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July 18th, 2012, 04:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSeNSzJ2-Jw

"Rook, status report. Rook, please acknowledge. Rook?"

Carlson ripped his headset off and threw it against the wall. He now had less than seven soldiers left in his command. Jenkins, Criid, Reynolds, Wash, Jayne and Wilder gathered around their commander in a solemn circle. Their dead comrades were piled to one side as blood pooled around their feet, their boots sticking to the metal plating. The last attack mounted by the Enclave had been particularly deadly, and Carlson knew that they would all be dead before the day was out. The knowledge that feral ghouls inhabited the floors above him while the Enclave and Brotherhood of Steel cut off access to the floors below filled him with the dread realization that he was left with only one course of action.

"Wash, open up communications. Try to contact the field commanders of the Enclave and Brotherhood forces. White flag. Tell them we want to talk. Tell them... we are not alone."

---

Carlson stood in the corridor in front of the hatch. He was unarmed, with his arms crossed.

To his left, rounding the corner, approached the Enclave field commander. Apparently his title was Major Baskevyl. He wore the specialized power armour typical of the Enclave forces, black with intimidating designs. He strode along the corridor haughtily as if he owned the place. He had agreed to come unarmed, and Carlson was glad to see that the arrangement had been honoured.

To Carlson's right, a soldier wearing the Brotherhood of Steel power armour came into view. The figure was smaller than the other commanders, with a more slender frame. Carlson had been informed that the Brotherhood commander went by the title 'Defender Stonny'. As the Brotherhood commander approached, they took off their helm.

Stonny turned out to be a woman, with stone cold eyes. Her blonde hair was pulled back into tight ponytail, and the expression on her face showed only grim determination.

Baskevyl snorted.

"So what's this chit chat about? I thought the NCR pussies had surrendered, but you Brotherhood of Steel dickwipes are usually too stubborn for that."

Carlson held up his hands outstretched and stood between the two other commanders. Stonny relaxed the fist she had formed, and settled for an outstretched finger. Baskevyl laughed.

"So if you're not surrendering, why are we here? I should just kill you right now."

"You'll get your chance soon enough, Baskevyl. You too, Stonny. We all want control of this installation, and I know you've both got a strike force locked in there with the other survivors. Right now we all want to get inside that control booth but we can't; we're at their mercy now. All we can do is survive out here until it's all over. I lost a squad earlier when they investigated the upper levels. I have reason to believe that those levels are swarming with feral ghouls..."

Stonny raised her fist to silence Carlson. Her eyebrow raised.

"It seems you may be right, Carlson."

As she buckled on her helmet the Enclave Major opened his mouth to insult her, before he realized why she had spoken up. All around them, coming from the access hatchways, they could hear the sound of scurrying footsteps. Heavy breathing and snarling reached their ears.

Baskevyl and Stonny both began to retreat in opposite directions down the corridor. The Major turned his head back to Carlson as he left.

"Hey Carlson, say hi to your new friends for me! Ha."

The Enclave commander was slammed sideways into the wall as a ghoul pounced on him from the shadow of a nearby doorway. Within seconds ghouls poured out of every available access panel, hatch, stairwell and vent.

The NCR troopers appeared from their hiding positions and took up positions around their leader. Jayne threw Carlson's rifle into his waiting hands. Brotherhood of Steel paladins appeared to drag Stonny to safety, firing off their energy weapons at the advancing ghoul tide. They disappeared around the corner and descended the stair case once again. The corridor was filled with death and decay as gunfire filled the air.

About to be surrounded, the NCR detachment fled in the only available direction to them - upwards.

---

The vault dwellers awoke in a panic. The sounds of war came from outside the hatch, as well as the sound of ferocious beasts.

Everyone poured into the main office, only to discover yet more death. Gaunt lay in the centre of the floor, his head crushed beneath the weight of a filing cabinet as if someone had battered him into the ground.

Tebow was found in the bathroom. His trousers were around his ankles, and it seemed like he had been stabbed during a private moment.

Tarkin lay in a pool of blood in the anteroom where he had constructed his bedding. A discarded one-shot pistol lay next to him.

Jabba was found in the back office where the rest of the corpses has been stashed. A noose was around his neck, and he had clearly been hung from the rafters by his executioner. A death note was scrawled on the wall next to him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ce0COTIEQ

Some last wills were discovered:


<insert last will of a naive sheriff here>
Do not believe what the role list tells you, I am in fact a citizen
Naive sheriff = useless as fuck >_>






lea was ns


Congratulations if you are reading this you cut down the Enclave's kpn from 2 to 1, want a cookie?


So, seems I have been shot.

Reason for me lying about Brostin:

I chose someone in my vault to tunnel and get them killed. Brostin seemed easiest.


I was going to have Mkoll be my mentor and try to help town.

---

An anonymous interview and editorial were published!


RIP
RAWNE
GAUNT + RODGERS / LEIA
LUKE
aand
VADER


Princess Leia Presents: Twisted News 103.8

Townie Plan:
I haven’t much to say at this point. The fate of the game lies in the hands of those with night kills. It’s important for town to whittle through the numbers of the neutrals or we will not have the numbers to push through lynches in the end game with the +2 buffer of the evil neutrals.

At this point it’s all about reacting to the hand we are dealt in terms of night kills every day. Don’t give up, townies, as a shootout scenario in which mafia guns each other down is possible. We just need to place our diminishing numbers of cards down in the right places.[/QUOTE]

---

Graveyard (Vaults):

Hayley
Chewbacca
Heihachi
Eddy
Chandler
Rachel
Stan
Steve
Yoda
Owen
Greedo
Ben
King
Ackbar

Graveyard (Surface):


Brostin (Sheriff): Committed suicide like a demented fool, by running naked into a turret. [Day 4]
Larkin (Arms Dealer): Exiled into the valley to be killed by the base defence systems. [Day 4]
Bragg (Ventriloquist): Killed by a Mysterious Stranger... [Night 4]
Lei (Puppet): Committed suicide. [Night 4]
Yoshimitsu (???): Went missing, mysteriously, leaving no trace of his role. [Night 4]
Lando (Sheriff): Killed and maimed by multiple sources. [Night 4]
Phoebe (Bodyguard): Gunned down in a duel. [Night 4]
Fluttershy (Sheriff): Vaporised by a vertibird rotor. [Day 5]
Francine (Corrupt Journalist): Shot by Boone, the NCR Marksman overlooking the courtyard. [Day 5]
Boba (Escort): Found lying in the courtyard, having been attacked by multiple sources. [Night 5]
Biggs (???): Disappeared under mysterious circumstances. [Night 5]
Roger (???): Disappeared under circumstances which were just as mysterious. [Night 5]
Beru (Drug Dealer): Impaled through the chest by Ross. [Day 6]
Vick (Kidnapper): Crushed under debris after creating a breach in the base defences. [Day 6]
Brees (Mortician): Shot through the heart by Brotherhood Troopers during the breach. [Day 6]
Ross (Lookout): Killed during the breach through shrapnel wounds. [Day 6]
Romo (Sheriff): Gunned down mercilessly while charging a Brotherhood Kill Team. [Day 6]
Paul (Puppet): Riddled with bullets by a Strike Force member during the panicked retreat. [Night 6]
Wedge (Citizen): Murdered with a one-shot pistol in a bathroom stall. [Night 6]
Jin (Citizen): Killed in cold blood by Strike Force members as soldiers stormed the building. [Night 6]
Nina (Janitor): Had her brains blown out with a one-shot pistol in the back room. [Night 6]
Manning (Bus Driver): Had his organs ripped out and was crucified. Executed as kill teams infiltrated the building. [Night 6]
Monica (Disguiser): Hunted down in the Vault-Tec corridors and scalped. [Day 7]
Mkoll (Doctor): Executed when an NCR trooper triggered a trap which tore him apart and burnt him alive. [Night 7]
Brady (Citizen): Killed during the night by a Strike Force member. [Night 7]
Tarkin (Grave Robber): Shot through the head with a one-shot pistol. [Night 8]
Tebow (Sheriff): Murdered by Strike Force members during the confusion of the ghoul outbreak. [Night 8]
Gaunt (Framer): Had his head crushed by a Strike Force member during the night. [Night 8]
Jabba (Doctor): Executed by being hung from the rafters. [Night 8]


---


Night will end at this time:

http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=11.00pm+GMT+Thursday+19th+July

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:16 PM
Wicket, devour Rawne.

