PM] Damus: Damus is super annoyed
[6:10:29 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen is doing taxes
[6:10:48 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman is making fries
[6:11:02 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen is still....doing taxes.....
[6:11:19 PM] Damus: Damus is tired of typing in this format
[6:11:27 PM] Thomas Gartman: xD
[6:11:36 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen thinks damus needs to man up
[6:11:55 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:10 PM] Thomas Gartman:
<<< Thomas Gartman is laughing so hard
[6:12:27 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman tried to open one of those resealable bags, and broke the bag..
[6:12:40 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen demands appley shares
[6:13:03 PM | Edited 6:13:13 PM] Damus: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< Rapterblaze thinks damus needs to man up
Damus thinks that Rapterblaze is overly sexual in his advances towards Damus.
[6:13:09 PM] Damus: Damus is very creeped out
[6:13:17 PM] Thomas Gartman: LOLOL
[6:13:25 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen does NOT see how that was sexual
[6:13:26 PM] Thomas Gartman: (rofl)
[6:13:33 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< Jordan VanDusen thinks damus needs to man up
[6:13:42 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< man up
[6:13:49 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< up
[6:13:58 PM] Damus: Damus thinks Rapterblaze doesn't realize how sexual he is and thus is very embarressed at Rapterblaze's "accidental" flirting.
[6:28:59 PM] Landstander: How many of you here are for the best interest of Mafia?
[6:29:08 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze raises hand
[6:29:09 PM] Landstander: Landstander raises hand
[6:29:17 PM] AppleyNO: AppleyNO rasies hand
[6:29:18 PM] Damus: Damus raises nothing
[6:29:25 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze is in charge and orders damus to raise hand
[6:29:37 PM] Damus: Damus raises his hand after rap sexually abuses him
[6:29:43 PM] Landstander: I trust you 3 no doubt.
[6:29:44 PM] Damus:
[6:29:59 PM | Edited 6:30:05 PM] Damus: Damus looks at rap worriedly
[6:30:09 PM] Damus: Er
[6:30:10 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze gets more lube
[4/3/2013 8:56:24 PM] oops_ur_dead: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
[4/3/2013 8:56:27 PM] oops_ur_dead: GLIP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[4/3/2013 8:56:29 PM] oops_ur_dead: WITH YOUR AVATAR
[4/3/2013 8:56:30 PM] oops_ur_dead: HOLY
[4/3/2013 8:56:30 PM] oops_ur_dead: FUCK
[4/3/2013 9:07:14 PM] oops_ur_dead: Glip I'm fucking banning you so hard
[4/3/2013 9:07:24 PM] oops_ur_dead: It's gonna have AoE and ban at least 10 other people
[1:29:19 AM] Willem - Slaol: guaranteed 600% increase in sex
*Creed is typing*
[1:29:29 AM] Creed: nvm
[1:29:30 AM] Glip: I'm not looking for sex
[1:29:30 AM] Creed: not gonna say it
[1:29:30 AM] Michael (Echonian): 600% increase from 0
[2:56:42 PM] Damus: BRUNO YOUR BLACK>???
[2:56:47 PM] Bernadette: yes
[2:56:48 PM] Damus: THIS ADDS TO YOUR SEX APPEAL
[2:56:48 PM] Bernadette: so is yayap
[2:56:55 PM] Bernadette: we are an african american gay couple
[2:57:00 PM] Damus: BONUS
These are the people who keep this site going. God help us.
[5/26/2012 11:08:37 PM | Edited 11:08:46 PM] Landstander: I got tree bark stuck in my teef
[5/26/2012 11:08:53 PM] Landstander: what do
[5/26/2012 11:09:13 PM | Edited 11:09:26 PM] Landstander: i could use a toothpick, but them both being wood could make things worse
[5/26/2012 11:09:17 PM] Landstander: and im not prepared for that
[5/26/2012 11:09:34 PM] Jordan VanDusen: how exactly would that make it worse?
[5/26/2012 11:09:40 PM] Jordan VanDusen: just use a toothpick
[5/26/2012 11:09:42 PM] Landstander: theyre both wood...
[5/26/2012 11:09:46 PM] Jordan VanDusen: so?
