Retarded things people do in SC2 Mafia that piss you off?

[Mack The Knife]

As title says.

Person A: Sheriff here, Person C is mafia.
Person B: but sheriff is dead, so you can't be sheriff.
Me (either dead or black mailed): Are you seriously implying sheriff is a unique role? Don't make me bitch slap you through your monitor.

*Person A ends up getting lynched, hey look, He IS sheriff*

[Crimson]

I can't stand it when people game throw.

[Damus_Graves]

Point hackers/game throwers

Oh and AFK Killers

[Mack The Knife]

Something that just pissed me off. I caught SK as a jailor. I exe him but get role blocked and so I get killed by the SK. What a shit stroke of luck.

[stanoly]

Something that just pissed me off. I caught SK as a jailor. I exe him but get role blocked and so I get killed by the SK. What a shit stroke of luck.

i lol'ed

[Fatalis]

I taught jailors are immune to rb..

[Gzz]

there is much , but there is the most important :
Sherrif : ( d 1 ) x is mafia/arso/sk !
Derp : No , you are exe , LYNCH THE EXE .
and appears effectively sherrif

[Bahkieh]

Mayor reveals....

Derp town lynches anyways......

[stanoly]

there is much , but there is the most important :
Sherrif : ( d 1 ) x is mafia/arso/sk !
Derp : No , you are exe , LYNCH THE EXE .
and appears effectively sherrif

It gets even worse when the mafia that sheriff found was disguiser...

[Fatalis]

Mayor reveals....

Derp town lynches anyways......

LOL
You remind me of DR getting lynched like that

[Damus_Graves]

How about this.

Spy claims spy;
the last two mafia ppl do a spy test.
Spy gets it right, and the mafia says NOPE FAILED....spy gets lynched flips spy.
the mafia ppl survived for four more days...and won

[Ambient]

I taught jailors are immune to rb..

People who think this.

[creedkingsx]

When my mafioso claims spy.
Biggest.
Facepalm.
Ever.

[Mr Dingleberry]

Ok im just going to go through a couple of circumstances:

1. Ok, so this town were SOOO lucky. So we started and I got the role consigliere which was amazing because ive played nearly every town role 3 times over and this is the 1st time ive been this role. So N1 goes by, GF doesn't kill so it is just me and framer.
D2 comes and the 2 mafia I was with were dead, the town somehow found the SK on D2. (The framer killed by the SK and the GF killed by jailor) I was so pissed off. Anyway, N2 comes and I get become GF (as the other GF died.) I decide to kill Ercole, I kill him and he turns out to be jailor, then somehow a lookour happens to be on Ercole, and says I am GF. I was so amazed at this so I had to think quickly as I was put on trial. I said I was Spy as I couldn't think of anything else. I ended up being lynched and so D3 comes and all the Mafia roles are dead along with the SK...
(The town nearly lost to cult aswell.)

2. I wanted to punch myself in the face as I was dead throughout the whole thing. Ok so there were these 2 people Raffele I and I think it was Ehno, about 3 town vote Ehno on trial but no one else did (town had clues but there must of been a Framer) then Raffele steps up and says "Guys dont random" and Ehno wouldn't reveal his role, it seemed like they were 2 obvious mafia. The sheriff who said Ehno was mafia then was raged at by Raffele and they had a big arguement. 5 people put the sheriff on trial even though another sheriff already confirm him being sheriff, then 2 people inno and 4 guilty, two of these guiltys are from Ehno and Raffele (they clearly knew he was sheriff Raffele said "he is a shit sheriff anyway," after he was killed he Raffele said Omg noob town are noob... Now everyone think they both maf yet only 3 people trial either one of them... Next night Ehno is killed turned out his role was Mayor who cares about a mayor? they are only useful late game. So he wouldn't reveal his role as a mayor? And later on Raffele died cursing all of town and that they are all stupid and noobs. His role was Citizen. I mean WTF they are actually town yet they play like they are mafia. And to top it all of SK was with mafia throughout the WHOLE GAME...

Anyway they were two stories which happened in a game of Mafia.
Now things that piss me off:

-People lynch even though sheriff say they are clean.
-Bus Driver switch you with someone and you die.
-Being killed by a Failor.
-Game Throwers (there was 3 town left and 1 maf and this guy sided with a obvious maf even though he was town)
-Complete and utter idiots
-And lastly a guy called in-game Large Penis he has screwed up SO MANY GAMES for me due to his stupidity...

[AppleyNO]

*Create offensive/colorful name*
*Role Veteran*
*Go on alert*
*Literally the entire town was wiped out last night*
Really guys?