Han, witch Luke onto Rawne.

We will shoot Luke and Vader tonight.

-vote Leia

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:17 PM
Han, did you witch Tarkin last night?

I presume it is 2 Enclave + 1 Devour + 1 Witch vs 3 Town vs 1 BoS at the moment.

Enclave + neutrals have majority. I recommend putting all votes on Leia, but there will likely be no lynch today.

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 04:26 PM
We will shoot Luke and Vader tonight.

I hope you enjoy being shot back tonight then by my Assault Rifle.


Oh scum, if only you knew who I am, and what I've been doing these past nights. It makes me absolutely giggle with glee.

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 04:31 PM
Well, back to yesterday's agenda.

-vote Wicket

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 04:39 PM
So Klaus, if you don't mind me asking, since Red Mafia's going to win anyway after today's no lynch, is Rodgers your puppet?

I thought the Sheriff ploy was a stroke of brilliance, for dooming town into voting for Francine. To whom do I owe the praise?

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:49 PM
So Klaus, if you don't mind me asking, since Red Mafia's going to win anyway after today's no lynch, is Rodgers your puppet?

Nah, I'm the puppet. I figured the fake German would get me shot at night, but it oddly didn't happen...


I thought the Sheriff ploy was a stroke of brilliance, for dooming town into voting for Francine. To whom do I owe the praise?

That was mostly Law's doing. We had him check Francine and knew she was scum based on her playstyle and possible pairings. We figured it was a pretty safe claim, but trying to save Beru foiled that. =\

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:50 PM
I hope you enjoy being shot back tonight then by my Assault Rifle.


I'd also like to point out that all you'll being is killing a puppet. No harm, no foul.

I suspect you are shooting blanks though, Vader. 5 nights in a row and you haven't used all those charges? I find that hard to believe.

Law
July 18th, 2012, 04:50 PM
Haven't read anything, but I was witched last night. Han you are so fucking retarded it is amazing. Good lord. Tell me who the fuck you witched me on to right now you retard.

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:57 PM
Haven't read anything, but I was witched last night. Han you are so fucking retarded it is amazing. Good lord. Tell me who the fuck you witched me on to right now you retard.

/facepalm

Han, who did you witch Law onto? It better have been Wicket, Tebow, or Tarkin...

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 04:57 PM
/facepalm

Han, who did you witch Law onto? It better have been Wicket, Tebow, or Tarkin...

And if it's not, Wicket *must* Devour them tonight.

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 04:58 PM
Town do not despair. Brady used his secret roulette item on me and it should make this game pretty interesting right about now.

-vote Rodgers

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 05:11 PM
I suspect you are shooting blanks though, Vader. 5 nights in a row and you haven't used all those charges? I find that hard to believe.

Lol thanks for the WIFOM attempt. Now I know you're the Ventriloquist. Who posts the first post with their puppet account anyway. No, you'd be on your original account to post first, to check for feedback messages, if you had died or not and such. Look how early you posted. This only solidifies the fact that you're the Ventriloquist.

-vote Klaus

As for the Assault Rifle, like I said. This is why scum is so bad at this. I guess I'll claim my real role.

I'm the armorsmith. The Assault Rifle has only been used once this entire game because I knew if I said I had it, you guys wouldn't aim at me. And guess what. Scum were frightened into not firing at me. Obviously, the town's not going to tell you who has armor either. I still have 2 rounds left in my Veteran rifle. Would you like to take a shot at guessing whether I will use it tonight or not?

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 05:20 PM
Remaining scum:

Law - consig
Klaus/Rodgers - ventriloquist/puppet
Han - witch
Wicket - Devourer

I encourage everyone to take note of this information and play toward your win conditions. I have given you all the information you need to see there is only one possible course of action that can be taken.

Rawne
July 18th, 2012, 05:53 PM
Wow. I'm still alive. Town, who are we lynching? Ventriloquist or Devourer?

Rawne
July 18th, 2012, 05:55 PM
Looks like it's 3 town, 2 red maf, 1 orange maf, and 2 neuts left. Interested to see how this will end.

Rawne
July 18th, 2012, 05:58 PM
I find it really hard to believe Rodgers can be anything but the puppet, by the way.

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 06:04 PM
Good point about Klaus, guys.

Hmm ok. I guess we could lynch Wicket today. I just need to buy some time and hope the roulette prize from Brady activates in time.

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 06:09 PM
Lol if we're gunning for the Red Mafia to lose and reduce KPN at the same time, why not lynch Klaus and end their gun holder? Since Klaus admitted his puppet had them (or he has them, whichever).

Rawne
July 18th, 2012, 06:17 PM
I think our biggest issue with either lynch is that we don't have enough people left. Right now (if I'm counting correctly) we have 3 town, 1 orange maf, 2 red maf, and 2 neutrals. Even if Luke is voting along with us we need Han to actually get a majority.

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 06:23 PM
Lol, I mean, town is pretty much doomed. Unless Han would like to humor us by extending the game just a bit.

How about it, Han? Will you vote Klaus today? Lynch the puppet for the lulz.

Luke
July 18th, 2012, 06:35 PM
Lol if we're gunning for the Red Mafia to lose and reduce KPN at the same time, why not lynch Klaus and end their gun holder? Since Klaus admitted his puppet had them (or he has them, whichever).

Thanks Tarkin for being a useless gamethrower. All he did was reveal himself just to become a target, he shouldve just lurked instead of what he did. My team had no chance because of derpy members like him. Anyways not voting today because no point.

-skip day

Luke
July 18th, 2012, 06:37 PM
Regarding the post I quoted -

wifom

Rawne
July 18th, 2012, 07:49 PM
Well I, for one, am looking forward to the inevitable mafia shootout while Wicket kills town and Han witches a random person onto another random person scenario.

I will find it so hilarious if it turned out Han witched Law to kill Gaunt.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:43 PM
well then lets lynch the Armorsmith. This game gets more retarded from day to day. I also wouldn't mind lynching the witch at this point in game.

-vader

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:44 PM
-vote Vader

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:47 PM
It seems every little bit i get me closer to victory is wasted by the other scum in an instant. I hate you guys so much!

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 08:47 PM
I save you from a lynch train, but now you're going to bite the hand that fed you?

Wicket, you're breaking my heart.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:50 PM
Like it's gonna happen. You try to lynch me every day a new what do you ecpect?

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 08:55 PM
Because you turned your back on town first. Don't make me seem like the bad guy here.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:57 PM
Blame luna for the devourer role card. I was never on your side to begin with.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 08:59 PM
Thanks Tarkin for being a useless gamethrower. All he did was reveal himself just to become a target, he shouldve just lurked instead of what he did. My team had no chance because of derpy members like him. Anyways not voting today because no point.

-skip day

Makes no sense. If you were mafia he would have become a gun smith long ago himself and giving guns out to you. Stop your damn bull shit already.

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 09:00 PM
...

... I hate you.

-_-

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 09:02 PM
hate leads to the dark side! Keep going!

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 09:23 PM
Makes no sense. If you were mafia he would have become a gun smith long ago himself and giving guns out to you. Stop your damn bull shit already.

Do you believe all the Brotherhood are dead?

Regardless, the witch gave someone a gun last night by witching Law. You need to devour that player if they are still alive. =\

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 09:25 PM
Could han just skip his night actions for the rest of the game? We would really apreciate it. Since he asked Vader last day if he has still the vet rifle. I assume he witched law on Vader to kill him. He probably thought there were 2 BoF still around. Meh.

