S-FM 256: Lynch Fetish

[Marshmallow Marshall]

@Distorted lets turbo lynch Voss for fun

But why?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

told ya guys, efe wasnt trolling at all - as town he woulda trolled so hard in this setup lol

+townpoints

[Marshmallow Marshall]

I want to keep you around but im agraid after voss your probally our next best town lynch =(

Not gonna lynch voss today, sorry.

-vote aamirus

I can get on this.

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Aamirus wants to get lynched. @Distorted what do you think about it?

[blinkskater]

You’re a gamethrower then. I am jester

Theres 2 ppl in this game who would IMO openly claim jester day 1 as jester and you are not one of them

[blinkskater]

And if you are i will say well played amy you tricked me

[blinkskater]

All I’m saying is I doubt she’d call you a friend

Why dont you ask her yourself?

[Marshmallow Marshall]

blink, could you tell us what was the goal behind your stories? Out of them being very entertaining lol

[DJarJar]

Why dont you ask her yourself?

Why don’t you show your wife what you’ve been jerking off to writing

[DJarJar]

Theres 2 ppl in this game who would IMO openly claim jester day 1 as jester and you are not one of them

I would and I did

[DJarJar]

blink, could you tell us what was the goal behind your stories? Out of them being very entertaining lol

That was the purpose

[DJarJar]

Aamirus wants to get lynched. @Distorted what do you think about it?

Since when

[blinkskater]

Why don’t you show your wife what you’ve been jerking off to writing

Lol that is kind of funny

[DJarJar]

-vote efekannn02

[Marshmallow Marshall]

Since when

Since you are claiming Jester, and by WIFOM you are asking to be lynched. I will not give more details, because Distorted must answer. Pls don't make me elaborate yet

[DJarJar]

-vote efekannn02

Follow this train guys I’ve solved the game

[DJarJar]

Since you are claiming Jester, and by WIFOM you are asking to be lynched. I will not give more details, because Distorted must answer. Pls don't make me elaborate yet

No silly you guys DON’T want to lynch the jester so you’re supposed to NOT lynch me

[blinkskater]

Follow this train guys I’ve solved the game

If you are not lynched the story cant end the way it was intended

[blinkskater]

@Distorted @Distorted @Distorted @Distorted

[DJarJar]

If you are not lynched the story cant end the way it was intended

I already know how it ends

[blinkskater]

I already know how it ends

I will never ask for a nude ever again if you tell me and you are correct

[Hybrid]

What are you talking about? I’m the 2nd jester I already hardclaimed it. I voted efe on page 1 guys

-unvote

asdas

[blinkskater]

-unvote

asdas

Unvote says the real jester :P

[Hybrid]

Unvote says the real jester :P

meh, it s been always like this. everyone scumreads me till the very end of the game w/e

didnt like the attitude of that so i m voting distorted instead

-vote distorted

[PowersThatBe]

1. Calling someone a douchebag player is still the same as calling them a douchebag because they are the player
2. True but don't call my friend to douchebag.
3. I'm seldom a prick to people who don't deserve it never sucked her tit and we are friends.
4. You said it yourself I don't want to get into a pissing match with you which means you will carry this on forever.
5. Not game Throwing It All let the other players speak for themselves they don't need you to speak for them.
6. Hate even numbers

1. Being a douchebag is just that. Being a douchebag. Being a douchebag player is playing in a way that is frustrating for your team to deal with. Even if you are not a douchebag. So no it’s different. Sorry I forgot you have a small brain.
2. Again. I didn’t say he was a douchebag. Learn what nuance is.
3. You are always a prick. You started on me page one of the first game we played together without even knowing me. You trash talk me in the squirtle discord and continue to post the feud even though I’ve moved on. She doesn’t become friends with anyone unless she can use them for something. You’re just her attack dog. You should re-evaluate your relationships.
4. Once again, I said I was over it but I see as recently as last Tuesday you are still posting about me. So really it’s up to you to give it up. Because you’re right, I never quit. I offered you peace. More than once now.
5. It is game throwing when you’re a town aligned person posting so much bullshit it frustrates your teammates into becoming apathetic about the game and gives scum a perfect cover to seem more towny. Had you actually been contributing and mentioned your thoughts on why efe would have been a bad Lynch or given actual reads for me to consider I wouldn’t have voted him more than likely. You are partially responsible for that lynch, along with us town who did vote for him. But your non compliance in this game is game throwing if you’re not Jester. People have already expressed displeasure at your behavior publicly so I am not speaking for anyone. You are just ruining the game out of malice. I’d expect nothing less from a mesk loving robot tbh.
6. Even numbers are great.