[5/26/2012 11:09:58 PM | Edited 11:10:20 PM] Landstander: when two wood sticks are rubbed together, it makes fire
[5/26/2012 11:10:04 PM] Jordan VanDusen: .....in your mouth?
[5/26/2012 11:10:07 PM] Landstander: i dont even own an extingusiger
[5/26/2012 11:10:10 PM] Jordan VanDusen: damn that bark must be good
[4:56:45 PM] Landstander: i know that can lead to brain damage
[4:57:00 PM] Landstander: boyfriends dad had that, now hes a paranoid schitzo
[1:00:54 PM] Jordan VanDusen: ....
[1:00:56 PM] Jordan VanDusen: You realize
[1:01:05 PM] Jordan VanDusen: oops can kick you from chat now
[1:01:07 PM] Jordan VanDusen: right?
[1:01:09 PM] Ash: yes but he wont
[1:01:18 PM] Ash: oops know im a good member
[1:01:19 PM] *** Игорь(oops_ur_dead) removed Ash from this conversation. ***
[4:49:43 PM] Creed: moderator is equal with keeper
[4:49:49 PM] Creed: moderator that does reports is higher than both
[4:50:01 PM] Creed: FM moderator is above those because FM is tits
[3/31/13 4:42:45 PM] Willem - Slaol: I want to do a report
[3/31/13 4:42:55 PM] AppleyNO: There is one left
[3/31/13 4:43:01 PM] AppleyNO: its an easy gamethrowing one
[3/31/13 4:43:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: I have to have clearance from Creed
[3/31/13 4:43:08 PM] Willem - Slaol: who should be here
[3/31/13 4:43:08 PM] Damus: Nope
[3/31/13 4:43:22 PM] AppleyNO: [4:43:10 PM] Willem - Slaol: who should be here
<<< But you are an Admin
[3/31/13 4:43:22 PM] Willem - Slaol: Creed, gimme dat clearance
[3/31/13 4:43:23 PM] AppleyNO: ...
[3/31/13 4:43:25 PM] AppleyNO: xD
[3/31/13 4:43:36 PM] Willem - Slaol: yea, Rap said I have to have clearance for Reports. Since I was never Keeper
[3/31/13 4:44:06 PM] Willem - Slaol: leave that report for me
[3/31/13 4:44:43 PM] AppleyNO: Too late
[3/31/13 4:44:50 PM] Willem - Slaol: NO!
[3/31/13 4:44:51 PM] AppleyNO: Damus took it five minutes ago
[3/31/13 4:44:51 PM] Auckmid: I'm making an easy report right now
[3/31/13 4:45:00 PM] Auckmid: Who wants?
[3/31/13 4:45:04 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:05 PM] Willem - Slaol: me
[3/31/13 4:45:06 PM] Willem - Slaol: slaol
[3/31/13 4:45:08 PM] Willem - Slaol: leave it for me
[3/31/13 4:45:09 PM] Auckmid: Okay
[3/31/13 4:45:10 PM] Auckmid: Wait
[3/31/13 4:45:12 PM] steals it
[3/31/13 4:45:14 PM] Willem - Slaol: once Creed says it is ok
[3/31/13 4:45:16 PM] Auckmid: Your not a keeper?
[3/31/13 4:45:18 PM] Willem - Slaol: nope
[3/31/13 4:45:27 PM] Auckmid: Are you allowed to do reports?
[3/31/13 4:45:37 PM] Willem - Slaol: once Creed says its ok xD
[3/31/13 4:45:38 PM] Damus: [4:45:23 PM] Willem - Slaol: nope
<<<
[3/31/13 4:45:43 PM] Auckmid: :/
[3/31/13 4:46:03 PM] Auckmid: Even thought this game is taking forever
[3/31/13 4:46:14 PM] Auckmid: Idiot town searching for a witch
[3/31/13 4:46:25 PM] Auckmid: With 7 members left
[3/31/13 4:48:06 PM] Auckmid: Gah
[3/31/13 4:48:11 PM] Auckmid: do i have to staY?
[3/31/13 4:48:32 PM] Creed: IF you do well
[3/31/13 4:48:32 PM] Creed: :P
[3/31/13 4:48:40 PM] Auckmid: ?
[3/31/13 4:48:44 PM] Creed: @slaol
[3/31/13 4:48:48 PM] Auckmid: oh
[3/31/13 4:48:49 PM] Willem - Slaol: wut
[3/31/13 4:48:51 PM] Willem - Slaol: i can do it!