I believe a visit at the dentist is more fun then the last 2 Days in this game.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 09:27 PM
Maybe Han is game throwing on purpose. I don't know. No one will believe your amnesiac claim today anymore.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 09:28 PM
Or maybe he tried to kill somebody while controlling law. But who i don't know. The guy who got the gun could tell us more :)

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 09:28 PM
Could han just skip his night actions for the rest of the game? We would really apreciate it. Since he asked Vader last day if he has still the vet rifle. I assume he witched law on Vader to kill him. He probably thought there were 2 BoF still around. Meh.

I believe a visit at the dentist is more fun then the last 2 Days in this game.

Tell me about it. -_-

I don't even understand why Han witched Law. We're obviously on his side. If anything, witching the BoS (i.e. - Tarkin's bullet) into a townie would have given us majority and the win. I really don't...even....efaefsfdsxv

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 09:29 PM
-vote Vader

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 09:29 PM
How about it, Han? Will you vote Klaus today? Lynch the puppet for the lulz.

I thought I was the Ventriloquist?

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 09:33 PM
I thought I was the Ventriloquist?

Let's lynch you to find out. :D

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 09:34 PM
Well if you would believe your statements from yesterday that monica had the gun smith ability and you were back to 1 kpn and the BoF had still 2 members around. It would have been a stalemate. Since nobody likes law i assume he tried to let the orange mafia win instead of you guys. :D

Or maybe he thought he is much wiser than you guys and Law is your night killer and maybe he wanted to be sure that you shoot his arch nemesis.. xD


Or he just doesn't give a shit and does just random stuff because he is high on jet.

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 10:22 PM
There is no godfather! This information is extremely important to us!

That means I can shoot Brady's melon roulette gun that I was given at a mafia tonight to help stabilize our numbers. The melon gun is 85% charged at this point, and I am confident it will be at full capacity to shoot tonight. I've just been WAITING AND WAITING for it to finally finish charging. I will shoot Klaus. The melon roulette gun is unwitchable and can pierce through roleblocks from jail. Hopefully Klaus is the ventriloquist. Vader's argument makes me think that he is.

The important thing though... is that there is no godfather!
(So we do not have to worry about needing to pierce night immunity).

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 10:24 PM
There is no godfather! This information is extremely important to us!

That means I can shoot Brady's melon roulette gun that I was given at a mafia tonight to help stabilize our numbers. The melon gun is 85% charged at this point, and I am confident it will be at full capacity to shoot tonight. I've just been WAITING AND WAITING for it to finally finish charging. I will shoot Klaus. The melon roulette gun is unwitchable and can pierce through roleblocks from jail. Hopefully Klaus is the ventriloquist. Vader's argument makes me think that he is.

The important thing though... is that there is no godfather!
(So we do not have to worry about needing to pierce night immunity).

I would advise everyone to read the previous chat and follow the plan if we all can have a chance to win.

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 10:39 PM
There is no godfather! This information is extremely important to us!

That means I can shoot Brady's melon roulette gun that I was given at a mafia tonight to help stabilize our numbers. The melon gun is 85% charged at this point, and I am confident it will be at full capacity to shoot tonight. I've just been WAITING AND WAITING for it to finally finish charging. I will shoot Klaus. The melon roulette gun is unwitchable and can pierce through roleblocks from jail. Hopefully Klaus is the ventriloquist. Vader's argument makes me think that he is.

The important thing though... is that there is no godfather!
(So we do not have to worry about needing to pierce night immunity).

/cue eye roll

If anything, Rawne's argument makes way more sense. Vader's argument does not, as I checked both accounts before posting. I am not that obtuse, sorry.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 10:41 PM
The only melon here is on your Neck Leia. "rolleyes"

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 10:45 PM
Part one of the melon prize apparently was that Brady got to pick a person (Han) whose night actions to override (even in death).

Part two was this awesome melon gun that Brady can pass out to one player. I can shoot it at level one, acting like a normal gunsmith gun, or I can charge it to level two, allowing it to bypass witching and all types of role blocks including jailings.

I think I've gotta shoot the ventriloquist or at least try to in order to eliminate doubt as to who the real remaining mafia accounts are.

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 10:48 PM
The biggest takeaway message here though, is that there is no godfather! (So my any guns in the hands of town can kill mafia.)

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 10:54 PM
Part one of the melon prize apparently was that Brady got to pick a person (Han) whose night actions to override (even in death).

Part two was this awesome melon gun that Brady can pass out to one player. I can shoot it at level one, acting like a normal gunsmith gun, or I can charge it to level two, allowing it to bypass witching and all types of role blocks including jailings.

I think I've gotta shoot the ventriloquist or at least try to in order to eliminate doubt as to who the real remaining mafia accounts are.

Thanks for returning the wifom protection, Leia, considering you don't have a gun (unless Han gave you one).

Han, just let Wicket know who you witched Law onto. Wicket will devour and kill them so they won't get to shoot.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 11:13 PM
Vote Vader pwz. I ve got the melon curse! If a townie gets lynched today i will go melon suicide and my belly will explode and everybody i have devoured will be back!

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 11:16 PM
Dang, Brady. Why didn't you choose Wicket and decide whether or not to execute? And if you chose Han, why didn't you make Han force Law onto me? I used my assault rifle for the first time last night, too. Ugh. What the heck.

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 11:16 PM
Vote Vader pwz. I ve got the melon curse! If a townie gets lynched today i will go melon suicide and my belly will explode and everybody i have devoured will be back!

This. I've seen it.

Also, Luke, he may be your father, but he's evil! Evil, I tell you! He must be stopped hung!

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 11:17 PM
I used my assault rifle for the first time last night, too. Ugh. What the heck.

/cue eye roll #2 for today

You used assault rifle for the last time last night. You have no charges remaining. Sorry Vader.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 11:24 PM
CUE EYE ROLL IS A CODE!

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 11:24 PM
I don't think that Han knows who he witched on to whom due to the melon roulette prize #1. Only Brady knows that. Unfortunately he didn't tell me in melon chat last night.

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 11:25 PM
ALIENZ! EVERYWHERE!

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 11:25 PM
CUE EYE ROLL IS A CODE!

:O

I knew it! So Klaus is the second Cylon.

There is no godfather!
There is no godfather!
There is no godfather!
There is no godfather!

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 11:30 PM
/cue eye roll #2 for today

You used assault rifle for the last time last night. You have no charges remaining. Sorry Vader.

Lol, disappointed that I tricked you? How do you think those armor have been getting out if I was so busy saving my own butt? Come on. I knew with your dwindling numbers you won't risk shooting me if I revealed. Your fear is evident in day chat by your willingness to lynch me. Lie to yourself more. Maybe you can melon curse my assault rifle away.

Or you can shoot me tonight to find out. I'll be waiting.

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 11:34 PM
Lol, disappointed that I tricked you?

Sorry, but we just never felt the need to have to shoot you.


Your fear is evident in day chat by your willingness to lynch me. Lie to yourself more. Maybe you can melon curse my assault rifle away.

Two votes on you is better than one vote on Leia. That's how I looked at it.


Or you can shoot me tonight to find out. I'll be waiting.

Oh, believe me. I'll be saying hello to you tonight. :blink1:

Leia
July 18th, 2012, 11:36 PM
Sorry, but we just never felt the need to have to shoot you.



Two votes on you is better than one vote on Leia. That's how I looked at it.



Oh, believe me. I'll be saying hello to you tonight. :blink1:

Did I mention that Level 2 melon roulette gun kills go first in the order of operations?

Klaus
July 18th, 2012, 11:43 PM
Did I mention that Level 2 melon roulette gun kills go first in the order of operations?

Let me guess. It also kills before Jailor/Devourer does their thang, right?

Wicket
July 18th, 2012, 11:44 PM
Are you sure this weapon is called Melon gun and not Genkidama? öÖ

Vader
July 18th, 2012, 11:46 PM
Did I mention that Level 2 melon roulette gun kills go first in the order of operations?