[PowersThatBe]

Says the one who wanted to lynch Efe nice reads bud

Says the one who spent the whole writing slash fic. Also I remember I put mm at L-1 and you refused to vote him. Again, you are trying to escape accountability, but you refused to cooperate, so we had to go where the votes were. I accept it was a bad Lynch and the worst possible outcome.

But you literally voted someone who wasn’t in game and we’re willing to cause an jester lynch. Then you refused to vote someone who is more than likely town. Everything you’ve done has painted you as a jester or non compliant town member.

Game throwing pure and simple.

[blinkskater]

1. Being a douchebag is just that. Being a douchebag. Being a douchebag player is playing in a way that is frustrating for your team to deal with. Even if you are not a douchebag. So no it’s different. Sorry I forgot you have a small brain.
2. Again. I didn’t say he was a douchebag. Learn what nuance is.
3. You are always a prick. You started on me page one of the first game we played together without even knowing me. You trash talk me in the squirtle discord and continue to post the feud even though I’ve moved on. She doesn’t become friends with anyone unless she can use them for something. You’re just her attack dog. You should re-evaluate your relationships.
4. Once again, I said I was over it but I see as recently as last Tuesday you are still posting about me. So really it’s up to you to give it up. Because you’re right, I never quit. I offered you peace. More than once now.
5. It is game throwing when you’re a town aligned person posting so much bullshit it frustrates your teammates into becoming apathetic about the game and gives scum a perfect cover to seem more towny. Had you actually been contributing and mentioned your thoughts on why efe would have been a bad Lynch or given actual reads for me to consider I wouldn’t have voted him more than likely. You are partially responsible for that lynch, along with us town who did vote for him. But your non compliance in this game is game throwing if you’re not Jester. People have already expressed displeasure at your behavior publicly so I am not speaking for anyone. You are just ruining the game out of malice. I’d expect nothing less from a mesk loving robot tbh.
6. Even numbers are great.

Rofl i cant even deal with you moronic you are youre a douchebag how about that one? In this setup town need need to get lynched and i am doing just that trying to get lynched its not my fault your mind is a one way street and cant possibly fathom other methods of achieving goals. In this setup my behavior is perfectly fine. Yours however isnt you come in acting like you are someone with a brain which you dont have then you starting typing nonsense lynch a fucking jester then try to put the blame on everyone else? Nah it dont work that you lynch me if you want me gone so badly =) because i certainly wont be lynching you nobody cares what you think/type your read on efe was dogshit accept that

[blinkskater]

Says the one who spent the whole writing slash fic. Also I remember I put mm at L-1 and you refused to vote him. Again, you are trying to escape accountability, but you refused to cooperate, so we had to go where the votes were. I accept it was a bad Lynch and the worst possible outcome.

But you literally voted someone who wasn’t in game and we’re willing to cause an jester lynch. Then you refused to vote someone who is more than likely town. Everything you’ve done has painted you as a jester or non compliant town member.

Game throwing pure and simple.

Why dont we ask the host if thats gamethrowing? Or you can TRY to report me to SJ after the game and make a fool of yourself if youd like and you obviously cant even read because naz said ahed kill a jester not lynch and if a jester is killed thats good for town , and again your brain is so minscule you cant realize that there are different ways to play mafia then your trash one that you think is good =D

[blinkskater]

You like calling 16 year old autistic kids douchebag players? Do you get some sort of fucking rise out of that?

[PowersThatBe]

Rofl i cant even deal with you moronic you are youre a douchebag how about that one? In this setup town need need to get lynched and i am doing just that trying to get lynched its not my fault your mind is a one way street and cant possibly fathom other methods of achieving goals. In this setup my behavior is perfectly fine. Yours however isnt you come in acting like you are someone with a brain which you dont have then you starting typing nonsense lynch a fucking jester then try to put the blame on everyone else? Nah it dont work that you lynch me if you want me gone so badly =) because i certainly wont be lynching you nobody cares what you think/type your read on efe was dogshit accept that

Except acting how you are acting is doing the opposite of making us want to lynch you. You get lynched in this set up by appearing more towny. You’re too dumb to realize that and are just shit posting. Shit posting isn’t going to get you lynched and therefore you are game throwing.

