I'm french, and I have to warm you. Yeah. I have.

[Antithese]

Hi guys.

I'm Mouse on the Keys IG. And I'm here to warn you.

You may have noticed, but there was a bunch of french noobs coming Mafia since July (including me :laugh:).
That was caused by Pomf & Thud. Who are they ? They're famous french SC2 shoutcasters (who organized Iron Squids, btw) and they made a youtube video on Mafia mod (jul. 6th) :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR8ufN0ddUg

And I'm here today to warn you. Pomf & Thud made an other youtube video on Mafia mod. Today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JMDOlLFuEs

French noobs incoming.

[Wydrah]

Oh, thank God. Winter is coming. I was worried until now.

[Xen]

...

-suicide

[RLVG]

I've seen you. Mouse on the Keys. I've also seen Pomf and Thud.

I'm RLVG, or all kind of vulgar random names like "Captain Cactus Forever Fuckus", "Mother, Father and Child", and so on.
So sick... I'm soooo sick.


If one of the video recording guys were on the match where as an Arso burning 9, I'd like to see it because town sucked so bad and none det me LOL.

Or if I'm more unfortunate, a fail vigi killing a Sheriff, Sheriff and Bus Driver.

[MoDTassadar]

J'aime le fromage!

[Damus_Graves]

Well...I would hated to be in those games.

[MissingNo]

its warm enough here already

[MoDTassadar]

Tu t'apelle comment?

[tiloup1441]

Je m'apelle tiloup

[Uniriuddy]

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[Mugy]

So glad Im on the NA server...

[Chane]

just a french man in a game. he was jester and only screamed in french and caps.

he then revealed after being lynched he spoke English perfectly fine. considered cheating or not?

[Damus_Graves]

just a french man in a game. he was jester and only screamed in french and caps.

he then revealed after being lynched he spoke English perfectly fine. considered cheating or not?

No it is a legit strat, albeit it a low one.

[Antithese]

its warm enough here already

F*ck.I was thinking : "Okay, it's warning, so warn". And I've fucking written warm. Can someone edit thread title ?

[Chane]

I am french and I have to warm you, you ain't my gf o.0

[Guardian]

I am french and I have to warm you, you ain't my gf o.0

mmmmm
cozy :)

French noobs cant possibly be that bad.
They will be slowly be absorbed into the pro community.
...
...

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

[Damus_Graves]

Honestly it only takes a few games, and a steady hand, to turn a newb into an acceptable player.

[Antithese]

mmmmm
cozy :)

French noobs cant possibly be that bad.
They will be slowly be absorbed into the pro community.
...
...

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Yeah. I've 100 rp right now and define myself as a decent player. :o

[Chane]

Yeah. I've 100 rp right now and define myself as a decent player. :o

you meant to type 10 rep?

because I am at 81 and 100 gives 2 bars.

[Wydrah]

and now for jokes


put it in water

[Chane]

and now for jokes


put it in water

*slaps knee*

+rep get

[Wydrah]

:3

[Antithese]

you meant to type 10 rep?

because I am at 81 and 100 gives 2 bars.

100 ranked points :)

[Tensa]

Thanks ranked prevent me from frenchs

[Sin]

Nah, I'm french, and I go ranked.

There is nowhere to hide. In ranked, no one will hear you scream.


You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Your alibi is fragile. This random lynch is redundant. French people are your salvation through stupidization.

[CmG]

Your ranked points just crumble if you role mafia or neutral killer. I was at 150 ranking points and rolled 3 times in a row mafia = GG. Ranking points is totaly luck based. Nothing to brag about as long as a town loss weight as much as a scum loss.

[Damus_Graves]

Your ranked points just crumble if you role mafia or neutral killer. I was at 150 ranking points and rolled 3 times in a row mafia = GG. Ranking points is totaly luck based. Nothing to brag about as long as a town loss weight as much as a scum loss.

Unless you...win. as the evil roles >.>

[Sin]

Unless you...win. as the evil roles >.>

IMPOSSIBRU !!!

[Damus_Graves]

IMPOSSIBRU !!!

Not really, over half my wins are evil wins.

[Tensa]

Well if your not a pro it's hard to win as jester and arso in ranked^^


(I already tryed to speak french)

[Chane]

Well if your not a pro it's hard to win as jester and arso in ranked^^


(I already tryed to speak french)

jester in ranked is fucking easy. just make a "mechanical mistake" day4/5/6 when claiming a role.

arson is much much harder

[Ash]

Warm me?

[creedkingsx]

Warm me?
you seem cold.

[Ash]

you seem cold.
warm me pls

[Sin]

An experience I just lived.

Standard game, on my save (very close to the Stnadard on Ranked). I am Escort. One of the players is called "François Hollande", and d1, all frenchies start talking french (at least, that was only for day one). So a lot of french players.

I find the GF on day one. "Hollande" appears to be Jailor, I pm him what I know, ant tell him to get everyone's roles, and not to lynch. N2, bodyguard kills the SK, so the only killer can be roleblocked. Looks like easy win, right ?

WRONG. On Ballot day, I am blackmailed, AND THE JAILOR ACCUSES ONE GUY RANDOMLY. So of course, someone is lynched, a townie.

From this day on, I was logically blackmailed every day. And on the second day, suddenly, the same Jailor accuses me to be maf, claiming "I know you are maf". And I get lynched. While blackmailed. Even worse: I'm lynched by 3 vs 1, and HIS VOTE WAS ON GUILTY. Even worse, the invest that was lynched CONFIRMED I WAS ESCORT IN HIS LW.

So I rage, obviously. Game continues, and both mafs are finally identified. It comes to a 2 vs 2, with doc/jailor vs mafioso/blackmailer. So a 50/50 : if jailor jails mafioso, win, right ?

Wrong. HE FORGOT TO JAIL.

And after that, he said "I just made one mistake".
French people, ladies and gentlemen. I feel a bit ashamed.

[Antithese]

warm me pls
Okay. :)


French people, ladies and gentlemen. I feel a bit ashamed.
Feel ashamed of your people. I'm french, but asian :D

[Tensa]

An experience I just lived.

Standard game, on my save (very close to the Stnadard on Ranked). I am Escort. One of the players is called "François Hollande", and d1, all frenchies start talking french (at least, that was only for day one). So a lot of french players.

I find the GF on day one. "Hollande" appears to be Jailor, I pm him what I know, ant tell him to get everyone's roles, and not to lynch. N2, bodyguard kills the SK, so the only killer can be roleblocked. Looks like easy win, right ?

WRONG. On Ballot day, I am blackmailed, AND THE JAILOR ACCUSES ONE GUY RANDOMLY. So of course, someone is lynched, a townie.

From this day on, I was logically blackmailed every day. And on the second day, suddenly, the same Jailor accuses me to be maf, claiming "I know you are maf". And I get lynched. While blackmailed. Even worse: I'm lynched by 3 vs 1, and HIS VOTE WAS ON GUILTY. Even worse, the invest that was lynched CONFIRMED I WAS ESCORT IN HIS LW.

So I rage, obviously. Game continues, and both mafs are finally identified. It comes to a 2 vs 2, with doc/jailor vs mafioso/blackmailer. So a 50/50 : if jailor jails mafioso, win, right ?

Wrong. HE FORGOT TO JAIL.

And after that, he said "I just made one mistake".
French people, ladies and gentlemen. I feel a bit ashamed.



Welcome in france !