Somehow... This is starting to sound too good to be true lol.

I'll be waiting, Klaus. ;) And Leia already said it bypasses jailing.

Brady. You can witch Law onto me tonight. I'll have my assault rifle up. This should kill the remainder of the Red Mafia and ensure their loss.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:02 AM
Apparently the FM Game Master will announce when the melon roulette gun finishes charging in this thread. Big stuff will happen. I hope I am not being trolled. :[

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 12:03 AM
Apparently the FM Game Master will announce when the melon roulette gun finishes charging in this thread. Big stuff will happen. I hope I am not being trolled. :[

Luna never trolls!

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:07 AM
Apparently the FM Game Master will announce when the melon roulette gun finishes charging in this thread. Big stuff will happen. I hope I am not being trolled. :[

If you were actually given this gun, you would not have revealed it to us. You would have kept quiet and shot one of us tonight. I know who you are and you are good at deception. This is merely a ruse to have us plan for an unforeseen event.

It is a good attempt, I give you that. A bit much though. =)

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:09 AM
If you were actually given this gun, you would not have revealed it to us. You would have kept quiet and shot one of us tonight. I know who you are and you are good at deception. This is merely a ruse to have us plan for an unforeseen event.

It is a good attempt, I give you that. A bit much though. =)

Or would I? WIFOM.

I guess it's pointless discussing this further at this point. All I can do at this point is hope that the secret weapon follows through.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:27 AM
No one will believe your amnesiac claim today anymore.

I'm surprise anyone believed it. But what harm was caused by it?

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:30 AM
I'm surprise anyone believed it. But what harm was caused by it?

Mind telling us who you witched Law onto?

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:33 AM
I witched Law onto Luke... tell me I didn't give him a gun instead.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:34 AM
I witched Law onto Luke... tell me I didn't give him a gun instead.

Yeah, you gave him a gun. Why you tried to control the Enclave...I don't know why.

Wicket, please devour Luke.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:35 AM
Han, please witch Rawne onto Luke (so nothing will happen).

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:56 AM
Also, in order to get a second kill off tonight Law has to be the one to shoot. So, dear god, don't witch Law to give yourself a gun and kill yourself. That's the last thing we need right now.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:57 AM
At least

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 12:57 AM
u have made this

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:58 AM
a rather

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 12:58 AM
interesting dilemma.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 01:05 AM
A dilemma, you say?

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 01:54 AM
could you please tell us your logic behind all your actions? This might be amusing.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 02:21 AM
Han just witch luke on Leia i ll devour Vader. Mafia shoots Rawne and the shitstorm is finaly over.

I want a response from anybody to this plan.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 02:22 AM
Or let Luke target self. Whatever

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 02:22 AM
But try to coordinate your actions today with us.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 02:23 AM
If you try to win solo you will be killed tomorrow night. Just saying...

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2012, 03:44 AM
The remaining NCR troopers are currently retreating through the Vault-Tec upper levels. The Brotherhood of Steel have taken up defensive positions on the floor below, while the Enclave soldiers have begun driving towards the hatch.

10.42am: Private Wilder separated from the group and surrounded by ghouls in Chamber 3-B.
10.43am: Private Wilder KIA, killed when he detonated the remaining grenades on his belt.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 04:05 AM
-skip day

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 04:06 AM
-skip day

Han
July 19th, 2012, 05:19 AM
I concur.

-skip day

Law
July 19th, 2012, 05:38 AM
You are an idiot by the way Han. Why the fuck did you not witch Tarkin last night. Just witch Luke on to some townie tonight while Wicket devourers Leia or Vader and we win.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 05:41 AM
I will devour luke. don't shoot rawne he has pretty much armor again. Thanks to the smith role card -_- Good job you morons shot tebow instead of the armor smith Rawne.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 05:42 AM
You seriously should think by now about taking the witch down as well. He is clearly an ass hat.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 05:48 AM
Oh wait you lost control over it. I forgot. What a shame we are all at the witch s mercy.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 05:49 AM
Bye Klaus! or Law! Or me lol! So pathethic!

Law
July 19th, 2012, 05:50 AM
Han just witch Luke on to a townie, Wicket will devour Leia or Vader, and we will shoot whomever you two don't target.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 06:03 AM
It's going to be quite hard to avoid overkills here. Is there anything they can actually do to stop the kills?

Law
July 19th, 2012, 06:07 AM
They may have vests, so we could just stack our kill with whomever to witch Luke on to.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 06:17 AM
Vader with a possibility of a vet rifle. Rawne armorsmith. I would prefer devouring rawne tonight so you could witch luke onto vader while the mafia shoots Luke and leia down AND THE GAME WOULD BE OVER! FINALY!

Law
July 19th, 2012, 06:19 AM
I'm surprise anyone believed it. But what harm was caused by it?

There was a lot of fucking harm caused by it. If we had failed to kill Tebow last night we all would have lost. We could have already outright won the game had you simply validated being the witch.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 06:24 AM
Vader with a possibility of a vet rifle. Rawne armorsmith. I would prefer devouring rawne tonight so you could witch luke onto vader while the mafia shoots Luke and leia down AND THE GAME WOULD BE OVER! FINALY!

Devour Luke and unvote skip day.

I will explain when you unvote.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 06:25 AM
Oh, skip day votes is 5. Phew.

Anyway, witch will only force someone to not use primary ability. If Luke is anything other than Citizen and uses his normal power in addition to shooting the gunsmith gun, he will STILL SHOOT THE GUNSMITH GUN. He must be devoured.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 06:25 AM
-unvote

Han
July 19th, 2012, 06:26 AM
-unvote

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 06:29 AM
I would have jailed luke anyway :P. Witch rawne on somebody who is not town. While you guys double kill leia. Then we vote vader out tomorrow and i ll devour Rawne.

EVERYBODY HAPPY NAO?

Law
July 19th, 2012, 06:32 AM
I would have jailed luke anyway :P. Witch rawne on somebody who is not town. While you guys double kill leia. Then we vote vader out tomorrow and i ll devour Rawne.

EVERYBODY HAPPY NAO?

In case you haven't been paying attention to the gist of this day chat, we don't have two KPN right now. Han witched me on to Luke. I was giving a gun. Luke has gun. We have one KPN.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 06:36 AM
I would have jailed luke anyway :P. Witch rawne on somebody who is not town. While you guys double kill leia. Then we vote vader out tomorrow and i ll devour Rawne.

EVERYBODY HAPPY NAO?

I should also point out to you that devouring Vader will prevent his Veteran gun from taking place (and it will not harm you). If we believe Rawne is not Brotherhood, it could be worth letting Luke shoot one of us to devour Vader, witch Rawne onto Vader, and then have us shoot Luke if we believe he has no vest. This would eliminate two town, allowing us to lynch Leia tomorrow and then devour Rawne the following night.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 06:48 AM
Oh i am sorry i thought you could shoot a gun the same time you recieve it in this game. I am sorry. Since you have the gun smith you probably know it better.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 06:49 AM
I should also point out to you that devouring Vader will prevent his Veteran gun from taking place (and it will not harm you). If we believe Rawne is not Brotherhood, it could be worth letting Luke shoot one of us to devour Vader, witch Rawne onto Vader, and then have us shoot Luke if we believe he has no vest. This would eliminate two town, allowing us to lynch Leia tomorrow and then devour Rawne the following night.

Because he totaly won't shoot me. Yeah thats a sound plan. NEXT!

Han
July 19th, 2012, 06:50 AM
You wanted us to unvote, Klaus?

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 06:58 AM
Looks to me like our only hope is for Rawne to help us vote out Wicket today and hope Rawne has armor to stop 1KPN from the red mafia. Luke don't shoot tonight.