[3/31/13 4:48:53 PM] Auckmid: Do mine
[3/31/13 4:48:56 PM] Willem - Slaol: yea
[3/31/13 4:48:57 PM] Willem - Slaol: i will
[3/31/13 4:49:01 PM] Willem - Slaol: gg, nubs
[3/31/13 4:49:13 PM] Willem - Slaol: maybe one day i can be promoted to keeper
Slaol's quest to become keeper was long and arduous.
[6:10:14 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman is laughing so hard
[6:10:21 PM] Damus: Damus is super annoyed
[6:10:29 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen is doing taxes
[6:10:48 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman is making fries
[6:11:02 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen is still....doing taxes.....
[6:11:19 PM] Damus: Damus is tired of typing in this format
[6:11:27 PM] Thomas Gartman: xD
[6:11:36 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen thinks damus needs to man up
[6:11:55 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:10 PM] Thomas Gartman:
<<< Thomas Gartman is laughing so hard
[6:12:27 PM] Thomas Gartman: Thomas Gartman tried to open one of those resealable bags, and broke the bag..
[6:12:40 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen demands appley shares
[6:13:03 PM | Edited 6:13:13 PM] Damus: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< Rapterblaze thinks damus needs to man up
Damus thinks that Rapterblaze is overly sexual in his advances towards Damus.
[6:13:09 PM] Damus: Damus is very creeped out
[6:13:17 PM] Thomas Gartman: LOLOL
[6:13:25 PM] Jordan VanDusen: Jordan VanDusen does NOT see how that was sexual
[6:13:26 PM] Thomas Gartman: (rofl)
[6:13:33 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< Jordan VanDusen thinks damus needs to man up
[6:13:42 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< man up
[6:13:49 PM] Thomas Gartman: [6:11 PM] Jordan VanDusen:
<<< up
[6:13:58 PM] Damus: Damus thinks Rapterblaze doesn't realize how sexual he is and thus is very embarressed at Rapterblaze's "accidental" flirting.
[6:28:59 PM] Landstander: How many of you here are for the best interest of Mafia?
[6:29:08 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze raises hand
[6:29:09 PM] Landstander: Landstander raises hand
[6:29:17 PM] AppleyNO: AppleyNO rasies hand
[6:29:18 PM] Damus: Damus raises nothing
[6:29:25 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze is in charge and orders damus to raise hand
[6:29:37 PM] Damus: Damus raises his hand after rap sexually abuses him
[6:29:43 PM] Landstander: I trust you 3 no doubt.
[6:29:44 PM] Damus:
[6:29:59 PM | Edited 6:30:05 PM] Damus: Damus looks at rap worriedly
[6:30:09 PM] Damus: Er
[6:30:10 PM] Rapterblaze: Rapterblaze gets more lube
[4/3/2013 8:56:24 PM] oops_ur_dead: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
[4/3/2013 8:56:27 PM] oops_ur_dead: GLIP WHAT ARE YOU DOING
[4/3/2013 8:56:29 PM] oops_ur_dead: WITH YOUR AVATAR
[4/3/2013 8:56:30 PM] oops_ur_dead: HOLY
[4/3/2013 8:56:30 PM] oops_ur_dead: FUCK
[4/3/2013 9:07:14 PM] oops_ur_dead: Glip I'm fucking banning you so hard
[4/3/2013 9:07:24 PM] oops_ur_dead: It's gonna have AoE and ban at least 10 other people
[1:29:19 AM] Willem - Slaol: guaranteed 600% increase in sex
*Creed is typing*
[1:29:29 AM] Creed: nvm
[1:29:30 AM] Glip: I'm not looking for sex
[1:29:30 AM] Creed: not gonna say it
[1:29:30 AM] Michael (Echonian): 600% increase from 0
[2:56:42 PM] Damus: BRUNO YOUR BLACK>???
[2:56:47 PM] Bernadette: yes
[2:56:48 PM] Damus: THIS ADDS TO YOUR SEX APPEAL
[2:56:48 PM] Bernadette: so is yayap
[2:56:55 PM] Bernadette: we are an african american gay couple
[2:57:00 PM] Damus: BONUS
These are the people who keep this site going. God help us.