Night 8: Jabba

[Forum Mafia GM]

Jabba woke up, groggy.

A stranger waited to speak to him.

[Stranger]

HO HO HO.... wait how could i get that fat mofo into my belly to start with? :o

[Stranger]

Jabba, jabba, jabba!?

[Forum Mafia GM]

Ewoks eat Hutts all the time.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Read up on the extended universe.

[Forum Mafia GM]

He has become...

Pizza the Hutt!

[Stranger]

Bro you are so near at my heart right now! I never let somebody so close to it. Not even Mkoll. I still remember his screams when i bite his little weener off. Oh he was such a nice guy! A nice guy he was but a little bit too autism to the end. Oh well. Biggs was kinda delicious too with sweet saur sauce. Well he was a little bit too saur to the end as well.

People these days... :O

[Stranger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqQh60V48WI

[Stranger]

That was an awesome costume btw. Want that for helloween! Fat chicks will love me!

[Stranger]

Hey Jaybob! Try to see it positive! The shitstorm ends for you tonight! That's not so bad now isn't it?

[Forum Mafia GM]

You might also escape death by feral ghoul :D








​Might.

[Stranger]

Nah i don't think so. He will escape me sooner or later but not as a ghoul. ;)

[Stranger]

Sigh those jail chats. Y am i most of the time only discussing stuff with Luna and Yayap in here? :o

[Jabba]

I AM JABBA IU EAT U I AM REEL DEVOURER YUM JUB JUB JUB

AFTER I FINISH U I EAT TARKIN TARKI DED I EAT U


jabba

[Jabba]

This has been such a fun game, Wicket! Don't ruin it by taking a munch on my slime! I didn't wanna die like this.

[Stranger]

Hey. What can i say? Me hungry and.. YOU FAT :D

[Jabba]

Glad to see I have a chance to escape. I'm also going to cut my mentor out your belly and end your life with that laser pistol conveniently sitting there on that desk.

[Stranger]

You will be one giant Turd when i am done with you! xD

[Jabba]

By the way, I'm the Alien. I haven't been student since night 6.

[Stranger]

The what?

[Jabba]

The Alien. It's a secret role. I pretty much control the Feral Ghouls.

Whenever I am killed, the guy who killed me is swarmed with Feral Ghouls.

[Stranger]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LnX86us8zZU/TA9aBlIIAyI/AAAAAAAAGgU/5MS2VJBR8xg/s1600/alien-cat.jpg ???

[Jabba]

The Alien. It's a secret role. I pretty much control the Feral Ghouls.

Whenever I am killed, the guy who killed me is swarmed with Feral Ghouls.


Luna actually hinted it for whatever reason. I'm telling you now because I don't want to die, even if you were brought down with me.

[Stranger]

No one controls feral ghouls. Thats why they are called feral :-P

[Jabba]

The only thing I can win with is Neutrals, lol. I can't win with Mafia or Town. Hence why I've been trying to have the enclave killed, :P.

[Jabba]

No one controls feral ghouls. Thats why they are called feral :-P

Aliens use that technology. I was never actually explained the concept, just how the role worked.

[Stranger]

What's your win objective then. Give me some more information and maybe i let you live. :o

[Stranger]

So what is your night action then?

[Jabba]

I don't have a night action. My ability = Your power lies within Death. When you are killed, your killer is killed.

I'm GUESSING that is what the whole Feral Ghoul stuff is all about.

[Jabba]

Ability is similar to that of a Citizen. Short and sweet.

[Stranger]

Yay! Finaly i can escape this game! Alright!

[Jabba]

I mean it should be obvious. As soon as I was jailed, the Feral Ghoul mess happened. I'm thinking thats what this is about. I don't think Luna or Yayap wanted me to tell you I was Alien, tbh. I have my own night chat with them that I am missing out on because you!

[Stranger]

oh noes! :o

[Jabba]

oh noes! :o

I'm actually proposing we ally each other in the game. Alien and Devourer may be a nasty team together.

[Stranger]

yeah your not avialable night action and my cute avatar COULD RULE ZE WORLD. Also lol at the night 8 rp "WE HAVE A GERAL GHOUL THREAD" Lol i kill 30 feral ghouls at the same time with my bare hands because they suck.

[Stranger]

Well the problem is. Those ghouls can vote at day xD

[Jabba]

yeah your not avialable night action and my cute avatar COULD RULE ZE WORLD. Also lol at the night 8 rp "WE HAVE A GERAL GHOUL THREAD" Lol i kill 30 feral ghouls at the same time with my bare hands because they suck.

Feral Ghouls are OP.

Anyways, I'm not interested in killing you if I'm going to die anyways, I rather surprise whoever kills me. Make sure not to tell anyone that I am Alien. I am wanting to see an Alien RP kill and death description.

My description tells me something about my blood, so I think that may be involved.

[Jabba]

I'm shocked no one believe that there was an Alien in the game. Francine is the only one who took it serious.