My super secret plan only works if Rawne is who I think he is. And there is no hope of doing what I think you wished to do since orange mafia is all dead.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 07:01 AM
Why shouldn't Luke shoot? Silly.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 07:02 AM
I think Rawne has to have received armor if he is indeed not the armor smith.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 07:03 AM
Sadly, truth is I have armour. Too bad, Leia.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:06 AM
He is the armor smith and he gave himself armor last night.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:06 AM
also the recieve and shoot the same night was from another game. Dang.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 07:09 AM
If you reveal and vote either Wicket or Law, then hopefully the reinforcements from Tatooine will notice and come down to save us - so I don't think it would even matter who we pick.

All that matters is I don't know if they are paying attention to come zap Rawne right now so you might need to role claim to vote and hope they are watching.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:12 AM
Overseer? xD

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 07:20 AM
He is the armor smith and he gave himself armor last night.

The armoursmith cannot give themselves armour. Only another player.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:21 AM
read the rolecard again.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 07:22 AM
Rawne, if you are mayor, then town gets seven mini mayors added to the game at towns disposal. It said so in the alien chat last night where I was abducted.

I don't know if you simply aren't mayor, or the aliens are afk. I thought you stealth claimed mayor a while back though. With less than 12 h left in day I think it's best to reveal since there is no possible win if you don't.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 07:27 AM
read the rolecard again.

I see...he would have targeted Jabba in order to receive the armor for himself.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:30 AM
alright i ll devour luke its fixed. You guys do the fuck you want.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 07:32 AM
lol wait. Klaus you got the rule wrong. The witch can controll the gun of people. The thing you mean was about getting roleblocked from a enchantress or a whore. I ll go for Rawne instead. You guys just shoot luke down

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 07:55 AM
I picked Rawne and Vader in alien chat. If I guessed Rawne's role right then the remaining aliens (currently 7 left) come down to earth as mini mayors. Since Vader was my secondary target, they will all receive veteran assault rifles since I know Vader had the veteran rifle.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 08:15 AM
:weird:

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 08:20 AM
lol wait. Klaus you got the rule wrong. The witch can controll the gun of people. The thing you mean was about getting roleblocked from a enchantress or a whore. I ll go for Rawne instead. You guys just shoot luke down

Messaged Luna for clarification. All witched effects will target the targeted player. So if Luke is armorsmith and witched to visit Vader, for example, he will give Vader a vest and shoot him.

Therefore, devouring Rawne is your best bet. Han, witch Luke onto Vader so he'll either die from the gunsmith gun and shoot Vader, or only Vader will get shot. How the hell did this blunder work out so well -_-.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 08:21 AM
Therefore, devouring Rawne is your best bet. Han, witch Luke onto Vader so he'll either die from the gunsmith gun* and shoot Vader, or only Vader will get shot. How the hell did this blunder work out so well -_-.

*veteran gun

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 08:30 AM
Alright:

Wicket: Devour Rawne
Han: Witch Luke onto Vader

-skip day

Han
July 19th, 2012, 08:42 AM
-skip day

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 08:43 AM
do not want to get free lynched so i must say something useful.

do what klaus says. german goldfish untrustworthy but if he is anything like hitler he know how to lead army...

...to their doom! ahahahahahaha

btw i check leia last night and she came up THE EPITOME OF EVIL.

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 08:45 AM
boom shaka laka laka

boom shaka laka laka

has anyone here tried my wireless internet? i hear its not bad.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 08:55 AM
Aaron Rodgers you disappoint me. When I met you several years ago you seemed quite nice.

We could try to lynch Law today and then hope Rodgers is the ventriloquist and is up for mod kill tomorrow.

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 08:58 AM
Aaron Rodgers you disappoint me. When I met you several years ago you seemed quite nice.

We could try to lynch Law today and then hope Rodgers is the ventriloquist and is up for mod kill tomorrow.

no modkill for me, sister :)

i like how u, luke, han, and vader are all still alive tho. its like were in star wars!!!! :D

i avenge u head vigi!!!! 8)

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 08:59 AM
im adorable!

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 09:03 AM
leia, thank u for compliment on paul being best scum. :D

also quote of the FM goes to Mkoll:


there will be hell to pay if the town loses because some half-wit fuck off "sheriff" didn't read his fucking role card clearly. Or some jerkoff asshole misinterprets what he should do with his night actions because he didn't read another role card because he "couldn't be bothered." Or if another of you downie fucks neglects to read the rules and interpret them.
Questions are absolutely fine if you're unsure about something, but not reading your role card or any of the rules or mechanics makes you a complete fucking idiot.
I swear to God there should be a reading comprehension test prior to getting into the real FMs.

trololloollololololoolo

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:19 AM
He tasted like shit though.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:21 AM
-skip day

BTW THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE OF ME NOT EXECUTING ANYBODY TONIGHT BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS REASONS. JUST SAYIN... I DON'T TRUST THE WITCH AT ALL!

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 09:25 AM
-skip day

BTW THERE IS A HIGH CHANCE OF ME NOT EXECUTING ANYBODY TONIGHT BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS REASONS. JUST SAYIN... I DON'T TRUST THE WITCH AT ALL!

When do you think they'll figure out that Rodgers is actually the devourer?

And witch, please just witch Luke onto Vader so he can kill him. If George Lucas has taught us anything...

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:29 AM
Like i said. Expect me to not execute rawne tonight. To be honest its in your interest too red mafia. Or do you wanna probably lose somebody tonight because of the witch?

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 09:31 AM
Like i said. Expect me to not execute rawne tonight. To be honest its in your interest too red mafia. Or do you wanna probably lose somebody tonight because of the witch?

Why would you not execute? I'm not following you.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:34 AM
Because i don't trust the witch. Now lets assume She wants to win solo what would she do tonight? ;)

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 09:36 AM
Because i don't trust the witch. Now lets assume She wants to win solo what would she do tonight? ;)

Control Luke to shoot one of us. You must execute regardless or town will have the majority.

Han, please don't drag this out any further. If you force Luke to shoot Vader, the 4 of us have a shot (no pun intended) of winning this game.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:43 AM
How can you do such a big leap of faith here? Lol

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:43 AM
he has no interest in winning with us. All he does is agreeing and then he vanishs again.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:44 AM
If i execute to 100% the gun holder just shoots me down to reduce the kpn. No thx

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 09:46 AM
How can you do such a big leap of faith here? Lol

Because I'd like to believe that Han did not purposely sabotage us.

I'm not sure if you two have noticed, but the Enclave has deliberately left out mention of Han/Vader being witch until the reveal day (Day 7) to inform all the scum as to what's up and who was who. We also played down vault 66 so that you and I would be overlooked for other targets. The only reason we did not shoot Vader is not because of his assault rifle, but because we knew either he or Han was the witch and did not want to risk killing her.

I hope this is enough to show Han that we've been subtly helping him throughout the game.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:47 AM
Either we win together or nobody shall win. =)

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 09:48 AM
If i execute to 100% the gun holder just shoots me down to reduce the kpn. No thx

He can't afford to troll you. The Enclave? Yes. You? No. Why? Because if you die, the town has the possibility of healing (especially if there are two armoursmiths or one armoursmith/one doctor) against Enclave shots, but not your attack. Han risks losing this game if he doesn't witch Luke (and believe me, he'll witch Luke because it gives him control of a gun).

Continue devouring Rawne, please.

Vader
July 19th, 2012, 09:51 AM
I picked Rawne and Vader in alien chat. If I guessed Rawne's role right then the remaining aliens (currently 7 left) come down to earth as mini mayors. Since Vader was my secondary target, they will all receive veteran assault rifles since I know Vader had the veteran rifle.

I have no idea what you're talking about at all. You think Rawne is mayor?

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:57 AM
Who cares, town has no guns and you can stall lynches infinite.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 09:58 AM
They can't absorb every kill with the one vest they provide at night.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:01 AM
Who cares, town has no guns and you can stall lynches infinite.

Just trust in the witch -_-. He wouldn't witch Luke into shooting you. That would be suicide.