[Ash]

*Create offensive/colorful name*
*Role Veteran*
*Go on alert*
*Literally the entire town was wiped out last night*
Really guys?
no citizens?

[AppleyNO]

no citizens?

Nope, and its like


Mason
Mason
Veteran
Detective
Mafia
Mafia

In the Morning

[McKinley]

When I play a game where GF says in night chat "I got the best plan ever. Follow my lead."

And then Spy gets him lynched.

[lionsgatepride]

when the godfather is afk, it really pisses me off, in fact we were winning but at the end because the godfather was afk and the perfect kill was there, we lost

[Mugy]

Bus driver bussed who i'm investigating, yet won't tell me when I ask in public chat. End up lynching the sheriff or something

[Oblivion]

-When you get invest or sheriff and find mafia but 3/4 of the town is afk or wont vote.
-When you get SK but sheriff catches you N1.
-When an escort/consort sits on you for the entire game.
-When you get consig/framer and the GF insists on killing your targets.

[Raptorblaze]

When people claim they are skyping in jail as evidence that they are town...

[abacab]

- Investigative roles: they normally shout out their clues on d2/d3 so everyone will either think it's an exe or an evil role. You don't shout out your clues that early, go on CAPS mode because not all are totally like "oh, that guy is shouting ORANGE IS MAF on day2, i have to trust him, because yes!", and then go like "doc on me!" because, yes, everyone knows that the first to shout out he's sheriff MUST be sheriff. Those fast revealers are useless as shit. Investigate, write your clues in your lw and held the town, do not confuse them.
- Role-lovers: being sk and getting caught on n1 is neither retarded nor ruining the game. It's very exactly the one thing this game is about. Retarded on the other hand are those role-lovers. They disconnect when they get doctor or investigator and are pissed when they get caught too early in their favorite role. Yesterday someone made it clear that he will kill the guy who caught him in his favorite role in every single game he can find him.
- those clever guys: they chatspam from d1, are probably your brother at arms in the mafia, shouting out that they are, well, a mafia role, and while you cross your fingers in exchange for a quick prayer, this guy comes up with other names, sometimes true mafia, sometimes fake, everyone's confused. In nightchat he says it's all part of the plan, the next day he is lynched. Plan never works, you just wait there for the cops to get you and try to find a reason why someone might make such a plan. Or even if it was a plan at all.
When the normal game is too hard for you, when it hurts you physically trying to find out who's who, when your mom tells you way too often that you can become everything you want, you might not be the next super-genius, but, how shall i put it... a retard.
- the daily clash between noobs and those who have played a few rounds: it's not the noobs that ruin the game, it's those that stop communicating with them. Imagine your GF is new to the game and he simply targets what you target (you're cons for example), but you just do some spiritual enhancing facepalm instead of telling him how it works. Imagine you're the 3rd mafia guy and you just watch that noob and that retard doing this shit over the length of 3 nights, but instead of facepalming your ugly face, you just considered to give one away to the town and fake to be sheriff and try to focus on winning by being a traitor, then you're doing it halfway right. So it's with town roles. When someone claims to be a noob, chances are way above 80% he's faking it. Whether true or not, it works, half the town just switches on the rage mode and forgets about playing. Or communicating. Why's that bad? Well, because this game is played by communicating. Thats why. I guess it's just too easy to make sure everyone knows who ruined everything, just so you can go back to trolling and not playing at all.
- retards: and i don't mean those who are driven around in a wheelchair by family members. I don't even mean the vigi who thought it would be better to take a chance, than to wait for the mafia to get him and unfortunately killing the sheriff. I don't mean the mafia guy on trial, having no more options to defend himself and just gives up. I am speaking of those 80% of the players who are daed and spend the rest of their time in the grave muttering into their chubby chins about town/mafia being total retarded. You, kids, are the real retards. They're docs who claimed sheriff just to lynch the guy who took the name they wanted, who then get lynched because some invest found out he's not sheriff. They're investigators lynching everyone they find, though there's a busdriver and a witch and a framer. They're townsfolk trying to force the jailor to reveal themselves on day2. They're detectives, lynching someone who named himself Justin Bieber just for the name. Too bad he's doctor and people lynch the detective next. But most of all, they're the ones who use "100%" in a sentence about the roles of others. ... This game is about lies. This game is about framing, busdriving, bewitching, claiming inv when you're cons., about only to trust yourself. There's just too many to write them all down.

Every fault that is done as a role, blocking the inv. 3 nights in a row, executing the wrong person, is part of the game. This makes the game interesting and funny. Retards can be found easily. In 99% of the cases, they fuck this game up by metagaming.