[Stranger]

And we all know where Francine is now. :o

[Stranger]

And sry i don't have the wild wasteland perk. No aliens in my game bro!

[Jabba]

And sry i don't have the wild wasteland perk. No aliens in my game bro!

Get Mothership Zeta pack. I'm a STRANDED ALIEN THAT IS FORCED TO GO AGAINST THE MAFIA. DO YOU THINK I REALLY WANT TO FIGHT THEM? OMG.

[Stranger]

sry i only own fallout new vegas. fallout 3 was crap.

[Stranger]

Well, so what do you think who is what right now in game?

[Jabba]

Well, so what do you think who is what right now in game?

I have been really trying to kill the Mafia. Killing you was my best bet, to be honest. Don't take it personal, Alien win would be epic.

Enclave have a ventriloquist. It's probably Klaus. Rodgers is definitely puppet.
Not sure who is GF between Gaunt or Law. It may be Law because he outted his own Mafia team.

Rawne is Steel GF, Luke is also steel, but I don't know his role...

Tebow = Armorsmith.
Leia = Journalist
Vader = Ghost/Witch
Han = Witch/Amnesiac(probably witch)

[Stranger]

do you have any proof behind your claims? It is pretty much not what i have so. I am curious why you think those people are those roles.

[Jabba]

do you have any proof behind your claims? It is pretty much not what i have so. I am curious why you think those people are those roles.

Post what you think and we can compare.

[Stranger]

Leia = Journalist. aye not hard to get.
Tebow said he was sheriff and he said on day 5 that he had an inno read on me. Makes no sense for an Armorsmith to claim random shit on scum suspects.
Han = Witch. Even red mafia said that roger was witched and some people claimed it as well. I don't think we have a super conspiracy here where everyone claims being witched for nothing. My witch claims were a lie though

For starters

[Stranger]

i think you are doctor nao :3

[Stranger]

Dunno maybe wicket is devourer. Undecided.

[Jabba]

Leia = Journalist. aye not hard to get.
Tebow said he was sheriff and he said on day 5 that he had an inno read on me. Makes no sense for an Armorsmith to claim random shit on scum suspects.
Han = Witch. Even red mafia said that roger was witched and some people claimed it as well. I don't think we have a super conspiracy here where everyone claims being witched for nothing. My witch claims were a lie though

For starters

I'm just going by what Leia and Mkoll were saying. I stopped paying attention Day 7.

[Stranger]

why is that? why you play like a sheep? Mkoll was doc how could he know stuff? Also leia got scum lynched but most of the time for reasons who were just plain wrong. öÖ. SHEEPING is bad mkay?

[Jabba]

why is that? why you play like a sheep? Mkoll was doc how could he know stuff? Also leia got scum lynched but most of the time for reasons who were just plain wrong. öÖ. SHEEPING is bad mkay?

I was going with the confirmed Town to make me seem like town. What I was really worried about was if Mkoll was going to say I was disguised because I wasn't talking in the night chat. It had disappeared when I was given Alien.

[Stranger]

this makes no sense at all. Why would you turn midgame into an alien for no reason?

[Jabba]

this makes no sense at all. Why would you turn midgame into an alien for no reason?

They gave me the choice to do it. They random.org'd all the neutrals. At first I was hesitant, but when they gave me the role card, It seemed a fun role to be.

[Stranger]

and why would it cancel the night chat then? also you say your new role has basicly no power but if you get killed the killer dies with you. Mkay...

[Jabba]

and why would it cancel the night chat then? also you say your new role has basicly no power but if you get killed the killer dies with you. Mkay...

Same reason why if you disguise as someone, they cancel the night chat. I was no longer student.

My role has no power. It's just my killer dies when I die.

[Stranger]

no they cancel the night chat only. If the player behind the role switches as well. Ever played cult games? See so we found out now that you lie. Even when your whole rolecard was a fake to start with. That's why most of your roles are wrong you pinned down. Too many logic flaws -_-

[Jabba]

no they cancel the night chat only. If the player behind the role switches as well. Ever played cult games? See so we found out now that you lie. Even when your whole rolecard was a fake to start with. That's why most of your roles are wrong you pinned down. Too many logic flaws -_-

What in the fuck are you talking about?

[Jabba]

I said they cancelled the chat, as in you are no longer in it.

[Stranger]

but they wouldn't do it.

[Jabba]

but they wouldn't do it.

Yes they would, lol. Ask Luna yourself, hopefully she'll answer. If she doesn't answer, you can take that as a yes also.

Brostin...? Is that you?

[Stranger]

Thats all a bunch of crap bro :o

[Stranger]

Is there a possibility in this game to become an Alien?

[Jabba]

I want an apology when she answers yes.

[Stranger]

why is that? why you wanna to apologize then? ;)

[Stranger]

she clearly stated in the rules, that she wont back up any wrong game mechanics. So you get the point. Don't you? :-P

[Jabba]

I'm aware she can't lie.

[Stranger]

Yeah.