Stick with devouring Rawne.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:02 AM
Lawl. Bitch please. Look what he did the whole game. Look at his action from yesterday. He is gonna kill u guys. Trust me.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:03 AM
Lawl. Bitch please. Look what he did the whole game. Look at his action from yesterday. He is gonna kill u guys. Trust me.

So you're going to devour Luke tonight? Please let us know your final choice before skip day is hammered.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:06 AM
I am still waiting for one serious response from Han b4 i will continue to do anything.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:06 AM
-unvote skip day

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:07 AM
Mind coding to me who you have devoured right now, just in case?

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:07 AM
Nope, you guys start everytime a drama when i code you who i devour.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:09 AM
Nope, you guys start everytime a drama when i code you who i devour.

?

No, that's Law. Not me.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:16 AM
Why do you ask me anyway for night targets? You will just shoot the most useless town role in game aka luke. You have a spree for cits and even worse roles than cits aka sheriffs. xD

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 10:16 AM
Leia, I have no idea how you think I'm mayor/overseer. Since when did I hint at it?

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:17 AM
-unvote

Law
July 19th, 2012, 10:28 AM
Why do you ask me anyway for night targets? You will just shoot the most useless town role in game aka luke. You have a spree for cits and even worse roles than cits aka sheriffs. xD

It's called killing people that are not going to be healed. I don't know if you have noticed, but our kills do not pierce heals/armor.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:31 AM
Why do you ask me anyway for night targets? You will just shoot the most useless town role in game aka luke. You have a spree for cits and even worse roles than cits aka sheriffs. xD

We knew Jin/Wedge were Citizens when we killed them. That was done on purpose to ensure we killed two players. We TRIED to kill Leia/Rawne the previous night, but they were both healed. You can hardly blame us for that considering even you didn't know they had an armorsmith at the time.

We need to know your night targets so we don't end up shooting the played you have devoured -_-.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 10:33 AM
Nope, you guys start everytime a drama when i code you who i devour.

I think the drama's already started.

"Wicket, devour this guy!!! Please!!!"

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 10:43 AM
Why do you ask me anyway for night targets? You will just shoot the most useless town role in game aka luke. You have a spree for cits and even worse roles than cits aka sheriffs. xD

xD wot

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 10:44 AM
WHO WILL WICKET DEVOUR TONIGHT?

TUNE IN TOMORROW ON 11:00 PM GMT TO FIND OUT!

NOW, BACK TO THE FEATURE PRESENTATION.

Law
July 19th, 2012, 10:48 AM
Our best course of action would be for Wicket to devour Vader, Han to witch Luke on to Rawne, and for us to shoot Leia or Luke. Hopefully that actually happens.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:49 AM
Our best course of action would be for Wicket to devour Vader, Han to witch Luke on to Rawne, and for us to shoot Leia or Luke. Hopefully that actually happens.

It won't happen. Not sure if you've noticed, but no one's been doing what you've been asking for the past few days. I'm not sure I would, either! :p

Vader
July 19th, 2012, 10:54 AM
It's a coup d'etat! All your base are belong to me! I am le cult leader!

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2012, 10:55 AM
17.52pm: Brotherhood of Steel lose two paladins as the west barricades are overwhelmed.
17.54pm: Enclave forces are pushed back as they attempt to storm the main corridor.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:55 AM
Our best course of action would be for Wicket to devour Vader, Han to witch Luke on to Rawne, and for us to shoot Leia or Luke. Hopefully that actually happens.

There's nothing worse than having the win within your grasp and it not going according to plan.

Fact of the matter is that if Wicket devours Rawne and Han witches Luke onto Vader: Rawne dies. Luke shoots Vader. There is no way Vader has a vest so the only way to protect himself is if he activates the Veteran gun. If he does this, Luke dies (and we shoot Luke to ensure that he does, indeed, die). It is 4v2. If there is a BoS member alive (i.e. - Vader), he would shoot an Enclave tonight to win with the neutrals, leaving 3v2. Either way, there is enough left to lynch Vader tomorrow and then Devour Leia. Game over.

Now, the ONLY way this could be screwed up is if Han witches Luke onto someone other than Vader.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 10:57 AM
There's nothing worse than having the win within your grasp and it not going according to plan.

Fact of the matter is that if Wicket devours Rawne and Han witches Luke onto Vader: Rawne dies. Luke shoots Vader. There is no way Vader has a vest so the only way to protect himself is if he activates the Veteran gun. If he does this, Luke dies (and we shoot Luke to ensure that he does, indeed, die). It is 4v2. If there is a BoS member alive (i.e. - Vader), he would shoot an Enclave tonight to win with the neutrals, leaving 3v2. Either way, there is enough left to lynch Vader tomorrow and then Devour Leia. Game over.

Now, the ONLY way this could be screwed up is if Han witches Luke onto someone other than Vader.

I also propose this plan because I would like this game to end sometime within my lifetime...

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 10:59 AM
Our best course of action would be for Wicket to devour Vader, Han to witch Luke on to Rawne, and for us to shoot Leia or Luke. Hopefully that actually happens.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6oKjuvA55g&feature=related

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:00 AM
Just shoot luke u trolls. Thats all you have to do.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:00 AM
Now excuse me you bore me to death. Cya tomorrow or not who knows? Who cares!

Vader
July 19th, 2012, 11:06 AM
I would like this game to end sometime within my lifetime...

Funny cause it's true. This game has gone on for far too long.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 11:13 AM
Didn't FM 12 end up lasting an entire month? I can't tell if we've exceeded . Although that game had less people and KPN than this one did for sure.

I am definitely waiting for it to end, though. Being alive for this long in a position where I can't do much just isn't that fun.


It's a coup d'etat! All your base are belong to me! I am le cult leader!

You forgot "You are on the way to destruction! You have no time to survive make your time!"

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:30 AM
Basicly we could play the rest in real time. 1 day 10 minutes, 10 minutes a night.

Law
July 19th, 2012, 11:37 AM
Well I will be gone for the rest of the day, so hopefully Han will reappear to confirm he will witch Luke tonight. Just give us your targets so we don't stack our kills accidentally.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 11:38 AM
Rawne, noooo, how could you not be the mayor after what you told me in your interview article!! I thought you were the best candidate out of all remaining town. :[
I guess the alien stuff seemed kind of too OP to be true.

Seems like this is almost over then...
If anyone is interested...

I feel really bad that the aliens were trolled if there is no godfather or mayor in this game.

Welcome... to the Mothership!

As part of the recon element for your galactic fleet, you have been assigned to watch over Earth closely. Your mission is to prepare the way for invasion; you need to fulfil certain objectives while maintaining the element of surprise.

This is a huge responsibility and eradicating Earth's leaders is a major political boost for your current Overlord. As such there may be a threat aboard your spacecraft wishing to sabotage the whole project on behalf of the Overlord's main rival.

You have three targets: the Red Godfather, Orange Godfather and Mayor.

Every day you may vote to 'lynch' one of the Earth players. If a target is successfully lynched, the crew of your Mothership will calibrate a high-energy laser beam and point it at your target. If your target is one of the three objective roles, they will be incinerated - once an objective target is incinerated you will be beamed down to Earth. If you target the Mayor you will behave as normal citizens but your votes will each count as two votes. If you target either of the Godfathers, one of you will become a Cult Leader and the other aliens/mafia members of the same alignment will be part of your initial cult. If your target is not one of the objective roles, he will be beamed up to the alien mothership and you will share a night chat. He can suggest a target for the aliens to zap and another target for the aliens to channel. If the zapped target is a Mayor or Godfather, then all aliens will gain possession of any item held by the channeled target.

Unfortunately one of the aliens on-board your spacecraft is an Alien Saboteur. He will win if none of the objective targets are incinerated. Instead of choosing to 'lynch' an Earth player, you may actually lynch one of your fellow Aliens. If the Alien Saboteur is successfully lynched then every Alien has their own high-energy laser beam and incineration targets do not need to be voted on - everyone can aim their laser at a single target at night.