My opinion.

[Fatalis]

*Create offensive/colorful name*
*Role Veteran*
*Go on alert*
*Literally the entire town was wiped out last night*
Really guys?
This happened on the first time I played with DR
he killed 11 people

[AppleyNO]

Replay or it didn't happen

[Fatalis]

I knew I shouldn't have installed windows 8
GG replays

[Beerwolf]

Pet hate: Jailors and Vigilantes that INSIST on random killing anyone... and when they get lucky, some townie would say "Good job Jailor / Vigilante"... only encouraging these idiots to random more.

Another pet hate: You state CLEARLY who the bad guy(s) are in your last will, yet everyone seems to ignore it... and town get lynched one by one still... I seriously hate people that ignore your last will...!!

And last, but not least: Abstainers [non-Voters]... how I loathe them. Townies alive yet takes just one bad guy vote to get you lynched! GG town! Or people that don't vote for a chance, and instead just lose by default the following day... e.g. - 4 Town [with no detect roles or abilities to help], vs 3 Mafia... Town don't take chance to lynch anyone, and defaults a win to Mafia being 3v3 the follow day.

[Damus_Graves]

Pet hate: Jailors and Vigilantes that INSIST on random killing anyone... and when they get lucky, some townie would say "Good job Jailor / Vigilante"... only encouraging these idiots to random more.

Another pet hate: You state CLEARLY who the bad guy(s) are in your last will, yet everyone seems to ignore it... and town get lynched one by one still... I seriously hate people that ignore your last will...!!

And last, but not least: Abstainers [non-Voters]... how I loathe them. Townies alive yet takes just one bad guy vote to get you lynched! GG town! Or people that don't vote for a chance, and instead just lose by default the following day... e.g. - 4 Town [with no detect roles or abilities to help], vs 3 Mafia... Town don't take chance to lynch anyone, and defaults a win to Mafia being 3v3 the follow day.

I agree. I dislike tiny vote/defense timer's.

[EliteMarine]

Pet hate: Jailors and Vigilantes that INSIST on random killing anyone... and when they get lucky, some townie would say "Good job Jailor / Vigilante"... only encouraging these idiots to random more.


This is truth.

Only for them to fail horribly in killing the doctor/sheriff.

[Xen]

When people claim they are skyping in jail as evidence that they are town...

ahhahahha, that made me laugh

[cookies4you]

Do you REALLY want to know what pisses me off the most in Mafia? Please note, that this is the one thing in Mafia that I hate the most, even more than Skypers.


When people go AFK...

[lionsgatepride]

what thing i hate is when people keep saying things AS THEY DIE
like the godfather who kept screaming cit (in a game with none)
or the guy saying how one of them was gonna die, implying he was jester, and he was the serial killer

[Damus_Graves]

i can understand your disdain for those individuals

[Mack The Knife]

When someone starts a leave train pre-game start.

Beyond shit saves in general in which people fail to repick.

AFK host right off the bat.

Two or more role quitters that are both town that throw the balance out of whack, effectively signalling the towns loss without massive luck.

As survivor, when mafia/SK kill me.

[Damus_Graves]

When i roll Citizen and the survive throughout the game to the end.

Winds up getting lynched because of skypers (Townie-Mafia)

[Glip]

Cases in which there's an equivalent number of town and mafia left, and I'm the only neutral left as a witch, and I claim and then either get lynched by the mafia, or killed by them at night.

Similar situations have happened as Survivor.

This is why I never side with the mafia anymore. They're all a bunch of jerks.

[Damus_Graves]

Oh i forgot:
When you have a genuis defense planned out for being Godfather and Just as you press enter your cat jumps on your key board adding this:
adjasdagrewve432

[Jr4life24]

(In call with 5 other people in game)
*Starts bandwagon on all town as town then suicide night 3*

[AppleyNO]

As a citizen, getting lynched D1 by claiming citizen asking to be converted.

[kyle1234513]

the number one thing i hate most is when someone quits before the game even starts because they didnt get the role they wanted. sorry you dont want to play sheriff/investigator. im also sorry you didnt get arson for the 5th game in a row.

[Damus_Graves]

the number one thing i hate most is when someone quits before the game even starts because they didnt get the role they wanted. sorry you dont want to play sheriff/investigator. im also sorry you didnt get arson for the 5th game in a row.

Or doctor or citizen or survivor or mafioso or spy or Coroner (Sad sad ppl)

[Glip]

Or doctor or citizen or survivor or mafioso or spy or Coroner (Sad sad ppl)

Spy with all the options turned on is one of the most OP roles in the universe. I don't know why anyone ever quits with it.