[Stranger]

Did they probe your ass?

[Stranger]

Some mistery sound pwwz

[FM Ferengi]

Is there a possibility in this game to become an Alien?

YES!!! but limited to very few people (I will not explain).

[Stranger]

sigh. Ok. You said you have to die to win. Why do you complain about it when i kill you? You win i lose. GG? Your proposal makes no sense. I won't complain about how stupid i think it is to put hidden roles into an FM game but ok.

[Stranger]

I just assume at this point that this is similar to yayaps: "survivor changes role to something more exciting" mechanic is. I don't think an nightkill version of a jester is exciting.

[Stranger]

So spill the beans or die. You still voted against me the other day Mr. Jabba. What shall i think about that?

[Stranger]

Also you were already a landed student. Why should they allow you or even "ask" you to change your role? öÖ

[Stranger]

What are the triggers behind it?

[Stranger]

Where were you on the 14th of july in 1988 ?

[Jabba]

Man, you gotta read better.

I never said I won if I died, I said I killed whoever killed me. I don't win. Go read the post.

I voted against you because I benefited it the most. I already told you this. Don't take it personal.

[Stranger]

Trolololololo

[Stranger]

i call bs! :-P

[Stranger]

and if not gg. I don't care much about winning anyway. If i die and you will be killed + 1 town gone and one red. It s still stalemate tomorrow and scum s gonna win. So babye.

[Jabba]

Very well. I am against town and mafia anyways.

[Jabba]

I'm not too mad about dying. I've been dying to see how they plan to write the RP that the Alien has. Reactions should also be good.

[Jabba]

Good game I suppose. This will be the last message from me for the rest of the game if you have no more questions. Shit is going to hit the fan tomorrow without the Devourer.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Shit is going to hit the fan everywhere.

There's only so much RP I can improvise, everyone is currently backed into a tiny office surrounded by feral ghouls, NCR soldiers, Enclave kill teams with booby traps and Brotherhood paladins.

If this goes on much longer I'm just going to make Roxy commit suicide and prevent the control booth from ever being accessed.

[Jabba]

Shit is going to hit the fan everywhere.

There's only so much RP I can improvise, everyone is currently backed into a tiny office surrounded by feral ghouls, NCR soldiers, Enclave kill teams with booby traps and Brotherhood paladins.

If this goes on much longer I'm just going to make Roxy commit suicide and prevent the control booth from ever being accessed.

Bury Radio with me if you die.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Bury Radio with me if you die.

I'm surprised why no one has asked why my Radio co-host cannot activate the fail-safe systems with me.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Well that is a secret for the Epilogue.

[Stranger]

wat? Is!? This!?

[FM Ferengi]

wat? Is!? This!?

It's a secret!

[Stranger]

You and your aliens! Just die already! Even if i wanted i can't solo win this. So who cares?

[Forum Mafia GM]

So Jabba, are you enjoying your first night in the Architect chat?

[Jabba]

So Jabba, are you enjoying your first night in the Architect chat?

YES.

[Stranger]

Yeah Yayap! U bad co moderator! Why u fail-save alone? So how should i read this now. Is yayap trolling me? Or is jabba trollin me? Is Luna trollin me?. Are Yayap and luna trolling me and jabba speaks the truth? Is Jabba trolling me and... GO LET ME ALONE YOU ALL JUST TROLLING ME ! :evil:

[Jabba]

Yeah Yayap! U bad co moderator! Why u fail-save alone? So how should i read this now. Is yayap trolling me? Or is jabba trollin me? Is Luna trollin me?. Are Yayap and luna trolling me and jabba speaks the truth? Is Jabba trolling me and... GO LET ME ALONE YOU ALL JUST TROLLING ME ! :evil:

You didn't devour me. I put you in the alien chat. Guess what that means?

[Jabba]

MIND = BLOWN?

[Forum Mafia GM]

This is all part of the master plan. Jabba is an account controlled by us for the secret objective of making everyone suicide.

So far only Brostin has fallen into our trap.

[Jabba]

This is true.


-yayap-

[Stranger]

How should i know? Just tell me.

[Stranger]

>.>

<.<

.... retarded

[Stranger]

This is true.


-yayap-

You can't be Yayap. Yayap is worse! :P

[Stranger]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IoU3bEFUwWc/TCdVvYwAlXI/AAAAAAAAJKw/nUNzojqLJGM/s1600/Aliens's+Eyes.jpg

[Forum Mafia GM]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w

[Stranger]

Unfortunately, this video is not available in Nazi occupied Germany because it may contain music from the 90s nobody gives a fuck about it anymore, but the GEMA still doesn't care and wants money for it.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Not available in the UK either, silly DR must have posted it.

[Forum Mafia GM]

Spoiler alert, DR is a hidden co-host in this game.

[Stranger]

Yeah together with 3eskimo, Trollzor, Admiral and False truth.

[Stranger]

Could you at least stop lionelling me in the devourer jail chat :o

[Jabba]

jabba