Summary:

You all have a very interesting game ahead of you. Not only must you analyse the game below on the surface of Earth, but you must always be wary of the Alien Saboteur. It might be quite difficult to get a consensus on a lynch with him around. On the other hand, trying to incinerate someone really early on will be your top priority - if you can knock out either Godfather early on then you are in a great position to win this game.

All of your names aren't on the player list because technically you don't exist - I didn't want to confuse the Earth players. When you are transported down into the game a plausible excuse is in place; it fits the theme and you will be added into the role list as Hidden Any.

This is a real test of your mafia skills, but you're also in a position of authority over the whole game. Everyone else is worrying about dying, getting lynched, scum tells... you just have to keep an eye on each other! The Alien Saboteur may still win the game if you are successful in incinerating someone, he just has to survive until the end unlike the rest of you. Question is... Will the Saboteur try to stop you up here or will he help you find a target and try to survive down there? Will you spend your time looking for him, or ignore him to zap more people?

Usual game rules apply: No COM name claiming, No asking for COM names, NO outside game discussion - if anyone on Earth discovers the existence of this Mothership then finding the culprit will be easy.

Good luck, Spacemen!

Mothership Player List:

Applejack
Corbec
Dorden
Gunther
Hwoarang
Newton
Stafford
Palpatine


P.S. Because you are not mentioned on the player list to the 'Earthlings', your accounts have been disguised. The accounts have random post counts attached to them.

Mothership Role List:

Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Soldier
Alien Saboteur




I was abducted last night since the aliens thought I was the orange godfather when I troll claimed it as my reason for not dying when attacked by the red mafia... >.>

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:43 AM
Luke onto Vader, like I said.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:46 AM
http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/asian_73cd08_2995926.jpg

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 11:48 AM
Reason I want the game to end? I want to know who is who behind all the accounts. :P

@Leia: wtf!??? alienz!?!?!? :S Yeah, sorry though. I'm not the mayor (if there even is one). Would have revealed and helped hammer Wicket or Klaus or whoever if I were. :(

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:49 AM
This is... strange.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:49 AM
Could Vader be one of them?

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 11:51 AM
The funny part is, this isn't the first time someone mentioned aliens in this game. Remember Nina?

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:51 AM
Will your bs ever stop Leia?

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 11:51 AM
Can I say what I know about the aliens FMGM?

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:52 AM
There were a few Hidden Anys in my Vault.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:52 AM
Vader? Speak up?

Han
July 19th, 2012, 11:52 AM
This game just got serious.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 11:52 AM
There were a few Hidden Anys in my Vault.

There were Hidden Anys in every vault.

Wicket
July 19th, 2012, 11:53 AM
Jabba told me he was actually an alien and if i kill him ghouls would kill me. Lulz. Then FM Radio and FM Game master trolled me all night long

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:00 PM
Also... I think my melon gun is broken. It's been stuck at 90% charged to level two and won't budge.


Congratulations Brady!
Welcome... to the Melonship!

As the winner of the melon roulette game, you have been assigned to watch over Earth closely. Your mission is to select an initiate and ensure that your faction rides to victory. You may also select one player whose actions to override during the course of the game.

Congratulations Leia!
You have been chosen as the first disciple of the Order of the Melon. You now have in your possession a special melon gun that has two different uses. You may either use your gun right away as a normal multi-shot vigilante gun, or you may charge your gun to level two in order to gain the ability to shoot players with a surefire melon bullet that is unwatchable and will pierce all types of role blocks. If you charge your gun to level three, you can target a player to initiate into the Order of the Melon.

This is a huge power and thus you both share a great responsibility.

Good luck!

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:02 PM
I had intended to charge to level three and initiate all of you guys. Hey red mafia and Wicket...

Want to not kill and wait for my melon gun so I can initiate you all?

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:06 PM
Leia you lucky scoundrel.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:06 PM
This is amazing.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 12:06 PM
Well, Jabba is an alien. He's from Nal Hutta xD

Now I'm just confused instead of bored. wtf is going on here!?!?!?

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:07 PM
What would initiating them have done?

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:14 PM
SKIP DAY

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:14 PM
What would initiating them have done?

Nothing. If you know who Leia's COM is, you'd know she made everything up to try and confuse you (though I suspect you are trolling hurrrr).

-skip day

Alright, let's skip this day.

Rawne devoured.

Witch Luke onto Vader (do not witch him onto Leia, she has a vest). If Vader happens to be BoS, he'll shoot Law or I tonight, since he needs the neutrals to win. If he's not BoS, he'll debate whether to activate the Veteran gun (if there's any uses left) and either a) kill Luke by activating it or b) kill himself by not activating it because Luke will shoot him.

The Enclave will shoot Luke.

At least 2, if not 3, town/BoS will be dead tomorrow. Possibly 1 Enclave.

Lynch Vader/Luke tomorrow if either is still alive (only 1 at most will be). Then Devour Leia. If only Leia is alive, lynch her.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:19 PM
Klaus Tally

skip day {3/5}: Han, Luke, Klaus

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:22 PM
Lol @ assuming witch will help enclave.

Witch can win with either mafia team. How about witching Law into Vader. Vader can vest, I'll shoot Rodgers. Devourer kills Leia. We win with neutrals. Neutrals get their wins and dont have to side with the retarded enclave.

100% win for neutrals. You can make either side win.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:23 PM
Han, if you don't witch anyone tonight I promise I will recruit you first. The initiation is like recruiting to the cult. Brady is our dead cult leader that can control someone at night. I'd prefer if he could control Klaus tonight and not have to control you. What do you say, Han Solo?

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:24 PM
Luke, would you also like to be recruited into the order of the melon? Let us call a ceasefire right here and right now!

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:26 PM
Lol @ assuming witch will help enclave.

Witch can win with either mafia team. How about witching Law into Vader. Vader can vest, I'll shoot Rodgers. Devourer kills Leia. We win with neutrals. Neutrals get their wins and dont have to side with the retarded enclave.

100% win for neutrals. You can make either side win.

Retarded? The BoS is likely dead and you're just WIFOMing. How do I know? Because Tarkin was a Grave Robber. If he was smart, he would've chosen something useful and used that power. But instead he didn't. Why? Because he was the final BoS member so he had to shoot instead in order to kill off the Enclave.

You are town, Luke. Stop trying to hide it.

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:26 PM
Luke, would you also like to be recruited into the order of the melon? Let us call a ceasefire right here and right now!

I demand to be the keeper of the Melon. If so, I'm down.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:27 PM
Han, if you don't witch anyone tonight I promise I will recruit you first. The initiation is like recruiting to the cult. Brady is our dead cult leader that can control someone at night. I'd prefer if he could control Klaus tonight and not have to control you. What do you say, Han Solo?

/cue eye roll #3

Whatever Brady won died with him. Nice wifom. My favorite part was where you said Brady controlled Han's witching power, as if you somehow would've known that. =p

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 12:30 PM
Can we skip day pl0x? I'd like to get my night action in before heading off to the Dark Knight Rises.

Han, if you troll witch me...

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 12:35 PM
It's in our melon chat, Klaus!

I particularly liked how I was part of the two most ridiculous night chats in this game. I seriously would not have been able to come up with WIFOM as strange as that. What do you say, Han? Help me witch Klaus onto Law or Law onto Klaus tonight and I will recruit you first the second my gun finishes charging.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 12:37 PM
Dear Leia,

No. I've got my own plans, don't you worry.

Sincerely,

Han.

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:38 PM
Retarded? The BoS is likely dead and you're just WIFOMing. How do I know? Because Tarkin was a Grave Robber. If he was smart, he would've chosen something useful and used that power. But instead he didn't. Why? Because he was the final BoS member so he had to shoot instead in order to kill off the Enclave.

You are town, Luke. Stop trying to hide it.

Protip - Armsdealer can give armour and weapon. I told you guys he was an idiot. He wanted to keep us alive instead of increase our KPN.