[PowersThatBe]

Why dont we ask the host if thats gamethrowing? Or you can TRY to report me to SJ after the game and make a fool of yourself if youd like and you obviously cant even read because naz said ahed kill a jester not lynch and if a jester is killed thats good for town , and again your brain is so minscule you cant realize that there are different ways to play mafia then your trash one that you think is good =D

I said it’s borderline first of all. And it all depends on if you continue the behavior and if we lose. They can make their own determinations. In my opinion you are not playing to the win con

[PowersThatBe]

Why dont we ask the host if thats gamethrowing? Or you can TRY to report me to SJ after the game and make a fool of yourself if youd like and you obviously cant even read because naz said ahed kill a jester not lynch and if a jester is killed thats good for town , and again your brain is so minscule you cant realize that there are different ways to play mafia then your trash one that you think is good =D

And you’re dumb we have to have equal town to jester. So killing a jester IS NOT helpful to town. Read the set up idiot.

[blinkskater]

I said it’s borderline first of all. And it all depends on if you continue the behavior and if we lose. They can make their own determinations. In my opinion you are not playing to the win con

I'm playing to my wincon. I dont gamethrow you can look for shit that doesnt exist all you want, but at the end of the day nothing will come of this becauae you are simply all words.

[PowersThatBe]

You like calling 16 year old autistic kids douchebag players? Do you get some sort of fucking rise out of that?

Wow you’re a dick for calling him autistic. And if he is autistic, I didn’t know. And that would somewhat change my view of his behavior but I won’t take your word for it since you believe or don’t realize that lynching unknown would have been the same as helping the Jesters get closer to winning because their win con needs both of them to die, and our win con is that we have to have equal town to jester. So the last vote of the game will now have to come down to a tie in which we have to have 0 votes on the remaining jester or else we lose.

[blinkskater]

And you’re dumb we have to have equal town to jester. So killing a jester IS NOT helpful to town. Read the set up idiot.

Imo a modkill on someone DQ's them

[PowersThatBe]

I'm playing to my wincon. I dont gamethrow you can look for shit that doesnt exist all you want, but at the end of the day nothing will come of this becauae you are simply all words.

Unless your win con is jester, you are not playing to your win con. Haha you should have seen after mesk I’m a man of action and I’ll pursue justice even at my own detriment. But it’s okay. Keep thinking you know me.

[DJarJar]

I will never ask for a nude ever again if you tell me and you are correct

The dumb idiot blinkskater was stumbling along - he was already drunk this early - thinking about all he had done this week:
He had been rejected by 3 separate women in just one night. Aamirus even laughed when he showed her his penis because it was so tiny.
His wife found out about his behavior and took the kids and left.
He had watched his friend efekannn02 get lynched by a mob and done nothing to help him.
He had murdered the noble Aamirus in a fit of rage when he discovered that after rejecting him, she had slept with Efe
He had executed Voss in cold blood, just for fun
He had brutally murdered Hybrid and laughed as he begged for his life
And He had mauled PTB to death and then eaten his penis raw


He wondered to himself how he had let it get to this point. After all, he was a good person, right? Why did bad things have to happen to him? He murdered those people because they wouldn’t send nudes... it was their own fault they died. “I have done nothing wrong. I am the good guy here!” he thought to himself.

Suddenly, he heard a mysterious voice begin to speak, “Blinkskater, I have something very important to tell you. This is of the most critical importance! It will help you in your quest to find the holy grail and save the town. It will change everything. It is truly groundbreaking. It will really blow your mind when you hear it! It is an earth shattering secret! You are not even remotely prepared to hear this but I will tell you it anyway! Listen closely because this is very important!”

“SHUT UP AND TELL ME ALREADY”, the impatient brute screamed like a 12 year old brat.

“Very well I will tell you it right now”, said the voice, “The secret is something very important, and very true so heed it well. Here it is: You suck”

Shocked, but realizing that it was true, Blink stabbed himself in the heart and died. Marshmallow Marshall cried over his remains and Duke Distorted of Dildoria grimaced at the sight. The end.

