Thugnificents Pro Tips. BECAUSE I FUCKING CARE

[AnassRhamur]

Hi guys! Now that summer is here we can take a sigh of relief as the summer faggots are gone. Here are some pro tips for you new members to take full advantage of this game like me, Thugnificent. Remember guys none of this is explicitly not allowed.

Pro Tip #1: If you "accidentally" lose your bank file and have a replay you can get it restored by the mods! The benefit of this is restarting all your "Roles Won" but keeping the points. This means you'll get like 25 extra points for getting that doc win. You'll be raking in those points. Fuck yeah you got some walking around roulette spending points now.

Pro Tip #2: Get a bunch of your buddies (maybe like 4) and join a mafia lobby. AS LONGAS YOU DONT SPAM "LEAVE TRAIN" you won't get banned. Promptly apologize to the mods with a bullshit excuse like "i had to drive my brother to dialysis". Bulletproof!

Pro Tip #3: Do you hate your role? You don't have 10k points and you cant even blacklist :<. See role quitting is against the rules but you can just ignore your computer and AFK until next game. Again if you get reported (which rarely happens for people with heart attacks) claim you had to put your dog down.
-On a side note: if you really want to play something and don't have time to wait, claim citizen. Once town lynches you for cit chance 0%, apologize in your report that you wanted to hide your role and you didn't read the percent chances. Ooops.

Pro Tip #4: Now guys seriously we can all relate to this. Don't you just want to lynch the confirmed mayor/marshall for shits n giggles? Alright, go ahead vote him up spam the chat "OMG FUCK THIS MAYOR HES SO RETARDED IDFC." I see this one a lot and you know salt motherfucker is gonna report you. Obviously the defense to this is to claim you sincerely thought mayor/marshall was culted. I mean seriously you just put your dog down, and your brother is on dialysis... You're going through a lot Who's going to be a prick and ban you?

More tips may follow.

[Town]

Good day. Someone can if you please explain this?

[DarknessB]

1. Points are reduced based on you regaining those role achievements post-restore. If you keep losing your bank, it will become very suspicious given how infrequently players ask for point restores.

2. If you continuously enter lobbies to leave them, the pattern will become obvious, you will be reported, and we will enforce as a Leave Train. The point is intent -- anyone can have an isolated situation where you have to leave, but if you're going out of your way to leave lobbies and only saying nothing to avoid being reported, it will become apparent.

3. Same is true for AFKing -- you will be punished if it become a repeated pattern. As would be a pattern of off-the-charts poor play prompted by the desire not to play the game. We enforce the spirit of the rules as well.

4. Often times, the Neutral Evil is long dead, and "might be Cult" is usually not a good defense, especially now that you've flagged it to an entire forum.

I get that this is satire, but we enforce the spirit of the rules as well as the letter so trying to end-run around them will get you punished as well.

[DarknessB]

A friendly reminder -- we're giving people the benefit of the doubt here that this is intended to be a satirical-type post about potential issues with the current rules. Please do not turn this into either personal attacks against in-game moderation staff or advocating the breaking of the rules themselves or ways in which players might go about that. I realize the initial thread is a bit loaded in that regard, but we'd welcome a legitimate discussion of concerns vs. "all mods suck and are too retarded to understand anything" / "here's how to bank hack and not be detected".

[Mesk514]

LOOOOOOL

[Yukitaka Oni]

A friendly reminder -- we're giving people the benefit of the doubt here that this is intended to be a satirical-type post about potential issues with the current rules. Please do not turn this into either personal attacks against in-game moderation staff or advocating the breaking of the rules themselves or ways in which players might go about that. I realize the initial thread is a bit loaded in that regard, but we'd welcome a legitimate discussion of concerns vs. "all mods suck and are too retarded to understand anything" / "here's how to bank hack and not be detected".

We need Stalin rule, shoot any bad member of this community and flame them as a traitor to the mafialand.
MakeScmafia2greatagain#2016

[Never Unlucky]

Okay, I want everyone to know how disappointed I am in DarknessB. He ruined a perfectly fine mafia guide for newer players by being serious. Thugnificient will be attempting to start again later (between this week and next week), you will all will receive new tips (probably just shifted ones), and you (DarknessB) will be barred from commenting until you can prove to me that you can appreciate the art in Thugnificient's memes.

[DarknessB]

Okay, I want everyone to know how disappointed I am in DarknessB. He ruined a perfectly fine mafia guide for newer players by being serious. Thugnificient will be attempting to start again later (between this week and next week), you will all will receive new tips (probably just shifted ones), and you (DarknessB) will be barred from commenting until you can prove to me that you can appreciate the art in Thugnificient's memes.

One thing is clear -- I made a very bad name to myself and it's time for me to stop commenting.

[AnassRhamur]

WE WILL NOT SHAME ANYONE FOR SHAMING OTHERS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES. THIS IS A FUCKING SAFE ZONE

[Mesk514]

One thing is clear -- I made a very bad name to myself and it's time for me to stop commenting.

look at this shitty lawyer... he can't even defend himself

[AnassRhamur]

look at this shitty lawyer... he can't even defend himself

Duck, get off Mesk's account