Luna let me reveal what I know about Aliens. Quit dodging the question.

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:42 PM
Aliens please visit me so I can troll you. You can't win at this point anyways.

Forum Mafia GM
July 19th, 2012, 12:52 PM
Aliens don't exist.

Error 404: The Wild Wasteland perk you were looking for could not be found.

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 12:57 PM
I am the Mayor. I dont want to reveal because I want the incognito achievement. Please, Aliens don't shoot me with your LAZER.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 12:58 PM
Dear Leia,

No. I've got my own plans, don't you worry.

Sincerely,

Han.

Forever alone achievement?

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 01:00 PM
Day chat is getting weirder and weirder as the game goes on.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 01:04 PM
Forever alone achievement?

:[
I want to fill the order of the melon with all star wars characters! Lol.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 01:34 PM
Leia, can we still be friends?

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 01:39 PM
Of course, Han! You said you like my buns on Day 0! You are too sweet.

Also, Rawne, if you're not mayor... Well, you're going to be beamed up to alien chat tonight lol. Have fun with the hallucinations and your night immunity!

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 01:41 PM
Also, Rawne, if you're not mayor... Well, you're going to be beamed up to alien chat tonight lol. Have fun with the hallucinations and your night immunity!

If by "beamed up" you mean swallowed whole by Wicket the Hutt...you'd be correct. :)

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 01:43 PM
I pmed Luna to reveal me. She's afk ~~

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 01:46 PM
If by "beamed up" you mean swallowed whole by Wicket the Hutt...you'd be correct. :)

That totally depends on Wicket, not you. Lol.

Did Nina ever mention what happened when she was supposedly abducted?

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 01:47 PM
I pmed Luna to reveal me. She's afk ~~

I also pmed Luna to reveal. She has not yet responded.

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 01:47 PM
Did Nina ever mention what happened when she was supposedly abducted?

Yeah, she was high on Beru's drugs. Damn addicts.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 01:56 PM
Only Nina, Mkoll, and I were ever abducted. I couldn't read their abduction chats because I think the mother ship functions like a jail chat.

I assume they also tried to find the mayor or godfather and picked Vader as the person to channel to give the aliens who would be beamed down all assault rifles.

Luke, you are not the mayor or else you would have revealed when we were lynch training you earlier... Right!? I will be so sad if you are ACTUALLY the mayor...

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 02:27 PM
Only Nina, Mkoll, and I were ever abducted. I couldn't read their abduction chats because I think the mother ship functions like a jail chat.

I assume they also tried to find the mayor or godfather and picked Vader as the person to channel to give the aliens who would be beamed down all assault rifles.

Luke, you are not the mayor or else you would have revealed when we were lynch training you earlier... Right!? I will be so sad if you are ACTUALLY the mayor...
Lol. I don't think FM would add a mayor because they would be able to solo lynch anyone in the vaults. I just want to be abducted to troll them :D.

Anyways - Witch, you basically choose which side wins. Have the Enclave target Vader = BoS wins. Have me target vader = Enclave wins. I will be shooting enclave tonight anyways as well as using the vest Tarkin gave me. gl Enclave.

Luke
July 19th, 2012, 02:28 PM
Lol. I don't think FM would add a mayor because they would be able to solo lynch anyone in the vaults. I just want to be abducted to troll them :D.

Anyways - Witch, you basically choose which side wins. Have the Enclave target Vader = BoS wins. Have me target vader = Enclave wins. I will be shooting enclave tonight anyways as well as using the vest Tarkin gave me. gl Enclave.

Been playing too much sc2mafia. Vet doensn't pierce night immune does he. Your best bet is to make Law target Vader tonight, Witch.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:30 PM
And what would that accomplish, Dr. BoS?

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 02:32 PM
You forget about the cult of the melon. Everyone thinks I'm crazy and that I'm spouting BS which will give me a chance to get the cult off the ground running, as soon as the gun finishes charging.

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 02:33 PM
Been playing too much sc2mafia. Vet doensn't pierce night immune does he. Your best bet is to make Law target Vader tonight, Witch.

It doesn't need to. If he activates the Veteran gun, I shoot you tonight as well. Vest only blocks one bullet.

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 02:34 PM
I just want red to lose. Not gonna recruit them to the Order of the Melon. Anybody want to join? Type /signtology if you want to be recruited!

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:34 PM
Leia, we both know you're going to use the melon gun tonight.

Rodgers
July 19th, 2012, 02:34 PM
There's no cult! NO CULT LEIA! STOP LYING!!!!

:evil:












:p

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:35 PM
IF WE STICK OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS AND GO LALALLLALALALALALALALALALALA MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 02:36 PM
IF WE STICK OUR FINGERS IN OUR EARS AND GO LALALLLALALALALALALALALALALA MAYBE IT WILL GO AWAY

LALALLALALLAALLAALLLALALALAALAALALLAA

GOLDFISH NO LISTEN TO U!

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 02:36 PM
Lol. I don't think FM would add a mayor because they would be able to solo lynch anyone in the vaults. I just want to be abducted to troll them :D.


Nope. Mayor can't reveal until he escapes the vault.


Pertinent rulings: Cannot be healed by a Doctor. Cannot be converted by the Cult. Cannot reveal as the Overseer until the surface section of the game.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:37 PM
How many votes for a lynch again?

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 02:39 PM
How many votes for a lynch again?

I believe there are 8 left (not counting the puppet), so 5 to lynch. So if a mayor reveals he could insta-lynch someone.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:41 PM
Why hasn't anyone been lynched?

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 02:41 PM
There's no cult! NO CULT LEIA! STOP LYING!!!!

:evil:












:p

Totally not recruiting the nonbeliever! I think our best bet is to witch Law onto Vader tonight and Luke shoot Klaus. Luke use vest, and I'll skip my shot to charge my melon gun to level 3 so I can recruit Han because I think he is amazing and deserves to be the first recruit. I'll get Luke tomorrow night so you two can win with the other townspeople who are auto meloned since their alignment is green. Brady just needs to activate them tonight when we perform the ritual.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 02:42 PM
Why hasn't anyone been lynched?
Nobody holds a majority. Good luck trying to get 5 people together to vote on the same person.

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 02:43 PM
Nobody holds a majority. Good luck trying to get 5 people together to vote on the same person.

In approximately one hour, no less. :P

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:43 PM
Let's pass the time with a classic.

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:44 PM
Leia, you realise you have to use your Melon Gun tonight to avoid being potentially devoured?

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 02:44 PM
Totally not recruiting the nonbeliever! I think our best bet is to witch Law onto Vader tonight and Luke shoot Klaus. Luke use vest, and I'll skip my shot to charge my melon gun to level 3 so I can recruit Han because I think he is amazing and deserves to be the first recruit. I'll get Luke tomorrow night so you two can win with the other townspeople who are auto meloned since their alignment is green. Brady just needs to activate them tonight when we perform the ritual.

Oh Luna and her troll gun. I'm going to Lol so hard if you successfully convince Han to try and kill us off (it would be even funnier if Vader has no charges left).

I also like how you say "our best bet" as if Han and you are on the same team. Oh, you! So adorable!

Han
July 19th, 2012, 02:46 PM
Oh Klaus, no need to be so patriotic!

Klaus
July 19th, 2012, 02:47 PM
Oh Klaus, no need to be so patriotic!

Mein gott! Klaus is Aryan goldfish!!!! U Aryan too! Join me, comrade!!!

Leia
July 19th, 2012, 02:47 PM
Leia, you realise you have to use your Melon Gun tonight to avoid being potentially devoured?

Oh ok, did you mean I should shoot Wicket then, Han?

Rawne
July 19th, 2012, 02:47 PM
Well in the Extended Universe, Han and Leia get married, have kids, and go on to have some adventures together. Makes sense. Lol.

Have to go do something IRL, so I can't read day chat anymore for now. Let's see what happens tonight! Good luck town!