[PowersThatBe]

Imo a modkill on someone DQ's them

She was clear lynching unknown would have resulted a punishement for the town. Not the jesters.

[blinkskater]

Wow you’re a dick for calling him autistic. And if he is autistic, I didn’t know. And that would somewhat change my view of his behavior but I won’t take your word for it since you believe or don’t realize that lynching unknown would have been the same as helping the Jesters get closer to winning because their win con needs both of them to die, and our win con is that we have to have equal town to jester. So the last vote of the game will now have to come down to a tie in which we have to have 0 votes on the remaining jester or else we lose.

Im a dick? You are the one calling a 16 year old kid with autism/asbergers a douchebag player why dont you take your stupid ass elswhere... Whats that cominf from your speakers? Is that a skype call?

[Hybrid]

Im a dick? You are the one calling a 16 year old kid with autism/asbergers a douchebag player why dont you take your stupid ass elswhere... Whats that cominf from your speakers? Is that a skype call?

efe s not autistic nor asbergers..........

[blinkskater]

The dumb idiot blinkskater was stumbling along - he was already drunk this early - thinking about all he had done this week:
He had been rejected by 3 separate women in just one night. Aamirus even laughed when he showed her his penis because it was so tiny.
His wife found out about his behavior and took the kids and left.
He had watched his friend efekannn02 get lynched by a mob and done nothing to help him.
He had murdered the noble Aamirus in a fit of rage when he discovered that after rejecting him, she had slept with Efe
He had executed Voss in cold blood, just for fun
He had brutally murdered Hybrid and laughed as he begged for his life
And He had mauled PTB to death and then eaten his penis raw


He wondered to himself how he had let it get to this point. After all, he was a good person, right? Why did bad things have to happen to him? He murdered those people because they wouldn’t send nudes... it was their own fault they died. “I have done nothing wrong. I am the good guy here!” he thought to himself.

Suddenly, he heard a mysterious voice begin to speak, “Blinkskater, I have something very important to tell you. This is of the most critical importance! It will help you in your quest to find the holy grail and save the town. It will change everything. It is truly groundbreaking. It will really blow your mind when you hear it! It is an earth shattering secret! You are not even remotely prepared to hear this but I will tell you it anyway! Listen closely because this is very important!”

“SHUT UP AND TELL ME ALREADY”, the impatient brute screamed like a 12 year old brat.

“Very well I will tell you it right now”, said the voice, “The secret is something very important, and very true so heed it well. Here it is: You suck”

Shocked, but realizing that it was true, Blink stabbed himself in the heart and died. Marshmallow Marshall cried over his remains and Duke Distorted of Dildoria grimaced at the sight. The end.

Lmao thats why i love you

[blinkskater]

Lmfao @naz can we get this toxic individual replaced he gets a rise out of making fun of autistic children

[blinkskater]

efe s not autistic nor asbergers..........

......

[blinkskater]

All talk no action.

[PowersThatBe]

Im a dick? You are the one calling a 16 year old kid with autism/asbergers a douchebag player why dont you take your stupid ass elswhere... Whats that cominf from your speakers? Is that a skype call?

Lol yeah mesk calling, she meant to call you.

Also didn’t know about his condition. Again, i don’t trust someone who still consorts with mesk everything. Someone who claims to be innocent but knew I was scum from post 3 the game mesk knew my alignment. And you still keep in constant contact with her... hopefully you delete your messages to her after you send them. Otherwise I’m sure she’ll data dump you if you piss her off. Her little attack dog. Mindless lackey still following orders from a serial cheater who only wanted power and recognition. Kinda pathetic how you try to call me out and still suck her titty

[PowersThatBe]

Lmfao @naz can we get this toxic individual replaced he gets a rise out of making fun of autistic children

Aww crying to mods again. You can dish but can’t take it. Why don’t you replace oit. You’re useless anyway.

[PowersThatBe]

All talk no action.

Sorry you’re girlfriend is perma banned via my actions. Try again scrub.

[DJarJar]

How come nobody is voting efe with me?

[PowersThatBe]

efe s not autistic nor asbergers..........

Didn’t think so. Also blink believes everything he reads on the internet because he’s dumb.

[DJarJar]

Y’all should see my last will, @Efekannn02 would be proud