If you're lucky and mafia has roles that cannot target other mafia, you get to confirm 2 people as not mafia every single night.

By night 3, you pretty much know who all the mafia are already, and can push the lynches onto them.

Not only this, but if people question if you're really town, you can 100% prove yourself with a PM test.

So OP.

[Damus_Graves]

yeah but ppl dont like not having a night ability.
their simple ppl ^.^ (is jking ishly)

[Mack The Knife]

Just had a game where a non-counter claimed vet who killed a mafia was visited by a few town snooping roles the night after and killed them. Idiots.

[cookies4you]

Or doctor or citizen or survivor or mafioso or spy or Coroner (Sad sad ppl)

Citizen, Survivor, Spy and Coroner, strangely enough, are my favorite roles. Coroner and Spy, with their abilities enabled, are both OP as fuck, while Citizens and Survivors make for epic last stands, especially when you win 1 v 1 against the Godfather with a Citizen.

[Damus_Graves]

Citizen, Survivor, Spy and Coroner, strangely enough, are my favorite roles. Coroner and Spy, with their abilities enabled, are both OP as fuck, while Citizens and Survivors make for epic last stands, especially when you win 1 v 1 against the Godfather with a Citizen.

YES! this! you sir are now one of my favorite people.

[Mugy]

Citizen, Survivor, Spy and Coroner, strangely enough, are my favorite roles. Coroner and Spy, with their abilities enabled, are both OP as fuck, while Citizens and Survivors make for epic last stands, especially when you win 1 v 1 against the Godfather with a Citizen.
Mafia reactions when they realize the last town was a cit are always epic.

[Damus_Graves]

When the town riggs the game so the citizen ends up tying with mafia and realizes that he doesnt wins ties with the mafia

[Damus_Graves]

Or when the doctor reveals day one saying give me bribes i give you heals and the jailor executes him

[Mack The Knife]

People who pull their router out as they get lynched to spite everyone. Argh.

[AppleyNO]

I was in a game...

Day one.
Purple - I ROLLED INVESTIGATOR I HATE THIS ROLE
Day 2 - The Jailors killed the coroner and the mayor
Brown - OMG Im a jailor and I didn't jail last night! THREE JAILORS
-skip in 5 seconds
Day 3 - Red is dead, Jailor... Brown has been executed by jailor, he was jailor.....
Invest - BLACK IS GF NO CITIZENS (spams this)
LYNCH THE SPAMMER!
(This is when I left)

[Jr4life24]

Or when the doctor reveals day one saying give me bribes i give you heals and the jailor executes him

Something that I've actually seen smart. A player claimed Doc late game, It was a godfather and a janitor, Killed both and an SK.

[cookies4you]

I was in a game...

Day one.
Purple - I ROLLED INVESTIGATOR I HATE THIS ROLE
Day 2 - The Jailors killed the coroner and the mayor
Brown - OMG Im a jailor and I didn't jail last night! THREE JAILORS
-skip in 5 seconds
Day 3 - Red is dead, Jailor... Brown has been executed by jailor, he was jailor.....
Invest - BLACK IS GF NO CITIZENS (spams this)
LYNCH THE SPAMMER!
(This is when I left)

... Holy fuck, I WAS IN THAT GAME! I JUST FINISHED IT, HERE'S THE REPLAY!

~Replay is being loaded....4687

Basically, I was the Disguiser, and I managed to convince the Town to lynch an idiotic spammer. Afterwards, Appley left, and I chased a Veteran. Soon afterwards, the Town became convinced that my buddy, the GF, was the GF, since I stood up for him. The Town lost when a game-throwing Jailor joined forces with an Arsonist to purge the Town of everybody.

Oh, and the best part? The Amnesiac was an AFK.

[Damus_Graves]

People who pull their router out as they get lynched to spite everyone. Argh.

agreed. it's aggravation.

BTW also when someone lags out when the game starts

[AppleyNO]

... Holy fuck, I WAS IN THAT GAME! I JUST FINISHED IT, HERE'S THE REPLAY!

~Replay is being loaded....4687

Basically, I was the Disguiser, and I managed to convince the Town to lynch an idiotic spammer. Afterwards, Appley left, and I chased a Veteran. Soon afterwards, the Town became convinced that my buddy, the GF, was the GF, since I stood up for him. The Town lost when a game-throwing Jailor joined forces with an Arsonist to purge the Town of everybody.

Oh, and the best part? The Amnesiac was an AFK.

LOL

[Psyduck]

people that complain

[lionsgatepride]

people that complainI assume this is why your name is NecroThreads.

[Psyduck]

wat lion?