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    weed Ballad of Rachyl

    Listen along

    [BALLADEER]
    Someone tell the story
    Someone sing the song

    Every now and then
    The website
    Goes a little wrong

    Every now and then
    A madman's
    Bound to come along
    Doesn't stop the forum—
    forum's pretty strong
    Doesn't change the song...


    Rachyl Weiss was a handsome angel
    Got up in the robes and bible quotes
    Had her a temper but kept it level
    We all called her Rachyl

    Why did you do it, Rachyl?
    Nobody agrees
    You, who had everything
    What made you try to bring
    A forum to its knees?

    Some say it was your brain had gone
    Some say it was booze
    Some say you killed your reputation
    Because of bad reviews

    Rachyl lived with a grace and glitter
    Kind of like the lives she lived online
    Banned on the forum loud and bitter
    Doesn't matter if she donates

    Why did you do it, Rachyl
    Throw it all away?
    Why did you do it, boy
    Not just destroy
    The pride and test
    Of Arsonist
    But all of Circlejerk

    Jesus made you jealous, Rachyl?
    You couldn't fill his shoes
    Was that the reason, tell us, Rachyl—
    Along with bad reviews?

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    Damn!

    [HYPERSNIPER, spoken]
    They're coming! They'll be here any minute—

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    I need your help
    I've got to type this and I can't hold the keyboard

    [HYPERSNIPER, spoken]
    Rachyl, they've found us! We've got to get out of here!

    [RACHYL]
    No! I have to make my case!
    And I need you to take it down!

    [HYPERSNIPER, spoken]
    We don't have time!

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    Take it down!

    An indictment.
    Of the Reprobate of Sc2mafia, Stealthbomber16, who is herein charged with the following High Crimes and Misdemeanors

    [BALLADEER, sung]
    They say you're ship was sinkin', Rachyl...

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    One:
    That you did ruthlessly provoke a war of religion, which cost some six hundred thousand of everyone's brain cells their lives
    Two—

    [BALLADEER, sung]
    You'd started missing cues...

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    Two:
    That you did silence your critics in the forum, by trying to use facts or logic without being religious
    Three—

    [BALLADEER, sung]
    They say it wasn't Stealthbomber...

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    Shut up! Three—

    [BALLADEER]
    You'd merely had a slew of bad reviews—

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    I said shut up! Retard!

    [CRYPTONIC, spoken, offstage]
    Rachyl! I have fifty soldiers out here, Rachyl! Give yourselves up or we'll set fire to the account!

    [HYPERSNIPER, spoken]
    Don't shoot! I'm coming out!

    [RACHYL, spoken]
    No!

    [To balladeer]
    I have given my life for one act, you understand?
    Do not let the mods rob me of its meaning.
    Pass on the truth! You're the only one who can
    Please...

    [BALLADEER, sung]
    He said
    "Damn you, Arrow
    You had your way—

    [RACHYL, sung]
    Tell 'em, boy!

    [BALLADEER]
    With replays drawn out
    Of damn gameplay!"

    [RACHYL]
    Tell it all!
    Tell them till they listen!

    [BALLADEER]
    He said
    "Damn you, Arrow
    And damn the day
    You threw SC2 out
    Of MAFIA"

    He said:

    [RACHYL]
    Hunt me down, smear my name
    Say I did it for the fame
    What I did was harass the man who hurt my feelings
    Now Christianity will mend
    Now this bloody account can end
    Because someone slew the tyrant
    Just as Coast had slew the tyrant—

    [BALLADEER]
    He said:

    [BALLADEER, RACHYL]
    Damn you, Arrow!
    You righteous whore!

    [RACHYL]
    Tell 'em!
    Tell 'em what he did!

    [BALLADEER, RACHYL]
    You turned your spite into banning more!

    [RACHYL]
    Tell 'em!
    Tell 'em the truth!

    [BALLADEER]
    And more...

    [RACHYL]
    Tell 'em, boy!
    Tell 'em how it happened

    How the end doesn't mean that it's over
    Account deletion is not the end!
    Tell 'em:

    How the forum is not what it was
    Where there's satan in the posts
    How the forum can never again
    Be the light that it was

    How the sins may never be healed
    How the satan is forever
    How we gave up the game
    But still the oppression came

    How the forum can never recover
    From that vulgar
    High and mighty
    SATAN LOVER,
    NEVER—!

    Never. Never. Never
    No, the forum is not what it was...

    Ban my name if you must
    Let my Account turn to dust
    Let it mingle with the ashes of the forum

    Let them ban me to hell
    Leave it to history to tell:
    What I did, I did well
    And I did it for christianity

    Let them cry, "Stupid reprobate"
    They will understand it when things get late—
    The forum is not what it was...

    [RACHYL types a message asking for her account to be deleted. Gunshot sounds.]
    Last edited by Stealthbomber16; March 21st, 2019 at 08:12 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Unfunny View Post
    How dare you send me another box of cereal
    Quote Originally Posted by ChannelMiner View Post
    Anyways I shot Brad due to my morbid fear of zombies.

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    Re: Ballad of Rachyl

    You see, @Arsonist and @Efekannn02 , that is why you two have the same Lord, even if you don't necessarily wanted him
    Quote Originally Posted by The Lawyer View Post
    Besides your lamp and your refridgerators, do you find anyone else suspicious?
    Quote Originally Posted by oliverz144 View Post
    it looks like many, e.g. MM and lag, suffered under the influence of paopan. However there is a victim: frinckles. He left the path of rationality and fully dived into the parallel reality of baby shark, king shark, and soviet union pizzas.
    Spoiler : The meaning of life :

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    Re: Ballad of Rachyl

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshmallow Marshall View Post
    You see, @Arsonist and @Efekannn02 , that is why you two have the same Lord, even if you don't necessarily wanted him
    Stealthbomber16 is some kiddo that posts effortless posts, he's not even a shitposter, he's a poser of a shitposer.
    Me + Efekannn02 are true shitposters.
    [SIGPIC]Why you hold cursor on my signature picture?[/SIGPIC] A very annoying SC2Mafia player.

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    Re: Ballad of Rachyl

    Quote Originally Posted by Arsonist View Post
    Stealthbomber16 is some kiddo that posts effortless posts, he's not even a shitposter, he's a poser of a shitposer.
    Me + Efekannn02 are true shitposters.
    the more you repeat it the truer it becomes
    Quote Originally Posted by S-FM Unfunny View Post
    How dare you send me another box of cereal
    Quote Originally Posted by ChannelMiner View Post
    Anyways I shot Brad due to my morbid fear of zombies.

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